From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Friday, October 01, 2004 6:10 PM
To: FBI
Cc: rest; Detective Jeffrey W. Steele – San Diego Police Department;
Devin Standard
Subject: Next Symposium {:}...Tennants...Timing is of the essence....{:}

 

To whom it may concern:

 

Perhaps u can put me in touch with that San Diego based FBI agent whose name I cannot recall who accompanied Detective Steele of the San Diego Police Department to my prior residence in Del Mar who may not be as busy as Detective Steele and who like the prosecutors seeking a criminal indictment against Milberg Weiss-Lerach should in fact be more interested in the “smoking gun proof” of political corruption?

 

Both the FBI Agent and Detective Steele at least some of u should recall were sent out by my Client Partner Wife’s former husband, Dr. John Ben Stewart and/or his attorney Mr. George Money Talks Hurst Esq. on a wild goose chase back in the fall of 2002, both law enforcement officers getting quite upset upon realizing that Dr. JBS had in fact violated the Temporary Restraining Order which he had illegally obtained after signing a baseless complaint against me under penalty of perjury by sending me an email which he and his attorney later on October 24th 2002 in a packed court argued that it was Dr. JBS’ biological daughter who had sent the bullshit email.

 

Earlier I posted this up on the Revlon Yahoo message board trying in the words of “skilled and experienced” lawyer Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk, to “stir the pot”, what do u think?

 

I eventually did get to chat with this beautiful supervising attorney earlier this afternoon trying so hard help the poor and downtrodden so incredibly sincere in empathizing with someone such as myself who has a hard time reading since what else could explain why I wouldn’t bother turning over the first page of some fukukta legal documents knowing that lawyers would engage in such sleazy tactics of camouflaging the important facts, few with or without a university education would argue differently that “timing is of the essence”, this truly wonderful lady showing me, however, less and less sympathy as I began to reveal my rather stellar track record of success assisting the most rapacious and successful litigators on the planet respond to hard balls thrown at or near head with knuckleballs such as this without once dropping a single name, her discomfort quite visible especially as I began pointing in rebuttal to her argument that

 

 “Judges would argue that u should read thru all the material very carefully... ignorance of the law is no excuse, blah blah” [sic]

 

with,

 

“If I were the only imbecile battling to get thru all the fricken garbage on the front page of this bullshit document going back and forth seeing the ‘10 days’ time and again then I could certainly understand but since not only have u told me this is a common complaint of people finding themselves tossed out on the street that I have already verified with several female clerks working behind the counter a ‘hop jump and a scotch’ [sic] from u in this rather pleasant setting, your perfume absolutely terrific, the clerks scared to death, however, of offering legal advice since they are not so smart an attorney as u, bearing in mind again u are incredibly beautiful and very very very sleazy, no strike that, terrifically sexy,,, come on the rest of u poor and downtrodden agree with me at least on the point why do u think with all the laws on the books supposedly geared to protect the common-man woman there isn’t one that says words to the effect,

 

‘Since even a Lilly White Wheaty Eating African American like Gary S. Gevisser, a failed university tutor from the crappy University of South Africa located on the southern tip of the African continent has heard the expression ‘time is of the essence’ then we should make it a capital crime for any lawyer, sleazy or otherwise to place on the front page of the documents all designed to intimidate the crap out of the defenseless poor and downtrodden such an all important document, the punishment to fit the crime to be dished out by the victims of their shenanigans that may include any and all types of torture including the mass murder of each and every single lawyer and their families going back not to the beginning of time but at that precise moment when politicians hell bent on confusing the masses ripped the English language out of the Latin.’”

 

I am just now finishing up at this English pub on India Street a “hop jump and a scotch” [sic] from the west coast headquarters of Milberg Weiss-Lerach which is across the street the law offices of their arch rivals Finkelstein & Krinsk and who of us can forget Mr. Jeffrey r. Krinsk’s bullshit “philosophy” when explaining the breakup of the 2 co-chairmEn of Milberg-Lerach, having enjoyed the most terrific curry and rice along with a Tennants pint of beer recommended by the most incredibly beautiful and sexy young waitress who is from the Somerset in the west countryside of England which is where our Ccrest Bed & Breakfast Café is located my about to engage in a conversation with this most exquisite woman who has been living in the United States for the past 24 years who I would think might should Barry and Annie not be truly interested in purchasing this one of a kind business-personal opportunity that is located on a dead end road that leads all the way back to London, given the tips she must make and/

 

Or

 

because she is on my email list and/

 

Or

 

is forwarded my emails and/

 

Or

 

has heard about the importance of setting up as her homepage on the web the www.nextraterrestrial network thus so informed about being fully invested in meaningful water projects may simply be interested in a job with us over at Ccrest, www.waterstrageist.com an excellent source as Hershel Price the Del Mar representative to the San Diego Water Authority which actually has pitiful authority when one really looks at the hard stubborn facts, would most certainly agree.

 

Prior to racing downtown at breakneck speed I had stopped off at this one attorney who in addition to filling out the paperwork to buttress the bullshit lawsuit pulled together by Ted Kimball’s law firm on behalf of my Simple landlord did an excellent job of providing me with a comfort level that he was not only competent but incorruptible, his credibility helped in no small measure when I had him swear on a handful of bibles that I had hidden in my backpack at the same time making an excellent case that he has never not once engaged in Shareholder Class Action Litigation nor a member of the Democratic Communist Party

 

Or

 

for that matter the cowardly Republican Party and most of all seemed to appreciate why my current landlord Simple Smith would try pulling off every single fricken trick in the book to get rid of a tenant at the same time this very good looking attorney seemed genuinely surprised by the ingenuity of Simple Smith trying to bribe my Client Partner Wife with sex a`trio not in the least bit surprised, however, that Simple Smith despite having my phone number and email address chose without providing me with any notice to barge into my Del Mar residence putting on quite the show as being this,

 

homy boy...I am just a simple business person...

 

and because I never opened my mouth and feeling “sumwhat” [sic] uncomfortable by the pregnant pauses began telling me thinking I was not only this poor poor “serfer” [sic] boy but illiterate as well how much he would really appreciate it if I were to vacate the premises before my lease was up given his concern of,

 

how corrupt the Del Mar City planning committee is.... besides it is getting tougher and tougher for us folks just battling to make ends meet to build our dream homes..” [sic], agree?

 

The terrific news is that this attorney who has come out of the “due diligence” smelling like a rose, altho an Italian name and perhaps a member of the Sicilian mob very possibly orthodox Jewish like me, fully recognizing, however, how empowered the likes of Simple Smith and particularly the owners of my CPW’s Del Mar residence would be if they were to be in any way shape

 

Or

 

form familiar with the antics of disgusting human beings like my CPW’s former husband who see graciousness as weakness.

 

I plan to stick around here for about another 20 minutes, so please if that very pleasant FBI agent has a similar amount of time on his hands to visit with me, no different than when he and Detective Steele took the time out of their very busy schedules to do the bidding of dishonest people such as Mr. George Money Talks Hurst Esq. and Dr. John Ben Stewart then he can count on me being far more entertaining and around as long as he likes, best to give me again, a “heads up” by calling my cell phone USA 1-858-735-6398.

 

Yours truly,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

A NAME FROM HERE YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE

The Rattlesnake

DogtTOo

 

Ps – Please would u also make note that whenever I see Simple Smith at Dog Beach running these “tTOo” [sic] dogs he has a habit while trying to work off what could be 10 godzillian pounds of fat of crossing my path thinking I am not light enough on my feet to not only dodge his gauntlet but more importantly totally idiotic to run the risk of the germs having a field day in his intestines wanting to test out my immune system.

 

There is every possibility that Simple Smith who has this thing about my dog peeing on his lawn, the basis of my eviction, the entire back garden doing a whole lot better when my dog was in fact around, everything turning to rot due to Simple Smith’s “master plan” his gross negligence apparent to even a blind judge, may in fact be walking dogs belonging to the local dog pound, simply doing a humanitarian gesture to build up the sympathy-victim vote, what do u think?

 

Ps I – I doubt whether any of u would be surprised to hear that as I go about building my networks demonstrating “sum” [sic] of my competency to mention little of my integrity both rather easily verified members of the ruling elite at a minimum r experiencing the worst cases of angina imaginable be4 eventually collapsing into a heap of tears while those supporting their opulence such as Shareholder Class Action Litigators, good examples, Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk, Weiss and Lerach feel this new form of Chinese Water treatment so appropriate wouldn’t u agree for our communist bosses?

 

Moreover, u would have just loved to watch this one more elderly male in the legal aid area located within room 225, possibly room 224 perhaps simply hitting on his supervisor altho my sense was it was just his elevated testosterone not fully under control offering her a hand in dealing with me, agree?

 

Quite pitiful how topsy turvy this world has become ever since men pushed womEn far more proficient in the math and sciences, the logic stemming from these disciplines rather important in problem solving, their nurturing, multi-task oriented skills going back to the times of Pythagoras who was ever so smart to have women in his inner circle one of few documented facts about the very first mathematician-philosopher to take mysticism and superstition out of the equation with his Right Angle Triangle Proof Theorem, agree?

 

WomEn tho, ever since the 1500s have slowly been making a comeback, within moments of organizing a whole new world order with well balanced men at their sides, hence the phrase topsy-turvy-curvy, the world well on the road to recovery, may the very Good, Almighty SMART G-D continue to bless the likes of CPW Marie Dion, AG, Laura Bush and our great, great, great, great President, the most honorable George W. Bush.