From: Gary S

From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, October 17, 2003 12:24 PM
To: Margaret, operator of the Ccrest Café in Minehead, England; Aaron"BrownNose" Brown

Cc: rest
Subject: Time out 4 developing cognitive skills

Margaret,

I can’t wait to try the Beef Yorkshire and although u might not attract kosher people or vegetarians no matter how incredible it all tastes no doubt there will be other things on the menu such as scones and Somerset cream and your incredible jam to mention little of my being equally certain that nothing would go to waste.

Who knows perhaps someone like Derrick Beare will drop by this weekend, a couple of hours or so ago, 9:20AM PST, having put the phone down to Derrick who I expect to call me back after he has finished preparing dinner for his entire household, possibly first having a game of soccer with his two kids, a 5 set tennis match with his incredible wife before then bathing and putting his kids to bed.

U have possibly come across the Greek expression I use, The Fish Rots From The Head Down and sum could make the argument that holding on to the tail could leave one therefore in the “pound seats”; we know, however, from G-D-Nature not to chase our tails so many folks forgetful of Evolution having long since got rid of our tails.

Just this very moment I noticed that Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown of eRaider.com finally responded to my posting of sum too weeks ago, hi Professor, and I might just take my time in getting back to him and his handlers although I have yet to read what he wrote paying just attention to the time of his post, 9:21AM PST.

All I want tu c is lots of love but when u r a not very happy person to begin with, remembering

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything

And that

Sum

Things

Are

Built tTOo

Last.

Evolution?

how can one even begin to talk about love, i.e. trust and respect when so much of the world is so very sick, wouldn’t u agree Professor?

I am not into teaching people who have been MOBBED as in, “Moved Off Balance By Educated Kids” [sic] even how tu fish, yesterday’s afternoon festivities at our new beach house in Del Mar a perfect illustration, Lisa M. a little earlier stopping by The Cave to pick up her purse, spending about 10 minutes giving her my perspective how in so many ways we are fortunate by all the distractions going on in each of our lives otherwise those folks the very small amount of individuals around the globe actually responsible for producing things of value, adding value, as opposed to people like Professor Brown at best taking up space, who don’t have their assets mostly offshore would be doing what Lisa and her husband Whip, Devin, Marie and I did most of yesterday which was absolutely nothing but having a jolly good time living “the life of Riley.”

Of course if we got really desperate we could hop along to a K-Mart or Walmart or a COSCO just up the road and when no one was looking instead of stealing a steak or too we could all either individually or collectively simply lay down on an isle floor, probably in the center isles where all the unhealthy and expensive food items are stored, the perimeter section geared toward those already in shape, the women looking at muscular toning of the men walking by, the men just content to look at a fragment of say panty liner and as soon as a clerk who is not on strike were to walk on by, again either individually or collectively we cry out in pain, “My poor back” followed up with brain scans up the kazoo, phone calls to ambulance chasing attorneys the more successful in places like St. Johns in and around the Caribbean who not only know a thing or too about maritime law but are as heavily armed as the pirates frequenting those waters that the insurance companies prefer to keep quiet much as they are doing about the pending crisis that will be the death of most if not all of them, Part 8 of my 8 Part mini series to Diana Henriques yet tu be broadcast, hi Diana.

Margaret, I don’t know if Ms. Henriques is related to Princess Diana but perhaps she will feel more comfortable in responding to you than she feels the need to get back to me, confirming, given her own bout with repetitive stress syndrome that sum 75% of all injuries, outside of the brain damage done by over controlling parents, are soft-tissue in nature.

It is probably worth noting at this time that most folks are already so much in debt and cannot therefore contribute their “fair share” toward the debt of the world to mention little of the $7 trillion odd debt just here in the United States that amounts to upwards of $100,000 per American the vast majority already very much in debt particularly when one considers that much of those supposedly in a “positive equity” position have their wealth in the form of real estate holdings, principally their principal residence, and as go the insurance companies, so goes the stock market, so goes real estate, not necessarily in that order, i.e. we are all poor other than those of us who have our art and most importantly our intellectual property.

In other words once those very small fraction of individuals like Mr. Newell Starks who contribute toward the Gross Domestic Product of a country particularly one such as the United States that is all butt service oriented wake up to how the major league players operate, not just those smart ones who left the markets aways back sitting on the sidelines to buy up “management friendly” opportunities such as Stratos Light Wave, a whole lot of bucks already made as their stock price plummeted sum 98%, but those a whole lot more sophisticated that a genius financial engineer like Mr. Starks who “operate offshore” they will join the likes of us for more bloody Marys, Martinis, never though to drink & drive, particularly a Mini Cooper S, zero room 4 error on a Ducati ST4s to mention little of “Hail Maries” [sic], Storm Trooper time no really all that far off unless folks like u get with the program, real quick, and I am not talking about soliciting shareholders at this time, the money to pay out Shareholder Class Action Litigation complaints fast drawing to a close.

4 his services to Sterling Holding Company which I apparently have sum interest in, Mr. Starks receives what is referred to here in the United States as “W2” or “1099” income which means that at least that part of his income relating to the “Shareholder Hostile-Management friendly” takeover of Stratos Light Wave, sum $20,000 per month gets reported to the Internal Revenue Service leaving him with not much more than $10K per month to buy household items such as toilet paper, mascara, a down payment on plastic surgery, blah blah.

Which of course doesn’t touch sides with his other monthly commitments such as psychiatrists, kids’ soccer snacks, etcetera etcetera otherwise why in Heaven’s name wouldn’t Newell pay me back the miniscule $40,000 he owes me that has the likes of Robert Ferrell Bank of America all “up in arms” not tu suggest that he or anyone else working 4 Bank of America are Nazis.

Make no mistake though the fundamentals of the world economy despite our ability to produce more goods and services to feed each and everyone on this planet and then some, are worse today than as I have been saying time and again than anytime perhaps in the past 77,000 odd years give or take a couple due to the imprecision of carbon dating, the problem is a nutshell is love, or tu be more precise, lack thereof, of trust and respect.

So why u may ask have the markets no yet imploded and the truth of the matter is that I cannot give u good mathematical reasoning despite my ability to compute pretty well but it does though have everything to do with the fact that if u lack cognitive skills no reasoning in the world will sway u, best illustrated once again with how well to mention little of yesterday’s festivities ending peacefully.

But were it not for the level headedness of the co-executor of my estate, Mr. Devin Standard who knows how Whip, a 6 foot 3 inch former American football linebacker for the New York Giants and Minnesota Vikings could have reacted to my badgering him to engage in meaningful dialogue when all he was interested in was making love to Devin who is 6 foot and ¾ inches and possibly pound for pound the strongest person on the planet other than my friend Guy Friedman an Israeli Special Forces trained commando.

There was though this rather large nude painting of Marie high up on the vaulted ceilings of the living room that was almost as appealing to Whip who is as white as anyone I know other Marie’s former husband Dr. JBS while Devin is as black as the ace of spades, at least this is all my opinion.

The fact that there not one table was broken or a single crystal glass smashed is either further proof of G-D or my imagination run wild, take your pick, hi Jeff.

Unlike the “collateral damage” once can c in folks suffering from degenerative diseases such as Parkinsons and Alzheimers, Professor Kelly of Scripps Research here in La Jolla, California once using with me the analogy of a racecar racing through Del Mar at the "heat of night" traveling at light speed throwing out grenades and most of the folks going "quack quack quack...the attack must have come from the ocean", given the fact that a United States Marine base is just up the road, there wasn’t even a spill to mention little of the “road kill” email I hope to send out later today to Kirk Hulet Esq. other than the initial spill I created when I loaded up the Vodka possibly confused with Devin describing how cowboys riding stagecoaches, oftenX in a hurry would be brought draft beer by the most incredible looking waitresses in these yard glass containers.

There have been a number of interruptions this morning that I will not bother u with but with it now exactly 12:00PM PST I will use this email to invite both Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. as well as Kirk Hulet Esq. as well as anyone else copied on this email wanting to join Devin Standard and I 4 lunch once again on the deck of the Plaza in downtown Del Mar be4 heading 4 a late afternoon cocktail at our beach house.

I was, as u know, raised Orthodox Jewish, and although we have our fair share of diseases alcoholism is something rather foreign to me not that I never saw anyone drunk in the 21 odd years I lived in South Africa the best recollection I have is of Sol Kersner’s youngest daughter from his first marriage paraletically drunk at my friend Cliff Benn’s house, hi Cliff; although it could possibly have been Cliff, Sol’s youngest daughter and Cliff looking very much alike particularly if one was stoned which is not tu suggest that just because our region of Africa produced the best pot in the world in any way shape or form contributed to people like Penny Coelen winning Miss World but who really is to say what is up or down in this very topsy turvy curvy world, agree?

Suffice to say it is very "refishing" thanks to The Internet our ability tu go “backwards & forwards” to the point of now getting things all squared away and despite the disconnects I continue to give u the benefit of the doubt for the simple reason I failed to put in writing the deal both Marie and I thought was perfectly clear, but then again I have this peculiar accent made up of Chinese, Portuguese, South African, Russian, German, French, Dutch and English with a twang of American thrown in 4 good measure that at times confuses me.

So much so, so lets just say we begin again although I would very much like it if you would go back to when u took over and lay things out in the format I described in my E-mail of October 9^th letting me know how much Marie+I can expect from past business should you get yourself into the black.

Furthermore I don’t wont to be either in control of your business, i.e. how much you are paying for raw materials or labor other than u being smart enough to use the very best of both or for that matter do I want to be looking over your shoulder having the likes of Augusto coming in to do an “audirt

” [sic] of every single invoice and bill produced to mention little of how much you feed yourselves off the business.

Again, fortunately or unfortunately depending on one’s perspective Devin Standard who has apparently as much success as me at attracting the very best and worst, hi Po-li, or to put it a different way brings out the very best and worst in people, happened to be around having both the knowledge and skill, black belts up the kazoo plus a father just a phone call away who happens to be the president-elect of the New York Bar Association who I assume has a mandate to keep sum 70,000 members gainfully employed, Devin while still over at the Plaza using my cell phone to confirm his father’s swearing in ceremony and G-D willing we will all soon meet up again in New York City.