BALL

 

From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Wednesday, September 29, 2004 9:59 PM
To: Barry & Annie – Prospective purchasers of the Ccrest Bed & Breakfast Cafe
Cc: rest; Devin Standard; Rob McLusky – Risdon Hosegood
Subject: RE: Ccrest=Seacrest Cafe,
Minehead, England...ball...

 

And Hello again - Working as u correctly suggested from the "bottom up" I see nothing but clear blue skies high above, no different to many tuned in to my missives for "quiet" [sic] some time who fall into 2 categories, those spending more time in the head before heading to the hills and those staying put, not sure whether to capitalize on the eventual demise of the stock markets around the world and face the prospects of an angry mob, to heck with G-D, not sure tho, what to do with their money if they were to pull it out of the stock market while not choosing for whatever reason to be a “pig at the trough” thinking they will find peace and quiet insulating their walls with 10 godzillian meters of concrete to withstand a nuclear holocaust both groups still having to go to the bathroom where they come face to face with gaseous fumes, airborne particles of feces all part of the process of self-examination, the mistakes of the past leading man-woman depending upon the pain experienced to face up to our mortality since losing our sensitivity with nature, perhaps going back to the year dot, all of us eventually arriving at the same conclusion as Einstein that G-D exists, agree?

 

Probably not, agree?

 

It is rather late and I have yet to exercise today so please forgive me once again for my long-windedness.

 

Not everyone is capable of fully understanding, the forgetfulness associated with Aspartame no doubt at least partially responsible, why the greatest genius of the modern era concluded E=mc² is “The Mind of G-D”, pretty powerful stuff coming out of the mouth of someone who while clearly was not the greatest of mathematicians but again someone who could do more than add and subtract integers which u may recall from your schooling, certainly covered in several of my hyperlinks, comprises of whole numbers which are both real and imaginary, but much importantly in terms of this subject matter, I have not forgotten about u questioning the size of my balls, was anything but religious certainly at the time Einstein “discovered” Special-General Relativity, agree?

 

Important stuff all this again since we are talking about the genius of geniuses referring to his own work with a lot of help from mathematician Grossman, declaring loud and clear for all the world to hear, unashamedly, that what he had uncovered given the absolute mind-boggling precision of General Relativity, an equation that has at its core time not simply standing still but the speed of light fricken squared, was nothing short of “The Mind of G-D”, mind-boggling agree?

 

Besides, E=mc² has now stood the test of time, having been proven time and again in direct experiments explaining in no uncertain terms the workings of the cosmos, also known as Deep Space, pretty much everything out there other than what goes on within the atmosphere of SpaceShip Mother Earth outside of the vacuum of space between each of ears, agree?

 

I assume u have gathered when looking out at the sky each night having by this time been smart enough to toss out your TV careful tho of pedestrians minding their own business also possibly tuned into my missives wanting to get a glimpse of the ever darkening skies, all part of the Red Shift effect, previously covered ad-nausea, agree?

 

Once again we cannot forget the importance Einstein attached to pretty much everything he had to say and why it should come as no surprise why an idiot like Dr. Stephen Hawking, again relatively speaking, would derive while hooking the masses on nonsense sitting not exactly in the Lucasian Chair at Cambridge University once sat in by Isaac Newton great satisfaction in poking fun at the man more responsible than any human being I am aware of for the quantum leaps in technology that allows u and I to communicate at light speed relaxing in the comforts of our surroundings without worrying about being kidnapped in the heat of the night, handcuffed by 100 odd lovers,,, u know what I mean?

 

The game of life like the game of chess getting your opponent to play to your advantage, so much fun once and only once one understands how ingenious the whole system is, was and will remain so long after we die, return, the past, the future all coming together in the present, now more so apparent than ever as the Digital Age, A G-D-Send breeds transparency at light speed, knowledge is light, imagination more important than knowledge, those living on the edge, light on their feet, their conscience intact not having bought into lost causes, constantly on the move, embracing change making the most of the scarce resources which belong to each and every one of us not just the “most average” who have risen to the top of the Bell Shaped Curve within moments in the space of time collapsing under their own weight as their underlings those co-opted more so than the rest seeking relief from our INFORMERS WANTED ads, enough to scare the living daylights out of each and every Chief Executive Officer both in private as well as public corporations, agree?

 

So hard to really tell up until this very moment in time given the makings of this “Dog eat God” [sic] world “friend from foe”, those with a command of language having managed to be ever so witty while socking it to the masses feeling ever so uncomfortable these days a far cry from even just yesterday when they were feeling their oats, agree?

 

I am going to take now a fairly long break, stretching my legs as I walk Maggie my Client-Partner-Wife’s chocolate Labrador from her beach house here in the flats of Del Mar, California and upon my return my plan is to upload the rest of this communiqué on to this “ball” hyperlink, and if I don’t return for whatever reason I am quite certain that between Devin Standard, the executor of my estate and my dear attorney friend Mr. McLusky of Risdon Hosegood all the questions u could ever possibly imagine especially if they involve poop water will be answered in no time at all.

 

In the meantime may I suggest only when visiting the head, take a good look at the Revlon Corporation Yahoo message board, view it as an environmentally sound laxative and may I suggest u work back from this hyperlink which takes u to my most recent postings paying if I may suggest one more thing, very careful attention to not only the lack of activity compared to say when I announced to the world 8 hours ahead of the mainstream media a one of a kind class action lawsuit that was the beginning of the end of the Chief Executive of Revlon Corporation, Mr. Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman having milked investors out of billions of dollars while always managing to stay several steps ahead of the law, u also pay attention to the very few posters who have this annoying habit of ignoring my one request they say “thank you.”

 

I am back, invigorated by the likes of my writer coach Glenn Shapiro who felt not only should I inform u of what environmentally sound drug I am dreaming of taking but that I should be smart enuf to include u in the income stream from the sale of our book Manager Minute One with the proviso that u continue to provide me with such terrific material.

 

For all I know u could be Mr. Provider posting up on the Revlon Yahoo Message board but I truly doubt it, something about his style that suggests he may be the genuine article not influenced by even some of my arch rivals hell bent on reaching “critical mass” to upset the balance leading to their gravy train collapsing while at the same time causing endless celebrations by the hard working poor and downtrodden masses.

 

With each tick of the almighty powerful clock more and more of those in tune with the heartbeat of the universe r socking away basic resources such as water, making the most of developing good friends to weather out the approaching storms, again such breaths of fresh Oshon swept air so eagerly awaited by those patient, not fortunately dumb enough to have bought into the bullshit of the pharmaceutical industry hooking the western world on quick fixes.

 

The cauterize I sent Dr. John Pollard yesterday caused a number of folks especially the elitists amongst the “rank and file” the very few superrich along with their prostitutes having mastered rather well over time the art of disguise, fitting in with the “maddening crowd” getting, however, more difficult with the Digital Age, a G-D-Send, Dutch Sandwiches to boot.

 

My reading abilities not quite up to par with my current ability to read patterns has me still needing to look up basic words in the dictionary a good example the word “riposte” after reading in the New York Times this past July 23rd in an article titled, About Those Fearsome Black Holes? Never Mind,

 

“In a riposte to Einstein's famous remark that God does not play dice, rejecting quantum uncertainty, Dr. Hawking said in 1976, ‘God not only plays dice with the universe, but sometimes throws them where they can't be seen.’"

 

Recognizing patterns is the first skill developed over a period of 9 months while going topsy turvy in the almost weightless womb before being popped into the “real world” where we are required to be ever so SMART going “back and forth” never around in circles, G-D-DNA-Nature so repetitive, G-D is DNA, messaging, RNA embedded everywhere, the SMART Almighty G-D having long gotten ridden of our tails, forcing us to pay ever so careful attention to the “discoveries” of Science, Mathematics the most precise of languages running “neck and neck” however, with the Hebrew language that contains in the oldest logical text sequencing Numbers, one of the 5 books of Moses, to mention little of G-D who Art in heaven, Religion to be taught ever so carefully, only once having mastered the workings of the universe, Safe Harbor provisions, laws on the books that provide the investing pubic with a false sense of security thanks to Technology being finally exposed for what they r, ticking time bombs eventually over time destroying the dreams that foster our imaginations, the recklessness of the “most average” having risen to the top of the Bell Shaped Curve now being exposed big time as the Digital Superhighway expands at light speed reconnecting each and every one us to dream once again, big time, celebration times ahead, nothing quite like the 4 digits 1421 which when added and multiplied result in the same number 8 lighting up the passages of the brain, particularly the “brainne dead” [sic], agree?

 

The Oxford American Dictionary defines “riposte” as “a quick counterstroke, a quick retort” and one can only wonder how much time if any DENNIS OVERBYE the author of the article spent in choosing this word that has so much meaning, the awesomeness of Dr. Hawking “falling on the sword” may not yet be felt by most on this planet battling to make ends meet so consumed with their “survival” us so attracted to the very negative stuff that while making us feel better about our daily grind having to put up with so much bullshit with just a quick flick of the remote TV control channel has us jumping from one distraction to the next and when dumbed to exhaustion we roll over, go to bed hoping to have pleasant dreams, agree?

 

No surprise then why those rapacious human beings like Shareholder Class Action Litigator Bill Lerach Esq. now along with his former co-chairman of the 2,000 gorilla law firm of Milberg Weiss-Lerach the target of 2 Grand Jury investigations would believe they could go about informing the world about the incredible deep rot in the corporate world that has the likes of me having a 1,000 battling average, i.e. 100% success record in ferreting out criminal wrongdoing in every instant I have been called in to examine the “books and records” of both private as well as public corporations, the likes of my former clients Milberg Weiss-Lerach quite certain given how incredibly “brainne dead” [sic] the vast majority of the literate world is that not a single one of us would ever even think to question the motives of Mr. Lerach in “challeng[ing] the quality of current corporate financial reports” in the spring of 1999 at the Business Week annual Chief Financial Officer [CFO] Conference of 100 CFOs of top U.S. companies asking them a question which those of us in the business of ferreting corruption at the highest levels of the corporate world had known about for some time, to repeat the question put to the 100 CFOs,

 

"Has your CEO ever asked you to falsify the financial results?"

 

It was in fact Bill Lerach’s use of the word “Astonishingly” that came immediately before “67% said yes – and 12% admitted they had done it. I later heard the SEC [Securities Exchange Commission] had sought – and obtained – the attendance list for this Conference” that first got my attention questioning his motives and while of course ego has a part to play in all this at the end of the day his business model is all about who amongst his competitors whether it be Melvyn Weiss or Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk also a former client of mine will end up dieing the richest in the grave.

 

The power associated with E=mc² that led to the atomic age will in time have each and every one of us remaining coming away in no time at all the difficulty of determining exactly where the friction is coming when working both sides of the coin, especially in this “Dog eat God” [sic] world of “Heads I win, tails you lose” and I assume one of the things u have gathered while clicking on to a hyperlink or “tTOo” [sic] is the “luk” [sic] of whoever wrote the Bible when translating supposedly “sum” [sic] of the first words of G-D to have chosen the word “Hear” as in “Hear O Israel I am the Lord thy G-D, G-D is one” given the knowledge only available in recent times that sound as we know it is something that can only be heard within the atmosphere of SpaceShip Mother Earth.

 

I am still thinking about the “sic” [sic] mistake a very good American friend of mine picked up when in my haste to get the email below out to Bryan and Danna Taylor currently operating the Ccrest Café I substituted in for the American-Israeli spy Dr. Jonathan Pollard the name “Dr. Jonathan Beare” who I am painstakingly wanting to enlighten while at the same time lighten up his pocket book by having him gift “us” to begin with one billion Euros, bearing in mind Dr. Jonathan Pollard does not come close to being as worldly nor having the smarts of Dr. Jonathan Beare his physicist designation not really meaning that much to me considering how astrophysicist Stephen Hawking hawked his absolute nonsense on the masses having manufactured despite being confined to a wheelchair a problem concerning Black Holes that never existed in the first place while deriving great satisfaction in poking fun at Einstein who while having made a couple of mistakes never once to my knowledge derived any joy in beating up on a colleague perhaps the result of having been the very first to discover “The mind of G-D” which had such a phrase come out of anyone less worthy would be viewed by each and everyone of us as rather arrogant, then again while most of us can recite the summary equation of General Relativity, E=mc², with ease few if any of us who have painstakingly worked back the numbers would question Einstein’s conclusion the precision of General Relativity has us scratching our heads still to this day in utter amazement, E=mc² “falling apart” at the moment we reach c, the speed of light, when everything becomes “mathematical” as time slows to zero, agree?

 

Jonathan Pollard, absolutely not to be confused with my good friend Dr. John Pollard who I have known no where near as long as Dr. Jonathan Beare, important that u remember all these names if for no other reason besides for the possible quiz at the end of this missive when facing your maker it may just help to drop a couple names assuming of course u disagree that our Good Almighty G-D isn’t really all that smart, agree?

 

Dr. Jonathan Pollard is first and foremost an idiot for not being able to “read the writing on the wall” whereas the likes of Dr. John Pollard and Dr. Jonathan Beare would have undoubtedly be4 transferring United States Navy secrets to anybody whether it be the Soviet Union or our strongest ally Israel at least asked themselves the question if not calling upon our worldly Professor Rabbi Abner Weiss why in the world the United States Navy would consciously choose not to share such supposedly important secrets critical to the defense of Israel with its most important ally in the region when even a totally non-military person such as myself holding out in a dirt piece of property in the flats of Del Mar, California accused of “shoveling dirt” in the face of my landlord has known since the early 1970s, actually just a few days after I met Israel’s first prime minister, David Ben Gurion, on November 1st 1972 where I sat cross-legged on a green patch of grass outside his rather small house alongside a whole bunch of other Lilly White Wheaty Eating South Africans that the policy of Israel in the event of either a “imminent” nuclear or biological attack, u know of course the aversion of us Jewish people to gas, Israel without blinking an eyelid, I don’t know any great Israeli poker players, would respond by sending each and every Arab capital back to the stone age, possibly sparing the road leading to Damascus so that when Bryan Taylor is done handing out our business cards in the western Sahara to both Islamic, Jewish, Christian, Buddhist and atheist extremists he would kick back awhile and assuming my Client Partner Wife Marie Dion gave the green light I would have Dr. Jonathan Beare while flying over in Air force One having got instruction from my father WW2 fighter-bomber-pilot to hook without losing anytime both Marie and I as well as my Ducati ST4S while passing over Del Mar eventually after serving us one most incredible meal, Dr. Beare quite the master chef, to parachute us alongside Bryan having of course picked up along the way some scones and Somerset clottered cream courtesy of the next owners of Ccrest, what do u think?

 

Most if not every Israeli Jew as well as Arab would agree Israel has more sophisticated nuclear weaponry than even the United States given the size of Israel and the concern with collateral damage such nincompoop concern left for political science classes, political Science another of the great oxymorons, not to suggest that Israel wouldn’t see the merits of  trading their nuclear secrets with whoever it is that actually owns Baja, California in exchange for agreeing to facilitate the moving of Israel with or without the Dead Sea to Baja all of course in the interests of “fair trade”, agree, makes perfect sense?

 

Please bear in mind that if u place 10 Jewish people in a room u will not only get 11 arguments with everyone agreeing that Jesus Christ really did not only have it easier than what I am putting each and every one on this planet who has allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning thru now, but moreover, Christ was born a Jew, lived the righteous life of a Jewish person, died a Jew as one would expect in a sinful world and most likely got buried as an orthodox Jewish person and would most of all cringe at all the figurative statues of him bleeding to death when his message of “Do unto others as you would want done unto yourself” seems pretty powerful enough unless of course one is hell bent on milking the masses of their last penny with this original sin bullshit, agree?

 

Moving on to the subject of why I have balls, all well covered in previous missives.

 

Second, I know my subjects rather well, that while my style of communication may not be everyone’s “cup of tea” I know a thing or “tTOo” [sic] about communicating with folks at the highest levels of the socio-economic order as well as the dirt poor, the “filthy rich” seeing their house of cards about to implode unlike anything written about in the annals of history, u must just love that phrase I picked up from the sculpture A. Wasil, “While the rich get richer the poor get the picture” who for all I know may have picked it up from Devin Standard, again, the executor of my estate.

 

The other day while I was having a sandwich at the Board and Grill here in downtown Del Mar getting rather incredible feedback on some of my more recent  postings on the Revlon Corporation Yahoo message board bearing in mind that Dr. 850 who responded with “Doggtoo- this board is about REVLON the cosmetics company - you are one lost Dude!” never did respond to my rather straightforward question some 5 days, “Do u mind if I ask u what exactly do u hope to achieve by being so involved in this message board?”, agree?

 

Again bear in mind that so far not a single poster on this message board that we know is watched ever so closely by Ronald “Capo Di Capi” Perelman, the chairman and CEO of Revlon, has thanked me for the pivotal role I played in getting Revlon shareholders $10 million odd less of course the standard attorney’s fees and the attorneys in turn don’t exactly pay peanuts to the likes of me, most familiar with my work product would agree I am while sometimes a pain in the butt, not always that terrific at taking direction, well above average, however, at “risk assessment” second to none I am aware of, agree?

 

Then again u might argue I should hold my head in shame for having got such a pitifall sum of money out of The Finagle King, $10 million not exactly a King’s ransom considering the well in excess of $10 billion Perelman has squeezed out of the hands of momworker63 types, then again u might not be all that familiar with this one of a kind SCAL nor would I assume for a single minute u would care about any of this unless of course u were like my mother possibly wanting to see Revlon go down the tubes making your stash of Love That Pink lipstick go thru the roof, agree?

 

Suffice to say the Board and Grill is not quite a hole in the wall one finds in another sea side resort like Athens, Greece my beginning to focus once again in communicating with the likes of my extraordinary Royal Mater there not many Durban South Africans living in a one story flat with quite the rock waterfall and outside bar with signage, “Please leave your valuables before you jump”, a stones throw from our orthodox Jewish synagogue invited, again to the best of my knowledge, to the wedding in October 1968 of Jacqueline Kennedy to Aristotle Onassis, even more incredible wouldn’t u agree that this highly literate woman at the peak of her colorful career couldn’t find “a single word to say to Jackie O” who got dumped by my mother’s client within moments of the matrimonial vows ending?

 

One might assume the guest list numbered if not into the hundreds of millions surely at least a million Anti-Trust attorneys looking for an inside track involving the importation of chemicals into the United States were herded in to the one room where poor, poor, Jackie O quite pissed off with the Kennedys not because she had to spend money looking for affordable security, the death of her one lover, United States Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy putting to an end the Secret Service protection for her children, her pitiful dowry no doubt pissing off the former "First Lazy" [sic] of the United States the most was how incredibly well dressed my mother would have been doubtful tho Zena Gevisser wore her leopard skin suit that possibly my amazing father killed with his 2 bare hands immediately after diving into a crowded swimming pool as one kid was in an all out effort to drown his sibling, agree?

 

So what if anything I have written above has u wondering what is fiction and what is non-fiction, and again I suggest u call Royal Mater and hear out of the “horses mouth” what she thinks and then don’t forget to ask, “How come with such terrific material you didn’t include any of this in your best seller, that sold off the shelves in no time at all.”

 

Can’t u just imagine my step-father known amongst the rag trade of South Africa as “Mr. SA Clothing” dialing their printers all over the world getting pricing on an updated edition of The Winking Cat thinking that he might still be a candidate for dying the richest person in the grave as his co-founder of South African Clothing Industries, Mr. Abe Dubin concerns himself with how much exactly I know about how he and other top executives of this rather well diversified clothing conglomerate that even had the right to distribute Sharp products like this calculator in South Africa whether say his former secretary Mrs. Simpson may have inadvertently in replying to an email of mine given out Abe’s Swiss numbered bank accounts along with the passwords, not that I have ever once been asked by any single private Swiss banker for something so infantile remembering I was introduced to my first private Swiss banker at age 10 when while having her first major stroke my extraordinary mother managed to spit out everything every single prosecutor in the world would be interested in knowing assuming their objective was to ferret out the truth the whole truth and whole truth why the rich get richer and the poor get the picture, u know what I mean?

 

Bearing in mind that I have timed my “unveilings” rather well so as to cause the least amount of collateral damage as elitists around the world implode into a heap of tears while empowering the downtrodden masses to be ever so smart and not be so incredibly dumb so as to take to the streets, my sensitivities without the slightest question of a doubt with the common man-woman my having finally rid myself of any loyalty to deceit lies and wrongdoings bearing in mind Uncle Abe once saved my ass after I shot up a rather luxurious suite in a rather ritzy Hotel in Arosa Switzerland around the time my Royal Mater began to lose her mind after losing her hand bag in a hair salon in Zurich, which u may not know is in also in Switzerland, my assuming nothing at this point other than u will by the time u finished reading this relatively brief missive understand everything there is to know about the term “due diligence”.

 

The term "Jew diligence" [sic] is one I believe I first became acquainted with then tutoring first year business-accounting students at the University of Natal, South Africa where I am very proud to say I had the highest drop out of rate of any tutor in the history of the faculty the result of informing my students "sum of them" [sic] engineering graduates looking how to make money that they would be better off first getting a real job and then if bored with the big bucks to come back and get an education in say art but they wouldn’t be able to make a living in the art world if they didn’t know how to draw unless they had bought off the creators of museums and galleries who in turn were more than likely bought off with folks who had mastered the art of larceny, mostly English scholars realizing that they had no talent choosing the sinful path of "O what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive, blah blah", the study of English literature simply a more civilized approach to perfecting the art of larceny than going to business school where malleable kids learn how to lie, steal and cheat.

 

In the words of Ghandi, first they ignore you, then they make fun of you, then they fight you and then you win.

 

My sense is that u r smart enough to know at this point even without fully understanding the term "due diligence" that it is all but impossible to ignore me in which case your decision to make fun of me, " What were you on!!??" is not something I simply welcome but strongly encourage, to repeat

 

I very much appreciate the fact that you are increasing the circle of those people dependant upon my communications for their insight and analysis of the events of the day. This is a very affirmative and positive step on your part that is highly appreciated.

 

Now please don’t get discouraged, on the contrary u should not only feel empowered assuming u r not in fact fronts for my extraordinary mother and step-father Alan Zulman, G-D only help u tho, if Mr. and/or Mrs. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk have put u up to this for the simple reason the incredible increased traffic that will one day frequent Ccrest will afford u never have to carry any type of insurance, more likely than not u would self-insure thru an offshore insurance capturing, no strike that, setting up captives encouraging even the Indians taking over California thanks to the heroic efforts of the likes of my mother’s great pal Sol “Gambling Czar” Kersner who when hauled before the International  War Tribunal investigating the greatest enslavement, torture and mass murder in the history of our species during the Apartheid Government of South Africa under the “command and control” of the South African Oppenheimer in cahoots with the American Charles Engelhard aided abetted by the Attorney General of the United States at the time, the most dishonorable Mr. Robert F. Kennedy, now u getting the picture why more than a handful of folks sitting up amongst the elders of communities around the world consider me the most dangerous person alive.

 

Again do not hesitate to let me know if there is anything I should read both “back and forth” as well as “up and down” never forgetting to put up your strongest debate on the subject G-D does NOT exist and I will argue either side of the equation, don’t ever tho be foolish to ignore me like that imbecile Milo Gardner who has now been added to my delete, my using this missive to let each and every single person on my email list who ignores an email directed to them that within 72 hours of them not responding they will also be added to the delete list which of course can be updated should it turn out that such an individual was busy saving the world on their own peaceful crusade.

 

The email I sent our 2 terrific Canadian friends should help fill in any of the missing blanks, not forgetting I can not only explain in fairly simple English you requiring just a basic understanding of mathematics and science at the highest levels that not only is there no beginning, middle or end to this universe but there exists within each of us an incredibly good, Almighty Smart G-D.

 

Take Care,

 

Gary

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Barry and Annie
Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 2004 7:25 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE: Ccrest=Seacrest Cafe, Minehead, England

 

Hello Gary,

 

We certainly wont assume we have a deal until you have confirmed you HAVE decided to sell,

and at a price we all agree with.

 

Then we would have to view the house, get a survey done etc see accounts/books of the business

Have you only run the cafe for the tourist season only ??

 

Sorry but im not sure exactly what you mean by "due diligence"

maybe you could be more specific, maybe this is an american term?

 

As for putting up a non refundable deposite, this is something

we dont usually do in the uk, its not the norm. Deposites usually are transfered between

solicitors when everything is agreeded, and basically the sale is almost complete.

 

There would have to be some kind of reciprical arrangement to ensure your good faith also??

if we did go down this route, although i would expect a solicitor to advise against anything being "up front"

 

And as for the time factor, we would try to complete by the dates we agree. But non of us can foresee

what may or MAY NOT delay the proceedings, we would be in the hands of our solicitors, fully aware of course

that we want things done ASAP.

 

As for the rest of your e.mails contents, What were you on!!??

Please read it back you i hope will see what i mean

 

Your Ball

 

Annie

 

 

 

Sent: Mon 9/27/2004 7:02 PM

 

Annie hi again - assuming you get comfortable with the stuff you point out in your latest communiqué my leaving it entirely up to you to complete your due diligence and please do not assume we have a deal until I say so, how much money will you put up as a non-refundable deposit in the event you do not complete the transaction by the end of the year and second, what would be your cut off date for completing your due diligence?

 

The email below from Canadian Danna Taylor on September 7th spells out “sum” [sic] of the reasons why we think 300,000 pounds is one incredible steal.

 

“... and who ever said that september was meant to be quieter than August, should get their head checked....it has been a very good week....off the top of my head, I could say the best one yet.

 

Takings  (september)

Wed1: £115.25 (sunny)

Thu 2: £154.80 (sunny)

Fri 3: £114.60 (overcast)

Sat 4: £209.05 (overcast)

Sun 5: £285.55 (sunny)

Mon 6: £198.30 (sunny)

 

And as you requested last week.....

 

Total takings from May 1st, 2004 to date (06/09/04) £14,807.94.

 

take care, hope all is well and that the kids are enjoying their first week back in school. Say hello to marie for us. we are now off to enjoy a cloudy day of in exeter. must take the sights in while we can!

 

-danna-

 

Annie, please understand that I am not making a single representation other than the information contained in our communiqués “back and forth”.

 

I am in fact quite the “open book” and one would simply need to type my name on any Internet search engine to c all there is to know about me paying attention to this rather important decision by Judge Jack B. Weinstein a famous Federal Judge here in the United States who cited my contribution in his decision to overturn a landmark multi-million dollar repetitive stress injury jury award, sending corrupt plaintiffs and their lawyers packing with their tails between their legs.

 

The book I am writing, Manager Minute One, a takeoff of the business book best seller, One Minute Manager is all about empowering the “kid”s to parent the “dik” [sic] parents who need the most help while providing real time workshops over The Internet, spelling out some of the reasons we believe G-D-Nature got rid of our tails during the evolutionary process of weeding out the riff-raff, going around in circles contributes to short-circuits, careful when traveling up

 

Or

 

Downstream without a reliable paddle as well as insurance with a credit worthy insurance carrier, not a single credible individual

 

Or

 

Group I am aware of would argue such a “credit worthy” carrier currently exists, agree?

 

Only people who lie, steal and cheat need good memories that simply don’t last forever, agree?

 

A mind a terrible thing to lose the result of each one of us going around in circles as opposed to the natural “back and forth” rhythm of the universe, agree?

 

And why the need to constantly move forward as well as pay attention to the still movement of the “Oshon’s” [sic] waters especially when rowing in “reverse” always reflecting on the past which together with the future all come together in the present, stemming from simply understanding the basics of Quantum Physics-Gravity-Mechanics leading to the Digital Age, a G-D-Send, as in 01 10=4+3+2+1+0, 2 RiP to shreds without ever feeling the need to resort to violence, sending those who lie, steal and cheat in to a tailspin as in Pi R².

 

Pi not round Pi R², there good reason why an Almighty SMART G-D would not have such a thing as a perfect circle in mathematics, the most precise of languages, English ripped out of Latin one of the spiritual languages by politicians, mostly lawyers wanting to confuse the masses, agree?

 

TRAMS as in Science, Math, Art, Religion, Technology provides all the guidance for us to stay on track, the teachings of Pythagoras and Newton’s first principle, “4 every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost” [sic], the numeral 0 possibly originating when folks dissected the stem of a flower and noticed the circles, the Roman Numeral I, the stem itself standing on its “own 2 legs”, the axel along with the wheel getting things moving in all directions, numbers II and III followed eventually by the awesome number 4 the halfway point leading to infinity, the rather perfect proportions of petals, leads one, each of us geniuses, those more so who have not allowed others to interfere with our sequencing, to conclude the universe is endless, more so when understanding General Relativity, agree?

 

2 c mE the reverse of E=mc² spelling out the awesome power of “negative space”, only the “most average” rising to the top of the Bell Shaped Curve, that which goes around comes around with a vengeance bearing in mind that Einstein the genius of modern day geniuses in working out the working of the cosmos as he put it, “The Mind of G-d”, to his credit acknowledged his failure to embrace Quantum Mechanics as “quiet” [sic] a mistake, very possibly preventing him from completing his

 

Unified Theory

For the inner workings

Of the universe.

 

Then again, time is relative and once accepting that there is no such thing as a coincidence that design is everywhere, the past, the future all come together in the present, few worth their salt arguing differently that G-D is DNA, within each one of us to keep track of those going astray choosing the “sinful life”, agree?

 

No surprise as we try to leap forward so aware of our mortality wanting to accomplish immortality that we forget that the discoveries of those past within each one of us not so absorbed in our own little world of this all being about, “me, me and me” versus “we, we, we”, so difficult tho, to think even quietly let alone aloud in this so noisy, “Dog eat God” [sic] world agree?

 

Not to forget the really fun things in life helped in no small measure by Technology stemming from the “discovery” of things such as Chaos Theory which help us make sense of the workings of the markets while never forgetting to pay attention to what transpired when endless Dutch Bulbs supported the world’s economy be4 going bust, such SMART matters all contained in MM1 geared toward getting folks everywhere to get back to their roots while demonstrating in “real time” tried and proven ways to hold those who choose to “upset the balance” be held accountable in a myriad of ways most importantly embarrassing the crap out of those who still have a conscience and for the rest to be tried in courts where a jury of their peers will send them packing just in time for their maker using the latest and greatest technology available to man-woman without saying a word, sound only hear here on earth, placing such evil doers on a return trip where they will support the rest of the food chain, planet Mother Earth the only place where the Devil finds comfort with evil doers, hell only here on earth, in the words of our JoNathan,

 

NO DEVIL LIVED ON=NO DEVIL LIVED ON,

 

on a par with,

 

A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA=A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA.

 

Such “word playing” taking place back in the fall of 2002 during a rather stressful period for our boy who was 10 years old at the time, fortunate enough tho, to have his rather smart mother’s DNA and a better than average breeding given his exposure since age 18 months to “sum” [sic] of my “Bottoms Up Schooling” placing him today in position like each and every one of our kids to rise above the tides as long as they don’t see themselves as ants worst of all co-dependants.

 

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything!

 

Smoked fish while “sumwhat” [sic] tasty reminds me most of the Greek expression, The Fish Rots From The Head Down, MM1 showing how relatively easy it is to never, if one is truly intent on protecting the space between one’s ears becoming like Deep Space a perfect vacuum, ever put up with any of the “bullshit”, willing to confront evil every step of the way.

 

There have in fact been relatively very few great discoveries the invention of the light bulb, a charged vacuum tube, taking man-woman several million years to work out, no doubt the delay result of our better halves, women, having been kick out for “sum” [sic] 2,500 years ago at around the time of Pythagoras by men with their elevated testosterone while embracing their “favorites” when going to war rather than get their arms around the evidence that women because of their nurturing skills are in fact better at multi-tasking and problem solving, agree?

 

Men tho, r far better listeners than what most women gives us credit for, “sum” [sic] of us men so incredibly good at solving problems for women without rarely if ever being actually asked by women who for the most part simply vent their frustration in being raped time and again, agree?

 

Not forgetting how ingenious us single dimensional males are in our ability to beat the living daylights out of one another, agree?

 

So important to go “back and forth” examining science and mathematics at the highest levels leading to spirituality that does not require little if any explanation, my Client-Partner-Wife’s spirituality graphic [difficulty attaching hyperlinks] spelling out the essence of MM1 perhaps best expressed in our website www.EmanANDdog.COM=MOC.godDNAname, just another one of our 100 odd networks under construction from the “bottom up”.

 

My rather stellar track record of success without being a “pig at the trough” places me today in the position of more likely than not beating out Dr. Jonathan Beare to die the richest person in the grave, Dr. JB in my opinion the richest “cash rich” individual on the planet, i.e. still able to raise more money in the space of 24 hours than anyone I know to mention little of me not quite “sue dumb” [sic] to sell this one of a kind property to folks who have yet to develop their own track record not yet having the means to fully appreciate the money I/We would be leaving on the table.

 

In other words, it shouldn’t take u that much longer to pack your car, sell off everything including possibly your first born to the highest bidder than the time it took me to purchase Ccrest without the previous owner inviting me in out of the freezing cold back in late December 2001 for a look at what I was purchasing when I knocked on his window rather late at night, Mr. Coster possibly thinking that because I had not a single penny on me at the time, no identity documents, not even a credit card that I was homeless, coming up, however, with an ingenious way to get free board and lodging, the only credit card I had brought with me from the United States as a gift for my mother contained only her married name which u can c in this hyperlink and had I not simply dropped it ahead of time in the mail box testing the ingenuity of the Royal Mail service to locate my extraordinary Royal Mater may have only led to more weariness on the part of this terrific gentleman and his wife who I assume after checking with Interpol, the FBI, the South African Secret Police and of course Israel’s Mossad eventually allowed me to stay with them even tho I had in the process of protecting my rear end befriended every attorney, psychologist, psychiatrist including mystics across the Bristol Channel in Wales in the event my mother were to try to have me institutionalized enlisting if need be the help of my famous gay cousin-author-journalist Mark Gevisser just so that she and my stepfather, Alan Zulman alone could be credited with solving all the problems of the world, just call England 44-1-98-46-24-0-88 and listen to their outgoing message.

 

Naturally should this ever more so reclusive couple answer the phone be polite, it always helping to speak of course in the Queen’s English letting them know simply that u were calling to hear their,

 

Sorry we r out of touch solving the problems of the world” [sic].

 

Suggest they replace the phone bearing in mind were u to interfere with the blood flow to my mother’s heart don’t be surprised to be hit with a lawsuit supported by my first cousin Dr. Barry Molk one of the very best if not the best cardiologist in the world realizing more and more these days the economics of setting up an assembly line catering to my adversaries increasingly seeking frontal lobotomies they may force u to sell off your husband Barry assuming he isn’t worth much more than his weight in gold, agree?

 

And if in fact Barry is overweight then u can be rest assured my mother who keeps kosher will find a way to feed him to the pigs at that slaughterhouse recently built just outside of Wiveliscombe, Somerset that could soon have those rich folks heading to Minehead, allowing her and Alan Zulman to buy up the little remaining real estate in Wivesliscombe that they don’t already own at fire sale prices which once the demand for pigs subsides, the slaughterhouse converted in to dwellings for my few relatively few remaining adversaries willing to dig ditches preventing soil erosion, thus putting my English folks once again in the running to die the richest people in the grave, agree?

 

Naturally a sad by product of all this could be anti-Semitism rearing its ugly head once again in England, not that it ever subsided and let that be the only thing I am left to deal with, agree?

 

G-D only help my Roman Catholic and Protestant brothers and sisters bearing in mind my ability to debate with anyone the existence of an Almighty SMART G-D to entrust his-her smarts to any one single individual given how quick we r to point fingers at those who simply point out what is wrong with the world, those at the top of the pyramid relying on those at the bottom of the totem pole to fight it out amongst themselves, but as this world goes topsy-turvy-curvy with the termites making terrific ground those fostering hate amongst the worker bees r just moments away from falling from one incredible dizzy height, collapsing in to a heap of tears, agree?

 

While diminishing in numbers again relatively speaking, my adversaries could support at least one converted cardiologist practice for possibly a week without the billing clerk having to bill for unnecessary procedures, agree?

 

Again one needs to fully appreciate what it means to have a property that requires no maintenance to speak of and has as its backyard perhaps the most amazing enchanted forest yet to be discovered by folk all over the world more than a handful only just with this broadcasted missive hearing about our great Somerset Cream served by possibly the best looking brother-sister team to come out of Canada other than of course my Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion and her brother Jean who given all the publicity he receives in my missives could place his sights not simply in becoming the head of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police [RCMP] but at the same time while not wanting to lose his incredible pension, very possibly the next French Canadian Pope altho I have yet to hear whether Jean Dion, Jean pronounced more like “John” but with a French Canadian accent was as creative as his sister Marie Dion when attending confession, “I lied to my mother, beat the crap out of my sister” [sic] which probably went down a whole lot better than if she had told that yoyo on the other side of the screen very likely playing with him-herself,

 

“When the dialogue becomes tTOo monologues it is the beginning of the end” [sic].

 

By the way Marie is in the process of being immortalized in the most exquisite bronze 6 foot 2 inch statue to be placed as part of the “Holy Family” in “Celebration of family” on the Notre Dame University in the United States and the next time I visit Notre Dame in Paris I will try and make a point of remembering to bring along a miniature model in an effort to invigorate, indoctrinate and promulgate the dieses to enter into a contract with the sculpture A. Wasil of San Diego, California that will help them out of their future mess once class action lawyers have milked each and every Catholic congregation here in the U.S. dry along with their insurance carriers for fiddling with young and defenseless altar boys.

 

Moreover, my Royal Mater when not funding anti-terrorist groups does in fact live part of the year in Wiveliscombe about an hour from Minehead and the rest of the year in Israel, the possibility exists that Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman may provide at a minimum the godzillian billion trillion million dollars in seed capital to do an environmental impact study on moving our Israeli brothers and sisters from Israel to Baja, California which while ultimately leading to world peace would as a first step act as a buffer to narco-terrorists trying to penetrate through Mexico in to the U.S., agree?

 

Perhaps such incredible insight was the main reason why my school-hood-pal Roy Essakow moved from La Jolla, California close to the Mexican border further north to Beverly Hills, Roy a hired hand of Marc “Fugitive” Rich who former President Clinton on his last day in the Oval Office granted a presidential pardon for sins we have yet to fully uncover to mention just in passing my trying desperately to get my family members involved with The Diamond Invention that facilitated the greatest enslavement, torture and mass murder of all time to get with the program to do the “right thing” for the “common good” as opposed to waiting for the next South African government to set up a Military War Tribunal who will learn a lesson or “tTOo” [sic] from the pitiful Truth Commission set up by the current ANC Government that has allowed the rich to get richer and the poor the picture.

 

The smart money increasingly visible thanks to the Digital Age, again a G-D-Send, as in “Fools names, fools faces in public places”, agree?

 

It is possible my South African accent had the former owners of Ccrest taking me “sumwhat” [sic] seriously despite my unorthodox bypassing of the formalities issued by my wonderful attorney Mr. McLusky of Risdon Hosegood in Minehead, bearing in mind Mr. Coster is South African whose family lineage can be traced back to the Coster many credit as being the inventor of the printing press.

 

Everything I do is ultimately geared toward streamlining the process most of all getting folks to once again think clearly taking note of the similarities between the young and old who so similar in their childish acts, more than a handful of folks including my extraordinary Royal Mater acting rather “senile” since what else can explain their childish behavior, aware, however, of my intellectual reasoning in “knowing end” has them remaining hell bent in opposition to the publishing of my one of a kind best selling book that while still in the final stages of being “pulled together” is shaking the ruling elite to their core.

 

It did in fact take me another 24 hours to step foot on to Ccrest after I had completed the transaction with Mr. Coster in less than 5 minutes unaware there was even a café attached to this one of a kind final resting spot.

 

Again all roads from Rome lead to Ccrest for folks to then take a cruise with or without Tom Cruise to the new Israel situated in Baja, California, my encouraging u to make the most of this once in a lifetime opportunity, that u will c the wisdom of always leaving monies on the table, weary tho of gifting anything to anyone without knowing for absolute certain they have not allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning, agree?

 

U know of course the trafficking of human beings is still very much in this “Dog eat God” [sic] world big time business-personal.

 

My hurried decision to purchase Ccrest, trying to avoid freezing to death standing up, came soon after beginning the 614 mile walk the “Hands” sculpture on the boardwalk depicting this incredible scenic walk that every human being on the planet should do be4 meeting our maker, my being ever so thoughtful to contribute my last monies to the local hospital who had I slipped and fallen with no one to blame for my negligence other than an errant cow would have surely taken pity on poor, poor, poor, Gary.

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

Ps - U can c some photos of Ccrest=Seacrest in this Ccrest=Seacrest Cafe,  hyperlink below.

 

Ps IDevin Standard, the executor of my estate, is currently in Germany and perhaps on his return trip to the United States can assist in setting up what we refer to here as the “escrow” that holds both “our feet to the fire” in the event my attorney Mr. McLusky is away, once and only when I say we have a deal.

 

Time tho is of the essence, i.e. the longer you take to complete your due diligence putting up your cows if worth more than your husband as earnest money deposit, forget whatever increasingly worthless diamonds u may have, the less likely I am going to be able to talk my partner-wife Marie Dion to part with this one of a kind business-personal property.

 

 

 

Sent: Sun 9/26/2004 11:49 AM

 

Dear Annie and Barry – I have yet to discuss your email with Marie Dion but to keep my conversation with my rather logical partner-wife brief and to the point, tell me exactly what is your bottom line price for purchasing this one of a kind business opportunity and how quickly can you complete the transaction.

 

Yours truly,

 

Gary

 

 

“The world would be far better off if women were on permanent PMS then they wouldn’t put up with any of the bullshit” – Marie Dion

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: bazannie
Sent:
Saturday, September 25, 2004 2:26 AM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Ccrest=Seacrest Cafe,
Minehead, England

 

Dear Gary

Thanks for contacting us regarding the Seacrest cafe.

Since my hubby Barry spoke to Donna, we were eagerly awaiting this mail, but sadly it seems you are not yet planning a sale, or at least one we could consider.( £400,000 out of the question).
We have talked about nothing else since the phone call. We feel quiet deflated

Barry and i have previously owned a similar catering business and your place seemed the right size for the two of us to run, as bryan and donna have. I got the impression they were wanting to go back to 
USA.

Shame as we have two couples waiting to buy our home in southport.

We will have to look else where, as we want to make a change sooner rather than later, we almost had
the car packed to come down and have another look, barry had taken exterior pictures on his phone last time we were in lynmouth.

If your situation changes, or you need a couple to maybe run it for a season by all means contact us.
We could rent our flat out for the same time,we would like to make a change realisticly after christmas.

Regards Annie & Barry




On Thu,
23 Sep 2004 18:48 , Gary S. Gevisser <gsg@sellnext.com> sent:

Dear Barry and Anne;

 

Bryan Taylor the operator of our Ccrest=Seacrest Café in Minehead tells me that you might be interested in purchasing this one of a kind property-business and that he had indicated to you that we would be looking at a sale price of around 300,000 pounds.

 

Since Bryan spoke with you my wife and I after further consultation with Bryan have decided that given the incredible success Bryan and his sister Danna have had during this past summer and considering the investment of our time and money since acquiring Ccrest in December 2001 it would make more sense given the current trend especially when compared to the previous years to see what this brother-sister team could do in their second season unless someone were to come in with a “crazy” offer of sum 400,000 pounds which to “sum” [sic] may be very reasonable considering this is the location of locations, the road from London ending at our doorstep before entering one of the most enchanted forests on planet earth, to mention little of time and again how idiotic can one really be in this “dog eat god” [sic] world to compare Ccrest to anything, i.e. nothing comparable, a gree?

 

Both Bryan and Danna have indicated they would be interested in staying on should a buyer wish to keep this terrific team but at the same time all of us could understand if someone thought it would suite them better to live and operate the Bed and Breakfast Café as had been the case with the previous owners.

 

Please let me know your thoughts.

 

Regards,

 

Gary S. Gevisser