From: Gary S. Gevisser
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 1:35 PM
To: Mr. Bryan Vadles - Project M
anager for BMW Mini Cooper Roadside Service c/o of Steve Sanchez.
Cc: FBI;
Devin Standard;; Letters washinton post
Subject: FW: Mini Cooper S - VIN # 735 - GSG's telephone number USA 1-858-735-6398 [1-UKU-SEL-NEXT]


Please correct me if I got the math wrong.


My take on things is that someone within the BMW organization must be getting quite a “kick” for each moment of the 24 days my automobile has been in your possession, agree?


Not a single communication from u other than a couple of calls on April 19th where I wanted my car towed, my repeating at least 3 times for u folks not to waste any time in taking the vehicle to Brecht BMW since they had refused to take care of a prior problem involving the replacement of the Mini’s rear window after someone decided to do me “quite the favor”, a number of rather important documents falling out of folder that was taken when the window was smashed which will prove quite beneficial in at least 2 class action lawsuits I am preparing of epic proportions, does the name Citigroup




The Wetherly Capital Group ring a bell, to mention in passing that I was told yesterday by Steve Sanchez that I would be hearing promptly from Mr. Bryan Vadles, the Project Manager for BMW Mini Cooper Roadside Service?


My conflict with the Bavarian Motor Works company does not extend back to WWII although I intend to find out from my good friend attorney whether BMW


And/Or an affiliated company were part of the $4 billion odd slave labor settlement, Deborah “Aggressive” Sturman quite the catalyst in that endeavor although I would like to c a full accounting of those monies, wouldn’t u all?


The chronology of my dissatisfaction is well spelled out in the “Brecht BMW” hyperlink but in summary it began well after I had my mini towed to Brecht BMW’s workshop in Escondido a good hour drive from where I live in Del Mar, my having to make my own way over that operation at least twice for the same coolant problem ,the last time being told that to take care of a problem I was having with the CD player would involve, at a minimum, my agreeing upfront to spend several hundred dollars, “most likely it will have to be replaced”, and the cost of repair wasn’t that much different to the $700 odd for a new system to mention little of then discovering that simply taking a thin plastic nozzle attached to a cheap vacuum about the same size as a gastroenterologist like Dr. Jimmy George would use on his patients would get the job done.


Now let me be crystalnicht clear on this point.


Dr. George is first of all Greek Orthodox and his partner is Jewish Orthodox, both gentlemen perhaps have the most successful upper, east, end, of Manhattan medical practice using such a shaped device on a regular basis, not to create vowel movements as if they were some type of Nazi doctor getting joy out of extracting gold fillings, saving of course on anesthetics, my just seeing a show on PBS titled,


Tracking Nazi gold extracted out of the mouths of Pessiah, Gary S. Gevisser’s one family member who remained behind in Vilnius, Lithuania murdered by the Germans” [sic].


Now remember a good number of folks living in that “rich chick” environment of “Madhattan” [sic] are razor thin, u don’t mind me saying a quick hello to my extraordinary mother, Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman who had, according to my father, Bernard Nathan Gevisser, a very good figure well into her 40s, the photo contained in the “thin” hyperlink was taken soon after the Ashes escaped the cold climate of England for South Africa back in 1947, and u may be very interested to know that my amazing father completed 71 operations bombing the crap out of the Nazi bastards during WWII, yes?


U would agree that Hitler would have been quite satisfied to have Mater as his bride, although he would have mostly approved of my mother’s half-brother’s first wife, Aida Parka seen on the far right making eyes at my father in this “one of a kind” photo, quite the South African Nationalist Nazi Party supporter old Aida who may be getting a little forgetful these days, doubtful tho, her selective memory could be blamed on Aspartame, agree?


Up to each one of us to never let those who supported such vile acts to ever see a day of rest until such time as they meet our maker and what idiot do u think came up with the notion, “Don’t speak ill of the dead!”




Do u think, more likely it was someone who inherited a whole lot of ill-gotten gains, agree?


U beginning to notice that I can be rather stiletto like when need be, the need tho to go “back and forth” all part of the reeducation, the light journeys, I feel a good number of us need, and please, I beg of u all, don’t get like my mother willing to debate only people who agree with her, and there is no need to take my word on it, just give mother a call, United Kingdom, direct dialing from the USA -01-1-44-98-46-24-0-88.


None of this is suggestive that Dr. George gives his patients a discount based on body fat such worldly individuals probably briefed by my high-priced magic-hands-massage-therapist-poet brother that a fart is nothing more than airborne particles of feces, agree?


And if u want to know more about the dangers of rat feces just call Mrs. Debonair JRK at USA 1-619-222-88-42 and ask Campbell Soup to give u the recipe of disaster she is preparing, not 4 me, but 4 her husband, a named partner at the impressive law firm of Finkelstein and Krinsk, Mr. Debonair JRK, possibly feeling with all the farting going on his “one of a kind” home that he is walking on air in a hell hole, hell u know is only here on earth for those simply not paying attention to the winds of change.


And should u wish to speak with someone quite familiar with my “work productMr. Debonair JRK can be reached at USA 1-619-238-1333 extension 24, none of u hearing anything derogatory about Federal Judge Jack Weinstein have u?


And to think, I, the nincompoop handyman, was able to shift things around enough to the point that before this latest “blow up” back on April 19th I got the CD player working perfectly, not to forget how many phone calls I first got when I took possession of my one of a kind Mini Cooper S from your customer service people constantly calling to get “positive” feedback, my feeling that this was nothing more than a publicity stunt, agree?


U surely r well aware by now having clicked on to a number of hyperlinks I am not all that great at taking direction, again this is all relatively speaking, unless I happen to love as well as like the person asking me to “bend over”, love u recall is a function of trust and respect, agree?


And in the case of my partner-wife I am willing to pull out all stops including using my broadcasting techniques perfected over a lifetime to fulfill Marie Dion’s every wish just one example can be found in the “man” hyperlink above,


 “I need an extension tu my squigy…---… I need a good man. Any offers? They can respond through your website, u can weed out the fakes and flakes.”


Point being now that the Bavarian Motor Work’s Mini Coopers are everywhere u are all congratulating yourselves on “mission accomplished, nothing like being in the “command and control” position when operating within the jurisdiction of the United States of America seen by so many folks as the “Grand Prize”, the masses, such as Sammy Hiam applauding u as u do nothing short of terrorize poor poor Gary who helped get u there in the first place, does this history lesson ring a bell?


Lets assume none of u worked for BMW, which government organizations other than the United States Justice Department that has its hands full going after importers of Chemicals would u recommend I contact so as to file my complaint




Do u think embarrassing the crap out u will work?


Not to forget how easy I think it would be for say a former U.S. Justice Department official like Bob Kaplan Esq. of the law firm of Kilsheimer Kaplan and Fox to get his buddies to change direction, which is not to suggest that I think that highly of Mr. Kaplan even though he did do the smart thing and along with Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein and Krinsk filed a most important Shareholder Class Action Lawsuit [SCAL] on October 1st, 1999 against Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman of Revlon Corporation with less than a couple of hours to go before the statute of limitations ran out, this cartoon uploaded on the website being pretty much all the horsepower Messrs Krinsk and Kaplan needed in order to know that when I mean business I mean business.


To repeat, in a nutshell, I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil does not come in the form of a pointed tail




Pitched fork.


Take care,


Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake



-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Tuesday, May 11, 2004 4:03 PM
Devin Standard; Y Smith (
Subject: Mini Cooper S - VIN WMWRE33432TD54735 - GSG's telephone number
USA 1-858-735-6398 [1-UKU-SEL-NEXT]


Attention: Mr. Bryan Vadles - Project Manager for BMW Mini Cooper Roadside Service c/o of Steve Sanchez.



The 8:20 AM PST deadline that I had set for someone from BMW to get back to came and went.


When I make a mistake I pay for it. When you make a mistake you must surely pay, wouldn’t you agree?


This hyperlink should provide you with the history of my dealings with the Bavarian Motor Works [BMW] company and at the same time serve as a training manual for United States Department of Justice officials who allow those who breach the “Anti-Trust” laws of the United States of America, so hefty price we pay when distracted by those who build in to their cost of goods sold not simply the cost of getting caught but enough left over to afford wearing expensive business suits, agree?


Us Americans, no doubt quite quick to sue are at the same time so generous in allowing foreign owned entities so often in the past doing business with the enemy to ride “rough shod’ over good, law abiding citizens, just trying to make ends meet, the average American fortunate to get 2 weeks vacation per year, on average less than 2 paychecks away from being out on the street, agree?


Good day,


Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake