From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
Friday, June 27, 2003 6:31 PM
To: 'richard capella'
Subject: RE: When the dial...

 

 

Rick, u won't mind me being real assertive in answering all your objections in a relatively short manner since u don’t have the attention span.

 

Internecine fiting is the bloodiest and since sum say I am losing my identity possibly receiving a life sentence having with just minutes to go before the deadline, hand-submitted my “trial-by-mail” tu avoid a “moving violation” appearing on my 3-year unblemished driving record, the odds are “slim & none” tu be gained by suggesting I am interfering, never letting anything cum between those I care about and of course u must have come across my oft repeated, never having let my formal education interfere with my learning?

 

 

Your lofty father Sebastian who I don’t think has hit a tennis ball in a while doesn’t see any problem in me involved in the financial issues since its my area of expertise and I am doing this as a friend of Sebastian altho in the event Marie sells her house and we are “down & out” with no one willing tu “pick su

 up” [sic] off the street then I mite suggest to your mother and father that they let us pitch a tent on their rarely used tennis court, the other option is tu assert squatter’s rights on Mr. Krinsk’s.

 

There is nothing more complex than someone tinkering with a perfectly balanced machine to mention little of it being unstable 4 all parties and very possibly self-destructive.

 

A perfect example of this was Hitler who used a finely tuned society albeit forced tu grovel 4 not having “made out” better at the treaty of Versailles, tu wreck havoc on others, before imploding.

 

There is little “make up” in my “make up” to mention little of the abundant set of facts contained within my “to long” [sic] emails that has the likes of even someone like Jeffrey Krinsk Esq. who it is hard to dislike remaining gainfully employable altho he could soon throw his hat in the ring 4 King of England while finding the time tu read sum if not all of what I write knowing that there is sum “gold in them hills” my first of all being smart enuf tu marry one of your father’s better students and naturally had Ray Anne been available, i.e. could dispose of her husband Larry, tibia, fibula et al including his collarbone then the choice would have been much tougher.

 

Now tu be clear on this point of my getting married just tu make Jeffrey happy so that I could get more favors out of him be advised that it was all Marie’s planning, i.e. her way of using him. 4 all I know Marie + Jeffrey have entered into a conspiracy knowing that I plan to be buried at c without any “song & dance”, i.e. my sudden disappearance wouldn’t cause even a slite twitch of muscle amongst my adversaries those unlike Sammy “Shoe Shine” Haim who may not be addicted “tu to botex” [sic], on the death certificate the cause of death, ”suicide.”

 

Sum, like Mr. George G. Hurst Esq., Marie’s former husband’s attorney, mite simply see me at this time as “unstable” rather than “unstable & self-destructive” incapable of both “tactical & strategic” reasoning which is what I read into your email below when u state unequivocally, “In the absence of serious funding, and a serious development plan, it will continue as a slow, step-by-step process.”

 

The one and only issue in your father’s easel being a bloc-buster success and u may know that I own bloc-buster.com is the extent that u could be called in as witness in sum fabricated class-action product liability complaint brought about possibly by a party such as Marie’s ex-husband, JBS, whose attorney will soon be placed on notice that my projected losses, i.e. damages and expenses approach not < $1 million; furthermore that my colleague, Jeffrey Krinsk Esq. and his extensive legal reputation will be offered tu bare on the subject matter, pleadings tu boot, providing me with the benefit of his recommendations tu make short thrift of any parties getting in the way of the relief which I am entitled tu.

 

With that said u should feel comfortable that I will have all the bases covered and in the event of my death, disablement or even dismemberment your father’s “rights and privileges” as the owner of the novel easel will be protected by the best, finest and fittest including the likes of Devin Standard who may soon throw his hat in the ring to become King of Austria as well as Germany.

 

Now if your intention is to become King of Spain, just say so and I will contribute towards Sebastian painting your portrait just like he did 4 the other royalty of Europe.

 

So instead of beating around the bush with goobledikook just make hay while the sun shines over the next month or so in Spain, then hop over to England and join Marie + I + the kids in Minehead, England before heading back to California to do what cannot wait another day.

 

In a nutshell, we’ve heard your issues and don’t see them as worth anything more than the paper they are written on which ties in with a gentleman I just met over here at Kinkos in El Cajon who was giving me sum rather interesting information on water related matters that I was not familiar with, i.e. that the cost of geothermal power is 6 cents versus 0.03 cents per kilowatt hour 4 gas powered generators; moreover that the company he works 4, Ashton Oil, provide the chemicals that now keep “tons of generators costing $50-$60 million each in mothballs” brout on by the energy crisis a summer or so back which was nothing more than the figment of the imagination of Wall Street players.

 

The bottom line is that we have the funding, the plan and the means to do it all with or without u, that is my opinion. In the end your father will have the final say unless he doesn’t keel over and die from laughter since this is all rather tragically funny, agree?

 

When last did u read about a fukukta item such as an easel, remember we are not talking about building a space rocket tu Puto, Jeffrey possibly as the hour strikes 6:30PM PST already on Mars, having taken more than a single discussion let alone “years” which reminds me of this one former client of mine, Solly Krok, who upon hearing that Victor Kiam, the man who bought the Remington shaving company because his wife talked so much so much so but obviously he didn’t have “the Matzso balls” hand baked by my wretched step-grandmother to step up to the plate, leaving Solly to clean up and of course I was then called in to clean up after Solly.

 

In other words, this is not the time, place, nor do any of us have the patience 4 any more power struggles.

 

Please listen to Symbolistic White Walls, take too aspirin if need be then when u wake up call your dad, tell him u love him and that once u have spent another month in Spain relaxing translating the game of tennis from English into Spanish before then visiting with me + Marie + the too kids in England between July 26th and August 12th altho we may actually spend a few days at the Prada Museum in Spain u will head back to California and make a killing.

 

Love,

 

Gary

 

 

From: richard capella [mailto:rickycapella@hotmail.com]
Sent:
Thursday, June 26, 2003 4:02 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: When the dial...

 

Hi Gary,

 

Regarding your mails, I kindly request you only write to my

orrnitorrinco@hotmail.com account, as this account

(rickycapella@hotmail.com) gets filled very quicly, and once clogged, no

mails get through to me.  So must I carefully balance my incoming mail on

both accounts, so as to not overload neither.

 

Regarding my dad, and the easel project, I've been in touch with him.  We've

had many discussions about it over the years.  This is a delicate and

complex issue for my father and I that requires a great deal of tact and

care.  It has been, and will continue to be discussed and argued heavily

between the two of us.  In the absence of serious funding, and a serious

development plan, it will continue as a slow, step-by-step process.  For

now, I'll be discussing this potential project with him over the phone in

person.

 

Aside from the two issues above, I extend my typical appology for not

thouroughly reading your mails, as they are simply too long and involved for

my short attention span.

as always, best regards Gary,

Rick

P.S. will you be coming to Europe/Spain any time soon?