From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2004 11:01 AM
To: GHurst@hurst-hurst.com
Cc: rest; FBI; Detective Jeffrey W. Steele – San Diego Police; Diana Henriques – NYX; Patty Pratt; Kathy Murry; King Delmar Golden; JRK
Subject: Next Symposium {:}...firm...comic...{:}

 

 

Dear Money Talks,

 

Earlier this morning u along with a statistically valid sample representative of the world’s literate population were copied on this E-mail to one of my programmers which may have at first given you a moment

 

Or

 

tTOo to celebrate, pausing,,, to reflect on this communiqué to Adam Tucker this past Sunday that contained the following:

 

 

Ps – any thoughts on how I should follow up with the principal of the Del Mar Hills ELEMENTARY school who never did respond to this e-mail from Marie?

 

To mention little of Marie’s former husband’s e-mail that stirred things up, Dr. JBS’ “teeth” email much like the “Re RE”, the “teeth” although also without any text in the body of the email was sent to Marie just 15 minutes prior to his so eloquent communiqué when this very very sick puppy thought he had “nailed” both Marie and me, not to forget that Dr. HIM aka The Sperm Donor aka Dr. JBS became deafeningly silent on The Internet ever since Marie responded with this.

 

Nothing quite as good a feeling when one calls “check mate” while knowing a thing

 

Or

 

tTOo about the game of life,,,,which like the game of chess is getting one’s opponent to play to your advantage, agree?

 

Knowing full well the Perception communiqué to a Mr. A, quite the internationally acclaimed sculpture-artist, continues to imitate art, how life forms has begun to take shape with our JoNathan’s elementary school graduation speech, titled, AS WE FLOAT ON which will” within 24 moments of me sending it to Mr. Lee Selbo referenced in the “Pitch” email to Adam Tucker be read by approximately 15,000 individuals, focus groups, government organizations etc etc around the world, agree?

 

U surely have not forgotten placing my partner-wife’s will on display in criminal courtroom number 25 in downtown San Diego back on October 24th 2002 within moments, in the space of time, of Judge Hendrix guillotining what little remained of both your testicles following Marie Dion [Gevisser] ever so eloquently nailing you and your disgusting pathological client Dr. JBS with her precision bombing runs, testosterone taking a while to filter through the colon, the spread of cancer possibly interrupting the flow, vengeance, tho, is sweet to the heart of the Indian to mention in passing the number of hits my websites get each and every picosecond

 

Or

 

So it seems, my audience growing exponentially despite the protestations of my good friend Glenn Shapiro, “Your style is turning more people off then on.”

 

Now back to the lessons referred to in the opening paragraphs of that “one of a Dearest Mother kind” communiqué to Adam,

 

Back in December 1967 on that train ride from Zurich, Switzerland to Kitzbuel, Austria one of the things my extraordinary mother imparted in addition to the importance of art for the “wonderers” of the world was the following:

 

“Never mix personal with business, never discuss religion, politics and sex unless they are with people u can trust, corporate structures no different to castle moats that keep the have-nots from getting their fair share, our Swiss banker will in the event u find yourself in trouble take care of u, all u need to remember is not our bank account numbers but your name, A NAME FROM HERE YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE.”

 

To repeat,

 

It’s not class warfare that I am encouraging by questioning the fairness of the tax codes throughout the world that allows the rich to get richer, the poor when eventually dirt poor to be sent in “harms way”, its class welfare I am questioning. And I am a member of the favored class.

 

Which brings me, Mr. Money Talks, to what I heard on the radio earlier today after dropping our JoNathan off at the Del Mar Hills ELEMENTARY School, the hoopla concerning the Miller Brewing Company owned by the South African “offshore conglomerate South African Breweries, so very meaningful to those of us in tune with the heartbeat of the universe, agree?

 

Let me know if I need to spell things out a little more 4 u in terms of where I am headed with all this aND this = that?

 

Timing, Money Talks, along with being ever so colorful is everything, the feedback I continue to get from a statistically valid sample representative of the world’s literate population helps fine tune my pitch to Oprah Winfrey even if some might view as “negative” the comments by a very smart Steve Silas,

 

 “I still don’t have a clue about your view on combating AIDs. This would include other less intellectual topics that include feelings as opposed to ideas. Your economic solution could then be included...”

 

Perhaps the most beneficial feedback coming from a person who shall remain anonymous, unless Michael tells me otherwise,

 

“Maybe if you left out the bit between "Dear Oprah", and "Good Day"?   

 

Which brings me almost to the point of this missive not to forget Mr. Amos P. Wrights comment on “arbitration”,

 

“In arbitration, do u give in

 

Or

 

Fight?”

 

Not to forget the word “economic” contains the word “comic”, agree?

 

And so far no one has yet come even close to “chopping my legs off below the knee”, agree?

 

To mention of course a better route to go assuming u don’t honestly believe “we” have “nailed” the “spirituality” bit would be to deliver an ax to the back of my head, nothing worse you would agree than someone with a blunt ax, to grind?

 

Again, u have yet to confirm that u r no longer Dr. JBS’ attorney as his one Milberg Weiss girlfriend conferred when using The Sperm Donor aka Dr. JBS’ email account.

 

Consequently u r therefore tasked with informing your client irrespective of u thinking that being an enoch will grant u captain privileges in your search to be an island unto yourself the very next time he, The Sperm Donor uses either of his “tOo” [sic] biological children to send their incredible mother the equivalent of his “teeth” email both Danielle and JoNathan will now be well-equipped to respond in kind as a result of the lesson imparted specifically to our JoNathan this morning by his less wordy mother,

 

“When your biological father, John Ben Stewart, has you ask me in the future anything along the lines of whether I am willing to pay half of anything other than to complete his frontal lobotomy just tell him if he continues to deny his sudden inability to use email that u know differently even if he needs his bulldog girlfriend to type for him possibly having developed a repetitive stress injury from just thinking about how many X when he eventually meets his maker he is going to fall on the sword, neither of them should forget unless they r both inhaling Aspartame which I don’t recall your Sperm Donor trying to grow in the backyard, of their failure to respond to my question after sending me a threatening email with nothing contained in the text, only the word “teeth” in the subject,

 

Did anyone else have anything to do with this e-mail you sent me?

 

The Rattlesnake now reminding me that The Sperm Donor

 

Or

 

His one bitch had the audacity to lecture me using his email account on the “goodness” Dr. JBS [sic].

 

Good day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

PsI continue to think very carefully about my response to Lee Selbo’s communiqué onGood Parenting”.