From: Gary S. Gevisser
[gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 07, 2004 4:36 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: NT {:} ...---...mindful...---...{:}
Patty hi – I’m in
New York City riding through Central Park on a horse drawn carriage with my
friend Derrick and his two kids mindful of my other friend GS pleading
with me earlier to write in 6th
grade proper English, less said the better, 30 words
Or
Less, this already taking sum
54 odd words, so crucify me if u cannot convict
me by a jury of my peers.
I don’t know if you can
appreciate what it means to have a friend who while running a “nickel
and dime store” can be so insightful, incredibly philosophical,
remembering to answer the question and still finding the time to “kick
my flank”?
C, the speed of light, most
likely never came up in our discussions sum too decades ago when GS while
working for Simon & Schuster was the “lead dog” conducting “Jew
Diligence” [sic] eager like ABC Publishing, us just passing
the merry-go-round where the carriage driver pointed out the ABC TV Network
filming, to purchase Insurance Marketing Services possibly
half the size of the company GS owns and operates today, then again GS’
organization is not much more than a shop when compared to S&S,
everything is relative when communicating in English and why the need to be
precise, then again General Relativity is perhaps the most precise
alpha-numeric “communication” ever assembled by man, us
starting thou to poke a whole number of holes into what
Entertainment is very much
the name of the game amongst the media today quite difficult for half my target
audience to differentiate what is real versus imaginary much like whole
numbers, also known as integers, considered by most mathematicians as “real and imaginary”, agree?
Police work is something I know a
little bit about, the “smoking gun evidence” of corruption
in both politics and the corporate world currently in my possession not lost on
the likes of GS as well as those adversaries now very much in my cross-hairs,
the “method to my madness” becoming crystal clear with each
tick of the clock, mindful that in the time it is taking me to type away while
enjoying this incredible spring, sunny day I could hop on over to Mr.
Spitzer’s prosecutorial offices and dump on the desk of an underling
enough information for his-her boss to “make”
Or
Break
a career,
agree?
There
is good reason why the very top journalists in the world including the likes of
Lilly-White-Wheaty-Eating Di
And
I doubt given Ms. Henriques chronic “carpe-diem tunnel syndrome”
[sic] ailment she is in to much rough sex which I would consider the only
reasonable excuse for her being so incredibly
deaf, dumb and blind to what is becoming more evident to the masses with each
tick of the clock, what awaits each one of us when we die-revive, a lot to be
said for why the likes of
Religion
sells rather well in prison environments where I think you would also agree the
average IQ is probably higher than the
average IQ of those living on our street in Del Mar, California, although I
don’t know how many of the residents on 27th Street have spent
time
Or
Belong
in jail, agree?
As
I told Pipee who lives across the street from his parents-in-law at 2nd
night Passover communicating via email is far more effective than engaging in
what is oftentimes one way conversations, the larger the number of folks wanting
to get in their pennies worth of advice the more convoluted the conversations,
the harder it seems the erection of those self-absorbed, and being a woman I
wouldn’t expect you to totally disagree?
Derrick, Pipee’s
brother-in-law, who lives with Pipee’s wife’s sister and their too
kids on a farm known as Folly Farm 9 miles from the center of London off the
Ridgeway, are now visiting with the same set of parents-in-law who live on the
south west corner of 63rd and Park Avenue
a “hop-jump-and-a-scotch” [sic] from
Nothing quite saying things
as those street signs “Superficial Noise illegal” [sic] my
not quite sure that I included u in this “boned up the ass Bubba” missive
to Andy a local screen printer, t-shirts part of my marketing campaign geared
toward getting my book M
And we have 5 minutes until
we have to get off and wherever I am in this missive I will simply hit the send
button and follow up later, there a lot of cutting and pasting going on right
now.
After
finding out that the light speed barrier may have been “broken”
I then headed to meet with Derrick and his family at the Central Park Zoo where
the first exhibit is the one with the baby crocodile although it could have
been an alligator, such a direct “light speed” experiment
conducted by a Danish lady sum 2 years ago at Harvard University although 60
meters per second, considerably slower than 300,000 kilometers per second, the
critical number in E=mc², has me stretching things sumwhat when
referring to the light speed barrier having been “broken”,
nothing more boring than sounding like a broken record
Or
Someone
such as my Royal Ingenious
Mater who since marrying my incredible step-father,
Language and the naming of
things, ever so careful to mean what we say mindful of coming across as being
mean-spirited unless of course one is dealing with pigheaded individuals so
thick skinned little doubt how they will return to planet earth in this
life-death-life routine, is quite interesting especially if one has concluded
beyond a shadow of a doubt there are no such things as coincidences, more than
a handful of us guys-gals in the “risk assessment” business
incapable of explaining using the most complex mathematical-quantitative
And/or
Nuclear attack on one of our
major cities as contemplated by supposedly the most brilliant investor-risk-assessment
specialist in the world, Warren “BO” Buffet considered by
many especially Wall Street types as close as it gets to G-D, this blabbermouth
very much the focus of my attention at least for the next 60 seconds which is
the amount of time I believe I have left, my wanting to listen very careful to
the dialoguing going on between Derrick and his too kids.
Dam it I am trying to think
of where I placed the notes I made, I think it was yesterday of this
interaction going on the library of the Hudson Hotel between these Wall
Streeters jerking one another off unaware of how incredibly pathetic they
sounded, had I just the slightest bit of larceny in my heart I could have
passed on a couple of points to rather active players in the world of high
finance and if there was a shred of truth to the bs that was being spoken I
could have made on my share of the residuals of course having to share with the
likes of
My
command of numbers, perhaps more importantly my ability to explain the hard
facts about this very rigged game having these communist folk dressed in their
expensive suits shifting in their seats while considering embracing religion
like never before, wouldn’t you agree Diana?
GS’
“I actually think Buffet was on to sort of the yin and yang of
things” is very much tied in our IN-FINITY logo-design, u
remember the letter G comes after the F when read like Hebrew, very few Jewish
people I know r actually brazen enough to run a public company although more
than a handful of Jewish people might aspire to these particular “trappings
of success”, most of the folk I stick close to wouldn’t be seen
dead putting themselves in such “troubled waters” agree?
But
it is doubtful you know me well enough to agree, although u might be smart
enough to disagree, assuming of course u have allowed your formal education to
interfere with your learning, bearing in mind that you like most people getting
my emails in recent times although denying having the time to read it let alone
make “head or tail” of my missives do
in fact eventually get to read everything that I have been writing beginning
with this very first “peace” [sic].
Like
GS, “I too am fearful in a room full of greedy people and get more
greedy when there are lots of opportunities around and no one else is being
greedy about it.”
The
difference between Buffett and the likes of GS and me is that as far as I am
concerned Buffet is the most intellectually dishonest human being since the
beginning of time, contending that he is not simply a crook but he epitomizes the worst of
this “fundamental human trait” referred to as “greed.”
And
his brilliance “in reading people and markets” is now
being taught throughout the world, further evidence of the world having gone
completely stark raving mad, hi Newell “Sorry”
Starks.
Again
and again I will go back to what Buffett said in early 2002 while
appearing to most seasoned students of Wall Street as his usual blabbermouth,
his “between the next 10 minutes and 50 years, blah blah”
not lost on me for a single solitary second, my simply a little surprised that
no one else seemed to pick up on the word “certainty” which
doesn’t exist in Quantum Mechanics-Chaos Theory and his choosing a
number like “50” which amounts to 200 quarters, most of Wall
Street in these times in a foot race to get through the next
quarter, agree?
Again
not a single solitary human being on this planet can explain how come the
financial markets, remember the metric system has yet to reach the shores of
the United States of America, have not yet imploded, again with out taking into
account any type of “terrorist threat” not to forget there
are more than a handful of rogue nations out there.
So
what were you thinking when Buffett within picoseconds of distracting the likes
of you, your husband never to forget his interaction with Oprah Winfrey then
went cap in hand to Congress and got a taxpayer financed bailout
of epic proportions, remember 200 quarters is way way way outside the
telescopic vision of the very best of actuaries, those oh so smart
mathematicians who would tell you that the real number Buffett should have been
using was closer to 12 quarters, again nothing to do with terrorist threats
being factored in but rather simply looking at the fundamentals of the western economy
which are worse today than they were back in 1907 which was significantly worse
than in 1929 when one man, J.P. Morgan saved the day, agree?
So
what’s my problem you may ask other than Buffett hasn’t been led
away in handcuffs despite selling policies, taking in the premium dollars,
reserving on when needing to reduce his tax liability and then taking those
reserves offshore where they earn interest tax free, bringing back those monies
every once in a while when need be, making the odd investment in companies like
Coca Cola and Gillette getting the likes of prostitutes like Di
Or
Less
than highway robbery, agree?
And
thank G-D once again for the Digital Age that now is making it more and more
difficult for the likes of Buffett to get away with nothing short of “murder”
the recent disclosures that American International Group [AIG]
have been cooking the books although from Robert
Lenzner’s response to another more recent missive of mine
may seem as “dismissive” you can bet your bottom line, not
to suggest that u need to work out more, that this very very very important piece
of information now publicly available was not lost on Mr. lenzner’s boss
So
you see the need to get know one another better and how we shouldn’t be
mislead by appearances, just because we can afford a Mini Cooper S worth less I
might add than what I would be willing to sell my second hand Ducati ST4s,
rarely traveling first class unless a client insists, so easy to be all smiles
behind our white picket fences while back at the ranch where we make our hay we
behave like lunatics, taking advantage of those simply “down on their
luck” never giving a thought about a superior force keeping ever so
careful track of each of our movements, that for every action there is an equal
and opposite reaction, action-reaction, nothing is gained
Nor
is
anything lost in a non-vacuum environment such as SpaceShip Earth, what goes
around comes around, butt with a vengeance, agree?
So
how many times have you thought about the components of water, made up of too
highly combustible gases, matters I have been talking about ad-nausea 4 sum
several years getting encouraged with each passing moment as the more educated
scientists and physicists I have come into contact with head “for the
hills”?
Come
to think of it I don’t recall hearing back from u my having sent u this E-mail
that contained this hyperlink showing a lovely photo of
u and Jose our gardener-friend although it doesn’t quite capture your
bubbly personality, agree?
Perhaps
the one element of my book MMI that I never covered so far with u either
in person
Or
When
we partied, the subject matter “stupid” which u can c in my
communiqué to Andy who went silent on me yesterday can be read in
a variety of ways, “puts” being a common Wall Street term
which has investors betting on the price of a public company’s share
price falling and then there is the world “id”
Or
“di”,
no real need I c to digress into the many conspiracy theories surrounding
Princess Di’s death, although I can sumwhat assure u that neither Royal Mater
Nor
My
“uncle”
My
finding it quite disconcerting how us Jewish folks meant to be so smart cannot
figure out why the likes of someone such as
“Making
a point of pointing out another Jew who is wicked will just attract more
anti-Semitism, blah blah”
oblivious
to the fact that who cares about finger pointers when there are on average
assuming one has not lost any fingers while sticking one’s hand up
one’s anus 4 fingers pointing backwards, the failure to question
leadership flying in the face of the fundamental teachings of Judaism first
presented to the Israelites sum 5700 years ago, the address 570 Park
Avenue not exactly lost on me, the word “Israel” meaning Wrestle-Struggle with G-D, suggesting we should
feel at least comfortable in questioning our fellow man as we are commanded to
question the
The
level of brain damage amongst us old farts as apparent to me as the day of
reckoning about to dawn, the expression “better late than never”,
perhaps taking on more meaning at this time, such utter nonsense all geared
toward the rich “phat cats” [sic] getting richer and
the poor remaining dirt poor, us paying so much attention to be clean while our
hands get blacker by the minute, M
Not
an ounce of superstition and mysticism in my bones, perhaps best illustrated by the
nature of “work out” business culminating in recent years in
going after the likes of
Again
Warren “BO” Buffett takes first prize even though to
the best of my knowledge he has yet to be indicted let alone found guilty of
criminal wrongdoing but who can forget how his one company, Solomon Brothers,
paid a $200 million fine to the United States Treasury Department while their
co-conspirator, Michael $5 Billion Hedge Fund Steinhardt
celebrated when paying a piddly $20 million fine, no jail time, while
undermining the integrity of the United States currency, so easy to focus on
those one-off home invasions where a group of gangsters come into a
neighborhood like ours, tie up the wife and kids as the wife asks for more and
more great sex, blah blah, enough to want to make you cum, vomit, ugh?
So
much for our value system, and don’t give me any bull about Buffett
having no idea what was happening with this one investment of his that would
translate into the folks celebrating paying sum $220 million in fines, i.e. how
many testosterone enhancing shots does it take to get the stay at home
mom-dad excited about making love with their phat and ugly spouse committing
crimes in their supposed “place of work” that rarely if ever get
prosecuted while District Attorneys focus on going after those who hold up
7-Elevens for bread money, my thinking at this time of poor poor Pypeetoe
screaming his lungs out this separation anxiety even getting to, please if u
hear him howling, don’t call the animal cruelty folks just go down to Rainwaters
in downtown San Diego, order just one Porterhouse steak, charge the $88 to Mr.
Debonair JRK and I will reimburse u for the gas money, agree?
And
should you wish to debate me on so-called “organized crime” as in
the Mafia families, please be my guest, send me a love note, via email, telling
me when and where and I will bring the love of my life, Marie Dion, along 4 the
ride who can be a whole lot more succinct in driving home the point, less said
the better, agree?
Now
if you wish for more distractions be my guest, go ahead call my English folks
On
second thoughts just tell them I said hi, still planning on fully responding to
Royal Mater’s email of April 30th 2002, so
wonderful this Digital Age each of us choosing our own time and spot to address
the ills of the world, agree?
U
no doubt giving more thought to what if I am right that there is no such a
thing as a coincidence, each and every one of our moves in concert with
everything around us, designed to make us think, pay attention, read the
writing on the wall?
The
word “Has-id” is one that my eldest brother
Neil Gevisser and I came up with when
driving once thru the English countryside, Neil who I believe is still alive quite the poet-massage therapist
cum master chef, someone you would want to have around if only to impress your
friends but then again how many good friends does one need be4 calling it quits?
Besides
there is nothing to suggest that just because u r very possibly as rich as
I
eventually came across your husband Steve’s diet book in a local book shop no doubt bigger than the 42 B. Geviseris
42 once located in Vilnius,
Lithuania, my managing to get thru the
introductions the tears from simply visualizing the onions being chopped up
causing me to pause right at the spot where I came across Steve’s
publicists name.
Sum
might argue that my “risk assessment”
business began in earnest back on
Since our meeting I have given some thought to the
subject matter developing strategic alliances and optimizing the resources of
the Hearst Group. But first I would to elaborate on my reasoning behind
As I mentioned, often top m
The
final version was delivered to Mr. William Randolph Hearst VI and his
wife on
Or
Around
December 23rd 1993 the final document although reduced by one
third contained the exact wording u c above even though mater objected to the
use of the word-s “non-stellar performance” her figuring
that in time this “one of a kind” risk assessment of the
media industry would be used as a “text book case study” at
business schools like Harvard where an editor would feel
compelled to change such wording to sumthing more understandable to the average
Joe Blow like “poor performance” my choosing to
ignore my mother thinking not much more than beyond the edge of my nose
figuring that although Mr. Hearst who was then the chairman of the
board of the Hearst Corporation while not letting his formal
education to mention little of the silver spoon he was born with interfere with
his learning, my decision to mix it up a little using a bs word like “non-stellar”
might be enough to get him to figure out that what I was saying was tantamount
to what he had already expressed in terms of what interests the general public,
“tits and ass.”
And it would not have behoven me based on my
mother’s lessons, “The tallest trees attract the most wind”
to try and upstage this rather terrific guy with something quick witted like
when Mohammed
It
is important to know one’s place in
life, cutting to the chase when need be, the word “fcuk” [sic], along with “sh1t”, my wanting to avoid our
computers’ filter systems giving us all this incredible false sense of
security, and when one has finally figured out how all the pieces fit together
then why be a “big shot” and “shoot off one’s
mouth” agree?
U
would agree there have been a number of rather smart people over the years who
have chosen suicide as sum may suggest I am doing right now, those who have
known me a lifetime especially those who have worked closely with me perhaps
the most shocked, their memory of me “thinker, quiet” at
least according to Adele, my one old-time friend-working colleague.
In
a nutshell I simply have a conscience and want to “gift”
the “discoveries” that have been afforded me so as to leave
this place a better spot than when I started out, agree?
So
go ahead enjoy the sea breeze, kick back, light it up, just a matter of hours
in the space of time be4 Howard Stern comes calling, agree?
Then
there are the Feds which every single person carbon as well as blind copied on
my broadcasted missives such as this realize are not exactly deaf, dumb and
blind to allow just anyone copying them as if there was no tomorrow, agree?
Please
would u do me the big favor and forward on to
Or
Not
I survive this next week in
I
was told last night by Derrick’s wife who shall remain anonymous unless
she tells me “otherweiss”
[sic] that her car which I will be borrowing in England is nothing short of a
“death trap”
and of course were it not for her too kids snuggled up to their incredible
father Derrick, I would question Derrick how large a life insurance policy he
has taken out on his first wife, although before making love to his wife after
we all left last night there is every reason to believe this particular matter,
I alone was responsible for planting in Derrick’s terrific wife’s
head, was put to bed.
So
what do u think of those 4 digits 1421
that when added and multiplied together one ends up with the same result,
8,7,6,5 who do we appreciate,
Feel
free to simply “cut and paste”
anything u find interesting should you first want to give Steve’s “special
literary agent” a “heads up”, my not thinking it
necessary 4 u to give much of an introduction although I don’t c any harm
in letting him know that my command of mathematics and science although never
really a strong component of my formal education is good enough these days to
have the TOES out there ready to implode.
U
wouldn’t be surprised that there r a number of folks hell bent on
maintaing the “status
quo” that would like to chop off my nose, ears and
why not simply start off by cutting off my legs below the knees, if in fact
that will help bring a smile to the face of the masses who r getting tired of blood and over
priced bubble gum, mom.
I
am on a role as the carriage comes to a rest, my hoping that the most important
seed I planted in the head of the Derrick’s mother-in-law last evening
takes root, that we find a publisher with the courage of his-her convictions so
that we can continue to move full stream ahead, agree?
Mindful
as well as thankful of many things, nothing quite like having good friends.
Please
let me know what u think.
