From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2003 10:24 AM
To: Ghurst (ghurst@hurst-hurst.com)
Cc: rest

Subject: Perfect Storm VII - continues.

Attention: Mr. George G. Hurst Esq. – attorney 4 Dr. JBS.

 

Mr. Hurst,

 

It is now 9:59AM PST and exactly an hour and a half ago I got off a 14 minute and 3 second phone call with a buddy of mine over in England who is a little “ticked off” with a hotel group on the other side of the world, Mauritius, tu be precise.

 

This buddy may very possibly seek my assistance in getting his hotel bill credited sum 250 English Pounds Sterling, the result of too of his wife’s “tank-tops” [sic] being ruined by the laundry department, the 8,000 odd English Pounds Sterling he spent during their too week stay, 3,000 English pounds in incidentals alone, obviously not having much sway with the management. The last time I saw the exchange rate of dollars tu English Pounds Sterling was on Broadway and 42nd street in New York City with the “buy”=$1.52 and the “sell”=$1.62 altho I could have got things in reverse.

 

My friend altho very bright, capable of speaking the English language in an accent just about anyone including my step-father Alan Zulman would understand, is not one tu push his weight around in letting others who play it “fast & loose” know that if push came tu shove he could simply forego a lap pool in his back yard in the countryside surrounding London, give up his hopes to play soccer 4 Manchester United and instead take an option on an adjoining property, threaten tu build a more luxurious condominium project like say the one in Carlyon Bay in England with  511 units being built in 3 phases, take space in the basement of Selfridges in London placing live models in the windows frolicking around in the sand brought in from Minehead, England, securing 1,000 pound deposits, then hire the best Oxford and Cambridge graduates now out of work in the financial services industry in places like Canary Warf  in the south east of London and in “too toos” the Maridian could be out of business.

 

Alan Zulman, by the way, always makes the point when speaking “currency” tu let others including the English know that he is talking about English “Pounds Sterling” versus I don’t know exactly what. I just cannot wait until we all have just one currency tu mention little of my uncle David’s Gevisser’s possible desire that instead of getting back on the Gold Standard the citizens of the world introduce a Platinum Standard and of course u have now completed more “due diligence” on me well aware that David Gevisser as executor of Charles Englehard’s world wide estate somehow dropped the reins when it came tu holding the feet of the “audirtors” [sic] and advisors tu his late father’s estate who along with my grandfather, Israel “Issy” Gevisser were too of the co-founders of the Moshal Gevisser Group of Companies that had holdings in everything from coffee and tea tu sum of the best timber land as in ACME.

 

While at the Museum of Modern of Art after “picking up” an item or too I noticed these ACME pencils placed right next tu the cashier and who can forget the ACME pen with the arithmetic expressions Ms. Vicky Schiff of Wetherly Capital first gifted me after the rather stellar job I did in getting her out of “harm’s way” intu the “pond seats.”

 

I also happen tu believe that what goes around comes around, not necessarily in the same form and sum 17 odd years ago while visiting Mexico City for the day to see the World Cup Soccer final, Argentina versus West Germany, I caught my buddy on camera taking a leak to mention little of what I saw on TV in New York City the other day about not peeing in rivers in South America as a result of a certain fish’s attraction to urine, something more aggravating than a Piranha fish.

 

Earlier today, at 8:12AM PST tu be certain, your client Dr. JBS [John Ben Stewart] dropped JoNathan off at his mother’s house. Please advise him of the following:

 

  1. Dr. JBS’ wish tu simply “chit chat” with Marie after JoNathan was finished speaking with his mother on the telephone about a half hour earlier regarding our recent trip tu New York, is a violation of her very clear communications, i.e. Marie Dion Gevisser has been crystal clear about how she feels about Dr. JBS and his penchant 4 playing it “fast & loose.” In other words, have him stick tu emails which he has demonstrated he can in fact pull together when need be, my spelling things out like this very much in line with how on October 24th of last year u felt the need to impress upon your client in the most pitiful manner imaginable Judge Hendrix’s very clear cut ruling that will, in my opinion, go down as a landmark case tu mention little of how little effort it took 4 me to have that speeding ticket u c in the “pitiful” hyperlink dismissed.
  2. In addition tu seeing a number of Broadway shows and doing the museums bit we also got a glimpse of the recent controversy surrounding Kobe Bryant and it will be interesting tu see how that very “unfortunate” incident plays out including the reaction of JoNathan’s one teacher who has this life-sized cardboard replica in her classroom of Kobe, a number of things in the future undoubtedly “combing tu light” [sic] including Kobe’s relationship with his wife and what motivated her tu sit next tu Kobe in a press conference as he professed his love 4 her, nothing quite like commingling assets, agree? Suffice tu say, what really caught my attention was an editorial comment by one of the newscasters 4 one of the Networks, possibly ESPN, who made reference tu a woman who filed false charges against another athlete, her “act of perjury” ultimately costing her time in jail.

 

The world is very much “topsy-turvy” at this time with folks everywhere wondering, “what’s next” and of course from your standpoint the only thing you, Dr. JBS et al have tu worry about is what charges, i.e. “curved-balls” I will end up delivering against u, Dr. JBS et al whether or not my attorney Mr. James C. Ashworth recovers from his recent “hospitalization” and of course not only do I believe in the “rule of law” I also do my level best tu abide by the law.

 

It is rather strange these series of events that have delayed me getting my rightful share of the justice system but make no mistake there can be no escaping the actions of u, Dr. JBS et al in subverting the rule of law tu mention little of the media circus as I begin tu go “at bat.”

 

Your tab continues tu mount and of course I am only talking about the cost tu each one of u as it relates tu your “torts” here on planet earth, since what awaits u when it comes time tu meet your maker is not sumthing I can really speak tu with any authority, certainly not at this point.

 

The channels of communication are very clear at this time and of course folks like Howard Stern who may not be everyone’s “cup of tea” are world’s apart from being in the same category as people who “lie, steal and cheat” and u will remember what “William Randolph Hurst” [sic], the last surviving son of the original founder of the Hearst Corporation, had tu say about what most folks want in entertainment, “tits & ass.”

 

Furthermore, in taking counsel with my other attorneys later today I will be exploring the admissibility of polygraph tests into evidence but wouldn’t u at least think it would help speed up the wheels of justice if u, Dr. JBS et al including Ms. Kathy Murray were tu agree tu taking such a series of tests aimed at, if nothing else, putting tu rest a number of things including why Dr. JBS filed his initial declaration “under penalty of perjury” insinuating insidious misconduct on my part even though he later filed a second almost as pitiful declaration, addressing as well as what he hoped tu achieve by “roping in” Ms. Kathy Murray with her “dirt” declaration that by now I would assume u have explored fully including her connections with drug traffickers involved in the cultivation, harvesting and distributing of illegal narcotics?

 

Now take a deep breath. And of course I copy both Detective Steele as well as the FBI who should be on standby in the event u, Dr. JBS et al were tu once again attempt deriving, “great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of your small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come in the form of a pointed tail or pitched fork.”

 

Good Day.

 

Gary S. Gevisser.

 

 

Ps – One of the hyperlinks above is an email I sent tu Professor Aaron Brown of the Yeshiva University in New York City whose specialty is supposedly “finance”. Professor “Brownie-BrownNose” Brown is also the co-founder of eRaider.com and given the problems in store 4 this yoyo, who knows perhaps, he mite be willing tu earn a buck or too assisting u, Dr. JBS et al find ways to hide your assets, not, however, on my watch.