To: Fran Prager  wife of intellectual Dennis Prager

From: Gary S. Gevisser

Date: January 21st, 2003

Subject: The honoring of Dennis Prager – Conservative Jewish Radio Talk Show and TV host.

 

Dear Mrs. Prager,

 

I hadn’t heard back from you [see previous email below] and was wondering what might be holding you up?

 

My eldest brother once wrote a poem while serving in the South African Air force some 30 plus years ago about these servicemen who were made to do bunny-hops[1] as the officers in charge shot over their heads using live ammunition, perhaps even killing a serviceman or tTOo who hadn’t quite towed the line. Neil Gevisser’s poetry book was actually published in South Africa during the height of the Apartheid regime and you can read two of his “blank versus” [sic] by clicking on below:

 

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My mother is also a rather proud person and wrote a book on social behavior titled, THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING A WOMAN which was later transformed into a record[2]. Zena Gevisser was well ahead of her time and had she been sitting pretty like I was for the launch of the digital age with everything measured in “bites” who knows what sort of fun and delights, as in “5678 who do we appreciate” would have been served up for Xmess lunch[3].

 

Despite my rich Jewish ancestry I wasn’t exactly a known entity to most South Africans since I left the country a week before my 21st[4] back in March 1978 but a decade or so ago I attempted to gain leverage off the family’s good name and the results were rather startling. Since then I have journeyed far and wide but now I am really “getting down to business.”

 

The folks at the eRaider.com website have a sense of what’s in store[5] for them although they are hoping against all hope that I will simply go away. The circus ringleader is Professor Aaron Brown who is a professor of finance at the Yeshiva in New York and someone you and/or your husband might have heard of. Most people though, have never heard of this “nebbish[6]” but there are few people in the world of Shareholder Class Action Litigation [SCAL] who haven’t heard of his benefactor, Mr. Melvyn Weiss of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach.

 

In “Jew course” you may get to appreciate more about from where I come and why I think it important to attack evil wherever we find it, more so when we uncover it in our backyards[7]. Politicians are not born, they are raised. I was not only born and raised “Orthodox Jewish” I happen to subscribe to the fundamental tenets of Judaism including never to slander someone without just cause, that defamation of character is tantamount to murder.

 

As you will soon see assuming you haven’t truly bothered to take your eyes off the road to take a peek at my www.nextraterrestrial.com website when I mean business I mean business. It is more than fun and games with me and why I believe we have to bring about a paradigm shift in the way we educate our kids dispensing not only with the nonsense of “The Meek Shell Inherit The Earth” [sic] but in the way we communicate with each other aware that the kids of today are sick and tired of the same mistakes being repeatedly passed down from one generation to the next and why the youth who are our future, pay not only a lot of attention to folks like Eminem, putting their pocket money to work in sending some of us fukukta fogies a message or tTOo along the way, but more importantly they will soon be of the age to vote our corrupt leaders and politicians out of office sending them at light speed to places like TimpucktTOo[8].

 

How we go about raising our children while we are alive is as important as ensuring that they don’t fall victim to the material world in the event of our deaths by instituting a “will” that keeps not only the surviving rapacious spouse from continuing to be over controlling but ensuring that the kids be raised to be financially responsible from a very early age[9].

 

Mrs. Prager, I am not your average Joe Blow who smoked a joint or tTOo growing up in the pot capital of the world; at least Durban, South Africa had the rich soil that produced a cash cow that was tendered by the natives who served us puddings and whathaveyou which in turn kept the coffers of the State of Israel alive while turning a blind eye to Jewish rogues and charlatans who stole blind from momworker63s, widows, orphans and pensioners[10]. Nothing like a good education to justify the means to an end, wouldn’t you agree Mrs. Prager?

 

Film which requires a speed of 32 frames per second to make things look “stable” was the predecessor to what makes the Digital age tick which is all a function of things progressing forward in multiples of 8. Now as we rotate, as we dance around the issues, running around in circles it makes things ever more difficult for us to get our arms around anything especially for those of us who know a thing or two about speed, particularly the speed of light, constantly bumping up against the rest of the folks on the tail end who have got a little “phat” around the waste, wouldn’t you agree?

 

This running around in circles is much akin to skating on ice and as a youngster I knew a thing or tTOo about what it took to get up to speed in order to jump over as many as 7 barrels and I can tell you it wasn’t always a barrel of fun although I did get a few laughs when on occasion I came a cropper but mostly what I heard were gasps; rarely do I make gaffs but I happen to love giraffes and I can still run pretty fast.

 

By now you should be able to get the drift of the tT’s in the “tTOo” and what is behind the gentry getting so caught up in the crossing of their Ts and dotting of Is as they prance around pronouncing their English, a language ripped out of the spiritual languages like Latin, Hebrew and Arabic by politicians who rely on the educated elite, mostly liberals to keep the masses in check. Every so often they allow a conservative like your husband to emerge[11].

 

It is, however, those on the far left, mostly well meaning good Jewish people, who have been on the forefront of most revolutions aimed at bringing equality to all peoples but in the end they succumb just those on the far right to the intoxicating pull of being in power and everything ends up being once again a rat hole for the masses, a never ending spiral of Black Holes. Wars serve nothing more than to clean out the masses who dared to ask for their fair share, wouldn’t you agree Mrs. Prager?[12]

 

Nothing though like getting a haircut from a chopper flying low and these days I am moving both fast and low in my efforts to get folks like you and your husband on to the right track so that we can make the “right angle” approach to solving the problems of the world beginning right here at home. I will repeat my mantra, “The problems of the world have nothing to do with race, color or religion, or even economics for that matter, simply poor parental religious teaching.

 

My mother’s record labeled things in terms of ABC[13]. She was a pretty cool dude bringing home not only the bacon but some of South Africa’s most beautiful women. I used to listen carefully to her lectures about being popular, overcoming shyness, making friends and most importantly how to keep them, but what most interested me was seeing where truth fitted in, never buying in to the nonsense of keeping one’s friends close and one’s enemies even closer; tTOo wrongs don’t make a right as long as you were the first pig at the trough.

 

There are many things that were wrong about how we were raised in South Africa, particularly those of us who attended Jewish day schools. I want to make certain that you don’t repeat some of the mistakes of the past. God gave us two ears and one mouth so that we should listen twice as hard as we speak. This past weekend I sent a realtor an email hyperlinked above.

 

It, along with the “4 SALE” signs I had posted on the road leading to my “travel companion’s” house have created quite a firestorm, nothing though quite like the firestorm I will be lighting up under the seat of the current Governor of California who I believe should be impeached not simply because he has cut funding on the public school system but more importantly what was behind his thinking in the first place that led to the budget crisis to mention just in passing my BUSchooling.

 

Suffice to say you will soon be reading about Perfect Storm III on the www.NextraTerrestrial.com website as well as our other websites all geared toward getting folks to think differently. My eldest brother coined the phrase, GREAT MINDS NEVER THINK ALIKE. I understand just about all his “blank versus” [sic] and I can also add when necessary.

 

I will be copying a number of folks on this email who may have better luck in getting you to know how serious I am in my efforts to bring about paradigm shifts in the way we do business. The education of each and every child should be all of our business. Just one kid led astray could result in one more distraction which none of us can afford. The game of life is like the game of chess, getting your opponent to play to your advantage. Hitler perfected this art despite having brown hair and dark eyes. He understood though perfectly human nature, most importantly, “The bigger the lie the more likely the masses will believe it.”

 

I happen to believe in God and place my trust in children, not parents who have become so bloated with their own self-importance. I am assuming that you too along with Dennis have started a fitness routine, that instead of filling your plate to the rim you start thinking of those Islamic terrorists out there on the Pacific Rim who could do with some of the food and a healthy dose of good schooling that not all Jewish people are hell bent on dying the richest people in the grave[14].

 

By the way don’t hesitate to call up my one lawyer-colleague Jeffrey Krinsk at 1-619-238-1333. I am still expecting a call from Jeffrey sometime today so why not give him a call now if for no other reason than to find out whether I am serious?

 

I am also planning on sending out possibly today another email to Kimberly Hunt of the ABC Network although it might have to wait for tomorrow since I have yet to get in my daily workout routine. Naturally I will copy you on that email. This way if Ms. Hunt decides to go hunting with her “God” [sic] and has any questions about me you might be able to tell her something you have already learned from Mr. Krinsk to save Ms. Hunt from bothering Jeffrey who despite mostly playing pong with me is a busy person and barely has time to drink his Campbell Soup[15].

 

It all begins with the proper schooling, learning all about the good stuff including proper nutrition, wouldn’t you also agree? I am assuming you are awake from your slumber and are feeling bright and shiny. Don’t forget your email to me was unsolicited and yet I had the courtesy to respond. Take the time to inhale, breath in deep, recognize that I am nothing more than a breath of fresh air that my intentions are simply to have you and your husband live up to all that you preach[16].

 

Sincerely yours,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

 

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: pacbell [mailto:gevisser@pacbell.net]
Sent: Saturday, January 11, 2003 11:17 AM
To:
Fran Prager
Cc:
Bruce Bigelow
Subject: RE: Dennis Prager

 

Dear Mrs. Prager,

 

Could you please tell how big an audience you will be getting to see Dennis honored? Also how may kids attend the Conejo Jewish Day School? My message of tribute is simple,

 

THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHeLL INHERIT THE EARTH.

 

I would also like a hyperlink to my website NextraTerrestrial.com.

 

Please get back to me at your earliest convenience also letting me know how much this message will cost me.

 

Gary

 

Ps – I know today is the Sabbath butt my reading of the Jewish Law is that “God” rested on the Sabbath and woe be to those who think themselves on an equal footing with the Lord unless of course they subscribe to God being within each one of us, in which case show me a man let alone a women who could accomplish as much in just 7 days, wouldn’t you agree?

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Fran Prager [mailto:tpp@dennisprager.com]
Sent: Thursday, January 09, 2003 9:08 AM
To: TPP
Subject: Dennis Prager

 

Dear Dennis Prager Listener:

As someone who has listened to, or corresponded with my husband, Dennis Prager, you might be interested to know about an upcoming event honoring him, and how you might participate.
On February 9th, our new school that he has helped to create, the Conejo Jewish Day School, will honor Dennis for his life’s work on behalf of America and Israel.

And here is where you come in.
In addition to sponsoring the gala banquet on February 9th (which, if you would like information about attending, please let me know by return e-mail), our school has decided to present Dennis with a special gift – a beautifully bound book of messages from as many of his correspondents as possible. Dennis has touched many people’s lives. If you are one of them, please take the time to e-mail your feelings about Dennis (see below for how long your message can be) or simply congratulate him for this recognition.
In order to have these words published in this unique tribute to Dennis, we are asking that you include a donation to our school. Every contribution will go to the school’s scholarship fund, which enables children from homes that cannot afford tuition to attend the Conejo Jewish Day School. The three pillars upon which our school rests, “God, Goodness, and Innocence” were created by Dennis as our school’s motto.

As you can testify, having never received such a mailing as a result of contacting Dennis, your name and e-mail address have never been given out to anyone. He has made this one exception solely in order to help this school and its scholarship fund.
I know your thoughts about Dennis and your contribution to the school will mean an enormous amount to him. So please respond with your name, address, and, if possible, your phone number (in case we have to contact you) as soon as possible. We accept all major credit cards and the e-mail is secure. Whatever you give is fully tax deductible.

Here is the how it works:
For $500, your message (up to 50 words) is printed on a full page.
For $250, your message (up to 50 words) is printed on a half page.
For $125, your message (up to 50 words) is printed on a quarter page.
For $75, your message (up to 25 words) is printed on an eighth of a page (about the size of a business card).
For $25, your name is listed.

With warmest wishes for happy New Year,

Fran Prager


For more information please call Betty at 1-800-225-8584
or email us at:
tpp@dennisprager.com
We accept Visa, Mastercard & American Express.



[1] I understand that “Conejo” is rabbit in Spanish.

 

[2] I have no idea how many of these records were actually sold but it wouldn’t surprise me if some folks have held on to them in the same way that some women wont leave home without their Epilady. Over the course of the past decade or so I haven’t exactly been sitting idle and those who understand more about my “risk assessment” business recognize that in order to complete my book, Manager Minute One, I would be better off, at least my heirs stand to gain more by my being alive to write the Epilogue.

 

More revelations will shortly emerge including the “smoking gun evidence” I have of political corruption at the highest levels of our State Government that should make Watergate look like a day in a water park irrespective of whether the powers that be decide to engage in a cover-up.

 

[3] Despite many non-Jewish family friends I don’t recall ever once attending a Christmas celebration, perhaps the conventional wisdom at the time was that if we liked it enough we might start to ask tTOo many questions. My eldest brother though was shipped off to a protestant boarding school rather young but got a good taste of the Jewish day school hang-ups and then some.

 

[4] It is possible that I could already count to 3 at age 1 based on the only evidence available at this time; a photo taken in 1958 with me in my mother’s arms with Miss World alongside freezing her buns off. My mother kept her models lean but never were they mean to me and of course none of them were Jewish.

 

Some, however, would end up being pawned off to rich Jewish “sugar daddies” although it wouldn’t be fair to say that all of them were rich at the time including one of my best friends who happened to be kind while his wife would later display her charm school teaching, producing two beautiful children who just happen to be Aryan looking. Everything though balances out in the end including hell, which exists only here on earth, wouldn’t you agree?

 

[5] This is a photo taken outside our family store in Vilna Lithuania before the outbreak of WWII. Only the man standing survived the Holocaust, courtesy of South African ports remaining open. The rest including the children of the children not visible in the dotted picture were all murdered by the Nazis. All that we know about how their lives ended can be read by clicking on to page 1 and page 2.

 

[6] A “Nebbish” is someone who despite smelling like a rotting fish never learned how to fish.

 

[7] I still bear a scar on my neck when our home in Durban North, South Africa, was koshered by Rabbi Abner Weiss formerly of Beth Jacob, one of the best of the very best who knew when to keep his mouth shut and when to speak out as in the proverbs, “Tis better to keep quiet and let people think you to be a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” And I can only wonder who helped you decide not to respond to my earlier email?

 

[8] There is quite a history to that “puck” which was used in the Stanley Cup playoffs a few years back. It contained a “light technology” that provided TV audiences with a blue streak coming across their screens as the puck moved across the ice. The same folks developed the “yellow line” which provides a marking for American football audiences to better gauge how much further until a “first down.” This coming Superbowl we are planning on having some “light shows” of our own.

 

[9] I just registered www.willnext.com and I happen to own the telephone number that ends with WIL-NEXT much like I have the website www.sellnext.com that matches my main line 1-858-SEL-NEXT. So just give me a call when you have the time.

 

[10] One case in point involved a Jewish gentleman by the name of "Eldred Sidarell" [sic] who took many for a ride. The joke was that he ended up working for a bus company based out of Beersheba in the Negev Desert where he took tourists for a ride while providing desserts and comic relief.

 

I never found that joke particularly funny especially when one considers that David Ben Gurion, Israel’s first Prime Minister is buried close by and someone who I think got it right when he said, “The children of Israel should be a light unto the nations” somehow though forgetting to include that the children should be taught the wrongs of, “lying, stealing and cheating.”

 

For some reason many folks think that because it is not written down in black and white one can therefore get away with things. The Christians it seems wanted to make things more easily understood, i.e. don’t assume anything and avoid making an ass out of you and me.

 

My understanding, not knowing very much about Christianity is that the Christians wanted to make “Do unto thy neighbor what you would want done unto yourself” the 11th Commandment and the Jewish princes and their two-bite princesses who were into being catered to while later in life looking more like the men, those of course who weren’t having affairs with Aryan looking men said words to the effect,

 

 “Hey Christian brothers and sisters. What you are proposing is the essence of the Judaism. Ten is ten. Can you imagine if we added just one more Commandment what a state of chaos there would be in this world? Today we place 10 Jewish people in one room we have 11 arguments. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to compute what will happen to the number of people wanting to join our ranks if we allow this sort of thing to continue indefinitely, what the compounding effect of a 10% increase in the number of Commandments would mean say by the year 2003? 

 

In a nutshell we would be nuts to go along with something that would weaken our stronghold on the words of God so lets just simply add the following words “and the rest is commentary” and at least this way every Jewish person in the world will agree on something, bearing in mind though that with a lot of commentary from us folks who have got so “phat” in the belly we will become incapable of making love even to our Christian next door neighbor’s wife.

 

So what choice do we really have butt to continue to have the masses of Jewish people go around in circles singing “Have-n-age-la” and leaving us to do what we do best which is to pontificate, making mincemeat out of nonsense and let the Christians try their hands at converting the natives and we can both sit around contemplating our navels waiting for Allah to have his shot at circling the wagons.

 

Hopefully we won’t all turn to stone. Now lets get back to this parking lot business and let folks like Gary Gevisser worry about what to do with “Finagle Kings” like Perelman who will emerge out of the dust, parking this and that and shoving it to momworkers up the kazoo while forking to the Rebbe a nickel or tTOo.” [sic].

 

[11] Love you Dennis.

 

[12] Now take a break from reading, pull out say a lounge chair or something akin to what my friend Anne L. Miller used to recline on when visiting me in my Cave and just consider this a bad dream. Your deafening silence was not, as you can tell, lost on me, nor do I need a hearing aid to hear the buzzing going on your brainine right now.

 

[13] Always Be Cool.

 

[14] As you will also see I have things in store for other rapacious folk like Warren “Bail me Out” Buffet who might seek shelter with the two of you. Crazy things happen when a Jew and Gentile come together, wouldn’t you agree? So do you think it was your maternal or paternal ancestor that first decided to choose a goy as their partner and which one do you think decided to convert back to Judaism? And most importantly which one would be proud of both you and Dennis for having come so far and yet remained so aloof?

 

[15] You do realize it is going to be tough going for many lawyers not properly equipped to ride out this coming depression although it is unlikely that Mr. Krinsk will have to start “brown bagging” it.

 

[16] I have not only been avid listener to your husband in the past I once attended one of his lectures. In a nutshell, my hope is that he hasn’t got too big for his boots and if so why not use the stappings of his teffilin to hold him together.