Rick, I understand that u
will soon be speaking with your father and I doubt my E-mails
caused more consternation than what the last E-mail I
sent out on June 24th 2002 will cause in City Halls around the globe
and one of these days I may decide tu answer the front door to The Cave of The Tree House first
tho, I will have to find the key which I lost months ago.
One of the terrific things
about spending time in The Cave, located at the bottom left of the photo contained
in the previous hyperlink is that Sammy “Shoe Shine”
Haim’s “cumings & goings” help me keep track of time as I write up another
of my ever expanding storms, altho I just wish he would agree tu what most
people I believe would consider tu be very reasonable “terms & conditions” and
the entire spot, not just the main house, could be his without a “song & a
dance” to mention little of an “inflationary bidding war.”
I got back from a quick walk
in the neighborhood earlier today [June 25th 2002] meeting once
again a variety of interesting people and of course it is my dog that has the
magnetic appeal and perhaps has more to do with people wanting a copy of MM1
than my sex appeal.
It seems for sum strange
reason I am meeting more and more both young and older people hell bent on
getting into shape while folks in the mainstream seem to be doing nothing more
than treading water.
Too things caught my
attention as I went past a New York Times newsstand; one was sum fukukta
article about the deficit crisis in California which of course will not be
solved with simply the recall of Governor Ho Chi Min Davis 4 the simple reason no one really
cares about how it came about that he got elected in the first place but all
that will change as the folks I run into “cum of age” especially those around
King Golden’s age who dodged the bullet by getting a “hi” draft number thus
reducing the likelihood of having to serve alongside folks like Gray “Trash”
Davis and that other nincompoop-bleeding-heart-crybaby
Kerry who lost a leg after screwing with his recollection of events that
somehow resulted in a whole band of innocent men, women and children being
murdered in cold blood.
The other item in the news
was about praying mantis and their cannibalistic
habits, “As the finale to a successful
copulation, a female often bites the head off her mate and devours him.”
There are sum who simply
cannot stand the use of sum of my language butt as the former Chairman of the
Board of Hearst Corporation made a point, time and again as I went about
ferreting out a number of things that made the Hearst publishing empire quite a
powerhouse player in the rough and tumble world of media and what it takes to
become King of the Castle, “tits and ass, period.”
Randolph Hearst VI was the
last surviving son of the original bullshit artist, certainly I would be
willing to bet my bottom dollar that there was more than one banker at the time
the wildlife collection was being built up at San Simeon who could have argued quite convincingly that “his-heir” [sic] monies were being misappropriated;
proof tho comes in many forms but when it came to the “bottom line” few argued
with a “Hurst” [sic] other
than me.
There is upside to everything
and there are church bells ringing everywhere to mention little of shofar-rams
horn sound from synagogues around the world welcoming a breath of fresh air as
serfers everywhere take both tu the surf as well as the airwaves in making
things happen, all 4 the better.
And of course those of us
with a good sense of who we are to mention little of the need now more than
ever tu stand tall, i.e. we are no longer 4 legged animals, that no matter what
your height or weight, number is the essence of all things, good or evil, poised
just so perfectly to catch what could be an endless summer, no doubt with some
very hefty drops in places like the stock market, waves to boot.
What makes me feel really
good right now is that no one can blame me 4 the inevitable collapse that will
ultimately free up capital 4 folks like u and me fed up with the rat race engineered
by testosterone, ball breaking, midget-brain sized men so accustomed to wrecking
havoc on the masses.
Now is probably as good a
time as any to explain a little about what a man such as Warren “BO”
Buffet is doing at this time besides 4
possibly thinking, “Christ Almighty, what am I doing playing bridge with a nincompoop
like Bill Gates Jr when I could be playing klabbios with that Jew boy, Gary “The
Pisser”
Gevisser.”
Nonsense u mite think since
how would I be able to get inside of the man who must have one of the worst
body odors imaginable but think again when u consider the fact that 911
probably cost insurance carriers in the order of $60 billion, the tab mostly
picked up by offshore reinsurers; now sum might argue about the numbers but it
is the principle of the matter that I will be mostly talking about.
I will in fact cut right to
chase not to be confused with CSI as in Chase Brass Industries and my Perfect Storm II that proved beyond a
shadow of a doubt that just one nincompoop like myself holed out in a fukukta cave
whining away because my significant other wouldn’t take pity on me 4 cracking at
least 3 ribs while playing touch rugby would nevertheless be able tu get the wheels
of big industry, the yoyos who run the bloated operations, their snot dripping
from their ear lobes tu not simply drop their pants but get the hell out of
town while big daddy in the form of Citicorp Ventures the most rapacious,
ruthless, bunch of yoyos in the history of Wall Street were busy baking
cookies.
Now I have no idea what Tom
McWilliams the head honcho at Citicorp Ventures really thout about Perfect
Storm II but when u go tu Citicorp’s
Credit Card home website and type in the words,” McWilliams Thomas perfect storm” my Perfect Storm II appears at the
top of the list.
Now I only found this out
the other day when I decided to “kill too birds with one stone” or as the
French say, “too hits one stone” the French Canadians that is; the European
French remain in my shit book. And since I contend that the Old Testament began
with a whole lot of shit-sturers with the worst in man getting the better
of both him and the evolved eve not tu suggest 4 one minute that we go out and
buy Volvos since the latest evidence I have seen shows this particular vehicle
not quite as safe as many of us were led to believe.
I am very much a “bottom
line person” believing first and foremost in not always believing what my eyes
tell me that eye witness accounts are as we would expect given the inherit weakness
of the eyes to be far less reliable than circumstantial evidence and of course we
all know about journalists who cannot hunt.
The evidence I intend to
present against Mr. Sandy Weill the current CEO and Chairman of Citicorp is not
quite as bullet proof as the evidence I have of wrongdoing by Marie’s former
husband, JBS,
bulletproof nevertheless.
Suffice to say it is my hope
that once Mr. Weill has read what I mail him since I haven’t been able to get
one email address 4 any one of his 100,000 odd employees about his yoyos selling
me sum fukukta credit card protection policy in the event I become “unemployed”
and when I decide to “hang up my gloves” knowing that the end is in-sight they
want me tu fill out paper work but thout nothing about charging my credit card
without me letting them know that I was well into the final thout processing
stage of signing away my life, he, Mr. Weill, will not only agree to my demands
visa
vi implementing a whole new series of safeguards to protect consumers so that
they are not interrupted at dinner time while teaching their youngsters all about
the importance of a value system, blah
blah he will also pick up the phone to Thomas McWilliams saying in so many
words,
“Tom
hi, u know perfectly well with all the shit I am having tu put up with ever
since I got rid of John Reed…
No
no no I am not on any kind of weed, u remember the wonderkid who was running
Citicorp before I came along, broke every rule in the book including violating
the sacrosanct Glass Steigel Act forcing him to merge his rather well run
company with my fukukta Travelers Insurance company knowing full well that it
was just a matter of time be4 the asbestos, medical malpractice and workers
compensation claims all came down on us like a ton of bricks…
Tom,
what is with u, I never mentioned the word Aspartame, is this a set-up, up-set?...
I
have no idea how The Pisser got hold of those too documents but without the blind
study tests that we could debunk with our own “bout & paid 4” experts lets
just u and I dream on…
Tom,
I said nothing about Dreamworks…
Look
if ‘The Pisser’ thinks he beat us tu the punch by buying off his cousin who
co-produced Saving Private Ryan then of course we are fcuked but I wouldn’t worry
about that since the one thing I know about Jewish people having picked up a
thing or tTOo in cheder as well as from the likes of the Steinhardt family
there is nothing quite like internecine fiting amongst Jews, Jesus Christ just
one example…
Yes,
Tom u are finally getting with the program He like most of the remaining Property
& Casualty carriers got himself into deep dudu by not doing sufficient ‘Jew
diligence’ of those in his inner circle, choosing in my opinion a few to many
men altho my guess is that G-d had quite a hand to play in that final debacle…
No
Tom, ‘Acts of G-d’ may not be enuf at this time to keep the carriers alive in
fact they may hasten their demise 4 the simple reason when the average Joe Blow
realizes that the carriers are broke why in heaven’s name would they bother
with paying their insurance premiums, at a minimum they would get more in line
with The Pisser and put such payments on a backburner…
He did
what?...
Do
we have absolute proof that he in fact simply took the bills and used them as
kindling 4 his fireplace
over at Stonehenge II…
Well
my understanding of the law is that there is no ‘privilege’ in communications
between ‘spouses’ and I simply don’t buy into any of this ‘travel companion’
bullshit even if Judge Hendrix down in Superior Court, San Diego, felt Marie
Dion’s testimony was overwhelmingly convincing…
4
God sake Tom, I am not suggesting u do anything like contacting Ronald “Capo
di capi” Perelman to do our bidding, this guy is in bigger dudu than I think
u will be in unless u let me get on with business as usual, let me at least
finish what I have to say and please don’t ask me to explain why Travelers find
themselves in the same position as the likes of Liberty Mutual, Royal and Chubb
and of course there is Atlantic which has gone from an A rating to an A-,
Kemper C to a D…
Look
I have no idea who was in the room when the former chairman of the board of
Hearst Corporation gave The Pisser a rundown on why sex sells but it wouldn’t surprise
me if this part of his formal education came from sitting on the lap of his
mother who commandeered more than her fair share of chairmen of the boards of pharmaceutical
conglomerates operating in the southern hemisphere…
I don’t
see what this has to do with the Bass brothers and their fukukta biosphere project…
Wait
a second are u telling me that there is a connection between the 42,000 odd
acres of land down in the IID as in Imperial Irrigation District that the Bass
brothers acquired during the 90s that was sold to U.S. Filter who in turn were
acquired by the French Vivendi who played a hand in the rigging of the California
Gubernatorial election…
[It is now exactly
Tom, I don’t know where this is all headed but if the
sun doesn’t rise tomorrow I don’t know if it will make all that much difference
to the whole ball of wax going up in flames…
Okay I will just give it tu in broad strokes and don’t
interrupt me about Jeffrey Krinsk and his neighbor doing backstroke, suffice to
say Kemper is all butt gone, Chubb still there probably 1/5th the
size, Royal Insurance now combined with Sun,
still barely alive; there are a couple of things hurting the books of business,
asbestos is only going to get worse 4 the awards are only now cuming thru the
courts, all that coughing u hear amongst your secretaries is only going to
increase as their lungs shut down; the strategies in the past have been to
write business like workers compensation, get the money upfront & invest in
u guessed right mostly the stock market hoping that the losses in the 2nd
and 3rd year will be covered by the investment gains; nothing really
all that complicated to see why the transition from a ‘hard’ where insurance
premiums rise to a ‘soft’ market where insurance premiums drop in pursuit of
market share has taken on average sum 6 years, but what we are experiencing
today with the lack of trust in our financial institutions is bringing this ‘gravy
train’ to a heart stopping end and there really isn’t a safe spot to derail the
train…
Tom, I said to please not interrupt me but 4 the
record I had nothing to do with that derailment in the Commerce area of
downtown
No no no I know nothing about this guy Gary Glass…
Tom, I mentioned the Glass-Seigal Act…
Who the hell is Fred Seigal and Alan Austin…
R u telling me that u are so brain dead to have
accessed The Pisser’s PDF website directory, let me explain sumthing to u, go
to page
378 of the deposition taken by Jeffrey Krinsk and look at the “pink notes” tu
get a whiff of the type of highly sensitive material The Pisser was dealing
with that his wife’s former husband JBS and the pathologist’s possibly equally screwed
up attorney illegally tapped into making the job of the likes of Jeffrey Krinsk
a whole lot more difficult to mention little of why Mr. Krinsk never raised
more of the names mentioned in that all day deposition where he had all the
time in the world while getting lost in a taxi the day before to confer with
The Pisser to assist him better in following up with Mr. ‘Good Day’s’ last
answer,
7 Q.
Do you know the rest of the people there --
8 A.
No, those are marketing, marketing,
9
president, president, marketing, all marketing, with
10
the exception
of one or two. “… Harvey Gedeon…‘town meeting’…
yada yada yada butt… Jill Scalamandre…rebates… Tanya Mandor, Cheryl Vitale…?”
11 MR. K:
I thank you very much for
12 your patience, and I
apologize, honestly apologize,
13 to the reporter for taking so
long. And I
14 appreciate her patience, and
I thank you very much
15 for tolerating what has been
a very grueling and
16
strenuous session. Thank you.
More
importantly, Tom, why Mr. ‘Good Day’ would be so uncooperative, so brain dead
as tu not have hired his own legal counsel unless of course Mr. Good Day like
other former executives of Revlon were in fear of their lives. My point being I
don’t even want to know any more on this subject, right now I just have to deal
with this fukukta letter and it isn’t written on any legal stationary but 4 sum
reason I don’t think The Pisser would have all that much difficulty getting an
attorney to be any more convincing that when he means business he means
business…
No
no no I am not saying The Pisser has the means to take over the government, or
that this
Oh,
thank G-d 4 that confirmation and u don’t think The Pisser has decided to have
a vasectomy thinking that with his tubes tied the Feds wouldn’t be able to
collect DNA evidence…
Sorry
I know ‘tubes’ isn’t the right word but I simply can’t get that cartoon I saw
somewhere which says sumthing about, ‘My
son what will happen with my Love That Pink lipstick if Peter Revson goes down
the tubes’ [sic] butt please don’t forget it was Fed Chairman Greenspan who gave us the okay to tell Congress to
go tu hell…
No
no no I cannot afford to send u an email spelling this all out and besides if I
were to be so foolish as tu send u an email I to could end up in the hot seat
having to contend with the likes of Jeffrey Krinsk who because of changes The
Pisser has now made in keeping his ‘work product’ safe from prying eyes…
Yes
of course I know about prying mantis, like every ‘Jew hating Jew’ I subscribe
to the New York X but vote Republican if I c government not going tu end up in
a stalemate position which was the intention of our founders; butt what they didn’t
envision was the Digital Age where in the flash of an eye monies could be moved
from wherever to make certain only those candidates who could be bought off would
ultimately sit in positions of power to dictate according to the whims of the
elitists whether they be the remnants of the French aristocracy or folks like
Polie Pollak and King Golden who don’t have a pot to pee in but because of the pride
they take in their education they are butt so easily co-opted to do the bidding
of the likes of folks like Ron Burkle et al who have the former president Bill “wall
paper thin” Clinton as their stool pigeon…
Tom
this would not be the time 4 u tu take a coffee break and don’t tell me u are developing
sum sort of repetitive stress disorder such as ‘carpe
diem’, worse yet taking notes…
Don’t
tell me it is Diana Henriques from the New York Times calling u…
Stop
everything immediately and please please please just listen….
No
no no I am not the person responsible 4 posting that plea on 6-11-1999
that should have been a wakeup call 4 all of us…
Yes
yes yes butt
remember I had my hands full getting rid of Travelers, please just bare with me…
Look
I don’t know anything about this make-up artist attorney George G. Hurst down
there in San Diego, California and of course I have seen that incredible photo
of the woman in the nude with a clothed lady with a smiley face, who in the
world hasn’t, but I am just asking u to do me one very big favor…
No
I don’t know the name of the lady with the smiley
face plastered on her smirking face and I have no idea what she looks like
in the nude…
Look
Tom, I wasn’t referring to u as ‘dude’ I am simply losing my mind, I just
cannot afford another slap in the face….
No
no no I don’t need a handout nor do I have the time 4 another face lift…
I never
mentioned anything about an elevator ride Ronald ‘O Ring’ Perelman took with The
Pisser a decade or so ago, what’s with u?…
Who
the hell is Joe Ash?...
Don’t
tell me this Pisser character picked all the hand signals, face twitchings,
farts exploding while watching his grandfather clean up at the racetrack?…
Now
u r telling me he had another grandfather who learned everything there was to
learn about trading while picking up unbroken bottles off the streets of
Durban, South Africa at the turn of the last century, how in G-d’s name do we
stand a chance?...
U
really think this guy King Golden and this yoyo William H. Jackson
schooled in the crème de le crème of Law Schools in this country are enuf to
contend with the Pissers ‘Bottom’s Up Schooling’ [BUS]?…
I
never said anything about Subway but of course I read about Fred Deluca and now
u are telling me The Pisser isn’t even afraid of a guy like Deluca, look there
is no more time to waste, and yes I have now read the ‘rot’ hyperlink, I just want
u to call Thomas
Stephens over at Barlet, have him if necessary get on a plane even use one
of our private corporate jets …
Okay
sorry leave out the word ‘private’…
Look
I see no reason to involve Howard Stern in all this…
I never
even mentioned the word ‘part’ …
What
do u mean u are reading an E-mail sent
at 2:19PM PST on June 24th to a David Altman from this Pisser guy,
Altman mite not even exist…
Tom,
look, I am having an identity crisis right now…
No
I didn’t say anything about the pigsty at JBS’ household
and believe me my mother is dead and the good lord knows no one in their right
mind could pin on me the cause of overpriced bubble gum…
Look
lets just approach this matter one step at a time, get Stephens over to this
guy Newell Starks; I would suggest tu Stephens that he approaches the Starks
residence cautiously…
4
Christ sake I have no idea if Starks and what remains of his family have moved
on to sum reservation in
I
have no idea whether this Devin Standard fellow who possibly isn’t even a blood
relation to Kenneth Standard the President of the New York Bar Association who
is white is in
Tom,
I don’t know where all this is headed…
Okay,
look, I don’t want tu be the one fingered with starting an internecine war in
the Standard household and 4 all I now they could bring in their ancestry and
start pinning dolls representing me and u know Kenneth’s family is from Barbados?...
Look,
maybe I got it wrong that in fact it is Mr. Devin Standard’s wife who is white but
do u really think this Polie Pollak character would hang out with a Black
person who had no white in their ancestry, I read sumthing about The Pisser in
all the time he hung out with King Golden, a Polie Pollack look-alike, never
once seeing Mr. Golden actually engaged in a conversation with a Black person,
so u figure
altho The Pisser says he is going colorblind?...
Look
I don’t know really what is up or down right now and don’t make any more fun of
me okay because it sure looks like The Pisser took more than the Mickey out of u
guys during that CSI debacle that would make anything so far on the TV series pale in
comparison…
Look
I know nothing about Hot
Water Wars going on in
Okay
I know more about these matters than the average Joe Blow who went to this
Look
Tom I don’t think we are getting anywhere with this; why don’t u and I simply
buy this note
the Pisser has in his possession…
No,
no, no, lets no even think of trying to pin sumthing on this character who very
likely thanks to this ‘Kathryn Murray’
character has the FBI possibly even working together with the CIA protecting him
nite and day at taxpayer expense and besides he may part with this fukukta note
for less than a million possibly even close to its face value if u are able to
work that out, just look at the time u and I have spent on this…
No,
I haven’t eaten a D-g dam thing since I ate that cow u saw me chomping on
earlier at Le Cirque…
Just
one thing Tom and if u dare crack a joke me outdoing the Manager of Union Bank
in downtown Del Mar adding a collar bone in addition to the tibia and fibula he
walks around with sticking out of his nose, that will be easy pickings compared
to what this Pisser could possibly have on u and why it is that u didn’t come
down ‘hard & heavy’ on old man Martin, CEO of CSI and I wouldn’t even try
and suggest u took pity on him because he was close approaching 100, so be a
good boy and make the call, The Pisser’s number is 1-858-SEL-NEXT and assuming he
is in a talkative mood and u don’t piss him off why not make him an offer on
that website of his www.sellnext.com and
please don’t ask him what it would take 4 him to consider hiring a competent
bullshitter like yourself…
No
no no I meant to say bull hitter like u since u perhaps as much as Warren “BO”
Buffet are responsible for this bull market that has been built up on houses
made of cards with less substance than any brick and mortar house The Pisser’s
father dive-bombed
during WWII and yes perhaps the son’s fascination with pigs all stemmed from
that fukukta nursery rhyme.
Just
one other thing Tom, may I suggest u take a hard look at this one website of
The Pisser, www.nextraterrestrial.com
and maybe it wouldn’t be a good idea when speaking with The Pisser tu call him
The Pisser, at least not until such time as our check clears the bank, and why
not just give him the money in cash so that he doesn’t make a copy of one of
our checks and have it flashing each time I click on to the “smiley face”
hyperlink because given this guys imagination it is possible he might have one
of his programmers make that one hyperlink which I now have as screen saver going
“on &
off” between the photo and our check and as I began this conversation I have
enuf distractions right now…
I
knew I could count on you. Thanks a million.”
Now Rick, of course I could
cum up with so many excuses in terms of my incapacitation and I am not talking
about how I managed to get my site-hound all the
way to Peru last year and back, treated like a king and then sum, simply now taking
a sabbatical while providing all the necessary proof that I am not employable
even if I can type at lite-speed given the fact that the only organizations
that can afford my hourly rate which I recently increased to $256K per hour are
public companies, who are stealing left and right and given the fact that I can
touch type for me tu look around the office amongst co-workers co-opted to
shoot poison tipped arrows it would be just a matter of perhaps a few minutes,
possibly seconds before I would pick up the phone say to someone like Jeffrey
Krinsk and let him know that it is time to go back tu war.
And trust me no one in their
right mind at this time would want to mess with me, not even Sandy “Handyman”
Weill who I am all butt certain will return to earth as a General Electric handyman
responsible 4 clearing all the waste produced by the former yoyo CEO of GE who wasn’t
even smart enuf to handle a budding female journalist out of sum fukukta
university like Harvard who tho must have taken him 4 sum ride to mention
little of my knowledge about my rights entitling me to a “safe, harassment free
environment…” i.e. tu be placed in a secluded area would impact my right to ‘free
air’…---…
The bottom line is that u
should let your father know precisely what u expect out of any deal he cuts
with someone else in order that the design of the easel gets completed, never
to forget the ever increasing difficulty of getting product liability insurance
and why it pays to have sumone like myself, altho unemployable, just waiting in
the wings in the event someone where tu use the easel to perform sum sort of
autoerotica maneuver which is best told by Mr. Golden since it may have
happened to his one of his wives.
Now to be clear on this
point. As far as I know Mr. Golden has in fact only been married twice altho I
mite have that confused with his buddy JBS, bear in mind tho that by the time I
am “finished & done” turning every stone I haven’t already picked up off
Torrey Pines we will know all there is “tu nose” tu mention little of another
violation, clearing ‘brush wood’ to support the ceilings in my wife’s house
should everything tumble down as a result of the contractor walking off the job
somewhat prematurely altho I had the “jackoff” all pretty
much figured out along with his not quite as dirty father.
U mite even suggest that as
part of your ongoing participation in a royalty stream u be tasked with overseeing
the project giving everyone the benefit of your “too cents” + worth of advice. I
don’t believe in keeping business and personal separate, on the contrary I
happen to believe they should always be combined.
Problems occur when folks
with “different strokes” go “back & forth” choosing which day of the week
as in “soup de jour” they are going to be “nice” and when it suits them to be “mean”
i.e. when things are not quite going their way, when they have tu make choices
about “good versus evil” cuming tu grips with the fact that not all their choices
in life have been so-called “good”, reverting tu the old, time-tested routine
of blaming others, pointing out blemishes much like with a painting which only
a master painter such as your father can “fix” with
just a hilite
or too without having tu start off all over again.
Now of course the average
Joe Blow consumer doesn’t have a clue about what is good art just like King
Golden didn’t know anything about good food since his perspective was limited
to Robertos down on Carmel Valley road that provides a bird’s eye view of folks
trying to escape from La Jolla nothing to do tho with Mexicans reclaiming their
territory but rather all that fukukta endless road construction, i.e. u can get
away with fooling most of the people a great deal if not all of the time but
then there are a handful of folks like Jeffrey Krinsk
and myself who may not get along all of the time but even on those odd occasions
about 3/10ths of one percent of the time that we have known each another never
do we end a communication without both of us having the broadest of smiles on our
faces and I know because I spent one time a good half hour depositing one of
those microchip cameras in the ceiling panels above his desk, just kidding.
I am “under the gun” to get a
hole host of other things out of the way today as I continue to batten down the
hatches to mention little of our outing last evening down by Jakes were there was
a band playing music that had me and my dog dancing up and down over the sand
dunes, constantly tho being bugged by flies buzzing around my ears thinking
that they were telling me “watch out u are in 4 an earful.”
And of course one can read
pretty much into anything and why I make it my business to surround myself not
only with the best and britest but the great skeptics most of whom benefit
little even if they were to wear glasses all the time.
U may have heard that your
father sold 3 paintings right out of his house this past weekend and of course
that brings joy to my ears particularly when folks like u know that I have been
fortunate, unfortunate tu be custodian of his best works of art, never, never,
never tho will I sell a single piece either of his or anyone else’s art that I
have been fortunate or unfortunate to have acquired over the past umpteen years
4 if nothing else it would trigger a taxable event and until such time as I see
more in our government in terms of what the founding fathers envisioned by ‘taxation
along with representation’ I will rely on the good graces of others to mention
little of continuing to reclaim both monies as well as services due tu me.
I have no more than a few
minutes to complete this email which if necessary I will clean up sumtime
tomorrow but I am on a roll.
Now the last thing I want to
do is to start another American-Mexican War and I am not suggesting that
everyone who eats at this fine Mexican restaurant on the most southern border
of Del Mar always develops the runs, in fact my dog always whines when he gets
close to this section of Torrey Pines which could be the spot where descendants
of Montezuma seek their revenge, perhaps
tho for no other reason than Pypeetoe knows it is off limit to dogs.
And no, I am not suggesting
that Robertos mixes in dog meat with its horse meat which I naturally assume is
clearly disclosed on the menu; altho it is doubtful these folks cater to fine diners
like Mr. Krinsk and his partner Mr. Howard Finkelstein running the risk of a class-action
lawsuit altho if Mr. Finkelstein continues in his streak, i.e. being banned at
the likes of mediocre restaurants like Matre D. he could very well have to take
a seat alongside washed out attorneys like Mr. Golden who barely “.eaked” [sic] out a living when
having tu compete toe-tu-toe
with the britest
and may I add, richest.
I know there is a limit to
how much the average Joe Blow can absorb and right now I am clearly testing the
limits of a number of people’s patience but what cannot be denied is that my
message is attracting more and more folks and it has nothing whatsoever to do
with me increasing the number of folks on my email list.
No doubt the few folks
copied on my emails are forwarding them to others who in turn seem to be
getting an even bigger kick out all this than me and those aligned with me who
are about to enjoy the spoils of victory.
It seems the further removed
folks are from me the more interested they become in what I have to say even
tho they know so little about me. On the other hand perhaps a good number of
them have begun to do their due diligence such as visiting the courthouse in
downtown San Diego to c 4 themselves what became of case GIC 795852 to mention
little of Revlon blah,
blah, blah.
There are in fact more than
a handful of lawsuits I have had a hand in but only too where I have been a so-called
“plaintiff” without ever making a dime 4 the simple reason the attorneys handling
matters failed to properly execute to mention little of my reasoning 4 bringing
both lawsuits which was primarily a matter of principle and by that I don’t mean
money.
And so far only Dr. JBS,
Marie’s ex-husband had the gall to sue me altho he mite argue that his signing “under
penalty of perjury” did not constitute a “lawsuit” which was nothing short of a
“false &
misleading” complaint against me that resulted in his receiving 4 a period of 6
odd and highly stressful weeks a Temporary Restraining Order not only against
himself but his too biological kids who I have known and helped nurture as
anyone single human being could given the incredibly dysfunctional start both
kids got at the very start.
Good luck is all I can say
tu Dr. JBS et al.
And by the time I am done
with him he could very possibly look to sell his gallbladder 4 it is doubtful he
will have any net worth remaining certainly his self worth will down to zero to
mention little of those who spurred him on.
Possibly the next greatest
court victory besides 4 what took place on October 24th of last year
occurred when Dr. JBS’ neighbor Mr. King Golden Jnr approached me to assist him
and his one corporate client on a patent infringement lawsuit involving Westinghouse
the current boss of my attorney friend, Mathew Margo who works 4 CBS’ 60 Minutes.
Marie tells me that the
average Joe Blow can pretty much remember up to 7 things which seems reasonable
enuf tu me and given the fact that she played quite a hand in getting Mr.
Golden’s wife her PhD from that fukukta university up in Berkeley where they
think sunshine was invented not to be confused with Sammy “Shoe Shine” Haim, I
tend tu accept pretty much everything coming out of the mouth of someone who
can certainly read,
much better than me, much better looking to boot.
Please let me know what u
think of Symbolist White Walls which can
be accessed via the previous hyperlink.
It wasn’t so much that the
million dollar settlement helped get this “David” of a laser company out of harm’s
way but the fact that they had beaten the odds, holding an out-of-control
conglomerate accountable 4 their devious actions which is rather incredulous
when u consider that Mr. Golden who reaped possibly more out of this saga then
what he was entitled tu chose tu support JBS in going to war with me &
Marie, never to forget the pep talk Mr. Golden gave Marie outside her and JBS’
dwelling while his pregnant wife baked cookies an earshot away.
It was just a matter of time
be4 Mr. Golden found himself in the pound seat having replaced the founder and
genius behind the “David”
laser where Mr. Golden was previously just a very poorly paid in-house general “counsil”
[sic],
Despite the disconnects that
occurred once I began to check out why my client, Irving Cooper, who provided
the much needed capital to get them “over the top” was not getting his share of
the lawsuit settlement delivered promptly, the “whistle blower” being the
company’s accountant, both Irving Cooper and myself still managed to have a lot
of fun and enjoyment and clearly most of my benefit came from just seeing Mr.
Cooper who didn’t need the money regain a whole lot of his youth that he had failed
tu get in a second marriage.
Without boring u to death with
how it came about that I would share my fee with Mr. Golden whose house could
have been sliding down the hill altho he simply told me that he needed extra
cash to help out a female buddy who hadn’t found a way to capitalize on her 15
odd year relationship with Ted Turner who altho working for the NAB was clearly
not making enuf to support her hi-lifestyle in the suburbs of Georgetown,
Washington D.C, suffice to say that like Jeffrey Krinsk Esq. I realized that
the more u made public
note of one’s wins the more envy and eventually snickering u end up
receiving should u take a slip or too along the way.
Just last week I eventually
sold the Black Mercedes 380SL taking a hit of sum $3K which considering my IRR
[Internal Rate of Return] is quite dramatic but not nearly as much as an eye
opener seeing how much fun a handful of folk got out of what is essentially a
drop in the bucket to
mention little of how I could just as easily have made a profit of $3K if I
simply held back on sum of my concerns about the vehicle since it was at one
point in the hands of too rather entertaining women known as The Twins and of
course I could have lied and said I made a profit since I was paid all in cash.
And u could just contact Sammy
“Shoe Shine Boy” Haim if u are interested to know more about these ladies who perhaps
close to 40 look not a whole lot worse than my wife who is not quite 16 but
then again there a few who can match Marie Dion Gevisser in just about any
category and of course anyone would be foolish to even think of lighting a match
near or around her since I have yet tu even hear her fart to mention little of
my profound belief in G-d watching each and every move of all of us including the
crows and the idiots who drive Hummers.
People like Irving Cooper
and Amos Wright unlike me had to work their way to the top from the bottom up,
never to forget tho that most of the folks from their generation and those be4
them didn’t quite have the rocket ship success that only a handful like Percy H. Johnston
managed to accomplish at least in terms of the “public
eye” alto there are more than a handful of entrepreneurs out there who
really did make it big time keeping their mouths shut, their lips sealed tight knowing
full well that the only thing really important in the scheme of things was
making just enuf money to keep their families fed and a roof over their heads
and comfortable in the knowledge that they hadn’t stolen a dime.
I am only aware of too disappointments
in Mr. Irving Cooper’s life, at least in terms of how he made his living, the
first was when I informed him about the walk I had taken along the railway tracks atop the cliffs
of Del Mar with Mr. Golden who let me know how fortunate Irving Cooper was to
have got out with his “head” [sic] still intact altho Mr. Golden used a
supposed biblical parable in rattling his and the former top dog’s sabers.
Rick, let me know if u haven’t
heard about the “Pelican and the Lion”. And to be crystal clear on this point,
Mr. Golden didn’t exactly use the word “head” but rather “principal” letting me
know in no uncertain terms that “his employer” had no principals.
Mr. Golden somehow got the
message that my generosity could always be counted on particularly when I saw someone
who got tu see first hand and up close how altar boys weren’t always read their
rights under the U.S. Constitution before being fiddled to “hell & gone”
and of course u know hell is only here on earth and it was up, at least I thout
so, 4 folks like King Golden when their fair-haired boy arrived in Washington
to be the first to raise the flag, saying “enuf was enuf” butt not a murmur, wouldn’t
u also agree Roger Hedgecock?
When, however, my patience
is tested to the limit than I simply dig deep, hang out in places like The
Cave, surrounded myself with the best, brightest and of course the most
beautiful, emerging at my own pace, setting the tone 4 New Beginnings.
Mr. Cooper’s second disappointment
that I am intimately familiar with was in finding out that Michael Steinhardt of
Steinhardt Partners, a $5 billion hedge fund which Mr. Cooper helped launch
back in 1967, was not quite up to snuff.
Back then Michael Steinhardt
was in all likelihood worth less than what I was at age 27 odd altho I have no
idea if Mr. Steinhardt inherited just like I did not much more than a “dime.”
King Golden in fact more
than assisted in communicating Mr. Cooper’s dissatisfaction to Mr. Steinhardt and
one of his partners who headed up a rather insignificant spin-off “Divestiture Fund”
that 4 reason it seemed only I had managed to ferret out was not performing
anywhere close to the Hedge Fund where people like Mr. Cooper had made a rather
decent “score.”
Just to give u an idea of
the success of the Steinhardt Partners Hedge Fund; if u were like Irving Cooper
and had been fortunate or unfortunate depending on one’s point of view to have
been one of less than a handful of investors putting up just $250K back in 1967, if u fully
understood how Mr. Steinhardt managed to maintain a “better than average”
return on investment u would have been a moron to have pulled out your winnings
each and every year that all told provided close to a 30% IRR over a period of
almost 30 years; and of course u would have access to say a 12C calculator to
compute what one could do with a relatively modest fortune of sum $200 million
when in the mid 1990s Steinhardt
disbanded the fund and distributed all the monies to himself and his investors.
That last hyperlink contains
virulent ant-Semitic propaganda and my hope is that someone perhaps Senator Joe
Lieberman will come forward to debunk all that which is untrue putting to an
end what gives rise to bigots, racists and nincompoops galore breeding hate in
each of our backyards to the point that even sum better educated “wheaty eaters”
think nothing of making jokes about avoiding throwing stones at Mexicans while
riding bicycles since that could damage the paintwork on the bicycle’s frame.
U may recall me once making
mention of the incident that occurred before I “borrowed” the bicycle u see in
the previous hyperlink which was stolen within minutes of the picture being
taken as Pypeetoe headed toward me to give me one of his big licks.
And of course I know better
than tu lick anyone’s butt nor do I happen to subscribe to anal sex unless of
course u think the woman u are having sex with is nothing more than bitch or u
are even taller than Howard Stern or out of tune with the real world as surreal
as it gets at X, agree?
There were too aspects limiting
Mr. Cooper from making out “like a band-id” [sic] the first was the fact that altho
the $250K did not constitute anywhere near the bulk of his available cash since
he had made a considerable amount more in his other business dealings
subsequent to the end of WWII including selling out one of his businesses to
folks at Snap On Tools, and he liked the “zigging & zagging” of investing
in small deals where he could do more than just hang out once or twice a year
with Michael Steinhardt where he would shoot the breeze with Steinhardt Jnr always
providing Mr. Cooper with the best lox that money could buy in New York City.
Suffice to say that when the
shit hit the fan within months of me presenting Mr. Cooper with “my findings” his
health began to take a turn 4 the worse.
Mr. Cooper wasn’t, however, exactly
in the best of health to begin with and was now into his early seventies altho
I never knew his exact age focused more on his steel trap mind and an ability
to articulate his thouts ever so well until of course he realized that Mr. Steinhardt
was nothing more than a big time crook who had stashed enuf of his ill-gotten
gains away to be able to afford not just the very best of bull dog attorneys
but more than enuf in reserve to pay off the Feds when they eventually caught
on to how he managed to be so successful despite the incongruence I c with
someone being one hell of a big “phat” [sic] pig at the trough, and someone genuinely
successful and honest “to a fault.”
There was nothing in my
opinion cool about Mr. Steinhardt whose daughter ended up marrying a South
African born Harvard University trained “crybaby” who happened to stay in the
good graces of our hi-school headmaster who helped wipe his bum continuing well
after the Rabbi from our community in Durban, South Africa, Abner Weiss, the
same person who barmitzvahed me, flew to New York providing
the necessary spirituality at the wedding folks continue to talk about.
Needless to say I wasn’t an
invited guest, shucks!
And of course I say to
Michael Steinhardt who it was reported after paying the U.S. Treasury sum $20
million in fines, Warren “BO” Buffets Solomon Brothers paying sum $200 million,
retiring to raise lamas with sum $500 million in reserve which may or may not
include how much has been “set up” in
Israel to have him buried on Mt. Olympus, good luck.
Now it is possible that I
might have just a name wrong as I think about the next photo I would like to
have hyperlinked to represent all of the above and nothing comes more tu mind
than this shot I took in Cuzco, Peru last year showing a motorcyclist going in
one direction, a lama being led away in another direction with exquisite
scenery in the background, not tu forget the too stripes
on the motorcyclists helmet and the “orning”
[sic] on the whitewashed wall.
Now I mention Snap On Tools
since its name was mentioned in the movie we rented the other evening about the
life of Warren “BO” Buffet played by Nicholas Cage with Jack Nicholson doing a
number of cameo appearances.
There is every possibility that
King Golden who was working on a novel 4 sum umpteen years about the first
woman president of the United States could have been involved with this movie
and 4 all I know could today have made enuf money to have financed this overall
winner besides 4 its pathetic ending which I won’t go into right now, probably
tho in another of my emails which I will hope tu send out possibly tomorrow.
It was in fact King Golden
who first introduced me tu JBS and his second ex-wife and without boring u with
the details of “Who knew what and when did they know it” suffice to say JBS has
yet, despite being involved in prior litigation, knowing better than most the
tricks of the trade that help boost hospital earnings, tu master a “boomerang”
altho his biological son brought one back with him on their recent trip to
Australia, and of course I remain somewhat concerned about JBS’ gun collection
that Marie assures me is under “lock & key.”
We all pay 4 the “polishing”
of locks whether u live in Spain or here in the United States where it
continues to rain on the east coast ad-infinitum which contributes not just to
the ill health of those doing the polishing mostly in 3rd World
countries but to our economies since the pricing of those locks is very much determined
like everything out there that we in the 1st World consume, the cost
of insurance.
And again, the need to nail
down the engineering making certain u have a design that wont have an ignoramus
like me catching my short stogy fingers in the creases and I see no reason why
u wouldn’t add in the disclosure pamphlet, “Should u consider using this device
4 autoerotica then may we suggest u contact King Golden or his nearest living
relative.”
Now u must know by now I
know a number of things about what greases the machinery, never to be a slave
to anyone and to treat one’s laborers and neighbors at arms length never getting
to familiar unless one sees a child at risk who could grow up to be each of our
problems which is why more and more folks tuned in to my emails support me in my
efforts to nail down Dr. JBS et al.
By the time the discovery process
is over in that particular lawsuit which I and/or the executors of my estate
will eventually get around to filing u can bet your entire interest in your
father’s novel easel that not only will there be no stone left unturned we may
finally get smart and dispense altogether with nails, at least begin making a
dent in more energy efficient ways to build structures that will last more than
a lifetime without constantly disturbing the earth and the wildlife.
Furthermore any individual
who so much as spoke a single solitary word geared toward defaming my good name,
to mention little of the incredibly strong, water-tight “circumstantial
evidence” I have been painstakingly collecting, may eventually consider
themselves lucky altho as they get more in tune they cum tu appreciate there is
no such thing as luck, to have nothing butt salt tu pour over the fukukta horse
meat they and those moronic enuf to want to break bread alongside them will get
to enjoy along of course with their disgusting farts.
That last paragraph may need
sum cleaning up but I think u get my drift.
And by the way I think u
would agree that a moment doesn’t go by when we allow folks tu interfere with
our sequencing that a stroke or tTOo doesn’t take place perhaps as many as a
billion or more depending on one’s point of view, agree?
In the course of the next 48
hours, I will continue hurling emails geared toward getting folks to wake up
and smell the coffee which is sumthing I look forward tu each and every morning
even tho I know it causes the heart muscle tu pump a hole lot more than necessary
creating a whole lot more than heartache since our system is designed tu “pretty
much” last forever with of course a lot of help provided tu scientists from
above who not only can stay awake tu the wee hours of the morning but know a
thing or too about stretching, just a side note to Professor Klein
of Stanford University.
I believe perhaps a whole
lot of things that have yet to be proven. One thing tho which is 4 certain is
my track record of accomplishments that are all fully documented. My stories
may appear endless but in fact they are simply timeless.
What is 4 certain is that if
u play it straight with me I could be your very best friend but if the choice
is to “duck & dive” then u might as well declare full-on war with me and as
our 10 year-old says, I will repeat to my ever decreasing number of
adversaries, “Let’s get it on.”
Your father has been very
good tu me and so have u been exceedingly helpful on a number of topics but it
is your father who gave the love of my life the necessary guidance needed to
fine tune an incredibly gifted mind providing “my Marie” with more “balance” in
her life that in turn allowed me the opportunity needed tu stretch my limits
without ever missing a beat.
Stretching a canvas, holding
things still, builds endurance which is what most people in this “quick fix” society
seem so hell bent on that they often cannot see the “wood 4 the trees”, much
the same when it comes to mathematics which u know is as pure a language known
to man but that is not tu suggest that the animal kingdom haven’t over the
years despite smaller brains found more effective ways to communicate,
certainly they are less hostile towards each other than “mankind” is to
him-herself.
There is still a Part II of
a Christmas gift I hope to sum day give to our 13 year-old who will be 14 next
month explaining as clear as a whistle what is meant by the word, “oxymoron.”
Certainly those species that
came before us don’t have words like “hate” in their vocabulary nor is it
common place to see animals in the wild overindulge and as incredible as it may
seem to those of us in the western world there are a number of cultures out
there who don’t all behave like savages to mention little of their limited vocabulary.
Overindulgence doesn’t only
manifest itself in the quantities of food we so often just inhale but in the
manner in which we care 4 our young. It is hard to be a perfect parent when
worrying about making ends meet and why I advocate that be4 individuals start
having kids they get to first know who they are first of all, making certain
most of all that they and their future partner share the same value system and
from that point the rest is all downhill and then uphill assuming the sex is
great.
The sex thing tends to
irritate folks as much as my points on view on the matter of “phat” [sic] but
as u will c in time my position on both these subjects is simply designed to
make people think differently and it pays to be “cool” especially if one is
gearing up tu tutor the youth who are all our futures.
The young are sick and tired
of “blood and over priced chewing gum” and I 4 1 intend to help each one of
them make the right call by empowering them with knowledge to question their
wants never to confuse them with needs that ownership of things just like the
ownership of people, i.e. slavery belongs in the Dark Ages, that all our
excesses should be used 4 the better
good including the acquisition of art which tu many is in the eye of the
beholder.
Love,
