From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 03, 2003 3:55 PM
To: 'david.altman'
Cc: Zimasa Qanda (zqanda@webmail.co.za); Devin@Vcilink. Com (devin@vcilink.com); Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com); gremeltech; Ghurst (ghurst@hurst-hurst.com)
Subject: RE: Where is Raed / Salaam Pax

 

David – I managed tu get to the website below but frankly I just couldn’t get into the text, i.e. boring.

 

My focus-goal is straightforward; providing practical solutions to solve the problems of the world; any idiot can chronicle “blood & guts” just watch the evening news, so unless that schmuck who lives in Baghdad is looking to develop a chronology of events to bring about a class-action or antitrust lawsuit what exactly are his economic solutions, slim and none, agree?

 

In a matter of minutes unless my wife and the kids show up sooner to pick me on the way to the Del Mar Fair I will be sending Trevor Manuel a follow up E-mail to the one I sent him back on September 2nd of last year. I have no idea if the email address is good or even if Patti still works for the genius Minister of Finance or 4 that matter whether Trevor is still the Minister of Finance, perhaps possibly now living in exile in France?

 

I would like you, however, to hand deliver to our buddy Trevor the email that I will be sending out shortly, and it will be less than the 22,000 word email I last sent him, of that u can go to the bank and of course I have now deposited, “The Check.”

 

This past Wednesday when I met with Jeffrey Krinsk to discuss a number of things besides for what each of us has planned this coming 4th of July weekend in addition to saluting the American Flag that now hangs proudly on the pole in front of Stonehenge II I never did get into with this “skilled & experienced” attorney the opportunities to not only make a “handsome buck” in South Africa but in the process do a whole lot of good and of course I have you to do more than simply run things up the pole, agree?

 

Altho u would be one of the first to agree that I’m not the easiest person in the world to get along with I am though pretty good at solving problems, that getting one’s arms around sumthing especially if is “chewy, crunchy & sweet” is all butt second nature tu me, just don’t rub me up the wrong way, agree?

 

U and I made quite a team back in 1995 altho neither of us made out like “band-ids” [sic] for reasons pretty crystal clear in my previous communications to the Minister of Finance to mention little of the fact that if he didn’t have his fist up his ass while the other fist lacked the sensitivity to even sense from which direction the wind was blowing, the economic situation in South Africa would be a whole lot better, agree?

 

I caught a quick glimpse of a headline in today’s newspaper about President Bush’s upcoming trip to South Africa and there is reference to our “homeland” being the “powerhouse” that will “lite up” [sic] the rest of Africa, really?

 

Would u be comfortable with a government audit detailing where outside of South Africa “our” enriched uranium stockpiles are being kept and what security forces outside of those protecting Mr. “Gadfly Ghandi” [sic] can be relied on not to refrain from making their own “dirty bomb” and this of course assumes u could in fact find an “au-dirt-or” [sic] worth their salt willing to sign off knowing that the likes of me and JRK may soon be breathing down their necks, agree?

 

Now, don’t get me wrong I have absolutely no evidence that when members of the “rag tag” union of disaffected states “came & went” they carried more than their passports altho “futuregold contracts don’t necessarily weigh that much, very likely tho worth more than their weight in gold, agree?

 

Now, don’t get me wrong on this “rag trade” [sic] business which could have folks like my step-father wondering where it will be safe for him and my mother tu land their private jets once I disclose to the “authorities” exactly how the 3rd largest industry in the world is so “out of control-logic” [sic] i.e. beyond the control of the most sophisticated “money laundering” tracking teams on this planet, agree?

 

Now, I don’t know 4 a fact that my folks actually own even one private jet given the fact that if it anything were to go wrong, i.e. my mother “slips & falls” who the hell would Alan Zulman sue, certainly I doubt any insurance company I were tu advise would consider either of them a “good risk: and come to think of it I don’t really know today who is really capable of getting “proper & adequate” coverage, agree?

 

No one likes to keep looking behind since it is no guarantee of what twists in the road are up ahead, nothing quite like the rally cry, The meek WITH TEETH Shall Inherit The Earth, agree?

 

David, I look forward to introducing you to both Jeffrey Krinsk and Devin Standard, co-trustees of my estate, who may end up using the island of Mauritius or the Seychelles to “lob” their spears, and of course I would expect u to be able talk Britney Spears in coming out to South Africa to help wake up the ungrateful, “brain-dead-beat” dads such as our Dr. JBS whose attorney Mr. George G. Hurst missed today’s “cashiers check” deadline, unsurprisingly?

 

Surprise, surprise, my surplus continues to abound, Manager Minute One now cooking big time so much so that I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised if Democratic Presidential hopeful, Senator John “over my dead body” Kerrey, throws in a buck or too. He has a buck or too, I am told about a $100 million from baking cookies but thought he was going to hit it really big when he married Theresa Heinz, widow to the Senator who “cashed & burned” [sic] smart enuf tho to first whisper in to his wife’s ear, “check with The Pisser to make certain before getting married again that u have an iron-clad prenuptial contract”, agree?

 

Should u happen to see a “HELP WANTED” sign outside of a Wimpie Hamburger operation please take a photo and I will forward it on to Mr. George G. Hurst Esq. 

 

By the way I received an email yesterday that a new attorney has been assigned my case. His name apparently is John Riley at [619] 234-4040. I called the number without success when heading back to the cabin yesterday afternoon after picking up our marriage certificate since sum folks obviously think the marriage bit was simply a hoax and with Mr. Krinsk’s urging I even managed to accomplish getting a new passport application processed altho the lady handling the paperwork thought it would take “a miracle” to get it issued before we leave this July 26th for England, making certain as certain can be that there is “proper & adequate” security in place at all our favorite “hang out” spots in the event of a “break in”.

 

And of course u know as well as anyone I know the best insurance policy is making certain G-d knows we are doing the right thing, agree?

 

Just like u knew u could always count on me so I have always known that when push came tu shove u are a stand up guy and of course u are a lot of fun to be around, why else would the most beautiful women in the world want to be around u, certainly it isn’t only because of the size of your brain and of course u are no where near as bad looking as I have made out.

 

Now be a “good boy” and let Trevor know that when “I mean business, I mean business.” It may help to remind him that I only needed to run A Name From Here You Can Trust Over There once, that it caught the attention of not only folks like Solly Krok but members of the former regime who visited with me at 100 Wilshire Blvd, Santa Monica and by the time I was done with them not only did I know for certain that the Gevisser name still meant a great deal in South Africa I had all the evidence I needed that when the time came for me to make a “big score” I would be returning home to my roots.

 

Marie, just this instant called and there is a change of plans. So I will not even have time to check this email.

 

So long, Charlie Brown.

 

Gary  

 

 


From: david.altman [mailto:david.altman@email.it]
Sent:
Wednesday, June 25, 2003 10:04 PM
To: gsg
Subject: Where is Raed / Salaam Pax

 

Hi Gary:

 

I thought perhaps this would interest you, as a writer and chronicler of people and life. It is the online diary (blog) of a young man who lives in Baghdad, he is articulate, insightful and with ease captures the mood.

 

Enjoy.

 

 

Regards

 

David

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