From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 6:19 PM
To: Antony Unruh
Cc: rest; Newell@nstarks.com; Thomas.Stephens@bartlit-beck.com; GShapiro@eeiconferences.com; Deborah Sturman Esq.; Janey RuddRNC Communications; Judith Long – The Nation; JRK@class-action-law.com; Chairman@gop.com; FBI; President@whitehouse.gov
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TU – I appreciate your brevity, but have u noticed u do a lot of “back and forth” between the, "Idi Amin, Robert Mugabe and the likes of Adolph Hitler" and "phatso" communiqués which r in stark contrast to the “back and forth” between your deafening silences and then your emails containing nothing but a single hyperlink just like this one u sent me some 39 minutes after I broadcasted this “draft” email.

 

Now take a very deep breath, breath in the Oshon swept fresh air, let it settle deep into your lungs, hold it for about 4 minutes, don’t push things if u feel the need to come up for air, and I assume u r smart enough to pull your head out of MichaelFictitious-Tit-Phatso” [sic] Moore’s anus, agree?

 

And if not then please do so prior to exhaling since I think I hear Mr. Moore wanting to say something really intelligent, perhaps tho, he is simply wanting to gouge himself on a couple more pigs be4 his entrées arrive, what do u think?

 

Can u give me a one sentence assessment of this brandmanpr email I sent out last evening that may as a result of your assisting Glenn Shapiro get me my $20 zillion advance for MM1 also help with the number of hits your website is getting.

 

And should u accomplish this one request I will give u a 30 day free trial placing your banner on any number of my 100 odd websites including real-tycheck.com, do we have a deal?

 

Tu, please try and understand that as much as u and a handful others remain in denial that I am very much on track to dying the richest person in the grave, getting the attention I have never really sought, u must for your children’s sake dig deep and examine the information I provided to Brandmanpr getting thru as painstaking as it is all the information.

 

I fully realize that just looking at it stresses u out - tTOo many hyperlinks, blah blah but like all my missives it was very carefully designed to have u pretty much already making up your mind about the content prior to reading it, agree?

 

Naturally, I could keep it keep it short and sweet, succinct and focus on one point much like when advising my clients who I make pay “thru the nose”.

 

Remember now I was mostly home-schooled by my mother Zena Gevisser who was not exactly the “village idiot”, u wouldn’t have any idea of her royalty stream for engineering the sale of Oil of Olay that was developed by 2 chemists from our home town of Durban, South Africa, to mention little of why she felt so comfortable taking me from age 3 when I began to talk to more than a handful of board meetings of the largest multi-national conglomerates operating in the Republic of South Africa by the time I was 10 years of age or why my uncle David Gevisser, the executor of the estate of the richest man in the world provided only me with letters of introduction to a handful of folks, not exactly full on nincompoops here in the United States, what do u think?

 

U wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised now would u about any of this even if I were to tell u that not one of David Gevisser’s offspring received similar such “royal treatment”, Marie just getting back from a facial looking more beautiful than u c in this photo, no strike that, this photo, agree?

 

We r now heading up to the cabin, escorted by possibly a dozen M1 tanks and if she allows me to continue typing in the car I might send u a “blow by blow” of what takes place along the highway.

 

So u must surely be asking, “Why since u aren’t now shy about sending broadcasted emails, not devote one subject per email and send it out before I let my mind roll with it allowing those caught in my ‘cross hairs” an excuse to get distracted with tangents?”

 

“Tangents” is probably not the right word because it detracts from the importance of the information, agree?

 

U surely realize I have learned a thing or tTOo about nature in understanding human nature and one does not need to be a rocket scientist to observe how much satisfaction a spider gets when its prey squiggles?

 

Sure go ahead and loosen your top shirt button.

 

Now remember it is a little tTOo late to stray, think tho about what it might be like to return as say a stray cat, my extraordinary mother’s The Winking Cat definitely required reading be4 getting in to the “nuts and bolts” of Manager Minute One.

 

Wondering what comes next thinking that I might have strayed tTOo far off topic allowing u, just maybe to stray as well but then u r thinking with that miniscule of a non-vacuum of space between your ears that your children could be possibly reading this ahead of u and if starting later than u know by now to read everything I write from the bottom up as well as top down and right now I would say I am pretty close to dead center, agree?

 

Going forward I won’t allow u to think about anything else.

 

The paragraph in the middle of Brandmanpr that starts with “Hey Gary,” and the subsequent email from Gabriel u must surely agree are very interesting,,, is that a “yes”

 

Or

 

A “No”

 

Or

 

A “maybe”?

 

Most people who have worked “in the trenches” with me know that I don’t a problem with over explaining. These days tho I try my level best to get my listeners who represent a statistically valid sampling of the world’s literate population to know how I arrived to the conclusion so that they can make the decision for themselves.

 

Let me repeat that in simple Chinese,

 

工作了"在沟槽" 与我的多数人民知道, 我不有解释的一个问题。tho 我那些日子设法我平实最佳得到代表世界的有文化修养的人口统计地合法的采样知道的我的听者怎么我到达了对结论以便他们能做出决定为他们自己。

 

The problem I have to contend with is that most people schooled in the western style of teaching with the moronic Bell Shaped Curve as a guide to nothing but mediocrity have ADD (Absent Parenting Disease) in some fashion and zone out when I get tT∞ wordy, and for me to resort to pure mathematics altho a whole lot more fun leaving me more time to enjoy the highest levels of spirituality, science, sex with a savant such as my amazing wife, blah blah.

 

U would agree it is difficult to balance everything and remember most of all us human beings don’t want to be told what to do and how to go about stealing the most which simply brings on the denial stage that much sooner, which is why I am exposing all the ways under the sun that the rich have got richer while the poor have got poorer be4 there is another mass murder of epic proportion, agree?

 

U really should read Mutiny on the Bounty, especially the section which deals with how we would live if on an island with limited resources, beginning with controlling the population for the “general good” benefiting mostly the next generation who start out so helpless, but then again on planet earth we have a handful of rapacious who have stolen so much, worked the system to the brink of collapse, the ripping up of the land to build concrete domes providing the Federal Reserve with somewhat of an argument to continue to increase the money supply that comes in a myriad of forms which I will not bore u with, at least not unless u insist, otherwise our United States Dollar would be worth probably what the net asset value is of Revlon Corporation, agree?

 

Please take pity on poor, poor, Gary who has this “burden” to spread the incredible good news once our great, great President makes the very smart move and suspends trading of the stock markets.

 

Now please continue to assist me in increasing the circle of those people dependant upon my communications for their insight and analysis of the events of the day. This is a very affirmative and positive step on your part that is highly appreciated.

 

Love is in the air,

 

Gary

 

Ps – Your input regarding the noose tightening ever so fast around the head of the Democratic Communist Party Chiefs, involved in the obstruction of justice as I attempted to place the irrefutable “smoking gun proof” of voter fraud and political corruption in the hands of the Republican National Committee who would have been guilty of “criminal misconduct” had they not informed the Attorney General of the United States who in turn I believe would have seen fit to inform our great, great President George W. Bush., will help me greatly in my follow up communiqué to Ms. Yasmine Martin, General Manager of Peru Rail.

 

Ps II – Continue to check in from time to time with other message boards such as BUD and REV, my assuming at this time u have placed www.NextraTerresTrial.com as your homepage the same with your kids.

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Antony Unruh
Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 1:43 PM
To: GsG
Subject: Fw: I love you Madame Librarian by Kurt Vonnegut

 

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