From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Wednesday, June 25, 2003 2:27 PM
To: Hervieuxpaul (hervieuxpaul@netscape.net)
Cc: rest
Subject: When the dialogue ... ditch digger

 

Paul – I am very puzzled y u haven’t got back tu me particularly with regard to my other engineer friend possibly getting a job with your company. I doubt I need to refresh your memory on the subject matter I did in fact discuss with one of your bosses and “who nose” [sic] it may turn out roses 4 everyone.

 

A good hand deserves another chance and no doubt u did sum good things while living with “su” [sic] altho I don’t need a “thank u” 4 that nor for that matter 4 showing up in court on October 24th of last year where had u been called as a witness all that would have been required was that u tell the truth and of course once again only u and Dr. JBS know 4 certain, other than G-d of course, what went on in your bedroom as he unloaded on me, in my opinion getting thru to u at least initially until such time as u began to c the light, never to forget tho the not so comical events that took place in clear view not only in terms of the events preceding JBS “violating” your space, i.e. as I was backing out my Mini Cooper S but all his subsequent actions both as assistant coach on Jonathan’s baseball team, ranting and raving, both prior to as well as on the field of play up to and including the recent bullshit message he left on Marie’s answering machine which I won’t get into just yet.

 

Tu keep up with me requires an ability to go “backwards & forwards” as this world is all set to go to the dogs, agree?

 

Well, just try and find the patience to read thru what I write today tu c if there is anything possibly worthwhile because I can all butt guarantee u that u will be reading material not yet appearing in headline news and why folks who in the past have been smart enuf to breeze thru the misspelled words end up in the pound seats, agree?

 

So just take a seat, kick back and let me begin by first trying to explain the word, “Fukukt.” It is not quite the same as the word “crap” as in “caca” but it means “pretty-much” the same depending on one’s point of view.

 

Let me “also” [sic] explain why I believe the “world is going to the dogs” be4 letting u in on the silver lining and it is in no way shape or form akin to anything garnered from likes of any member of my immediate family altho I may have first heard the term “silver lining” in reference to my step-father’s silver jaguar.

 

And of course he was in the cloth-ing business but that is where all the old stuff ends and why the need 4 new beginnings which require a new way of looking at things from the bottom up, particularly since the world is top heavy with those who have mostly stolen the most ending up driving cars like Ferraris.

 

Of course I could afford a Ferrari but then I would have to waste time explaining such inconsequential stuff to folks who are already interested enuf in what will be included in Manager Minute One including not just every single member of my family but trust me when I tell u that there isn’t a person in South Africa who knows the name Gevisser who wont be lining up to get a first edition altho those still living in South Africa will likely have their “slaves” go out and participate in the “inflationary bidding war” including I suspect someone like Norman Lazarus who is not copied on this email because of my respecting his wish to be placed on the “delete list.”

 

I must say it takes someone with courage, not necessarily smarts, to be so exposed to the “catcalls” which perhaps I am the only one hearing but then again in due course Norman will have an opportunity to be taken off that list just like everyone else who remains somewhat “campos mentis” [sic], at least that is my opinion.

 

Make no mistake that memo contained in the last hyperlink is enuf to lead the folks who masterminded and rigged the California Gubernatorial elections to a ruptured ulcer or too, but I won’t bother u with that right now but suffice to say I continue to include FBI Agent Marc Culp on my emails and as I have said before if Mr. Culp were to ask to be taken off my address list then I would not only oblige but I would show the respect of not adding his name to that list that is growing ever slowly despite the increased numbers on my email list, so u go figure.

 

Interesting wouldn’t u agree how despite my lack of a very formal education and tremendous difficulty in reading, relatively speaking that is, I manage to pay such careful attention tu when folks say nothing at all as well as when idiots like Stanford University Law School graduate, William H. Jackson, fax me a “Settlement & Confidentiality Agreement” placing yellow stickers everywhere, possibly first wiping his backside, transferring DNA evidence that could possibly be used at sum point in the future to frame me, I notice things like in the first sentence of this pathetic document that looks like it could have been produced by my “failed student Trevor Godberg” [sic] who last I heard was hiding out in Aspen with another school boy buddy of mine, Cliff Benn, snowed under to boot.

 

Its better that I keep Cliffy’s photo in disguise since I am all but certain when Cliff eventually reads the writing on the wall he will not only join forces with me but approach other buddies of ours with his good looks still intact, who were able to do better than the average idiot produced under the “tutor ledge” [sic] of the Nationalist Nazi Party regime that ruled South Africa 4 40 years plus.

 

Now I am assuming u have read thru the E-mail to Sammy “Shoe Shine” Haim that referenced the “unstable cliffs” and if not I think this would be a good time tu take a break, visit the bathroom if need be, 4 this will make it so much easier to get thru the rest and course u should like every responsible individual make out a will pretty much along the lines I suggested to Marie back on January 3rd 2001.

 

My communications are kinda like the flax I give to my dog with every meal and of course u have read previously I presume, since my hope is that u r not dead, to know that the word “heckle” as in to “heckle a politician” came from sum pin like devise used in the garment trade to sift the “wheat from the chaffing” that allowed folks like Julius Caesar & Nero to wear the finest of linens.

 

Cum tu think of it I have yet to hear back from Jerome Kurtenbach and perhaps my one attorney friend in Chicago, Sydney Abelski, who is also copied on this email could look into what’s the hang up. Sydney, by the way, is not directly related to Syd Cohen whose name I have seen spelled with both an “I” and a “y.”

 

Y, not to be confused with the economic symbol for “income”, u ,like William H. Jackson, may be asking, “Am I so fortunate, unfortunate tu be in Gary S. Gevisser’s cross-hairs?”

 

The one answer could be that I am simply jealous u have so much more hair than me.

 

Butt u would score zero on that score, 4 the simple reason I think no different to when I was 15 or so years-old and I had lots of hair and sum might even say, “not all that bad looking” but few would say tho that I smoked more than a couple of joints of pot at the most while of course there were handful of even more brain dead folks who could just like President Clinton look u in the eye and I say, “I all butt inhaled” forgetting of course the times they walked thru the factories of their “slave masters” cracking “wips” unleashing “Vermin spiked tongues” and yes there is one of my friends in the photo contained in the last hyperlink whose name is Vernon, what’s one letter different, not quite a coincidence tho?

 

Manager Minute One is very much a Work In Progress and there are more than a handful of folks right now sitting on the sidelines some in places as far away as “…Ciao from Dusseldorf” who are not only watching things very closely but who know that I am in the best of hands not even requiring so much as Jeffrey Krinsk to dispatch the Navy SEALS hanging in his backyard, handouts to boot, or should I say, the days of those on the far left and the far right feeding off those in the center as previous described in the Dutch invented “Dutch Sandwich” are cadavers which is South African slang 4 where the “slaves” who didn’t behave themselves ended up as being as best described in my eldest brother’s poem, ONCE PROUD

 

Varsity, if, dead!

To be used as a “Practical” 4 medial students” [sic]

 

“Witch” [sic] was published by my uncle Joe Ash during “the height of the apartheid years”, an argument one mite say 4 there being “free speech”, agree?

 

Now there is a whole lot contained in that last paragraph that could sink a battleship, as in “loose lips sink ships” so rather than give u the runs may I suggest u simply move on.

 

Suffice to say tho that my uncle’s first wife, Aida Parker, who is on the far right of the photo contained in that last hyperlink, making eyes at my dad on the far left, has yet to reply to my recent E-mail.

 

“Ada” [sic] has a “hole” [sic] lot more in common with Marie’s first husband than my Marie who could knock this Nazi sympathizer tu “hell & gone” without so much as flexing a muscle other than her incredible “SCAL” [sic], quite a “poster girl” Ms. Parker was for likes of Connie “Mullover” [sic].

 

Getting back just ever so briefly to Stanford Law School graduate, Mr. William H. Jackson twice using the word, “services” once be4 the word “services” and then immediately thereafter in the first sentence of a diatribe that had me then having tu laboriously read “back & forth” thru all the documents I never requested in the first place.

 

And then this nincompoop has the audacity to suggest in the last sentence of the second paragraph that I was “knuts” [sic], “and out of an abundance of caution, on January 15th, 2002, Wetherly delivered a notice of termination to the Gevisser Group…” somehow failing to dig a little further asking questions of the Wetherly Capital Group, no relation to Gevisser in case u get confused with the word “group,” that even a 10-year-old would know to ask such as,

 

So tell me my so honorable clients, have there been any further communications with Mr. Gevisser since u terminated him on January 15th, how about a meeting he was invited to on say February 8th 2002 sum 3 weeks later where he may not only have apparently left once he had all the written material on your stationary that would support your criminal activities but still had the presence of mind to engage in a “boomerang”  conversation outside of the private boardroom making certain that at least too other secretaries to the top dogs of a rather high profile publicly traded company, all implicated in this scheme to defraud the citizens of California from getting what was rightly theirs as in ‘representation with taxation’, do u understand what I mean or should I have someone say like Jeffrey Krinsk translate who can go “back & forth” between a New York and California accent, endlessly?

 

No different tu, wouldn’t u agree, what Mr. George G. Hurst Esq. should have done be4 accepting the hilarious diatribe of Kathryn Murray to beef up the underwear that was slipping down his clients legs, “Oh what a tangled web”?

 

And not surprisingly I never heard a response to my email tu Ms. Murray contained in the previous hyperlink sent out on June 13th to coincide with my middle brother’s birthday.

 

As I “batten down the hatches” in the most perfect shape imaginable to not only weather whatever comes my way but tu welcome the very first individual and/or organization that goes so far as to even threaten me with a lawsuit.

 

Just in case u have in fact got caught up while patrolling the east coast of the United States looking for possibly U boats, treasures galore, don’t tho cry 4 me, much like what is happening in Argentina 4 I have ever so painstakingly been depositing resources around the world with folks coming out from all “walks of life” offering assistance should my wants ever get to the point of exceeding my needs altho I would never refuse any assistance as long as I, as well as the IRS, have no difficulty in tracing its origins.

 

Naturally I don’t believe the IRS will be all that interested in terms of who would support my efforts to balance our government deficits especially once I get a crack at explaining to their “top dog” how easy it will be get everyone to be in compliance not only in terms of what laws are written but more importantly in the spirit of what is fair.

 

And u can bet your bottom dollar u like most people who have to work to make ends meet would fully support my approach to rewriting all the tax laws, not just here in the United States but bringing all the nations of the world into order.

 

When u have a system that has been engineered to support a value system on the brink of imploding, destroying the creative spirit mostly of the rich, particularly their children then most would agree the time has arrived 4 sum reworking that won’t bring with it increased crime which is what the Gray “Ho Chi Min” Davis’ of the world constantly bring up and why it should come as no surprise that folks like him get so much support from folks like the California Prison Guards Union, agree?

 

This is a wonderful age The Digital Age but it requires one be in tune that it takes each and every one of us pulling together to make this world more harmonic.

 

In due course, perhaps even today once I have uploaded a series of photos on to my website directory I will continue unleashing a series of emails geared toward making folks think and perhaps realize how close the economies all around the world, particularly in the so-called “First World” are ready to implode.

 

That 45 odd minutes I spent “educating” your company’s English physicist on Chaos Theory explaining things like the importance of trust are matters which I believe he will remember well unless of course he was simply drunk at the time.

 

That last hyperlink shows a photo of my mom on the far left, who was still very much a tee-toddler back in 1948 while my father on her immediate left had learned a thing or tOo about how to keep his ego in check while beating the crap out of the Nazis as a result of yoyos like Chamberlain who waited a little to late to show the courage, stamina and fiting ability of the Brits with of course a lot of help from the Yanks and others like a few of the very best South Africans who took to the skies not always with superior weaponry.

 

Never one to judge someone by the size of the “tool” as in loot, it is tho important to know that it is money that makes the world go around that allows each and every one of us the ability to keep score, step up to the plate not just when it suits u or when your horoscope says so but when called tu task.

 

In my rather brief career I have hired and fired more than the average Joe Blow and despite my diminutive size, never fearful tho of anyone with height, weight and reach advantage unless it is someone like Michael Grant who is very much a spiritual man knowing that he is just one punch away from meeting his maker and of course Michael assuming he doesn’t make it in to the highest ranks in heaven will certainly not come back as an ant, at least that is my opinion and of course I reserve the right to change my opinion, the same as it applies tu u.

 

I am clearly not much of a match maker but there are few standing on this planet today who understand the mechanisms of the market place and how “market makers” i.e. brokers, investment bankers, in fact the entire Wall Street crowd are about to take a tumble unimaginable even possibly worse than the collapse of the stock market in 1929.

 

Just remember that the conditions in the market place in 1929, i.e. the fundamentals of the market were far better than in 1907 when one man, J.P. Morgan, who wasn’t the richest man in the world, saved the day.

 

It is no longer a matter of “running away to fite another day” because it is already raining “cats & dogs” just take a look at the rain fall records being broken in places like Timpucktu as well as New York City.

 

Over the course of the next several weeks, days, hours and minutes I intend to make a series of “scores” including seeing if folks like Howard Stern mite be interested in my wares never of course to forget Diana Henriques of the New York X and then there are folks like Dennis Prager + Dr. Laura who u would have to agree would embrace at least a phrase like, When the dialogue becomes too monologues it is the beginning of the end” altho clearly Dennis Prager didn’t go 4 for, “The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth”, and of course there is still Sammy “poor old” Haim who has yet to get back to me on why I shouldn’t begin an “inflationary bidding war” in terms of who is going to be King of the Tree House.

 

No doubt there are going to be number of “whailing” [sic] parties and by that I don’t mean overweight people getting together with their butcher knives wanting to make “chopped liver” out of me 4 I have not yet completed my dissertation on what is a much greater danger than people who overeat, i.e. it is fat men like the main actor in movie about Warren “BO” Buffet who despite tits competing with those of Ms. Bates, comfortable with her weight altho she could take a Charm School course from my mother in terms of how tu eat pork chops at the table altho I suspect the director of the movie wanted us all to visualize her having bitten off the testicles of her male lovers, stored them in the freezer, somehow protecting them from the ants, a story I won’t get into right now, and then when “lovers + friends” come around for a family “simcha” she simply defrosts them according to age and devours them before any of them are given an opportunity to complete their monologue about “nothing & everything.”

 

As u may have read I got my fix this past Friday evening and I am wanting to show the likes of u that not only can I take a man fiddling with my balls to mention just briefly my reaction to the most incredible looking nurse supposedly there tu assist but 4 sum reason couldn’t contain her laughing altho at times I was having difficulty determining if she was simply sneering as this incredible doctor who no doubt looked at the charts that showed despite not taking any “downers” ahead of this rather simple procedure my blood pressure was 98/66 and my pulse 60 which was quite sumthing considering the mad rush it took 4 Marie + I to be there on time.

 

And of course I have never seen Marie happier in the course of the moments leading up to me losing my virginity knowing tho when she reads this that I haven’t lost any of my masculinity.

 

U must tho understand that from when I was born I was fortunate, unfortunate, to have been surrounded by sum of the most beautiful women in the world. That photo contained in the previous hyperlink was taken just 3 days I believe after I was born and appeared in the local papers.

 

I have always been one to shun publicity 4 I know tu well the effects of seeing one’s image, particularly when u are as ugly as me, appearing constantly right up against other peoples eyes to mention little of the envy it oftenX creates has quite a boomerang effect.

 

I have tho cum tu understand, mite u, from an early age that it takes men not made of muscle but those simply with backbone to show folks that there is a better way to improve the world than by the barrel of a gun, that it is G-d who has the mity hand and each one of us are nothing more than midgets who often allow the worst part of our nature to get the better of us and why altho it looks good to have a tan, no doubt black is beautiful but just like someone who is to white they both lack color to mention little of my mother’s poor sense of humor, something which colored people have in abundance and perhaps why I like so much being around people like Devin Standard, Dr. John Pollard, Ron Bellows, Derrick Beare and perhaps the most colorful Jeffrey Krinsk Esq.

 

U may think I am in fact going color blind as well as deaf and of course being the genius that u r in terms of gauging what it is that makes certain “breeds” better than us “wheaty” eaters u would be 100% correct.

 

I may not have the formal education of most of the folks in my very inner circle but there are few, perhaps with the exception of Derrick Beare who has traveled as much and of course I couldn’t prove this all to u 4 the simple reason that just as I am prone to lose keys and wallets I am all butt certain there isn’t a human on this planet that has lost as many passports as me which eventually tho reappear.

 

And of course the Gevissers as well as the Beares were taught from an early age the importance of not only taking our time in finding the right woman-man but understanding how all work and no play make Jack a very dull boy, i.e. it takes a whole lot of self-confidence to know how tu party the right way and that doesn’t mean u should be the center of attraction, on the contrary u should dress just like Jeffrey Krinsk and blend in with the wallpaper.

 

I tend to show up in the oddest of places but my timing is rather prescient and one of the most obscure moments was when back in the late 80s altho it was possibly the early 90s I met up with Derrick Beare where we stayed at the Royal Hotel Durban later being entertained by this idiot Terry someone or another who prior to running this conglomerate that Derrick’s uncle had pulled together was the managing partner of one of those fukukta accounting firms, I think it was Arthur Anderson.

 

It wasn’t so much that Terry thout Derrick + I couldn’t dress the part in need of sum kindergarten schooling in business 101 but the manner in which Terry addressed the “chalk board” so painstakingly explaining how he planned to execute a business plan that would make Derrick the richest bachelor in the world had me almost peeing in my pants.

 

At the time Derrick like me was very single and play free and of course when we traveled the world playing golf with the fukukta Avenger Pitching Wedge that Roger Hedgecock is still holding onto that is preventing me from continuing my “dog & pony” show with Pypeetoe at my side, no one in their right mind would think of charging us a dime getting to see the likes of Gary Player at St. Andrews hit a spectator on head and whathaveu?

 

Yes, a bloc-buster spectacle and of course u wouldn’t be surprised to hear that I have an award winning moment caught on camera that could possibly pay off the relatively very little debt I have incurred over the past couple of years while not earning a dime, waiting tho 4 Ms. Vicky Schiff of Wetherly Capital to send me my long overdue checks, she and I being aligned “until death do us part” altho our agreement says nothing about her paying my estate 10% of everything she earns until such time of course she decides to hang up her gloves.

 

And of course I know a thing or too about “constructive dividends” and the likes to know that I don’t owe the IRS, not even a penny; make no mistake tho there is method to my madness in not yet having filed my income tax returns for the past too years.

 

Nor, 4 that matter would u be startled tu hear that I later got a call from another of Derrick’s close friends who was looking to purchase the rights to Blockbuster for Australia and despite my level best to dissuade our friend Gary to simply focus on making babies with the richest Jewish girl in Australia other than Rupert Murdoch’s God knows how many daughters, I was unsuccessful and the rest u can read about in the Australian newspapers.

 

Most folks know only about my “losses” as opposed to my “wins” which keep my spirits up whenever those around me get a little down knowing that it is just a matter of time before the cycle repeats itself, “time & again”  but today things are very different than before and no where is it more apparent than what we see in the insurance industry.

 

Risk Assessment” is my business and a calamity is close approaching our shores, particularly here in California and simply getting rid of a crook & incompetent like Gray “Ho Chi Min” Davis will not mitigate the underlying risks brought about not just by workers compensation claim problems that are in today’s headlines, nor 4 that matter asbestos claims that are only now after sum 30 odd years working their way thru the court system, not even medical malpractice claims that will undoubtedly intensify once class action litigators who cannot compete with the likes of Jeffrey Krinsk in what is going to be a dwindling market particularly if our great President George W. Bush does the SMART thing and suspends trading of public companies, but most importantly claims pertaining to the effects of Aspartame that in just a matter of months, weeks, hours, days and perhaps even hours will have the world standing on its head asking,

 

How stupid was Hank Greenberg of AIG in not being able to compute that the odds of such losses appearing on AIG’s books were slim and none?”

 

Of course someone like yourself so on top of the situation in terms of health being able to compute to the Nth Degree the amount of carbon dioxide inhaled while riding along PCH for every fossil fuel powered motor vehicle would know the difficulty in proving in a court of law what exactly caused a particular brain tumor given all the bullshit food folks inhale and I am not even talking at this time about their parents’ fart, airborne human feces no doubt would be an interesting study for the likes of Doctors Price & Kelly once they get their fingers out of their asses, agree?

 

And then u would rightfully argue there are Motorola’s cells phones to mention little of what becomes of each one of us as we become dust never to forget to weave into your argument those who spend a lifetime working in and around quarries and G-d forbid I were to be the one to have raised the effects of silicosis from silicon dust, wafers and loafers to boot, agree?

 

Which brings me back to Terry whatchumacallit’s infantile lecture as this golf company he decided to “embrace” had its beginnings being confirmed in unventilated buildings where “slave laborers” grinded the Avenger golf club heads making them all shiny for the American & European markets much like what is taking place throughout the 3rd World today where young people with limited years ahead of them polish things like locks and jewelry again sold between the beltways of the United States, to mention little of Terry’s “heads u win tails we lose” tie-ins with a bunch of Dutchmen who cloaked themselves with ironclad contracts, and of course they had religious artifacts plastered everywhere particularly on their forked tongues.

 

I would still like to get a picture I once saw of Martha Stewart holding up a pitch fork, let me know if u just happen to cum across one in your gardening routines. I must say u do have a good body 4 someone approaching 64, funny that some folks have thout it was me digging my grave?

 

And again u would quite rightly raise the risks of Isocyanides which 4 those reading this email who are not as informed as u are a chemical mixture found in plastic type materials when inhaled create asthma type reactions in body, that are exacerbated should the inhaler sold by the pharmaceutical company have been handled by a smoker.

 

I am so well aware of the ability of folks, particularly genius attorneys like Dr. JBS’ Mr. George G. Hurst Esq. tu twist things around butt make no mistake altho folks can die from such diseases such as silicosis once folks start figuring out that Aspartame is contained in the likes of toothpaste, baby food the result to the next generation could be catastrophic, altho I contend they couldn’t get much worse, 4 aspartame has been out there in full force since the mid 1980s.

 

It is obvious we already have enuf brain dead adults like Dr. JBS and King Golden Esq running around saying stuff like, “Let me show u how” but it is another thing 4 when their poor parenting skills are combined with toxins that exacerbate the systems of the body leading to human conditioning that may in fact become irreversible.

 

Now is the time tu stop with the blame game as it relates to materials such as asbestos which many experts with a whole lot more wisdom than either u or me for that matter consider to be inconclusive and rather start placing resources in tu conducting peer studies by the NIH [National Institute of Health] getting universities like Harvard to dispense with doing ridiculous studies about the housing market which once I inform folks how this very dirty business is really conducted amongst the big league players will have these Harvard yoyos in search of sumthing other to do than examining the size of their penis heads, the head trippers that they mostly are thinking mostly about how to get closer to strippers.

 

I am all butt certain that the scientists, mathematicians who advised the likes of very smart businesspeople like Hank Greenberg to leave billions of dollars of profit on the table don’t really need any further studies to know that they were right altho folks like the NIOSH [National Institute of Occupational Safety and Health] would undoubtedly c sum benefit unless of course like most government workers looking to keep their seats warm may not want to embark, let alone support studies that would start fires under their seats, content to lite fires everywhere else and then be the first on the scene to say, “I told u so” [sic].

 

Yes, my dear friend Paul, u have to ask yourself how impossible mite it be 4 the actuaries who advised AIG not tu accept any risk which could have been mitigated to zero given their ability to reinsure with other carriers particularly those “offshore” every element of an inusured’s risk retaining only the amount equal to the “deductible” while taking wholloping fees with minimal costs, a no brainer u mite say.

 

I would be willing to bet tho that even a nincompoop like Jack Nicholson would have kept his job and retired not waiting so long in looking 4 meaning in life by sending sum fukukta 72 odd cents a day to sum supposed underprivileged kid in Africa by simply reading the first draft of Z Question.

 

More importantly, he could have found other reasons 4 living, perhaps even going on a diet so hypocritically looking at Ms. Bates as she so seductively deposited herself in the Jacuzzi adding more weight to my contention that the rising waters may have at least a little sumthing to do with all the heavy equipment machinery we plunk into the ocean 24/7 to mention little of the toxins.

 

I pay much more attention to numbers coming out of a person’s mouth than to their weight knowing full well that in the end it is all about “numbers” and there isn’t even a retard accountant on this planet who would disagree with the notion that “In the end even the numbers don’t lie.”

 

There is this guy Jeffrey Essakow who remains on my address list despite at one time asking tu be removed, obviously my response to his request had sum bearing on his decision to continue being informed . I consider Jeffrey one of my earliest accomplishments despite being perhaps the most horrific teacher imaginable until possibly just very recently.

 

Jeffrey Essakow altho a good couple of years older than me ended up taking a course possible too at the University of Natal along with me that catered to brain dead white people altho I recall there was the odd colored face thinking to him-herself, “my time will cum” which reminds me of my friend David, the barman over at Il Fornica.

 

Deceased and Insolvent estates was perhaps the only course given in the 20 odd courses I took throughout my university “sitting” which captivated my imagination as I once wrote, it may tho take u tho the rest of your life to hyperlink thru all the material to c exactly how I went about enlightening not only Jeffrey but our Professor who after the final exam had me go and explain to him what I had written using the excuse that he couldn’t read my handwriting.

 

Suffice to say I was given a passing grade and I can assure u I never offered this gentleman who was getting on years either a consulting job or a position as a member of one of the boards of the various companies I was thinking of buying at the time knowing full well that there was this dude by the name of Jonathan Beare, Derrick’s uncle, who besides for being a physicist was waiting in the wings having cleaned up in Amsterdam, Holland, New York City real estate moguls chicken feed compared to the Dutch but then u would need to know more about the Dutch East India Company to fully appreciate how incredible as it may seem there are in fact, possibly no more than too perhaps 3 incredibly bright South Africans who were actually born and raised in that fukukta hell hole.

 

Now one of those individuals was Prof. Dr. Michael Moshal, the other was his father Barney Moshal and the 3rd was Michael’s son, David which leaves u with how many really bright characters altho it is very possible that Barney Moshal was born somewhere other than in a rat hole which brought out the very best and the worst in mankind while brain dead folks like King Golden and his one time buddy Norm, who is also on my email list, smoked Durban Poison, out in the open in the streets of Amsterdam while folks like Jimmy Hendrix, I don’t think a close blood relation to Judge Hendrix, played guitar with his teeth while demonstrating his dexterity in shooting heroin into his arms.

 

I do have a whole number of stories to tell that will in my opinion help bring this world back into balance but it is going take sum getting used tu for those today motivated by deficit needs and why my focus is on the youth mostly those who haven’t yet started tu accumulate things not yet developing preconceived notions of what success means having been handed down mostly nonsense from the fukukta former generations who had their opportunity to “fix” things and blew it.

 

I just got a “flash” that Eminem was hanging a baby doll over a balcony.

 

When I hear stuff like “I don’t fcuk phat” [sic] coming out of the mouths of liberal elitists such as King Golden et al who themselves have baseball bellies from stuffing ketchup and mustard into their mouths while watering them down with hot dogs, beer and pretzels perhaps the healthiest items one would find at a baseball game, I want to be sick.

 

This movie, Mr. Schmidt, clearly sponsored by folks hell bent as I am in getting rid of the likes of Warren “BO” Buffet did the most incredible job of hiliting the hypocrisy of such men giving new meaning to the beauty of life coming in all shapes and sizes. And yes size does count, mostly tho it is the size of one’s brain.

 

And of course being in The Cave I have to finish off thinking about not only cavemen such as Dr. JBS who never in his wildest dreams would have thought about an “alien” such as myself interfering with his lack of lucidity, to mention little of Lucy 4 the time being, altho I have this book in the back of Marie’s pathfinder about the Origins of Man ready to be given away to Goodwill, butt also Sammy “Shoe Shine Boy” Haim who now uses the automatic garage door which he illegally installed to enter and exit “The Tree House” which reminds me of the need to follow up with how the renovations are going on with the too “Condor Houses” I helped purchase at the base of Machu Picchu.

 

It takes the “Man of the house” to say “No”  and mean it. Most parents are simply not strict enuf wanting to be their kids’ friends which creates a never ending cycle of self destructiveness to mention little of co-dependency. Nobody likes to be told what to do or not to do unless they can see upside and there is tremendous upside left in this world it is just going to take a few tTOogether people who have been there, done it, and are now ready to teach.

 

Paul, unless I hear from u within the next 24 hours I will be paying your company a visit tu c first of all whether u tu have gone AWOL but most importantly it will be my way of giving a hand to a fine engineer albeit a gentleman who may not quite have your athletic skills but remembers well I believe from where he came.

 

I would also be interested tu know whether u would support my candidacy 4 Governor of California assuming Marie doesn’t follow thru on her threat to wait 24 hours be4 divorcing me.

 

Good Day,

 

Gary

 

Ps-this email took almost 2 hours to pull together, lots of interruptions which I may or not check after I get from lunch when I will load up once again after just a small sandwich that should get me thru a 3 hour walk. No nap today but there is a lot that can be accomplished in the dead of nite and Sammy above is getting quieter by the second.

 

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