From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Monday, September 13, 2004 3:45 PM PT
To:
Devin Standard
Cc: rest;
Tony Unruh; Ted.kimball@kts-law.com; Glen Shapiro
Subject: FW: Next Symposium {:}...Listen up!...
Devin Standard...I am trying to meet President Bush tomorrow..."

 

Devin - please help me with this one.

 

Would it make any sense u think to repeat to the likes of Tony Unruh and Glenn Shapiro say 10 Godzilla, billion, trillion times that there is not a single individual on this planet capable of engaging me in serious debate explaining in any grade English using any number of quantitative tools of their preference why the world’s financial markets have not imploded, yet?

 

Glenn Shapiro, u must have figured out by now when he hired me some 15 years ago on the very day my non-compete ended with Insurance Marketing Services Inc., was not simply because he took pity on me a poorly Lilly White Wheaty Eating South African refugee capable tho, of assisting him in mowing his lawn while perfecting this ingenious technique of distracting the ants as I hopped around with all my 10 fingers and 10 toes lodged fully in my scrotum.

 

Should I impress u more with my ability to conjugate in Latin more than amo, amas I’m a tart, who loves great art, just wanting to please my artist-painter Client-Partner-Wife-love-of-my-life who came up last night at our friend Stefan’s incredible Italian restaurant with another ingenious move that if only I could find a moment of time to set aside “wood have us” [sic] blowing the competition to smithereens without so much as lifting more than a single finger, design tho, everywhere, the distractions all part of the game of life, like the game of chess getting your opponent to play to your advantage, her quiet time at the rock cabin paying big time dividends.

 

Now in the event I don’t return as Pypeetoe the very Good, Almighty SMART G-D will I am quite certain in his-her infinite wisdom continue to shine upon me, thinking I could possibly contribute more than being an ant for a kid to test out the strength of the sun by placing a magnifying glass over me in the heat of the day, what do u think?

 

Would I be wrong in suggesting when my china TU was referring to our great great great President George W. Bush as the next "Hitler...Idi Amin" followed by impressing upon us his command of cussing that what we witnessed  was TU's "Grrrrwwwl"?

 

I will let u know at some point whether to set aside some preferred, non-voting stock, in my intellectual property for TU's kids who may very well be several steps of me figuring out that by prodding him to keep at it, perhaps even flavoring his food with all sorts filtered nutrients that prevent him from getting his much needed sleep, I will appreciate their grand effort.

 

Good luk" [sic] with tomorrow when I will be meeting with Rod U cannot win all gambles with mother nature Smith.

 

Gary

 

Ps – Following my next broadcasted missive to attorney at law Ted Kimball of KTS, the attorneys representing my landlord, J. Simple Smith I will be signing off The Internet for a period of time following in the footsteps of Glenn Shapiro who replied with the following to my latest broadcast:

 

I know you are trying harder and you were doing a little better up through the 4th paragraph -- but then you went right back to the same old shit

 

Anyway, I have been giving you extreme honesty and do not appreciate your contrary opinion.  I am going to take a little break from reading your stuff for a while. I know you will probably think it is my loss. And as I try to stay positive, I will agree that may be the case. 

 

I know I cannot help you as you continue to write as if you and Moses are the only two worth listening to -- with some doubt on the value of Moses' words I'm sure.

 

Devin, u will recall my extraordinary elitist mother’s profound words,

 

I only debate people who agree with me

 

which came about when I took a “contrary opinion”, the peeling away of layers getting much easier as we empower the kids to parent the parents who need the most help.

 

Astonishing wouldn’t u agree despite her schooling me so well to question everything including the importance of knowing what art to buy in the event of a rainy day but mostly to enjoy when around and visiting with good friends while investing heavily in A NAME FROM HERE YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE, the masses of Lumpen proletarians less and less bewildered by the obfuscation, the hiding of poor performances in each of our “backyachts” [sic] while slowly but surely getting their arms around the very real world solutions we have for solving all the problems of the world, the icing on the cake being the “fact” I have completed Einstein’s work to come up with a

 

Unified Theory

For the inner workings

Of the universe.

 

The deafening silences of the likes of Glenn Shapiro and Tony Unruh to such rather important matters along with them never once commenting of the failure of the leadership around the world to scream out loud and take to the streets as the greatest mass murder in humankind’s history took place well after WW2, speaks increasingly volumes, agree?

 

The Diamond Invention saying everything!

 

In time these blithering idiots will eventually come up for air, educational light journeys continuing from now until eternity, the Digital Age, a G-D-Send, such missives with or without me empowering all those who have not allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning, mostly again and again, the youth who r all our futures, to be protected at all cost.

 

Over my dead body will our great, great President George W. Bush be defeated this fall.  

 

Ps I – It is also time your father and I spoke once again.

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Antony Unruh
Sent: Monday, September 13, 2004 1:07 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Next Symposium {:}...Listen up!...Devin Standard...I am trying to meet President Bush tomorrow..."

 

Grrrrwwwl!

--It is just a matter of time be4 we get to see the "growl" coming first

from the rank and file like Tony Unruh