From: Gary S.
Gevisser [
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Cc: rest
Subject: THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL
INHERIT THE EARTH -- Perfect Storm III rocks on.
Attention: JW August, M
I am presently sitting in my car with a beautiful woman who
just left a message on your voicemail. Ms. Evans received a voicemail from a
Mr. Howard James who said he was from ABC Nightline requesting that Ms. Evans
who I have known since kindergarten brace herself for Ted Koppel this evening.
Unfortunately or fortunately, Mr. James left only 3 digits of his telephone
number, “61.4”.
I assumed the digit after the 1 was a 9 and that Mr. James
simply got tongue
tied. So I suggested Ms. Evans call the top dog of the ABC Network Affiliate
here in
“Help victims of terror around
world…Need to address the root causes of evil…Sticks and stones
break bones butT words
kill” [sic].
Ms. Evans’ daughter was a victim of a suicide bomb
blast in
Back in December of 2000[1]
as I began my own little crusade to address people’s indifference I wrote
an email to those on my email address list to encourage others like-minded to
assist Ms. Evans in her time of need baring in mind that one should avoid the
urge to focus on the symptoms but address the rage that currently has the world
imploding. The indifference of man is perhaps best explained in why most people
remain in a neutral position most of their lives waiting for others to step up
to the plate, much the same way that matter and anti-matter cancel out one
another ending up at zero, as opposed to one.
I had in fact just finished a rather enjoyable lunch with
Ms. Evans where I gave her a refresher course in Quantum Mechanics beginning
with 1+1=2, 2+1=3, 3+1=4, 1+2+3+4=binary operations=01 and so forth until such
time that it doesn’t make sense to keep going around in circles, wouldn’t
you agree.
I assume, Mr., August that you
will not give Ms. Evans the same run around you gave me when you left the
following message on my voicemail the other day;
“Hello JW August.
After thinking about this for a couple of days and I did actually talk to the
gentleman [
I wish you luck. I would make a
suggestion, um you want to hear it. At the Reader which is the alternative
publication here in town, and they’re a fearless bunch, Matt Potter is
their investigative guy, M-A-T-T
P-O-T-T-E-R. Check him out, he’s got a good rap, he could do it
and at the Union Trib, um the investigative guy over there, at least the guy
the most active that might be most interested is a guy named David Washburn, W-A-S-H-B-U-R-N. So
the Reader you’ve got Potter
and Washburn, they’re I guess, they are the only other people in town who
really do this stuff full time
Good
luck to you” [sic].
I should add that this could all be a prank by some jokster
calling himself “Howard James” because so far no one from your
offices in
You, like Bruce “tTOo big
for his boots” [sic] Bigelow of the San Diego Union Tribune may have read
in recent headlines in the local and international press about the IID water
agreement being in trouble and no doubt you remain unconcerned about the
overall impact as you spend you time looking for
Recently, I made mention perhaps on the eraider.com website
that you have to work for your Pulitzer or your bosses could end up giving you
more than an enema; different and apart from the joys of listening to Eminem.
In other words you cannot afford to give into your whining.
Hang Ten!
Gary S. Gevisser
Ps – Feel free to call me anytime as the “road
show” begins right now. Mr.
[1] It was actually around December of 2001 that I sent an email to a group of South Africans addressing Ms. Evans “inspirational” story in an effort to assist her in raising monies from the mostly indifferent white band of “wheaties” eaters who while pigs at the trough with their internal organs suffering the most especially those with elevated testosterone thought that by spending more time in the sun getting tanned to boot this would provide better insulation from the likes of other inbreeds just like me; so go figure.
My “last
peace” series of E-mails began a year earlier, December 1st
2000, to coincide with the 27th anniversary of the death of