From: Gary S. Gevisser [
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Subject: RE: When the dial...
Rick, I am under the gun tu get a number of things out today
in preparation 4 a series of trips, part of the "road show" tu get M
Marie who is over at our cabin but very much in my thoughts
continues to implore me, “stick to business” but in order to keep things
interesting much like when wanting tu be a fashion plate without
buying up the store making the shop owner dependant on one or too “big hitters”
there is the need to “mix & match”,
blending in at times so as tu not make the fukukta boring neighbors to ill at
ease much like what we see with landscape paintings with to many brush strokes
and then coming out at night “dressed tu kill” on
say the back of my Ducati where precision is a little more critical as say in
portraiture, careful though not tu lite a fire unless it is a “backfire” and of
course I am not the perfect neighbor given the noise created by the “Crotch Rocket”
even when it is idling.
A few minutes ago, 7/10/03 5:08
PM PST tu be precise I posted a reply tu Professor “BrownNose” Brown’s non-response
posting from the day before. When I am done with a couple or so more emails I
will post this updated
communication that should allow 4 easier reading.
Last night I returned to Marie’s house coasting probably a
good mile with my engine turned off so as not tu further disturb the neighbors,
having left just after
Tu find out more about those events u will need to click on
tu this
hyperlink altho I will possibly send out your email first.
My plan is tu call u first thing Saturday morning and once
we have our issues out of the way that shouldn’t take more a minute, certainly
no more than 3 then I would like 4 u tu stay on the line as I connect us up
with the gentleman who was supposed tu take care of the “financing, marketing,
sales & distribution” of your father’s ingenious easel, my intention
tu impress upon u a number of things
beginning with my ability tu cut tu the chase, making mincemeat out of someone
who has the audacity tu produce what looks like a very well thought through
agreement, on parched stationary no doubt, believing that since your father is
so trusting & forgiving that even after having dropped the ball several
years back, not spoken with Sebastian in “more than a year” has the gall tho tu
tell your “out of this world” father earlier today,
“Sebastian… I was just
thinking of calling u...
Yes, I very much intend tu
continue being involved with this project...
Now u r telling me that the
person who is going tu be calling me later is The Pisser? I don’t think I have
heard of him. Surely he is not related David Gevisser,
Christ Almighty, not part of the Moshal
Gevisser Group of Companies?...
I thought Sol Moshal had long
since buried those sons of bitches…
And now u r telling me there is a
Yank grandson who is married tu a witch?...
And he is not gay?...
U r kidding around with me,
Sebastian?...---…
Sebastian there was a longer than
usual pause on your end or maybe I am just in need of a pacemaker?...
Look if u r insisting that I
speak with The Pisser perhaps u could have sumone else on the line with him,
say one of your trusted sons?...
I am prepared right now tu
renounce all rights I have tu this incredible invention of yours but why didn’t
u tell me when I first suckered u into signing this nonsensical agreement that
u had a knuckleball thrower just waiting in the wings, remember I’m
your friend [sic]?
Rick, quite frankly if I had this yoyo’s email address I
would copy him on this email just to give him a “heads up” much like
what I have in mind for
I will, however, spell things out for you at this time in
“black &
white.”
Your father is an accomplished professional painter and he
is 76 years-young though he like most together folk don’t think any differently
than when he was a kid playing in a sandbox, the Roman coliseum
in Sagunto quite a spot tu sit back and daydream on what it would mean to have heaven
on earth.
I think he is at the point in his life, having produced his
best pieces, his energy, pulse and eyesight not quite what it was 15-20 years
ago, still though producing amazing work but who knows, he might surprise us –
who are we to judge?
He has been really enthusiastic about this easel for going
on 20 years and the results of his labor on this project alone speak volumes.
This is your payback time for the genes your father as well
as your incredible mother both contributed to you. Obviously, you are a great
engineer despite you not exploiting your talents in the way that your parents
would like or that they think is befitting someone with a Masters Degree from a
university like UCSD.
Now I would have liked to throw in the word “fukukta” before
the “university” but I know that Marie who is over at our cabin waiting 4 me tu
bring dinner remains looking over my shoulder saying, “Keep it serious, don’t
play the fool.”
Your father says you are pragmatic and I think I have
covered all your objections in previous emails, if not we can discuss them when
we talk this Saturday in the late afternoon your time. My understanding is that
you are back in
It should be a pleasant ongoing project because all the
elements of success are covered.
I am the numbers guy and Marie is the business woman, i.e. I
think there is a distinct possibility despite all the business offers Marie has
been receiving of late she will act as “liaison” in helping pull this
altogether assuming Raye Ann sees it in her interest to spend less time baby
sitting some of the pitiful but caring individuals salivating to get a seat
next to “G-d Himself” as opposed tu producing masterpieces of her own.
Trust me the task of getting u and me into tip-top-shape
condition is not all that difficult and remember u have a whole month left tu
make love tu girlfriend and then u can bring her over tu Minehead, England,
have your own room with a view out front of the Bristol Channey and Wales in
the foreground and out of your side window the beginning of a trek through a
plush green forest that leads into Burgundy Chapel and maybe we can do sum little excavating of
our own, with the proper approvals, of course.
And if need be I can vouch for the fact that Marie could use
a whip if push came to shove.
She is though nothing more than a honeybee as long as u
don’t talk to much, after watching, the birds do it. 4 sum reason I just cannot
get that praying mantis who bites the head off of her male lover out of my
head.
I have your father’s best interests at heart as well as
yours. Obviously you are the engineer to nail down the
efficiencies of what I can assuredly attest to is one already incredible
product that even in its present state could be sold to 75% of the worldwide
market but of course I would like to see you all getting 100% market share.
Now assuming I cannot get Marie tu go along with this
“liaison,” position since she has already agreed tu editing the first draft of
M
Marie can be a witch, good hearted without a doubt, but
never mind her twitch meaning that whatever electricity she generates she
remains perfectly grounded, just don’t have her lead you along a path crossing
a lake in place like Knysna Forest in South Africa unless of cause you have no
problem ending up wet, fully clothed.
The bottom line is that we have everything covered, the
easel is an extension of Sebastian’s persona – it is vibrant and exciting and
most of all I believe it will keep him both alive and more importantly healthy.
A great mind is a terrible thing to let go tu waste and why I keep
going back again and again to what things must have been like in the beginning.
The 3 words, "In the beginning...”↔בראשית" which
are just one word in Hebrew made up of 6 letters which as I have enumerated be4
sound like, "Beret s.h.e.i.t". As in, “In the beginning [there was]
she, he and it, it being the animal kingdom, plants etcetera,
etcetera.
Time is everything tu me right now and while writing 4 other
emails at the same time I am also trying to make hotel reservations 4 New York
altho I am hoping that
As u can c I have had sum difficulty with JetBlue
which I mite add Mr. Krinsk recommended which reminds me I have less than 24
hours tu go according to Mr. Krinsk when I will be allowed to "take my gloves
off" and go at it "at will."
The other day I received a call from an individual who knows
I have more than a fleeting interest in
Suffice tu say that according to this source who heard this
pitiful story from another 3rd party, i.e. no corroboration, after
Mr. Perelman and his aide checked out of this plush Beverly Hills hotel instead
of the maid service being called in tu clean up after this "pig"
and/or "piglet"
were done more than simply “farting around” a "hazardous materials waste
unit" was summoned tu clean up not just the odd broken lamp “butt human
feces splattered all over the suite" [sic].
Now I must tell u altho the batteries on my cell phone were
running out I was in an excellent cell reception area looking at a house our
ten-year-old Jonathan thought was rather cool. Earlier in the day Marie had all
but signed and sealed a deal tu sell her house in no small measure due to the
"popularity" of www.sellnext.com
and mite I add without any brokers involved tu mush things up.
Altho there was a "4 Sale" [sic] outside this one
of a kind, "Garden of Eden" home in Solano Beach it is hard tu say
exactly what drove me up this rather narrow and steep driveway where we found
the broker taking care of a "family crisis" no possibility of blaming
a spouse since this lady with lineage not all that much different from my own
had used a sperm bank as opposed tu the increased risk of ending up with
someone like a Dr. JBS or possibly worse
This lady’s mother was born in
Of course I understand the fascination with guns but lately
more so than ever Jonathan seems to be getting more and more into guns and
perhaps it is just the age or possibly what he has picked
up when in his biological father’s custody, who knows?
Which reminds me of my friend
“Hey Buster, my daughter is
10 years-old and pretty impressionable right now and I think it would be a good
idea if u didn’t leave your underwear or your g-strings lying around, if need
be have Mr. Glass employ a maid who can also help u in keeping your panties
clean” [sic].
I look forward to speaking with you on Saturday, remember if
nothing else to email me the telephone number and no need tu set aside more
than a total of 15 minutes assuming
-----Original Message-----
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Subject: RE: When
the dial...
Hi Gary,
I'd like to discuss this with you in person. If you can, please call me in
communicate with you through conversation.
I am a very slow reader, and often times misinterpret what I
read.
Nonetheless, I've copied your mail to my
orrnitorrinco@hotmail.com account,
and I'm responding from here. Please write to this account from now on.
Thanks
best wishes,
Rick
