From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 11:53 AM
To:
Cc:
Subject: RE: Raising Finance
Chris – to repeat, there are no accounts on Seacrest=Ccrest that I would feel comfortable in presenting.
My previous email showing our first week’s takings this season I thought quite heartwarming, although the second week I understand was considerably better and the season has yet to begin.
Again these numbers are all hearsay given the fact that I have yet to find a way to be in 2 places at the same time, for all I know Mr. Debonair JRK, copied on this missive along with a statistically valid representative sampling of the world’s literate population, could have bribed the current operators to be running a highly profitable prostitution ring.
Again, I don’t have the time
Inclination to screw around with people who have allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning, i.e. if the collateral of the property isn’t good enough to address the issue of “ability to repay” then let’s not waste any more of our precious, remember the Chinese who perfected the art of the Emperor without clothes, sex only when sleeping, agree?
What exactly does it take to get peoples’ attention on how incredibly rigged the western financial markets are at this time, i.e. please read this article written by the most rapacious Shareholder Class Action Litigator [SCAL] on the planet.
Then do yourself a favor as well as help expand our viewership by sharing this missive with everyone you know, not that I am suggesting we introduce “favorites” into the rank and file of our fighting men and women, G-D only knows how much more chaotic things could become in Iraq, what do u think,,, of this fag missive?
And then at least while vacationing
When not engaged in sex talk which is constant with us males, more so when women are not around, u you will have something intelligent to discuss beginning by dropping the name Bill Lerach Esq. followed by,
”Back in the spring of 1999 when I was getting a blow job, blah blah.”
Naturally, u might be offended by my French, on the other hand so far no counter-revolutionaries have come by, chopped off your head while u had it deep up poo land,
U simply decided the life of an ostrich was superior to that of a human being having come to the conclusion like anyone of us with Intelligence Quotients over 85 points who have not allowed our sequencing to be interfered with that the best option at this time is to opt out altogether, choosing to at least get used to the life as another species, agree?
In other words, 4 every action there is an = and opposite reaction, action↔reaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost within a non-vacuum environment such as SpaceShip earth, the ants you would agree on a “fast track” to taking over the planet, agree?
So that when the magnet forces of planet earth reverse as they do every 780,000 years at least according to a Public Television Show I saw last night on TV there will be many things to celebrate, perhaps though the RATs will get it right this time around, u know that the TAR Steps dating back to the Bronze Age are just a “hop-jump-and-a-scotch” [sic] from Minehead, agree?
So do u think the PR firm of Baker Winokur Ryder could do a better job of marketing Ccrest?
But until then u and I still have to deal with the real world where today the vast majority of Chief Executive Officers [CEOs] of America’s largest corporations have larceny in their hearts, i.e. 67% of their underlings, i.e. their Chief Financial Officers admit to being asked on at least one occasion by their CEOs to “falsify the financial statements”, forget the “too-thirds” [sic] suffering from selective memory, i.e. u would have been well advised sum half a decade ago that an Enron type situation was just around the corner, to mention little of this article that talks to the most stellar of the solvent insurance carriers in the world having great difficulty in playing the “shell game”, their offshore banking and reinsurance facilities exhausted now resorting to the “fun and games” played by the mainstream Wall Street crowd.
Please keep your response succinct.
Gary
Ps – If nothing else please do yourself a favor and check out our “one of a kind” spot that is the last stomping grounds to get loaded up,,, on everything under the son including healthy, delicious food, my not sure where things stand with the liquor license but then again u would want to be alert should u encounter a “rarewoolf” [sic] on your way to Burgundy Chapel.
Why not take a nap assuming u r not into quick sex in one of the 3 bedrooms, each one having an unobstructed view of the Bristol Channel with Wales in the background, not to suggest that the Prince of Wales wouldn’t feel quite at home with his male-female concubines once, of course, we complete the refurbishment, my suggestion if the lender is seriously interested in how well my partner-wife fixes up property as opposed folks coming out of business schools quite adept at pushing paperwork that will make even fricken pigs fly, then hop on over to California, better yet stop over at Rupa Wasi in Machu Picchu, Peru and let me know how our 2 Condor Houses turned out?
Ps I – Now if your clients still feel they need to know more about me
then have them contact my Mater who lives in Wivesliscombe,
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Wednesday, May 19, 2004 8:29 AM
To: Gevisser, Gary
Subject: Raising Finance
Gary
I spent yesterday evening going through all the e mails we have exchanged, extracting the information we have.
The main area that needs more attention is the ability to repay ie viability. Are there any accounts on Seacrest please?
In due course to get this sanctioned I will need a breakdown of the proposed improvements planned.
We have agreed, provided we can get it sanctioned when all information is to hand, the proposed interest rate would be 1.5% above bank base rate - currently 4.25%.
The bank would charge an arrangement fee of £500 based on £100,000 borrowing (down from normally £1900)
There would be a valuation fee to pay to a valuer acceptable to the bank
The bank have agreed to waive their normal security fees, though you will need to ask your solicitor what he would charge to act for you.
My professional fees will be £500 plus VAT payable upon a written agreement in principle, acceptable to you, plus £1,000 final fee when you formally accept the offer letter.
When you visit the UK you will need to provide me and the bank two forms of identification - passport plus a utility bill showing you resident at your american home. You will also need to bring a letter of introduction from Wells Fargo, unless you have a UK bank account already?
I would propose to arrange for you to meet with myself the bank during your next visit to the UK so we can satisfy them on repayment ability.
Trust this is in order?
Regards
Arnold Commercial Finance Limited
The Old Town Hall
Fore Street
Wellington
TA21 8LS
Tel 01823 668740
Fax 01823 668749
www.arnold-cf.co.uk
