From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Tuesday, March 04, 2003 9:47 AM
To: 'ilerner@covetech.com'
Cc: rest

 

Subject: RE: THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

 

Ian, I think you can understand that even a completely “brainne dead” [sic] individual could get all worked up when they are just two minutes away from the possibility of being placed in handcuffs, hit with a $1,000 fine plus 6 months in jail while having your 79+ year old father standing next to you carrying a binder that contains the original documents that support the irrefutable evidence of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic party+++.

 

You have to also appreciate that my Dad thought the worst that he would be exposed to in visiting a bunch of Del Martians would be the elements of nature as his youngest son picked him up at the Solana train station on his Dukati hoping that the pig valve he recently had installed in Africa would hold up to the twists and turns as we headed up to Stonehenge II.[1]

 

My Dad’s tiny carry on case was the perfect example of the “suitcase wondering Jew.” Last night I was told by “our” 10-year-old that I was getting a “little carried away.” Jonathan Stewart, however, has no idea of what I have really had to endure these past several months. However, not in his wildest dreams would my Dad have expected to head at break neck speed to downtown San Diego eventually walking through the hallways of power where firms like Milberg Weiss and Finkelstein and Krinsk have the bird’s eye view of the sparrows lucky enough to pick up their crumbs albeit my pointing out to my Dad all the different bail bondsmen in the area to choose from in the event the bail money required was more than the quarters I had saved sitting in the back of my Mini Cooper S.

 

I advised him though to leave the 100 oz silver bar in the car that was parked in a local parking lot and if he got tired of walking around to just kick back and listen to Kebo CD where one of the songs talks about getting rid of the parking lots, billboard signs to boot. I had purchased the silver bar back in early 1978 as a reminder of my first job in this country when I was given the “awesum” [sic] task of keeping tabs of Joseph Seigal’s commodity trades including his favorites, pork bellies. A friend of mine who I lived and worked with when I first arrived in Chicago on St. Patrick’s’ day and whose quarterly “sweeping” checks help provide the necessary funding required for my pet projects had a sister who was one of my closest friends growing up in South Africa. Marilyn Silver has now passed away but is not forgotten.

 

While recuperating in South Africa my father was blessed with having great friends and family including a cousin of mine Jonny Gevisser who made sure he didn’t languish in bed; most of all my father received his regularly emails from my sister who besides for visiting with him from Australia kept reminding him that it was better he check out altogether while playing golf then to be found in some fukukta bed like Albert Einstein reading some painful best seller like Manager Minute One which should hit the bookstands in short order. My dad only recently found out that he is in fact dyslexic and managed to get by simply relying on his memory but of course my Dad has his charm, good looks and still a very good sense of humor to mention how good he still is in keeping track of time, reminding me not to get distracted by all the beautiful women parading in high heels.

 

And of course you couldn’t be a complete idiot to have become a fighter-bomber-pilot at age 20 and within months knocking the crap out of the Nazis by hitting them where it hurt most, i.e. their railway lines, flying “second tTOo” the likes of Syd Cohen one of the founders of the Israeli Air Force. Quite something, wouldn’t you agree that the man who turned out to be my father’s greatest friend would be the son of a gentleman who may have supplied produce to the concentration camps?

 

Not only did my Dads pig skin valve hold out but the 5 bypasses that were also performed on him back in August of last year held pretty well together perhaps though just by a hair. The scene, however, in courtroom 1 was anything but a day in the park which is what my Dad’s operation would appear to most. In no time at all he was back on his feet and right now is off with the dogs who are move than a mouthful. So if I am a little late for our meeting this morning, hopefully you wont’ mind clicking your heels just a short while especially if I can possibly help you and your company conquer Asia Minor.

 

It was in fact quite scary especially when one looked closely at the rather hairy characters that appear in what has to be the lowest of low life settings far different than anything one sees on Court TV. What these folks do have though going for them, despite being more than simply out on their “luk” [sic] without any possibility of getting out of debt lucky if they escape a jail sentencing, is their pride.

 

Just before the Judge entered the courtroom, the bailiff asked people to remove their hats and the Black Lady sitting behind me who was somewhat uncomfortable with the request ever so politely asked if she could leave the courtroom to fix up her hair returning nearly 15 minutes later looking not that much better although I never saw what she really looked like to begin with but at least she had a smile on her face

 

Fortunately or unfortunately depending upon how one looks at things as in

 

The earth” [sic].

Shall

Inherit

With teeth

The Meek”

 

Dr. Stewart and his attorney Mr. George Hurst didn’t show up but once again Mr. Ashworth who arrived in the nick of time was absolutely brilliant.

 

He shone like never before. No other defense attorney looked anywhere near as “shark” [sic] to mention little of his eloquence. Come to think of it though, of the more than 100 defendants like myself, there was no other attorney present. The public defenders seemed, however, quite sparky but none of them quite had the sharpness of the prosecutors.

 

I could so easily go far left a field given all the different agendas I have going at this time including the need to respond to Mr. JW August the managing editor of the ABC Network affiliate here in San Diego whose telephone message continues to reverberate in my ear nothing quite like what is in store for Dr. Stewart assuming of course he can find an attorney on this planet who is willing to go “toe 4 toe” with the likes of Mr. Ashworth who has been a little under the weather lately but who by the time the proceedings were over looked like he was ready to compete in our Iron Man competition.

 

James was most appreciative of my having got him out of bed and of course he would pay very little attention to the messages I left on his law firm’s answering machine that could have his mother who is retired, who prior was perhaps the most expensive child custody attorney in San Diego, thinking that both she and her husband who is a judge might have to go back to work in order to fend off me.

 

Kathryn Ashworth retired on January 1st 2003 and the last communication she and I had was when I last visited this awesome family’s law offices was with her reprimanding me with, “Gary this is a law office, not sum dog and horse show” [sic]. I have known Kathryn Ashworth since she was a kid and of course I am not going to give out her age but if there is an attorney in the world who comes out of law school looking as good as James Ashworth’s mother who I assume is simply being put out to stud, I would like to meet that woman.

 

In the space of a few hours we will also be launching grubbygrub.com beginning with a line of “stained” tee-shirts compliments of the brain storming session that took place over coffee this morning.

 

With that said, I am including on this email a host of different characters who know a thing or two about the schmutter business and my hope is that they will get back to me with some bids of quantities ranging from 5,000 to 5 million t-shirts, naturally of the highest quality. I am naturally not all that concerned about folks stealing our ideas because by now most are aware of our ability to produce cartoon characters of anyone who plays it fast and loose. Better they simply agree to a licensing deal with www.nextraterrestrial.com than think they can hind behind some corporate veil.

 

Again, no threats other than to get folks thinking more in terms of a win-win.

 

My Dad has just returned none the worse and later this afternoon we will head up for a spin on the Dukati. My Dad, by the way, no longer thinks I am kidding whatever it is that I say.

 

Hang Ten!

 

Gary

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Lerner [mailto:ilerner@covetech.com]
Sent: Monday, March 03, 2003 3:28 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE: THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

 

Gary, I think you are getting worked up over nothing. Let get together Tueday 9:45am at StarBucks at Sorrento Vally next to Staples. I will continue to look for the copy of the slip tonight. I remember making a copy but I'm not sure where it is. Now that you will get what you want from me, I have a request from you. Are you in a position to help me with a minor request?

 

-Ian

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Monday, March 03, 2003 12:28 PM
To: ilerner@covetech.com
Cc:
Jeff; Devin Standard; Joe Grundfest; Kimberly Hunt; Kimberly Hunt; Shaim
Subject: RE: THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

Ian, by now I would have expected you to be fully up to speed on what gets my beef that has me now turning up the heat, perhaps much the same way as Pythagoras’ right angle triangle theorem scared the ruling elite that in layman terms computes to, “The angle of the dangle equals the heat of the meet” [sic].

 

Different and the Digital Age apart from the first scientist who was the first to take superstition and mysticism out of the equation that those in power used since time in memorial to control the masses, I don’t plan on disappearing into some type of cloud but plan to hang around to hopefully enjoy the coming revolution that will have the masses deciding in unison to take a stand that will bring about change without us having to endure a repetition of the previous mistakes when left wing revolutionaries came blasting through doing things no different to their right wing bloodbrothers. It’s great though to have my Dad at my side and Mr. Jim Ashworth on his way over to 220 W. Broadway in downtown San Diego.

 

So why not drop on by and give us a cheer and perhaps drop by KUSI and pick up Ms. Hunt and let her know though that Pypeetoe is holding fort at home without of course that Avenger Pitching Wedge still in the possession of Mr. Roger “Headgecoke” [sic]?I only threaten people with exposing the truth. When I make a mistake I pay for it, i.e. buying your car without first having it checked out, butT when others make a mistake, moreover give me the runaround they should be made to pay in one form or another, wouldn’t you agree?

 

Moreover, I have given you pretty good suggestions in addressing shortcomings within your own public company that I assume you took to heart and took the appropriate action especially given my track record that talks “lewd” [sic] & clear to my success in helping folks who listen well to respond to fast balls thrown at or near head, i.e. God gave us two ears and one mouth that we should listen twice as hard as we speak and for those with poor hearing to watch out, worse yet those with selective hearing to understand perfectly clear what is meant by a knuckleball.

 

I’m also assuming you found the time to read the headlines in this Saturday’s San Diego Union Tribune where Bruce “Hot Water Head” Bigelow who found the time in his very busy schedule to visit with me at Stonehenge II going after what is nothing more than the smallest of tempests in a tea pot while the entire union of the lower basin States within the United States of America is cracking at the seams and when that baby breaks wind all of us better be on high ground, Perfect Storm III just around the corner.

 

Many of us, it seems, think that the world revolves around each of our little worlds, going around in circles, no doubt the rapacious circling the wagons, creating a screen of sorts to insulate themselves from an epic outburst, Quantum Mechanics, our saving grace. God forbid, though, one of our bigger dams were to break, nothing to do with any terrorist attack but simply the build up of “s..t” and perhaps why we can tolerate our own shit stinking while others like your uncle Sammy shit more than a basket full of beans. [2]

 

As soon as we begin to believe that our intelligence is all of our making, listening to folks who have sweet talking answering machines like Sammy’s that say, “…Tell me everything” or “We are out solving the problems of the world…” then it is no wonder we cannot find the time to do simple things like, “Do unto thy neighbor…” i.e. KISS

 

When you find a break in your full schedule to take a deep breath of air, coming to grips with the fact that in the same amount of time it took for you to type the 22 words below you could have put your John Hancock on the “Transfer of Title With Duplicate Title”, you might also get to enjoy a breath of fresh air as the deep freeze sets in. If in fact the vehicle is registered in my name then all is forgiven, wouldn’t you agree?

 

I assume you have finally got to the point where you don’t seek outside counsel, different and apart from Sammy who has a habit of leading folks astray. My patience is wearing very thin right now to mention little of the fact that although you sold me the car “as is” there were factors relating to the history of this Black Mercedes that were not fully disclosed to me and why I wanted Sammy who did all of your dirty work in repossessing the vehicle to at least get off his butt and do whatever it took to put me in touch with The Twins and/or “their” [sic] former husband Mike Roos; but of course old Sammy wanted to let old dogs die without realizing that when you sleep with dogs you sometimes get up with more than fleas and why I was uncomfortable in selling the car simply “as is” to the next buyer. I have in fact had offers as high as $10K for the car that would have made me a tidy profit but in all good conscience I couldn’t bring myself to taking the easy route and keeping my mouth shut.

 

The failure to disclose all the facts is as damaging as lying through one’s teeth, i.e. THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH. What message are you imparting to your young when you align yourself with folks albeit family members whose track record is so incredibly poor? I saw on TV last night a preview for an upcoming Survivor show on CBS that has the folks playing fiddle with Piranha which reminds me of something that my almost 90 year old friend Gene told me the other day, Merrill lynched me

 

Time to fly into “Court TV” never to forget some of the Ivy League folks who allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning who shall in due course get to feel the full drift of us serfers. I have yet to see the movie 2000 Leagues under the sea, have you?.

 

Gary

 

Ps – I just heard that my one attorney-colleague, Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk, who would have undoubtedly taken the time out of his busy schedule to be with me today had to fly to Florida on an emergency matter. He and I have some unfinished business and my prayers are with Jeffrey who like me is very close to his father who also happens to be getting on in years. Hopefully, when he returns to California he does so with a vengeance.

 

 

 

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Lerner [mailto:ilerner@covetech.com]
Sent: Monday, March 03, 2003 12:23 AM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE: THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

 

I hope that you are not trying to threaten or harass me into a meeting. Be patient as my schedule is full.

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2003 5:57 PM
To: ilerner@covetech.com
Cc:
Shaim; Devin Standard; Adam Tucker
Subject: THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

Ian, can we get real here a moment and avoid going around in circles. I am simply talking about getting your signature on a document that has already been filled out. I sent you a scanned copy of the exact document you would be signing. Either Juliana or I will come to wherever you choose, your work would be fine and I don’t think it should take you any longer than it took your uncle Sammy above to work out that if you have a leaking old toilet that maybe when you pull the plug all your shit and/or that of your quests may possibly end up depositing itself on the “rentER” [sic] below, tax receipts to boot.

 

I’ve kept some of the “solid peaces” [sic] in the event the IRS decides to visit. Come to think of it some of the shit might belong to The Twins and the DNA could prove helpful down the road, i.e. Sammy’s relaying of messages to Vicky Schiff in December 2001 weren’t all a figment of his vivid imagination. ButT then again we have the DNA markings from the Black Mercedes as testament to whole lot of shit, wouldn’t you agree?

 

So please, let’s get down to business. I am starting a “road show” this week that could end with me appearing at TRO in New York, as in Eminem. Come to think of it I haven’t heard old Sammy play anything hip in a while. Perhaps he is simply losing his touch much like his eyesight to mention little of his very poor “insite” [sic]. Come to think of it I haven’t seen Sammy around since he got back from Asia Minor. I can only wonder what new trade he has latched on to.

 

Hopefully he isn’t inciting the masses to direct weapons of mass destruction in the direction of our great abode.

 

I love you America,

 

Gary

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Lerner [mailto:ilerner@covetech.com]
Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2003 2:22 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE:

 

I'm a little pressed for time these days. let's try mid week.

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Sunday, March 02, 2003 7:39 AM
To: ilerner@covetech.com
Subject: RE:

I don’t have one. Couldn’t we meat wherever your preference since we are talking about an original document I suspect the DMV wants signed?

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Lerner [mailto:ilerner@covetech.com]
Sent: Saturday, March 01, 2003 10:37 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE:

 

what's your fax #

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Saturday, March 01, 2003 1:27 PM
To: ilerner@covetech.com
Cc:
Juliana Hughes
Subject: RE:

?

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Lerner [mailto:ilerner@covetech.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 19, 2003 2:59 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE:

 

i'll be back in town next week.

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 19, 2003 2:54 PM
To:
Ilerner
Subject: FW:

Ian, I never heard back from you?

 

GAry

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2003 10:58 AM
To: 'ilerner@covetech.com'
Subject: RE:

 

http://nextraterrestrial.com/pdf/application.gif

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Lerner [mailto:ilerner@covetech.com]
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2003 10:12 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE:

 

go ahead and email it to me for review.

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2003 10:05 AM
To: ilerner@covetech.com
Subject: RE:

Ian, Juliana has been down to the DMV and according to her all that is required is for you to sign a “missing title statement” since I never registered the car in my own name. I have the form with me right now and don’t see anything on it that should give rise for conern.

 

Gary

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ian Lerner [mailto:ilerner@covetech.com]
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2003 9:29 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: RE:

 

Gary,

 

I already signed full title to you over a year ago. I have no authority to sign any other documents regarding the title of the car. BTW, I couldn't find the copy of the title. but I think the DMV will surely have it in their files.

 

Best,

 

Ian

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2003 8:53 AM
To:
Ilerner
Cc:
Juliana Hughes
Subject:

Ian hi – I have a document that you need to sign in order for Juliana to get a duplicate title. Please let me know when we can meet. Thanks. Gary



[1] Just before going into court yesterday a gentleman with a South African accent and terrific wit approached my attorney Mr. Ashworth looking to be “substituted out.” Upon picking up that this male, about average height, average weight, full set of hair, was unlikely from Pietersberg, an enclave of the Broderbund who ran South Africa with an iron fist for almost 50 years with assistance of course from “the capos” I offered a helping hand by introducing this recovering attorney to my father.

 

Immediately upon hearing the name Gevisser he asked my father if he was related to the “Moshal Gevissers” and before my Dad could answer I expressed, “Please don’t expect a handout, you look like you have two arms and at least one good leg ” [sic].

 

Naturally, we got into the benefits of my family once owning a Coffee and Tea Company although I stopped short of describing how my one uncle maintained an adequate supply of coca cola on hand for Charles Engelhard who later appointed David Gevisser chief executor of his world wide estate, nor for that matter would I have embarrassed my father by describing how David Gevisser managed to attract, Helen, one of the most beautiful woman in South Africa and stay married all of these years hoping that at least one of her sons would produce a male offspring that would keep me off their father’s back as I plough forward ahead in making all of those families who enriched themselves off the backs of the Black people accountable, at least make some of their heirs feel that it is about time that their parents did the right thing while avoiding becoming one our Footsak.com cartoon characters.

 

Fortunately or unfortunately I had just one business card left butT never quite got into Gipsy being equal and opposite in all respects to Pig=sy, nor for that matter were any of the Gevissers or the Ash’s raised in pigsty. Fashion though was very much a part of our vocabulary from the get-go and despite yesterdays “false start” no doubt my Dad was very happy to see me in a suite with a shirt fully buttoned up, courtesy of Prada.

 

more than 50

[2] Your choice of words, either “silt” or “shit.”