From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Saturday, August 07, 2004 5:59 PM
To: Del Mar Times - Editor
Cc: rest; Hershell Price; Michael Willis; FBI; Devin Standard
Subject: Next Symposium {:}...uteri...{:}

 

Mr. Editor ¨C I think given all the wonderful blessings of the day I should temper the exuberance all over the world by reminding folks of why someone as incredibly smart as litigator Bill Lerach, formerly co-chairman of the 2,000 pound gorilla law firm of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach would announce in the spring of 1999 in a rather public way when the top 100 Chief Financial Officers [CFO] of the world¡¯s largest corporations were meeting at the annual Business Week Convention in Phoenix Arizona that the vast majority of their bosses, the Chief Executive Officers [CEO] of the world¡¯s largest corporations didn¡¯t simply have ¡°larceny in their hearts¡± but had on at least one occasion acted on their impulses to die the richest CEOs on the planet bearing in mind that 33 CFOs who answered, ¡°No, we have never been asked to falsify the financial statements of our public corporations¡± were more likely than not, again given my experience in ferreting out criminal wrongdoing from a rather young age, lying thru their teeth.

 

I must just take a quick pee break and why not examine in detail the next hyperlink which details my frustration with Pipee a New Yorker this past spring bearing in mind again someone as incredibly smart as SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Litigator] Bill Lerach knows never to ask a question without knowing a ¡°good deal¡± about the answer, agree?

 

So now u r beginning to understand better the incredible genius behind Mr. Lerach¡¯s one-upmanship on his competition in striking fear into every molecule of well informed senior executives of public corporations that has contributed in no small measure to the financial crisis beckoning at each of our front doors, agree?

 

Risk assessment is my business.

 

Back, feeling possibly equally relieved not to suggest u inhale Aspartame with your coca cola, agree?

 

Refreshing isn¡¯t it to know a little more about how the ¡°real world¡± works, agree?

 

Then again u may never have been in the shoes of a CEO of a public corporation receiving a phone call one day from someone you don¡¯t know but sounds smart, has the gift of the gab to have your assistant place the call thru thinking it was simply one of your lost buddies and be4 u can count to 3 whatever the size of your erection when u got up that morning is long forgotten because u r now faced with a life and death decision, agree?

 

Call in your CFO who may possibly be one of those who answered ¡°No¡± and was not in any state of denial, very possibly having been raised properly to never, never, lie, steal

 

Or

 

Cheat but then again the call was in reference to ¡°actionable wrongs¡± sometimes referred to as ¡°class period¡± just prior to when u took over the helm and u have a meeting with your investment bankers about to execute a $6 billion bond offering and there is a conference call set up with bankers all over the globe, more and more so in China these days, the Chinese u will soon appreciate never sleep unless having sex, their command not so much of numbers but of the United States of America¡¯s manufacturing base giving them the luxury of time very much in their favor as us ¡°phatsos

¡± [sic] begin to implode like never be4 in the history of our species to the point that even if this fictitious CEO were to have as good a command of numbers as say someone such as myself despite my ¡°crappy 3rd World university education¡± he would conclude in a matter of tT¡ÞtT¡Þs to bypass the CFO not think of looking him-herself in the mirror, thinking just in the ¡°flash of an eye¡± of telling the caller to go ¡°F¡± him-herself but at the same time examining the size of their libido, twisting their short hairs for several seconds be4 getting ¡°with the program¡± asking the caller to please call their private offshore banker who would make the necessary arrangements with an offshore insurance carrier handling a piece of his public corporation¡¯s Directors and Officers insurance coverage who has the flexibility to settle such private matters without anyone being the wiser, agree?

 

Does the name Melvyn Weiss Esq. of Milberg Weiss ring a bell which is not to suggest that this 1,000 pound scoundrel attorney who maintains he never once posted up on eRaider.com¡¯s Shareholder Rights Message board forget for the moment messages 26 and 27 who few would argue look a whole lot like this out of control attorney¡¯s ¡°handwriting¡±, the comments at first blush rather innocuous then again when last did u hear the name Professor Aaron BrownNose Brown of the Yeshiva University in New York City whose website is all but dead thanks to 5 years of painstaking effort by yours truly, agree?

 

Sure go ahead and take your time reading my 1046 word email send yesterday to an 8 month employee at the Republican National Committee which some could well argue could have been more stiletto like such as the one I sent Mr. Richard Cooper who I felt was going overboard not to forget reporter Alfonso.

 

Around noon today I got off the phone with the Mrs. ¡°Sum¡± [sic] visiting her daughter and son-in-law, db, my friend who lives 9 miles from the center of London on a farm and like me db¡¯s amazing mother-in-law is a supporter of the Great Great President George W. Bush perhaps more concerned at this moment in time than GWB being evicted from the White House this coming November 8th is the fractured wrist of her eldest grandson, Jake Beare¡¯s budding professional soccer career possibly going down the tubes which combined with the failure of his father yet to consummate the ¡°big deal¡± referenced in this email to a Mr. Norman Lazarus back on September 10th of last year has her daughter, the mother of Jake, more and more likely dependant on her share of the royalties from the sale of my book Manager Minute One, agree?

 

Divorce always, now that Dr. Hawking has finally ¡°fallen on the sword¡± a clear way to ¡°reverse¡± oneself out of a ¡°black hole¡± when all other forms of distraction have been exhausted, agree?

 

Even the moths and mosquitoes could eventually give up on lost souls in their attempts to distract us from our distractions which make life bearable in the short term, like the past and the future coming together in the present the same with the short and long term all being relative depending on one¡¯s perspective, agree?

 

Incredible to believe that 2 people on either side of the world would support someone who according to incredibly well informed people like china TU is no different to Hitler and Idi Amin, then again Mrs. ¡°Sum¡± [sic] who I am led to believe is the President of the American branch of WIZO is wise enough to understand why I keep prodding away at the likes of TU, then again, simply because I break bread with someone who lives on the same street as Ronald ¡°The Finagle King¡± Perelman does not mean that this Wall Street crook¡¯s virulent anti-Semitic behavior hasn¡¯t rubbed off on those he brushes shoulders with leading possibly to why we have today this incredible lapse of memory amongst all the peoples of the world, agree?

 

Proof a function of evidence, the better the evidence the better the proof, agree?

 

My hope is that well be4 my Jewish brothers and sisters are halfway thru building the 450 mile concrete wall in Israel with terrific help from the Palestinian elite they will read some of my missives of how easy it would be for an Islamic fundamentalist to kidnap me, toss me in a 10 foot cell with an encyclopedia

 

Or

 

¡°tT¡Þ¡± [sic] leaving enough laces on my shoes to help me bootstrap my thoughts while gathering my wits as they play back tapes of torturing my Client Partner Wife Marie Dion leading me to cut to the chase, discover a way to short-circuit the learning curve of building a suitcase size nuclear device, agree?

 

When last I gave it thought I felt I could easily accomplish the task well within 24 hours and like anyone who is building a business model seeking funding from sophisticated private bankers such as db I had allowed a 25% cushion meaning that I could very likely accomplish the task for my Iranian kidnappers in well under an hour convincing them that it was in the best interests of their followers to let me go free, promising them by cutting off just one leg below the knew that I would be back in a week allowing me first to c if I could still make love to my CPW MD while thinking about tying up all the loose ends in the event the dirty bomb configuration went off better than our wildest expectations leading the Israelis with hair trigger switches to blink a fraction of a picosecond be4 unloading their Weapons of Mass Destruction!!

 

Quite incredible wouldn¡¯t u agree while everyone seemingly under sun, more than I handful I suspect brain dead, focus on the United States of America not finding WMDs in Iraq, our churches, synagogues, mosques, ¡°buddhishit¡± [sic] temples, Nextraterrestrial believers etcetera etcetera r not flooded with worshippers simply thanking G-D an overstressed Israeli who may know even less than I do about Israel¡¯s ¡°constant state of alert¡± might decide to test out his

 

Or

 

Her belief in G-D by using that 450 mile incredibly false sense of security as a smokescreen?

 

U do recall that it was an Israeli brother of mine who saw infinite wisdom in murdering an enlightened leader willing to give peace a chance, and not some bomber equally tortured into believing they were ¡°high and mighty¡± as the one Almighty SMART G-D, agree?

 

U in your infinite wisdom beginning more to understand why Mrs. ¡°Sum¡± [sic] given the irrefutable ¡°smoking gun proof¡± in possession of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party would support me bothering with the likes of TU who has become essentially speechless since I provided him with the obfuscation by Ms. Laurie ¡°Thought¡± Black of the highest order in a format back on July 23rd, a complaint geared toward 6th graders and up, agree?

 

Immediately after sending u this email earlier today I turned off my computer, walked passed one of the Willis Brothers who was in the middle of coaching 2 beginner surfers managing tho to give me the biggest hug while blasting my one ear with, ¡°My Jewish Brother¡± followed up with, ¡°Hey u know we r poor just trying to get by in this world just upon a smile¡± [sic] and of course I gave him, I think it was Michael, my biggest smile letting him know how much I valued his support before heading up the road to the flower shop where I purchased $15, California sales tax included, of flowers leaving a note for Mr. and Mrs. Hershell Price on one of the flower shop¡¯s preprinted cards that read,

 

¡°Our thoughts and prayers are with you¡±

 

striking out the ¡°a¡± in the word ¡°prayers¡± and placing an ¡°e¡± on top and naturally after the ¡°you¡± I placed in brackets a ¡°sic¡±.

 

Then I lounged around the Starbucks at 15th Street and Highway 101 for quite a while listening to all the chatter, lots of South African accents before heading over to the Del Mar Times where I ran into the owner of the Del Mar Times, Mr. Jelly of Jelly Realty who looked like he was sitting in your seat and for about 10 minutes we pretty much chatted about everything under the sun, Mr. Jelly impressing upon me in no uncertain terms your independence from his incredibly successful real estate operation, agree?

 

I was not quite certain of the exact time I left but if Mr. Jelly were to take a look at the call log on his cell phone through triangulation I would say I was out of there by around 11 AM PST be4 heading over to the Board and Brew sandwich shop where I ran into a lady who happened to be very interested in my poor, poor, poor dog, Pypeetoe and so after giving this lady driving a beefed up black Mercedes, married to a South African accountant my website www.nextraterrestrial.com and telling her to email me for the breeder of Pypeetoe I headed on down to my former landlord Mr. Greg Beckham in search of my camera, GB not to be confused with the English Soccer star who I heard someone mentioning over at Starbucks was just ¡°over the moon¡± possibly celebrating over the next 6 months with my friend Yasmine Martin, the General Manager of Peru Rail, the English soccer star having got rid finally of his anorexic wife.

 

At this very moment there r big time celebrations going on all over the world, folks jumping for joy especially in those overweight households hearing possibly for the very first time the extent to which I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exposing their uteri.

 

So important to contain our arrogance and acknowledge our weaknesses, most of all be man-woman enough to admit when one has made a mistake, agree?

 

But I took great pride when turning on my computer for the first time since I shut it down at 10:34 AM PST to see that Mr. Hershell Price who never replied to any of the emails I sent him following the workshop at the Del Mar City council¡¯s broadcast studio on Monday July 19th including the first one simply asking for the email addresses of our elected officials, forwarded to me at 10:38 AM PST an email he broadcasted apparently yesterday, Friday, August 6th at 10:14 AM PST to a bunch of his supporters and while ¡°collapsing into a heap of tears¡±, withdrawing from the City Council race has the gall after poking fun at Mr. Bud Emerson who made an excellent case why he shouldn¡¯t run for a seat on the Del Mar City Council, Hershell using the Del Mar Times to counterpunch in the most cowardly manner ends his broadcast to his followers:

 

¡°It became evident early on - with the publication of the Bud Emerson piece in the Del Mar Times - that my wife¡¯s position, not my abilities or my service to my community, was surely to be used against me.  This type of warfare is despicable but some in our community will reach to any depths to get their way and therefore I should have expected this type of treatment.  Pam especially did not deserve these attacks and I find his actions unforgivable...

 

Because my Email list is surely incomplete, please pass this message on to others you know in our community.  Enjoy the day here in beautiful Del Mar.

 

Mr. Editor, I would expect u to still give very serious consideration to publishing my 746 word The Fish Rots From The Head Down letter if only to show how Mr. Bud Emerson was very much on the mark which is not to suggest by any stretch of the imagination I agree with everything Mr. Emerson has said in the past altho let me make it perfectly clear I am genuinely envious of his long hair.

 

Again, nothing whatsoever to stop u from publishing the communiqu¨¦ I sent last evening to the RNC.

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser