From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Saturday, September 27, 2003 6:12 PM
To: 'JulieSplit@aol.com'
Cc: Po-Li (dplist@cloud9.net); Aaron"BrownNose" Brown (info@eRaider.com); mike@michaelmoore.com
Subject: Thanks butt no thanks!

 

 

Julie, of course it could just be a coincidence that your seller after how many months has now accepted a purchase offer?

 

And u should know by now I don’t believe in coincidences just like I don’t believe in luck, but simply in playing out to the best of my ability the cards that I am dealt, which I happen to feel are no better nor are they any worse than those dealt by the “hand of G-D” to any other living thing on this planet.

 

I can’t talk much about how things operate in other non-vacuum environments where there is no sound, so far none to my knowledge ever being found, but I do pay very careful attention to what is going on around me, at least most of the time, and for sum reason I always seem to wind up in the “pound seats.”

 

And since your mother is English, born in the same place as my mother, Blackpool, just a year apart, I would expect you to have heard of that expression which is another way of saying how very fortunate I feel to be alive at this moment in history although there is evidence that I may have, like each one of us, lived one, if not more lives before, a belief a whole lot of people subscribe tu.

 

I though mostly subscribe to good science which has at its roots the most eloquent of languages known to man, i.e. mathematics, my ability to line things up, connect up to the dots perhaps a little better than the average “Joe Blow” who grew up in a fukukta place like Durban, South Africa where I contend if you were a black person you wouldn’t care all that much what you did immediately after completing your business #1 or business #2 to mention little of my contention that the servants who worked for the Arnold Zulman family, son of Hymie Zulman, no relation I know of to “Reverand Jesse Jackson” [sic] or Arnold Schwarzenegger for that matter, may not have washed their hands when feeding guests of the Zulmans including the Zulu Chief Katsha Buthelezi, certainly not, in my opinion, washing their hands all that carefully as they would before feeding their own kids, agree?

 

Today is Rosh Hashana, the Jewish New Year, and ten days or so from now us Jewish people celebrate Yom Kippur and of course sum of us would ask how cum if the Jewish people were the “chosen ones” what possibly could have gone wrong in their sequencing not to have expected their neighbors, the Arabs, caught up in “no mans land” for ions, their leadership bought off by those with the biggest guns, the middlemen traders in oil and arms, to launch an attack on such a supposed Holy Day back in 1973 which may have contributed in no small measure to the death of David Ben Gurion, Israel’s first Prime Minister, who declared, “The children of Israel should be a light unto the nations”, agree?

 

You will notice in the post I placed last evening on the eRaider.com The Buck Stops Here message board my mentioning a number of things including how back on December 1st 2000 in commemoration of the 27th Anniversary of Mr. Ben Gurion’s death I began sending out a series of E-mails that for those paying attention to the 4 companies mentioned, all in distinctly different industries, 2 at their lows, and 2 at their highs, even someone pretty much “down & out” with just a few bucks to spare could have made for themselves and their loved ones nothing short of a small fortune to mention little of the $4 billion, conservatively, I could have made if I had leveraged perhaps no more than 50% of my net worth on January 3rd 2002 when I knew “4 certain” where the shares of Vivendi [V] and Vivendi Environmental [VE] were heading.

 

And although there are no certainties in Quantum Mechanics, just like there is no such thing in mathematics as a perfect circle nor have we come across a perfect sphere in both the cosmos nor at the subatomic level although I could see sumone making a pretty good argument that an anus is perfectly round, my track record of being able to connect the dots, to mention little of my prescient timing, would be all the proof most, if not all, reasonable people would need to know that I wasn’t just pissing in the wind, knowing exactly what was behind as well as what lay ahead, my flanks perfectly positioned, my teeth although a little worn down, not yet embarrassed to smile, which of course all of us should do at least once in a while as long as it is natural, agree?

 

One of the things I failed to raise with Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown was whether if I had in fact chosen to short V or VE’s stock which following January 3rd 2002 went on a 280 day precipitous fall, I could have been guilty of “insider trading, and according to brendy45, “sent to prison and get boned up the ass by Bubba”?

 

Professor Brown though at this time doesn’t know whether he is coming or going although to the untrained eye he may look like he is simply “ignoring” the “rantings of madmen”, plural, never to forget to ask yourself why folks who have spent some pretty good dough on a rather elaborate website, with so little to show, 4, continue to keep this website up and running, is it possible that Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown has no shame or would the cost at this time of “laying down their arms” be more than he or his backers care to address, at this time?

 

There should always be a time for fun and dance, but given the chaos in the market places all around the world it would seem sum of us, at least those of us who are not so shell-shocked should continue to offer assistance to The Meek who could very well have teeth but little or nothing to chew on it, agree?

 

Had Professor Brown or any one of his rather sophisticated advisors chosen to join in the conference call between Poli Pollak, Devin Standard and myself yesterday afternoon they would have possibly seen me putting on a rather decent performance, even if I say so myself, never though would I even want to appear as being arrogant, the need to be objective in fact, as well as in appearance, more critical, however, at this juncture, agree?

 

Not only did I complete the 5300 word posting in matter of approximately 38 minutes give or take a minute or too that began at 1:40 PM PST, but I also had to deal with the fact that I was having trouble getting through to Poli because a “temporary hold” had been placed on my cell phone due to “non-payment” of a $400 odd telephone bill.

 

Eventually, Poli Pollak managed to hook things up and at precisely 1:49 PM PST the 1 hour 12 minute and 16 second phone call began, the only 3 words I recall coming out of Devin Standard’s mouth was suggesting to Poli, “Just stay with it” as his friend of 20 years began to implode.

 

You have to though, just love Poli for at least having the courage to go “one on one” with me at this time, bearing in mind that Poli although a fairly recent addition to my email list isn’t exactly the richest guy in the world but I would expect him to be worth at least $10 million since he is not only a seasoned Wall Streeter but has sufficient credentials to be called by the TV Networks to assist the other “talking heads” on “risk assessment” matters that at some point or another reach to all 4 corners of the planet.

 

About halfway through the conversation Poli asked if our conversations could be “off the record” and of course I told him that wouldn’t be possible for the simple reason that I couldn’t be certain that he like Mr. King “Pothead” Golden Esq. and others on the far left as well as those on the far right couldn’t be “co-opted” to do the bidding of the bigwigs who actually call the shots, people like Ron Burkle who former president Bill “Wallpaper” Clinton decided to hang his hat with soon after leaving the White House; in fact I am unaware of any other business deal done by this reckless former President of the most powerful nation on earth who more than anyone else in the United States was responsible for selling off our manufacturing base that now has our Treasury to mention little of the IMF knowing that folks here in the United States who haven’t diversified their holdings are going to be “sh1ts creek” without a clue in terms of how to fix the problem.

 

Poli’s comeback to my contention that sum 18 inches away “from the silver buckle” [sic] of my denim pants was the original, irrefutable documentation of political corruption at the “highest levels blah blah” was, “Do you think Arnold Schwarzenegger will be elected the next Governor of California, what motivates people is name recognition, wouldn’t you agree Gary” [sic]?

 

I gave Poli about 3 seconds at the most, just once I knew he had enough oxygen in his lungs to produce enough energy to let out a controlled fart that would do everything short of bringing down the building he was located in before reading him the riot act addressing in no small measure what I meant in my E-mail to Merrick Wolman about being MOBBED as in

 

Moved

Off

Balance

By

Educated

Diks

 

And it probably took Poli no more than 3 seconds to begin listening attentively.

 

And like anyone who has been “fiddled” there is the inclination to revert back to the stuff that has worked for them so well in the past as in denial, denial, denial to the point of Poli although visiting with the Clintons on at least one occasion recently was no longer quite certain that he had in fact shaken Bill “Wallpaper” Clinton’s hand suggesting that if he were to run into Bill Clinton in “Harlem it is possible my hero wouldn’t even lick my butt let alone recognize me” [sic].

 

I will stop using the word “fiddle” which has to many a sexual connotation attached to it, replacing it instead with MOBBED.

 

It was at the moment when I began to smell the most rotten odor in The Cave thinking about the force that had exited Poli’s anus that I decided to lift my foot off the pedal and go easy on this so very weak kneed-co-opted-liberal elitist looking for the quickest escape route out of hell, no doubt wishing that the architects had installed a fireman’s pole outside every corner office.

 

My generosity exuding since I also knew that Poli had a business dinner still to enjoy and I assume his latest girlfriend, an attorney who specializes in “Brown fields” was going to expect him later, tu perform, according to the email he broadcast to the world on Tuesday, April 15, 2003 4:52 PM EST,

 

“For you fans of cable television, I'm going to be taking on Hannity & Colmes tonight on the FoxNews Channel.  The show starts at 9:00pm and my segment will probably come on about 9:45 or so... the subject is peace protestors and Michael Moore.

 

Dave

.

And surprise, surprise I haven’t heard a response yet from The Michael Moore who I emailed back on Monday, September 08, 2003 2:37 PM PST.

 

I probably know a little bit more about “Brown Fields” than, again, the average Joe Blow but certainly not as much as my one colleague who is quite the pro in the insurance industry.

 

It would have been very easy for me to provide Poli with a real good lift by sharing with him certain information that at a minimum would make him look a whole lot more attractive to his latest fan who I assume is not only incredibly good looking but has the perfect model figure, and of course she wouldn’t necessarily have to be earning a million + bucks a year but if she was a halfway decent attorney in this particular field of play I would think she could be earning 5X that amount if she had half the information that was positioned at the time about 18 inches to the right of my right thigh, but I just couldn’t bring myself to elevate Poli that high, I knew that Devin Standard was having just too good a time.

 

I had hoped while keeping Poli on the edge of his seat very mindful that he was still at work and in all likelihood in an office not on the ground floor, to get Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk Esq. on the conference call but I had got word that Mr. Krinsk was out of the office taking on a rather important fight, holding his automobile insurance carrier’s feet to the fire, deciding to seek out “binding arbitration” rather than have his insurance carrier acquiesce and settle a rather insignificant claim that could have, however, put both Mr. Krinsk’s automobile as well as homeowner’s insurance policies at risk.

 

Julie, all these matters should be of importance both to you as well as your seller, 20 days in my book is quite aways away, agree?

 

And besides u could find yourself fairly shortly trying to sell insurance, Mr. Warren “BO” Buffet, although a crook, in my opinion, but not necessarily altogether stupid in buying Prudential Insurance, agree?

 

There are many ways one can choose to become distracted these days given all the cuc one reads in the newspapers and hears on TV from the likes of Poli Pollak who also professed to be aware of folks “raising hundreds of millions” in getting elected which to the best of my knowledge is not yet a crime, Poli obviously forgetting that he works on Wall Street thinking that because as he put it “I just live in New York and have a gift of the gab” I might when it was all over offer him a sweeping job cleaning the bathroom floors of GrubbyGrub and GirlieGarb.coms world headquarters perhaps taking over the corporate offices of Arden Realty, a not altogether insignificant New York Stock Exchange listed REIT whose chairman, Dick Ziman, is also chairman of the board of the Wetherly Capital Group, flanked by his two aids Victor Coleman and Andrew “boomerang” Sobel.

 

I knew though that I had to put on the brakes when Poli finally blurted out, “I don’t know half the people you are referring to, David Levy, Merrick Wolman, Cliff Benn, Roy Essakow…” and so I began to help Poli out of his misery by showing him exactly how he could tow the line but first I explained to him he should take a series of deep breaths,

 

“Breath in to the count of 5, through the nose, and breath out to the count of 5, again all through the nose”

 

before repeating what he has supposedly read time and again in my emails that instead of providing folks who have been MOBBED an escape hatch I was taking them on an educational journey allowing enough light to come in to “kick start” their motor much like perhaps some physicians think it smart to smack a baby’s bottom soon after coming out of its mother’s womb, possible something in nature that suggests this to be a rather brilliant idea, I simply don’t know; fortunately it is unlikely I will be called upon to assist in child delivery.

 

It didn’t take Poli all that long to come to terms with the fact that I had never mentioned in the phone call any of the names mentioned in the previous paragraph and that former president Clinton was a name he would always recognize for the remainder of his life as much as he would have preferred at that moment in time to be taking a slingshot to Neptune, not even wasting his time dropping off at either Venus or Mars unsure as to whether I had got the word out to the folks hanging out in those spots to be on the look out for this great looking guy.

 

Devin tells me Poli could be my brother before letting me know that Poli is about 18 inches taller than me and a whole lot better looking.

 

As I said, Mr. Krinsk was preoccupied on other very very important matters that he didn’t think anyone else in his law firm could attend to even his former US Attorney partner Howard Finkelstein who I have yet to see conduct business in all the times I have visited their rather modest offices, remembering as Bill Lerach I believe once said, “Plaintiff SCALs [Shareholder Class Action Litigators] don’t have clients” and therefore not much of a need to impress anyone especially if the two named partners have “nailed” two of the three hottest looking women in the world which is probably why the ugliest of attorneys become Plaintiff SCALS, Jeffrey and Howard and the rest of their team, the clear exceptions.

 

By the way, it looks like we have finally found an exceptional realtor, my wife deciding to go all out, putting down a deposit on a property without getting any assurance other than the realtor’s word that she would do the best she could to convince the owner of the property to have Marie et al as renters, “as long as The Pisser never steps foot in the house” [sic].

 

Now I haven’t even read the proposed contract, at this point nothing would surprise me and although my wife has been feeling a little anxious lately if she was really that desperate she could offload just a handful of her assets and buy up half of Del Mar, east of the highway 5, at least that is my opinion, baring in mind she has non-voting rights to only 1% of my intellectual property at this time.

 

As I have mentioned before I owe both Howard Finkelstein as well as Jeffrey Krinsk a debt of gratitude for helping me complete a speech I was giving at Jeffrey’s totally off the top wedding that had Howard questioning the firm’s bookkeeper who happens to be his wife,

 

“How in Heaven’s name can Jeffrey who used to sow ties together when working at Hang Ten International before finally getting his act together and joining me, be able to afford this spread, to mention little of the shack I live in, albeit closer to the beach, and don’t give me any bull about you not having an affair with Jeffrey just because he looks, so much in love, with Campbell Soup, and makes out, that is all he does, all day, besides, playing pong with The Pisser” [sic]?

 

As you must know under the Constitution of the United States of American, you can say anything that comes to mind, threaten anyone and everyone as long as it is truthful or you make it perfectly clear that what you are saying is “your opinion.”

 

Which is not to say your Constitutional Rights would be protected if you were to tell someone, “I plan to womp you with lefts and writes” [sic] and then pull out an uzi submachine gun or just simply use the knuckles on your fist to create “bodily harm.”

 

In other words, even if it is truthful, u cannot threaten another person with assault, which is perhaps something I didn’t make perfectly clear to Poli which is why I now include him et al on this email.

 

Since it is Rosh Hashana and until my wife and kids take possession of their “safe haven” I am going to take a little bit of a break over the next 10 or so days perhaps putting out no more than 5 emails, but come Yom Kippur, Day of Atonement, I would be willing to bet my bottom dollar there are going to be more than a handful of folks including Orthodox Jewish people all around the world who will be either checking their emails on the holiest of days or logging on to The Buck Stops Here message board on the eRaider.com website and why Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown et al is also copied on this email.

 

I did eventually get to speak with Mr. Krinsk before he headed out of his offices last night, possibly to a church, reciting though the New Year blessings in Hebrew, both of us checking on the other whether we had got the “Shanah Tovah” [Good Year] greeting down, possibly feeling that I could show up at his synagogue with my crew of Mexican laborers, managed by our friend Jose, with cameramen filming away asking Jeffrey directions to his home so that they could pitch the tent I purchased at a garage sale the other day on his tennis court, Jose probably wanting the one section of the garden with the largest koi pond so as to be able to feed himself and his family for at least the next 40 days.

 

Of concern to Jeffrey, once I had told him that I had given Jose explicit instructions not to spend any money on film that every single Jewish person wouldn’t think me to be that cheap, was an email he received that said, at least what I heard, was the following words,

 

“If you buy this piece of equipment it will be able to add 3 and half inches to your penis and we guarantee that after just a couple of pulls you wud be able to use your waste belt in order to take measurements, so far only The Pisser has expressed reservation about how much he could benefit from our incredible device his waist apparently just a wee bit over 30 inches” [sic].

 

I should also add that the judge in Mr. Krinsk’s “binding arbitration” ruled that not only was Mr. Krinsk’s “opponent” not entitled to any award, Mr. Krinsk not liable for any damages, thus holding his insurance carrier in check, but had Mr. Krinsk bothered to submit bills for the damage done to his vehicle in this minor accident he would have been entitled to be reimbursed for his “out of pocket” costs.

 

Again, Julie, this should help you and your clients get a better understanding of what is going on this topsy turvy world of insurance that has perhaps the best SCAL litigator in the country taking hours out of his day to address, his deficit needs at an all time high i.e. the risk of someone seeing Mr. Krinsk as a “deep pockets” target whether it be while he is driving his automobile or having someone like myself who is accident prone slipping and falling into one of his G-D only knows how many koi ponds, could give him more than a bad hair day, and yes it bothers the hell out of me that Mr. Krinsk has so much hair, on his head.

 

But now you should also understand much better why Mr. Krinsk never lets his wife, whose code name is Campbell Soup, out of the house letting her know even when playing pong with me that he is still making love to her; Campbell Soup, by the way, once worked for a major defense contractor and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if you see one of these days the law firm of Finkelstein & Krinsk + Gevisser and Associates altogether, in bed, filing a class action lawsuit or too against “South African Clothing Industries - SAIC” [sic], again that is just my opinion.

 

So what do you think should be my next move in order that I reach 100% of the literate world, the population now very close to 6.3 billion, in a matter of 7 days or less, providing them with a “script” that even nincompoops like you and me would be able to understand that spells out not only how and to what extent the financial markets are rigged but suggests a number of solutions that could stop the markets from imploding, in a “free for all” unprecedented in annals of human history and please don’t come back with,

 

“Gary, the seller of Palmitas having reread your emails having spent the past several hours going “back & forth” would love to have you as her tenant, willing to reduce her asking price by some 75% as long as you commit to providing her with 100 signed copied of your book Manager Minute One.”

 

In other words, I am now bored with this game of pong.

 

Perhaps, one of the things you might want to think a little more about is why folks like the Hearsts, who I have my issues with, would have me as their “front man” when looking to acquire “intellectual property” businesses albeit me acting very much as a principal, being reimbursed simply my expenses and then sum.

 

Got to head back to the house to drop off the produce and flowers I purchased a little earlier from the market where the vendors not only feed me thinking that my “Stained T-Shirt” has me living in the “poor house” but more importantly they feed my dog, Pypeetoe.

 

Tomorrow party time for the Barbados Way neighborhood, the invitation reads,

 

We are moving.

Come meet your new neighbors☺

4 us it is aure voir, blah blah☻[I couldn’t find an unhappy looking face!]

 

Let me know if you would like me to stay in touch with you, and of course don’t hesitate to forward this or any of my emails on to Warren “BO” Buffet.

 

C U

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Pisser

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
JulieSplit@aol.com [mailto:JulieSplit@aol.com]
Sent:
Friday, September 26, 2003 4:05 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: ?

 

Gary
Yesterday, the Seller of Palmitas did accept a purchase offer and we opened escrow - we have approximately 20 days to season the escrow and be certain of the close - I will keep you posted as to the outcome so that you might proceed with your intent to rent and buy.

I have forwarded your emails to the seller - but I have to say the content is confusing and she responded the same way.

My Seller is such that she deals with the issue at hand and the lease purchase aspect in her opinion is out there until Nov 1

Julie