From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, March 09, 2004 4:45 PM
To: Mr. David McDermott – Senior Official at Washington Mutual - WAMU-SHAME-SHAMU; Mitchell Ludwig
Cc: rest; San Diego FBI

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Attention:

 

 

Dear Mr. Mcdermott,

 

Just a few minutes ago while driving along interstate 8 heading back to Del Mar, California I finished a rather funny phone conversation with Devin Standard, currently the “sole” executor of my estate his reaction to my telling him how Mr. Debonair JRK wanted my permission to speak with my mother after I had him “triangulated” was sumthing along these lines.

 

“It is like too guys, x and y, and x feels has to get to know y’s mother in order to get into y’s sister’s pants.”, hi Poli-Pollak.

 

Earlier today, at 11:42 AM PST precisely and you have my word I was only paying attention to my dog who kept running across the road that runs next to the hay field I sent this E-mail to a cabin owner who u might share a thing

 

Or

 

Too in common.

 

My focus at the time was wondering giving the number of people wanting to reach me ever since we made too additions to the home page of www.nextraterrestrial.com whether my cell phone would work “deep” in Cleveland National Forest where we have our rock cabin and incredibly I found a spot where the signal is as good if not better than any signal I have got on this Motorola phone, now u should know I own no shares in any public company.

 

I am parked at a gas station in Alpine and a lady just asked me to move my car, “I need to get sum air” and even tho she is quite attractive I don’t think I will slow down just to get her email address.

 

The best way to describe how far in almost 100 degree “fare height[sic] my dog, Pypeetoe and I went is to let u know he is stretched out, out to the world on my sheep skin jacket in the back of the car and he has not whined once about wanting to come to the front.

 

Now again u have to take my word on him being in the back and if u don’t believe me about the significance of him not having whined once just call my partner-wife Marie 1-858-WIL-NEXT and she will give u all the assurances u need much like if Mr. Debonair JRK had attempting reaching her bearing in mind of course Mr. Debonair JRK didn’t need my permission to call Mater in Wivesliscombe, England, certainly not her telephone number since I have been putting this “one of a kind number” in my emails repeatedly UK 44-1-984-6-24088.

 

Why do u figure Mr. Debonair JRK would be bothered speaking with my mother given the fact that he was about to become looped in with too ongoing Grand Jury investigations involving his “arch enemy”, Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach?

 

And then there is the Citigroup SCAL that has the “super rich” folks in all 4 corners of the world walking on egg shells, u will let me know if u come across any Shareholder Class Action Lawsuits filed against Citigroup’s leverage buyout division, Citicorp Ventures Corporation

 

And/Or

 

Stratos Lightwave will u?

 

The time is exactly 4:24 PM PST and I am about to fly, so hold tight.

 

I will only check this missive tomorrow, tonight celebration time tonight.

 

It is possible that u did not receive the E-mail I sent out last evening to the FBI which references the E-mail of mine u chose to respond to as opposed to just starting out on a “clean sheet”.

 

And so u can view it with added hyperlinks by clicking on the first “Email” above

 

Or

 

Just go to The Buck Stops Here lounge on the eRaider.com website and click away to your “hearst content” [sic].

 

So what do u make of Ms. Kathryn Murry’s E-mail to me of February 26th sent at 7:59 AM PST?

 

Please be so kind as to provide me with the detail of the legal bill you had me fork out for the honorable “Mitchell Luftwaffe” [sic] Esq. who may have usurped

 

Or

 

is the word “usuryed” his limited authority?

 

Send me also the banking instructions so that I can “stay with the program”, be a good boy, and make my monthly mortgage payment on time, giving me the time when such an amount is due, the amount also important.

 

And of course you realize I could have with the $7K odd in penalties you “hit me with” my owing just sum $6K odd in back payments have found, wouldn’t you agree, another financial institution who would have, maybe, just possibly, refinanced my loan given the almost $2 million I have in equity in this “one of a kind property” allowing me to take out a whole bunch of cash, and then what?

 

No, not invest in Berkshire Hathaway shares, simply find a crooked appraiser, loan officer and a bunch of attorneys easy pickings wouldn’t you also agree, to do what?

 

Dance as in tap-dance, heard of “wire tap”?

 

Digital Age an outgrowth of silicon-sand, as in “dust to dust”?

 

Getting the picture r u?

 

As in using the cash to then enter into a transaction with a seller of another property, my being so incredibly smart-ass agreeing say to pay sum 20, maybe even 50% more than what the property is worth having the seller upon the close of escrow “kick back” to me the “premium” that I paid for the privilege of building up quite the nest egg thanks to hard working American middleclass taxpayers not necessarily all that much up to speed on organizations like the California Coastal Commission, remembering that all the interest I would be borrowing is tax deductible in the “S.U.” [sic].

 

So, if u have sum gas, quite horrible the price of gasoline these days, check, your surroundings, remembering a fart is nothing more

 

NOr

 

 

Is it anything less than airborne particles of feces.

 

Timing is everything, agree?

 

Now give me 500 push ups, followed by 250 sit-ups, remembering at all times to breathe in to the count of 5 all through the nose and out to the count of 5 also through the nose and when getting into the Pilates bicycle maneuver u must try and remember to stretch your toes, okay donkey?.

 

And of course if u can in fact elevate yourself to bite your toenails at the same time, be my guest?

 

And u remember it was exactly 4:27 PM PST when I put the phone down on you too weeks ago this coming Friday

 

Or

 

Was it 4:22 PM PST when visiting with my pal, Vincent Hinojosa III, the new branch manager of your Via Del la Valle shop where the “rich chicks” hang?

 

Check with Vincent who was receiving emails from me as he kept talking and talking, so much nervous energy I just wanted to break down and cry to mention little of my plans to follow up with Ms. Francis, the principal of the tax payer financed Del Mar Hills Elementary School to c whether her story jives with “Mr. Homosassa” [sic] in terms of how he came to give his infomercial speech be4 handing over sum $557 measly dollars.

 

No doubt while I typed in verbatim without of course “the tone” what he was saying Mr. Hinojosa was mesmerized by the amount of cash in single bills, no you idiot, not $1 bills, hundreds although if I could have found $1,000 bills, forget the gold I had dumped on his fricken desk that no doubt contributed to him being so weighted down leaving him with little and no choice but to sing like a canary and boy does this so incredibly good looking former United States Marine with the most unbelievable amount of hair on his head, not a single strand of grey weaved into his hair-pin of a brain as I went about “back and forth” taking him into tailspin after tailspin which of course means that every so often just before he “crashed and burned” I would pull up on the “joy stick” grab hold of his hand, tell him this was “just the start of a horror movie” that my Israeli Special Forces trained Flotilla 13 Commando buddy Guy Friedman who was in fact at that very moment involved in a “security detail” in Beverly Hills, California, yesterday up in Santa Barbara, laughing away all the way to the bank no different to our friend English-French speaking Canadian friend, Bryan Taylor.

 

Had Roger Hedgecock the Nationally syndicated supposedly “reformed Liberal” and now “Mr. Conservative” Radio Talk Show host returned my Avenger Pitching Wedge that I used as a leash to transport my dog Pypeetoe “back and forth” Machu Picchu, Peru in early 2002, then I would have felt compelled to have Bryan who is a pretty good boxer, not quite the weight

 

Or

 

Body mass of my good friend Michael Grant but certainly fit enough to lift the club above his head, ever so slowly, while swinging down, keeping his eyes on the gold pellets used by Jewelers all over the world, chipping away at his hearts content, careful tho to adjust his stance so as mitigate the prospects of developing a repetitive stress injury also known as Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, tunnel vision you may

 

Or

 

May not be aware is not the result of using night vision glasses the best of course going to Special Forces units clearly with better things to do than pick up on the shenanigans of Corporate America as the mostly staff of this Branch of WAMU, catering, once again, to “Rich Chicks” stood speechless, seizing the opportunity, much akin-like to carpe diem, their mouths opened, their endorphins racing, saliva drooling everywhere, my knowing perfectly well there was enough gold that would eventually end up in their stomachs which in the privacy of their homes that evening could be pooped out no matter how bad a chipper Mr. Taylor and those down on all fours forced to suck up, the trace elements of dog poo left from the “Rich Chicks’alligator shoes, my also taking into consideration the distinct possibility that sum could lose both sets of eyes no matter how turned up their noses baring in mind that what didn’t get caught in between their teeth, the more inventive taking advantage of the 4 pliers I brought along for good measure to widen their mouths once I had finished gathering the “discovery” and not a moment sooner, I would have said, “time too fly”, grabbed what remained of what was in fact nothing short of Bank’s ransom and headed back to our “4tress” singing

 

Bye Bye Mr. America… take a Chevy to the levi strous…this will be the day that I die…---…” [sic].

 

I feel compelled to, lets just call it, follow my instincts, although you know in the business of work outs” following the “money trail” is what it is all about, and of course I don’t expect you to agree with everything I have to say but I suspect even you would agree with

 

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything?

 

dnA t.en” [sic].

 

Sum

Things

Are

Built tTOo

Last.

Evolution?

 

Love will come about once we finish the work of the Almighty G-D, i.e. “You are either incompetent

 

Or

 

Culpable, take your p.ick!” [sic]!

 

I am in receipt of the “reinstatement analysis”, now again send me ASAP the bill from your attorney Mr. “Mishell Luftwifey Esq” [sic], letting me also know how many t-shirts I can count u “in 4”, my sense is those kids choosing to protest outside all your branches should I give the word, sandwich boards, Mr. Debonair JRK’s idea, the slogan that best exemplifies your stink, I think you would agree is

 

The meek

With teeth

Inherit

Shall

The earth.

 

 

Sidebar to Mitchell: Sorry u couldn’t make so that we could c u in the flesh, no doubt u r right, those liking Benny Hill so enjoying watching u fall into a heap of tears, u big crybaby,

 

“Me so poor attorney, having sum wifey and kids with many deficit needs, having to bill, my hourly rate so god dam pitiful that I need to take the time out while keeping the clock running have my paralegal assistant tell me time and again how so god dam much of a testosterone clad adam-madam I am at my job, thank my DoG I am not subjected to usury…---…jury…---…duty…---…”

 

I will tho have my friend Sean Simic who despite a car accident did show up in court u apparently refusing to read this grouping of E-mails provide me with a drawing of u that will appear on at least one of my more than 100 odd websites.

 

Again my so very sorry u as well as all of the rest of the WAMU co-opted folk now very much in my “cross hairs” weren’t at the bank, us arriving at exactly 4:03PM PST and why the idiot McDermott chose to accept my payment is not as big a surprise as him encouraging Mr. Hinojosa to keep entertaining “us” with “smoking gun evidence” of at least big, big, big time “political favoring” is anyone’s guess?

 

And just in case Mcdermott didn’t give u a verbatim account of what I told him, my sending emails to Vincent as Vincent read off email after email to my friend Bryan all the things I have written about him, if only u could have heard the intonation, so poor poor Vincent not even bothering to ask me whether I was wearing a wiretap, all such “finding” kept in his computer system, i.e. DO NOT make the mistake of forgetting that Mr. Vincent Hinojosa is just another of those “lost souls” co-opted by higher ups to do their bidding, i.e. should u in your infinite wisdom decide to take out your “shortcomings”, please provide me if u will a photo of yourself, dressed

 

Or

 

Naked, my wife pretty much mastering “4shortening”, I will provide Mr. Hinojosa with a number of options including telephone numbers of the most experienced insurance people in the fricken world, the ones who pay the bills to attorneys like Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach and their “arch rivalsMr. JRK and his partner, former United States Attorney, Mr. Howard Finkelstein Esq. and so if need a cardiologist who according to Mr. JRK has made “enough money that he can afford to have now heap loads of integrity” just pick up the fricken phone and dial 1-619-238-1333 and if no one answers punch in, 24, gently now, there are a whole lot more numbers, and I wouldn’t want u having to send another pitiful bill of $2,700 for my having used you to help reach the masses, agree?

 

U no doubt will also inform your assistant of not only who the California Coastal Commission report to u will do your civil duty, notice I didn’t say “pick your conscience” since I don’t know of any prick, i.e. a shalong, no not shalom, u idiot, a penis that has a conscience, letting her know that the fastest growing area of litigation these days, forgetting putting aside the lack of reserving by the insurance companies for things such as repetitive stress injuries, medical malpractice etcetera etcetera is the “new dik on the block” [sic] more and more commonly referred to as Employee Liability, no doubt your law firm as well as your clients have sufficient coverages in these areas that is set to explode as the RIFs [Reduction In Force] begin in earnest,,,, Openheimer ring a bell, ring a bell?

 

 

Sidebar to Vincent Hinojosa: So u c, my friend, despite the very poor handling by WAMU when it came to you folks continuing to bill my incredible-sinless wife and I interest on a loan that had been fully paid off along with all your crap prepayment penalties, notice I didn’t use the slang word “fukukta” I am not only here to take pity on you your account of what took place between yourself and Mrs. Francis, the principal of the tax-payer financed Del Mar Hills ELEMENTARY School, financed in no small measure by taxpayers such as myself and others equally offended by your pronouncements despite the fact that u think yourself so fricken good looking, which u may be, bearing in mind I actually pay far less attention to how people look than I have protested, the game of life Mr. Hinojosa that I have been trying to teach u since February 2000 well before I started sending out my first mini-series on December 1st 2000 to tie in with the 27th anniversary of the death of Israel’s first prime minister, David Ben Gurion, which spelled out quite clearly 4 companies, too winners and too losers, in 4 distinctly different industries and had u while scratching your balls dug exactly how much deeper into your pocket to pull out say $250 which could have turned into sum $250K within 18 months by simply “doubling up” as one person I know did in fact do, he-she quiet pissed that I didn’t give them more of my time which could have had them making one million dollars, less of course the $250 investment, commissions and taxes, is really none of my business, but don’t u ever give me bull such as

 

 “I don’t care to be [perfectly] honest with you!”

 

once I spell out how u would feel putting yourself in my shoes were I to be given the opportunity to pitch the kids and their parents on my services all geared to toward empowering the kids to parent the parents who need the most help, that the problems of the world have nothing to do with race, color or religion, simply poor parental religious teaching, that economic gains, so very important, but measuring one’s gains ever so carefully while never forgetting to measure one’s words and to pay so careful attention to people like Mr. Hinojosa “co-opted” despite dressed so well in a his green suite, and why he didn’t wear his U.S. Marine beret is anyone’s guess, my point is that u must never judge anyone by the fact that they are wearing an expressive suit and if your comeback is anything along the lines of “Well the word expensive is relative, blah blah”, I lead u back to the first words in the Old Testament which sound exactly like this, “Beret-shit” although some folks would spell these so meaningful words=numbers “Beret-sheet.”

 

And of course of all u as well as your former U.S. so injured Marine know not to interfere with a “formal investigation”, agree?

 

Again, if only you could have seen the faces of your bank’s employees and the couple of customers hanging out as I made them an offer of a lifetime to grab hold of as much gold as they wanted, I would say conservatively in excess of $500K and I think you will agree that my total indebtedness with your one of a kind institution is sum $340K?

 

I Gevisser I

 

 

Ps – I thought you might enjoy this “poison pill provision” I received the other day from Dr. John Pollard not to be confused with the American-Israeli spy still held in captivity.

 

 

And you thought you had a hard day!

 

A little old broker was sitting in a bar just staring at his drink for half
an hour when a big trouble-making truck driver approached,
grabs his drink, and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy
starts to cry.

  

"Come on man, I was just teasing you," the bully said.

 "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."

 

"This is the worst day of my life," the broker sobbed . "I can't do

anything right.  My production is pitiful.  I overslept and missed my 

appointment to discuss it, so my boss fired me. On the way out,
my car was gone and I have no insurance.  I grabbed a cab home

and left my wallet with my house key in the cab. When I tried to

enter through a window, my own dog bit my leg.   Finally in the

house, I found my wife in bed with the gardener again.

"I headed right for this bar to work up enough courage to end it all.

Then you have to show up and drink all my poison."

 

 

Ps II – In your E-mail of 3-4 which begins on a “clean sheet” u make reference first of all to their being a lien on this “one of a kind spectacular property” of sum $150 [One hundred and fifty United States dollars] that may have sumthing to do with a Homeowners fee that I supposedly owe the Golden State of California, bearing in mind that I am the sole fricken owner of this 6 unit apartment-condominium project, agree?

 

Second, since u have so much fricken time on your hands getting caught up in the knitty gritty of my “affairs” and please go ahead and give me your thoughts on how the State of California may have “misapplied” my property tax payments while letting our audience of a millions around the world given the fact that in a matter of tootoos this email will appear on the homepage of www.nextraterrestrial.com, know whether u clean hands be4

 

Or

 

After picking your nose be4

 

Or

 

After eating what may

 

Or

 

May not be the accumulation of someone else’s farts?

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Mcdermott, David E. [mailto:david.mcdermott@wamu.net]
Sent:
Monday, March 08, 2004 11:59 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Loan # 701722864 / 1431 Stanford - Address for Billing.

 

RE Loan #

 

Dear Mr. Gevisser,

 

The last mailing address in our records for this loan account is:

 

13414 BARBADOS WAY,

DEL MAR, CA  92014

 

E-mail and web-links contained in your e-mail suggest that this may no longer be you primary address to receive mail.

 

Our records also indicate that the checking account that you previously used to automatically make the loan payment for this account was closed in December, 2003.

 

So that you receive invoices and all other correspondence on a timely basis, is there another address that you instruct Washington Mutual Bank to use for loan 701722864  on 1431 Stanford, Santa Monica?.

 

Your website lists the following address for you:

 

PO Box 307

Del Mar, CA 92014

 

Is this an acceptable address for your receipt of monthly invoices?

 

Regards,

 

David McDermott

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Sunday, February 29, 2004 11:46 AM
To: 'John K. Pollard Jr.'
Cc: Sandiego@fbi.gov; gkluk@attglobal.net; Gsoros; Kathy Murry; kc@howardstern.com; Letters washinton post; LJBlack612; mike@michaelmoore.com; Mweinstein; Norm Zwail; Po-Li; Randall; Richard Cooper; Senator_Lieberman; Zena
Subject: RE: Just in case you thought your day was a sorry one . . .

 

John,

 

It’s all over.

 

I am giving up on all this.

 

I can’t make any effect on anyone,

 

Bad

 

Or

 

Good.

 

I am a lost soul.

 

I tried to help all of u.

 

U just want to live the greedy sinful life.

 

The bull won this battle in getting rid of all the bullshit my not, noticing, however, any feces on the white underwear.

 

The bull undoubtedly will be speared.

 

I Gary S. Gevisser I

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: John K. Pollard Jr. [mailto:jkpjkp@alum.mit.edu]
Sent:
Saturday, February 28, 2004 5:27 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Just in case you thought your day was a sorry one . . .

 

 

John K. Pollard Jr.
12676 Torrey Bluff Dr.,  Unit 244
San Diego, CA 92130-4267
858.481.1555