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“If they won’t take care of business, us will” [sic]
“The PUCK
STOP HERE”
[sic] – eRaider Lounge
Message
592 of 592
SUBJECT: Re: Hat Trick, an
honest Hat Trick
SENDER: dogtTOo
POSTED:
A REPLY TO:
591 by AaronBrown
Professor Brown, I accept your
concern about posters inserting "a dangerous link to a virus or string of
pop-ups or something" since I am not all that computer literate.
U won't tho object tu me inserting a hyperlink of my
recent posts on your website.
Be that as it may, I never mentioned anything about Passport Control having
"an objection" tu me leaving the U.S, all I said was as u accurately
"cut &
pasted" that "I am needing to expedite the replacement of my passport"
thus demonstrating your futile efforts in returning back tu earth as a “lower life form”,
since unlike other animal species u can, if push came tu shove, use your
fingers 4 more than rounding out your anus, altho u may have found a novel way
tu keep your hands warm, let me know tho, how u do with your head.
My mother, by the way, says that she began smoking as a kid while growing up in
She never though fully explained why she continued tu smoke when the “wether”
[sic] warmed up and remember now Aspartame was only introduced “full-on” intu the
Perhaps your researchers could let me know whether the Brits were using my
mother as a guinea pig going back as far as WWII tu get “their kicks” as JD
Searle looked on, “licking
their chops” much like smart attorneys here in the United States have
the Federal Government “pave the
way” going after folks who violate antitrust as in “price fixing”
before launching their civil lawsuits, agree?
The bright side is that u are getting a “hole”
[sic] new audience of viewers including sum of the very best cardiologists and
gastroenterologists on the planet.
Suffice tu say, u obviously read more intu things than u should yet seemingly
incapable of giving straight answers to direct questions.
Perhaps and only when a direct experiment is done that proves the speed of
light does increase-decrease when moving "back & forth"
between a vacuum and non-vacuum environment will we be able “too nail” [sic] u down
and by then my guess is one or more of possibly 4 things will have happened in
your life.
First, a non-kosher relative will chop u up intu small little pieces, going say
from a heavy duty blender tu one that grinds say coffee, mixing u then in with
the “chicken mitzvah ball soup” [sic], or too , u go dead ass broke, or three,
u have returned tu earth as a "slave ant",
or four, during the night between now and when u get invited say onto a TV
Network show like say 60 Minutes or possibly the Howard Stern Radio Show tu
debate me in the flesh your wife worn out by your bullshit including your stinky
farts, during the night after u finally manage tu get sum sleep petrified about
what I will be doing next tu c u in the poor house, reaches over the dresser,
pulls out a sharpened knife she has secretly been storing in the event u were
tu go overboard and take on a real man and then "chop chop" cuts off your
tongue.
In other words, what else other than your fukukta formal education interfering
with your learning prevents u from a "one-on-one debate" with me?
Tu create an incentive 4 your wife that has her continue tu put with u I will
not only after the debate give her a gold coin of her choosing which she can
then do with as she pleases, better yet I have a 1,000 ounce silver bar that
could possibly be one stamped “Engelhard” which
she can then “press” out intu very fine leaflets tu then plaster over your
face, whether u are alive or dead, and of course if your are dead there is
nothing tu stop her from pursuing anyone of her choice including me.
Furthermore I would allow u tu bring your entire moderator board tu assist u
including Melvyn
Weiss as well as a doctor of your choice in every specialty connecting u up
tu instrumentation exactly how I envision takes place before each one of us
gets tu meet our maker willing tu bet an even dollar, whether it be a United
States or Canadian or even Australian dollar or any other country u research
that uses "dollars"
as their currency, that u will still be sweating a whole lot more than me and
of course just like u are not the brightest spark on this planet nor are u
likely tu be the ugliest person I have yet tu encounter.
So don’t counter with sum gobbledygook, be
sporting, u still have a good week tu get in shape, in fact if u click on
the “slave
ant” hyperlink will see the name and email
address of a number of folks who knew me when I was kid who may be able tu assist
u with uncovering my Achilles heel and remember whatever happens I won’t insist
u wear a leash around your neck during your remaining stay on planet earth
since u don’t have a prayer of coming back as a dog, agree?
Sincerely yours,
GsG
Ps - I will be back tu claim my crown.
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