From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, August 25, 2004 2:35 PM
To:
Cc: rest;
Devin Standard; Glen Shapiro; FBI; mweinstein@mjwinvestments.com; Shaim
Subject: Next Symposium {:}....u cannot win all gambles with mother
nature{:}
Yes
- I am just trying to understand why Mark would take so long in responding,
doubtful he is vacationing with his family in
Despite
he and I having only once spoken for no more than 10 minutes back in late 1989
our family is a pretty close-knit - there only 10 of us Gevisser
boys, sum 40% of us homosexual, all of us 100% 2nd generation South
Africans.
It’s
possible Mark recalls vividly how quickly
I cut to the chase
when he was hell bent on writing what seemed to me to be a rather unnecessary
negative article about another South African family who had financed the
Broadway musical revival, Meet me in St. Louis, resulting in
me, while not depriving my eloquent cousin of his civil rights, making,
however, mincemeat
of whatever remained of his masculinity at the time which is not to say that my
pal, Arthur Carter, who I believe at one time owned The Nation didn’t
feel compelled according to his liberal elitist training guide to hook up my cuzzie to an “entitlement pogrom” [sic] which may have supplemented any monies
coming from Mark’s father David Gevisser who according to my mother
got an advance of some $6 million dollars when his one benefactor Charles Englehard, a co-conspirator in The
Diamond Invention, “kicked
the bucket” back in 1971, the
email I sent Mr. Gillespie the chairman of the GOP earlier today much like what
u c on the homepage of the www.NextraTerresTrial.com network
possibly contributing to Mark’s tardiness, agree?
Please
give serious thought to keeping this infantile looking
website as your Internet homepage while always remembering to scroll down to
“...Less said the better.”
Would
u agree that it is
Take
care,
Ps
– I don’t think it will take u long to understand why www.NextraTerresTrial.com
remains on track to be the number one website on the planet, agree?
Moreover
the number of hits we get per day continue to rise exponentially even tho we
have not spent a single penny on advertising and marketing other
than printing up these pitiful
business cards.
Naturally,
if I to impute a value for my time based on a $300,000 hourly rate then
it only just begins to make sense why I value my intellectual property at $100
million at least today, tomorrow there will undoubtedly be other nincompoop stories even if I were to
disappear overnight in to a cloud given the comfort level I have that
very trusted fellows-gals within my “inner circle” will do a
far better job of attracting an ever bigger audience if for no other reason
than none of them have my ugly-duck looks to mention little of the
value of eyeballs, each time u click on to the approximately 50 odd hyperlinks
on this communiqué says something meaningful, agree?
U
surely feeling more and more compelled to forward this missive on to your email
list as well as The Nation’s subscriber as well as prospect base
while screaming at the editor about placing a banner on our website linking my
audience to your communist inspired publication and in the interests of full
and accurate disclosure not only do we register a hit each time a hyperlink is
clicked on but just guesstimate how many hyperlinks u could click on to in a 24
hour period assuming u were at home, laid up, collecting $800 per week in
California workers compensation benefits, u get my drift?
Of
course when u need a new porche or simply a down payment on a trillion dollar
piece of dirt, assuming u have your bank
loan officer and appraiser all working off the same “hymn book”, save a couple of
bucks, fly to Puerto Rico where u simply need to wait for the isle in either a
K-Mart or Wal*Mart to clear, take your time in sitting down, spread yourself
out, if wearing a skirt, don’t forget your g-string underwear, look out thru the
corner of your eye to see who is first to approach and depending upon how good-looking they r, not to suggest that u r
necessarily into “sex a` trios”
u can choose to feign a simple back injury bringing no less than $50,000
if u have a halfway decent ambulance chasing attorney and I can provide u with
a complete list once u email me back or better yet if the individual-s r to
your liking then I will leave it up to your imagination what u would do to get French
kissed with each vowel movement knowing u r getting richer and richer, looking
forward to deriving great satisfaction in telling your fukukta lover to go take
a hike, and begin living like me and my poor, poor dog, Pypeetoe in the lap in luxury in
Del Mar where the only thing u have to worry about is being photographed going
thru the Red Light District or G-D forbid running into Hershell “I’m the walk-ing chatterbox”
Price who it seems only listens to his own bs, again in
the words of my incredible Client-Partner-Wife
Marie Dion,
The world would be much better off if
women were on permanent PMS then they wouldn’t put up with any of the
bullshit.
Point
being until someone in the media “picks up the slack” and decides to the right
thing for the “general
good” why not “kick back” and keep clicking on to my
ever changing hyperlinks that can go on
ad-infinitum,
NTT just one of approximately 100 other websites in various stages of
construction from the “bottom up” as well as the
“top down”, not to forget us Gevissers altho,
descendants of the poor Jews of eastern Europe who couldn’t afford the
fare to Ellis Island, then mesmerized by the lights of fast-food shops like Subway,
followed by quick sex TV, we r involved in a number of projects around the
world, u surely aware of
U
wouldn’t happen to have Martin’s email addresses handy, it
disappeared when my laptop crashed a few months back?
Ps I
– Would u know what happened to David Altman who was supposed to deliver a
“take it or leave it” ultimatum to Thabo Mbeki and u may know that Mark Gevisser remains
tasked, to the best of my knowledge, with writing Thabo’s autobiography?
Ps III
– Yes a lot to chew
on.
Coming
into one of my missives is like walking in to the middle of a horror movie but
by clicking on to just a couple of hyperlinks u know not only do I mean well
but more importantly we have solutions for solving all the problems of the
world, so important tho, that we reelect our President George W. Bush in a
landslide victory, the downside I will again leave to u imagining how “sensitive”
the Chinese r going to be when it comes time for them demanding our grain their
industrial revolution getting a major boost during the Bill “That
Bitch” Clinton Administration, agree?
Naturally
u r on top of the movement, price increase that is, of a bushel of soy beans
which may well be reflected in the inflation index but what about the games the
insurance carriers r doing in order to prevent them from filing for bankruptcy
despite the quite extraordinary tax payer bailout they received after 911
without mentioning much about them caught between the “rock and a hard plate” knowing that if they
were to reserve adequately for the losses they know about forget the paper work
that disappears into thin air, cashflow underwriting mean anything to u, how
would they be able to continue to pump money into the stock market to offset
their underwriting losses that r about to get a whole lot worse, slip, fall,
slip, fall, catastrophic losses, get my drift?
To
mention in passing how incredibly good Mother Nature has been to the likes
Warren Buffet the past couple of years his 42%
drop in earnings again the tip of the iceberg when considering just one tiny
little dam in southern California cracking under the pressure of the hot desert
heat, get my drift?
And
so far not a single mention of Islamic or Jewish or Christian or blah blah extremists, agree?
And why when it is all said and done the most
rapacious of our Democratic Communist Party
Chiefs will if need be pull out all stops to get George W. Bush elected
who can be counted to get the rest of the world to at a minimum continue buying
our Treasury Bills no matter what, then again, “u cannot win all gambles with mother nature.”
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-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE:
You mean if this address doesn't work?
Any thoughts on how I should begin my
next communication with my cousin?
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re:
No.
I'm not supposed to do this but here's his contact
info:
mgevisser@iafrica.com:
Jl - did u hear from my cousin?
Gary Gevisser
