From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2004 4:45 PM
To: Ghurst (ghurst@hurst-hurst.com)
Cc: Sandiego@fbi.gov; Jeffrey W. Steele (jeff43@ixpres.com); Steve Forbes (asksteve@forbes.com); ivan@CLAYMORECAPITAL.com.au
Subject: Next Syposium {:}... Tom Cruise...follower of Scientology... on Oprah...hot...{:}

Money Talks,

Quick update and then I must head out for a dateshake although the surf does look good, agree?

Important that we support entrepreneurs and small businesses as the shakeup takes hold, the last thing our military people want are more destitute joining the rank and file of those patrolling the streets of Baghdad, agree?

Time for “filthy rich” North Americans to be paying their fair share, agree?

I could have sworn I heard my partner-wife Marie saying something earlier in French about “poussins” which could be the code to have one of her brothers with the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, neither of them “chicken”

Or

Tough to call them, “little rich chicks”, look into how long it would take for us all to get Canadian passports, earlier this afternoon handing a call from a French Canadian to Marie, my reading back the instant I recognized the accent everything I have written so far, most likely either her mother

Or

Sister, not necessarily as up to speed on these rather important matters as say Marie’s youngest brother Jean Dion,,, the more I think about it the more likely the word I heard was “assassin”, agree?

Quite interesting wouldn’t you agree how the deafening silence of the ruling elite to my missives of late in filtering thru to the superrich now have the likes of perhaps the smartest and most successful business attorney ever to have stepped foot out of South Africa emailing me, “no editing required” in response to my declaration seeking assistance in fine tuning my missive to Oprah Winfrey which with minimal edits looks like this, at this time, but please keep revisiting that hyperlink at some point u would agree I could make a buck

Or

tTOo just from selling “eyeballs”, what do u think about eMANandDOG.com-net credit cards?

Ivan Oshry, now a private banker operating out of Sidney Australia, is surrounded by, I can assure you, more than a number of not altogether nincompoop ex-South Africans despite their shtel enclave who r also interested in simply getting to know  “rich chicks” in the event, and only in the event they find out that gardener their spouse is having an affair with cannot support the lifestyle of the upwardly mobile on the lilly-white cliffs of Dover.

Most likely the most interested in learning more about what went on in that train ride with my mother back in December 1967 from Zurich Switzerland to Kitzbuel Austria, not so much to get the “lowdown” on our long retired personal banker, Mr. Jost of so little use to the likes of my good friend Ivan who u may recall once shot his younger brother with a pellet gun, the pellet missing Raymond’s heart by fractions of an inch, last I heard lodged in this former criminal attorney’s “write ear” [sic], the likes tho of both Oshry brothers as well as their eldest brother Stanley, a Chartered Accountant, still living in South Africa paying ever so careful attention to how Arthur A a moderator on eRaider.com will eventually respond whether it be thru interrogatories

Or

Depositions, take your pick?

No doubt more than a handful of folks on my email list which again represents a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s literate population not wanting to be left out in catching even if it is only a glimpse of my take on the extent to which the level of chaos has those of us fully immersed in the “risk assessment” business “laughing all the way to the bank”, does the Weimer Republic ring a bell?

First point being u will notice how I go “back and forth” with the “risk assessment” hyperlink sometimes using the “color coded-hyperlinked-ad-infinitum” hyperlink and the one containing no hyperlinks, which do u prefer?

Second point, your client, Dr. JBS, left a message on the beach house voice recorder after I believe I sent you the first communiqué today something along the following:

“Marie, here is a list of my expenses... E---mail is to much of a hassle... call me and let me breath my fowl bigoted language in to your ear” [sic].

Not to forget the “shotgun” incident when Dr. JBS’ splitting-image biological daughter finally got fed up with his insistence that he be allowed to speak with Marie spitting out in nothing short of the Queen’s English,

“What the hell do you want me to do, miniaturize the phone and then stuff it in her ear, blah blah” [sic]?

To the best of knowledge unless u were to tell me otherwise, your client, Dr. JBS, is still able to obtain malpractice insurance although I could be interested in knowing the AM BEST rating of the insurance carrier not that it really means all that much to those of us perhaps a little more familiar with the practices of the most solvent carriers who have offshore relationships, agree?

Which is not to suggest that there is any hanky-panky going on between my pal Maurice “Hank” Greenberg and his “too” [sic] sons, one the “capo di capi” of Ace and the other the “Capo Di Capi” of Marsh McLennan one of the few remaining “Alphabet houses”, our JoNathan this morning on the way to school agreeing that it is rather strange that the word, “pharmaceutical” does not begin with the letter “F”, just the other day stumping both Marie and I, neither of us able to come up with another word that begins with the letter “F” and ends “uck”.

Knowledge, u know, is light!

The main purpose of my dialogue en route to school this morning was to have our JoNathan think a little more about the precision of mathematics with all its imperfections like 2 times 2 not equaling 2 when one times one equals one, giving him a very brief tutorial that covered the subject of not in so many words why someone like Tom McWilliams, the “Capo Di Capi” of Citigroup’s “hostile takeover” division, while excellent in his command of the English language, a major to boot, probably doesn’t have a “clue” about the subject of mathematics, agree?

There being very few, in fact the only 2 people in the world I know “excellent” at both mathematics and languages are JoNathan’s mother although she would protest her French is better than her incredible command of the English language and possibly Mr. Newell Starks the chairman of the board of the Sterling Holding Company one of Citigroup’s “fronting” companies and co-author of Perfect Storm II which can be accessed from a number of different sites on The Internet including Citigroup’s main website, there every possibility that Mr. Newell Starks so deafeningly silent may in fact only be capable of muttering a few syllables in perhaps Spanish, I just cannot wait to hear this rather ingenious financial engineer on the stand with his testimony beamed live to the 4 corners of the planet, does the name Scotty ring a bell?

And of course who can forget about www.footsak.com, don’t hesitate to let me know if u have a problem with the word “triangulate”, agree?

After dropping JoNathan off at school Marie handed me a flyer about DIANETICS and the first thing that entered my mind was Diana “Victim” Henriques so sickly with carpal tunnel as well as the more dangerous tunnel syndrome since exercising the scalene muscle doesn’t really help if u have been leading the life of a puppet, most if not all, of, your, adult life, the red triangle tho, at the bottom of the page catching Marie’s attention.

Butt what hit me for a l∞p from nowhere was the point I believe Steve Silas made about there being no celebrity in the list of people who should appear on Oprah Winfrey’s show to deal with a universal economic plan to address the problems of AIDs.

Actor Tom Cruise is apparently a follower of Scientology?

Well lets just assume that 4 the moment as well as Oprah still having the hots 4 this disgustingly good looking dude who may get wind of my CBANG Theory within 24 HOURS of me hitting the send button on this missive, agree?

At this time every single one of the smartest TOES I have contacted on the planet r more than dumbfounded, barely able to lift themselves off the ground, my Bottoms Up Schooling as in,

“Moved

Off

Balance

By

Educated

Dik-[sic]!

Although Oprah might care 4 a tamed down version

Moved

On

Buses

By

Educated

Drivers.

So what can stop Tom stop from wanting to get involved, Marie quite the “good teacher pushing kids along” my thinking still of how best to respond to my schoolboy buddy Lee Selbo?

So what if in fact I were to go along with Tom borrowing my Ducati ST4s and taking Marie for a ride ending up say at Chez Loma while I hover above,,, well lets just say I have another pal Mr. Debonair JRK arrange with the U.S. NAVY SEALS who must surely be keeping guard of his establishment at 567 Gage St., Point Loma, for an unmanned airplane filled with the latest guided missiles in the event Mr. Cruise were not to act any differently to me,,, should this rocket of a motorcycle blow him,,, to TimpucktTOo and back again we go, “In the beginning...”

No I guess u r not quite ready to have me explain how I have managed to explain in rather simple terms using 5^th grade English the inner workings of the universe, agree?

U should also be fully aware that I don’t use the word “excellent” in describing someone who simply achieves say an “A” given the slanting toward mediocrity by our educators, the Bell Shape Curve very much “bent out of shape” much like the English language in need of an update, surely we can agree on this?

Take care,

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake