From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 2004 1:48 PM
To: Bryan and Danna Taylor
Cc: rest; Devin Standard; David E. Mcdermott; Professor Joe Grundfest – former chairman of the SEC

Subject: Ccrest=Seacrest Cafe, Minehead, England...kick..mouth rock

 

Dear Bryan and Danna – I thought u would both get a “kick” out of this follow up to Bryan’s “bull” suggestion back on February 29th of this year just 2 days after he and I had the most marvelous time trying to get WAMU’s employees and customers to pick up the tens of thousands of 99.99% pure gold pellets we had brought with us along with almost twice the amount of cash needed to pay off the monies owed on my one and only mortgage despite still owning several business-personal properties around the world.

 

Below is further correspondence between Barry and Annie the couple you introduced to me interested in purchasing the Ccrest Bed and Breakfast Cafe.

 

For all I know Barry and Annie could be your folks possibly even the 2 of u having been “bribed” by one of my adversaries “leading the sinful life” seeking to distract me from nailing their coffins but lets assume they are legitimate and sincerely wish to purchase Ccrest at today’s fair price of 300,000 pounds without taking into consideration the potential for a much bigger business, bearing in mind the numbers you did this season are no better than what I had been led to believe were accomplished by the previous owners at the time of doing my “due diligence” which took place in the 5 minutes it also took to complete the transaction, the monies starting to flow through directly to the Costers within a couple of days, bypassing the attorneys while running the risk of their children entering a life of crime so as to feed themselves more than porcupines served in numerous ways to waken up the “brainne dead” [sic] in my efforts to rebuild trust once again back in to our psyche.

 

I cannot, however, expect anyone to approach the purchase of this one of a kind opportunity with the same level of sophistication or lack thereof which I demonstrated back in December 2001 but then again I am not exactly the village idiot either.

 

Since Barry and Annie were interested in actually running the operation for us in the event the 2 of you chose to do something else like spreading the “good word” in the western Sahara, I am not certain moving Israel to Baja, California can be accomplished tho in the same amount of time we could own the world’s insurance markets in 7 days or less, then I would expect them to be able to form their own conclusions about the operation based on the information already provided, most importantly your gross takings of some 15,000 pounds for the summer months saying essentially everything other than a bunch of errant termites having returned to planet earth the result of having led a sinful life as human beings now programmed to test my limits by not simply eating at the woodwork but tunneling in to the hill behind the property so as to make the work of the surveyor that much more difficult allowing him-her, however, to charge more compensating for having to replenish household supplies following the solicitors’ kids having “broken and entered” their fortified castle the previous owner having picked up a thing or “tTOo” [sic] about the positives associated with the expression, “A Man’s home is his castle.”

 

The utter bullshit one can pick up not only from what people say but what they fail to say while frustrating can be quite entertaining, my “risk assessment” business that has taken me in to the inner sanctums of the holdings of the very private superrich elite as well as being the “ultimate insider” in ferreting out wrongdoing in public corporations is as both of u should have gathered by now causing the “smart money” to stand ever so still hoping that less sophisticated and more desperate folks who have only their basic needs to take care of will do their dirty work and take an ax to the back of my head, agree?

 

An increasing number of folks, however, no matter their sense of mortality which increases only with age or their education or lack thereof having with each passing moment more difficult of a time addressing not only my pure logically reasoning but the rather incredible co-incidences of being in the “right place” at the “right time”, no different perhaps than any of the other 6.3 billion of us sharing this planet, agree?

 

Not that many tho, I would wager, having quite the stellar track record of success both in the real “Dog eat God” [sic] world while explaining using the highest levels of science and mathematics rather strong evidence of the metaphysical world, there being an incredibly Good and Almighty SMART G-D, the deafening silence of rather SMART individuals included on my email list which is again made up of a statistically valid sampling of the world’s literate population speaking volumes, resonating rather well especially with the likes of those such as yourselves not yet fully caught up in this materialistic world, agree?

 

Both Barry and Annie are also surely aware that u were new to the area and most importantly had introduced a whole new menu geared toward helping folks not get “phat and ugly” [sic] just prior to meeting our maker, once again.

 

Furthermore, u were not selling bulbs from the terrace as were the couple who owned the business prior to the Costers.

 

Barry and Annie emailed us a rather poor photo of the café but we were happy to see the creeper on the garage wall has grown rather well perhaps not as well as your reputations given how pretty much everyone other than Marie and I thought you would fall flat on your faces.

 

Now is the time, however, to face up to reality as folks around the wall wising up to the “funny games” including the authorities view the “put” trades increasingly exponentially on stock markets around the world in anticipation of the greatest stock market collapse envisioned in the wildest wet dreams of those entrepreneurs such as yourselves seeing the glass as half full, the uncertainty being half the adventure, agree?

 

Again those “in the know” are well aware I didn’t arrive off a boat just yesterday, the prosecutors “playing with themselves” seeking a pitiful criminal indictment against Milberg Weiss-Lerach on the most pitiful technicality, “bribing a shareholder of a public corporation” to file a lawsuit against the public corporation that in all likelihood did in fact steal monies from its owners when all you would need to do is to follow in the path of my buddy Shareholder Class Action Litigator, Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk, marry a rich chick who accumulated bucks from previous marriages, nothing quite as satisfying to Mr. JRK being a big time Democratic Party fund raiser than having his wifey not quite satisfied with “sum” [sic] 172 color coded pairs of shoes inherit big bucks from the Republican Whip of the Florida State Senate never worrying about incurring the wrath of Postal Inspector Kathryn Budig and Assistant United States Attorney Richard Robinson, while putting aside a couple of bucks should Assistant United States Attorney make it to United States Attorney and come around to the likes of Finkelstein & Krinsk looking for a real job, agree?

 

When last did u hear of a fish upon being reeled in being forced to pay for “fcuking in our waters” [sic]?

 

To be clear on this very important point, Richard Robinson Esq. who along with Ms. Kathryn Budig will be mailed a copy of this missive, both refusing despite the evidence I have in my possession that would make them look like heroes to the common man-woman to give me their email addresses, is not to the best of my knowledge again related to my pal Roger W. Robinson a former National Security Council “spook” during first Reagan Administration not to be confused with a Donald Regan nor to suggest that RWR who shares the exact same initials as former President Ronald W. Reagan as well celebrating the same birthday has had anything to do with the ongoing incarceration of the American-Israeli spy “Dr. Jonathan Beare” [sic], RWR’s appearance on 60 Minutes back on January 25th of this year along with CBS’ failure to inform the rather large TV audience that my pal Roger was at one time a very “loyal” member of Ronald Reagan’s inner circle that included the likes of Defense Secretary Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney, that scandalous show far more significant in the scheme of things than all the misdeeds of poor, poor Dan Rather the news anchor of this communist inspired media organization, agree?

 

Not to forget there is nothing wrong with marrying well but if you are like Theresa Heinz Kerry don’t u think it would be only right to at least try and make out you can related to the commoner, agree?

 

I just cannot wait to hear again from Ms. Veronica Hearst the wife of the last surviving son of the original William Randolph Hearst, Mr. Randy Apperson Hearst now well into his late 80s perhaps not remembering the farm raised fish I brought with me to his rather stately residence on the upper east of Manhattan overlooking Central Park, not helping that he died in 2000, my gifts naturally presented on ice, after a quick trip to Mississippi, a moment tho, I will never forget as his rather brilliant and highly motivated wife, not the mother of his daughter Patty Hearst, showed her true colors, having learned a thing or “tTOo” [sic] having married at least a couple of times be4 marrying the man who I still don’t believe died anywhere near as “cash rich” as Dr. Jonathan Beare, again at the present time, agree?

 

According to one unnamed source, Veronica married the President of Brazil on his death bed and on another occasion a rather wealthy Jewish Venezuelan banker then again it is so hard to be sure about anyone’s background, less so these days thanks to the Digital Age, A G-D-Send than at any time in recorded history, agree?

 

Dr. JB should not, however, be confused with Dr. Jonathan Pollard still incarcerated in Marion prison some 20 odd years in solitary confinement for no doubt serious misdeeds, agree?

 

Then again, just spend an afternoon with me and I will show u irrefutable “smoking gun proof” of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party involving Vivendi, the French water conglomerate such wrongdoing now rapidly being swept under the carpet will eventually explode nothing to do with my revelations but simply because “the numbers always eventually add up” and the suffering that will result unless our great President George W. Bush takes decisive action and suspends trading of public corporations will make all the acts of treason against this great country going back to the time when folks landed on Plymouth rock pale in comparison, agree?

 

Rather incredible there remains in this “dog eat god” [sic] world a handful of spots where one can still speak one’s mind as long as it is the truth while not inciting violence, agree?   

 

I will be getting back to Barry and Annie later today probably after lunch in an effort to explain myself perhaps a little better then again having been around the block a few times I am reluctant to spell out everything given how much we resent being told what to do and how to do it unless of course we find comfort in acting “brainne dead” [sic] as in “ignorance is bliss”, agree?

 

Better to leave things up to folks’ imaginations while drawing on their knowledge to respond “in kind”, always giving everyone the benefit of the doubt but at the end of the day none of us should have any problem whatsoever in reading those who simply want to be spoon-fed the “riot act”, agree?

 

The bottom line is that if Marie and I were to keep the Ccrest property-business we would need to see a serious effort on your part, and remember we provided you back on April 26th of this year a rather good guideline in terms of how to “line up your ducks” ahead of opening the café which for whatever reason you chose to ignore.

 

My suggestion is that before you leave to go your respective ways this winter none of us knowing for certain what the future will hold other than more likely than a not a repeat of the past mistakes, few if any folks really appreciate a handout, give serious thought as u go about getting tons of business cards printed up to hand out to Jewish, Islamic as well as Christian, Buddhist, not to forget atheist extremists, to whether you are now ready to give it your all, the 2 of u despite the couple of hiccups making us rather proud, more so than either of u r possibly capable of imagining at this time, my leaving it now up to the 2 of you as well as Barry and Annie as well as others copied on these missives to be the first to respond with the most common sense.

 

As far as the 2 of u are concerned we would need to see a full on marketing plan with timelines spelling out clearly what exactly each of u is going to do and when you are going to do it well ahead of opening the café next season, again the economics of keeping the place shut for 6 months makes little sense.

 

We would also need to re-examine our business deal since if you are going to be putting in all the effort to build the business where it begins to add value to the property then you should participate in the upside and for the same token Marie and I should participate more in the ongoing operation of the business since right now our share of the take may not even cover the upkeep during the winter months bearing in mind that while the upkeep may be low, no garden to take care of, there is the ongoing “wear and tear” such as the roof and security, although as I have said previously if someone were to burn the place to the ground it may possibly assist when it comes time to renovate, agree?

 

My suggestion is that if you are really keen to stick with the operation we look at a sliding scale both in terms of the operation as well as if we were to eventually sell the property along with a very healthy business significantly greater than what we have today, never to forget I can make a rather good case for why G-D-Nature still has crustaceans mingling about the “oshons” [sic].

 

Please give this your urgent attention and get back to me ASAP.

 

Not to forget we have a number of things on our plate right now most of all our worldwide Clean Water Fund project which requires us supporting grass roots organizations made up of folks like Augusto Benito Vargis and his wife Patricia, both highly educated Peruvian guides who happen to be as a result of taking thousands of tourists on the Inka trails to mention just in passing their 600 close colleagues, in far better physical shape than most if not all of the rather lazy occidental tourists a good number in far worse shape than me who after the first day had a porter carry my backpack, feeding him, however, the finest chocolate, milkshakes and whathaveyou other than causing such folks to have a field day poking fun at us in their native dialect, then again both Augusto and Patricia are in their early 30s, to mention little of us hearing last evening that both of them are recovering after having taken deathly ill.

 

My decision not to explore with Augusto the diagnosis and prognosis of their medical ailments has everything to do with the fact that I know versus believe each and every one of us on this planet is very much on borrowed time, my long-windedness I believe rather well explained in the previous hyperlink but in time I should  be able to do even better in explaining why it is that my missives while paralyzing the elitists amongst us is at the same time waking up the “brainne dead” [sic].

 

Love,

 

Gary

 

 

From: bazannie
Sent: Tuesday, September 28, 2004 7:25 AM
To: Gsg
Subject: RE: Ccrest=Seacrest Cafe, Minehead, England

 

Hello Gary,

 

We certainly wont assume we have a deal until you have confirmed you HAVE decided to sell,

and at a price we all agree with.

 

Then we would have to view the house, get a survey done etc see accounts/books of the business

Have you only run the cafe for the tourist season only ??

 

Sorry but im not sure exactly what you mean by "due diligence"

maybe you could be more specific, maybe this is an american term?

 

As for putting up a non refundable deposite, this is something

we dont usually do in the uk, its not the norm. Deposites usually are transfered between

solicitors when everything is agreeded, and basically the sale is almost complete.

 

There would have to be some kind of reciprical arrangement to ensure your good faith also??

if we did go down this route, although i would expect a solicitor to advise against anything being "up front"

 

And as for the time factor, we would try to complete by the dates we agree. But non of us can foresee

what may or MAY NOT delay the proceedings, we would be in the hands of our solicitors, fully aware of course

that we want things done ASAP.

 

As for the rest of your e.mails contents, What were you on!!??

Please read it back you i hope will see what i mean

 

Your Ball

 

Annie

 

 

Sent: Mon 9/27/2004 7:02 PM

 

Annie hi again - assuming you get comfortable with the stuff you point out in your latest communiqué my leaving it entirely up to you to complete your due diligence and please do not assume we have a deal until I say so, how much money will you put up as a non-refundable deposit in the event you do not complete the transaction by the end of the year and second, what would be your cut off date for completing your due diligence?

 

The email below from Canadian Danna Taylor on September 7th spells out “sum” [sic] of the reasons why we think 300,000 pounds is one incredible steal.

 

“... and who ever said that september was meant to be quieter than August, should get their head checked....it has been a very good week....off the top of my head, I could say the best one yet.

 

Takings  (september)

Wed1: £115.25 (sunny)

Thu 2: £154.80 (sunny)

Fri 3: £114.60 (overcast)

Sat 4: £209.05 (overcast)

Sun 5: £285.55 (sunny)

Mon 6: £198.30 (sunny)

 

And as you requested last week.....

 

Total takings from May 1st, 2004 to date (06/09/04) £14,807.94.

 

take care, hope all is well and that the kids are enjoying their first week back in school. Say hello to marie for us. we are now off to enjoy a cloudy day of in exeter. must take the sights in while we can!

 

-danna-

 

Annie, please understand that I am not making a single representation other than the information contained in our communiqués “back and forth”.

 

I am in fact quite the “open book” and one would simply need to type my name on any Internet search engine to c all there is to know about me paying attention to this rather important decision by Judge Jack B. Weinstein a famous Federal Judge here in the United States who cited my contribution in his decision to overturn a landmark multi-million dollar repetitive stress injury jury award, sending corrupt plaintiffs and their lawyers packing with their tails between their legs.

 

The book I am writing, Manager Minute One, a takeoff of the business book best seller, One Minute Manager is all about empowering the “kid”s to parent the “dik” [sic] parents who need the most help while providing real time workshops over The Internet, spelling out some of the reasons we believe G-D-Nature got rid of our tails during the evolutionary process of weeding out the riff-raff, going around in circles contributes to short-circuits, careful when traveling up

 

Or

 

Downstream without a reliable paddle as well as insurance with a credit worthy insurance carrier, not a single credible individual

 

Or

 

Group I am aware of would argue such a “credit worthy” carrier currently exists, agree?

 

Only people who lie, steal and cheat need good memories that simply don’t last forever, agree?

 

A mind a terrible thing to lose the result of each one of us going around in circles as opposed to the natural “back and forth” rhythm of the universe, agree?

 

And why the need to constantly move forward as well as pay attention to the still movement of the “Oshon’s” [sic] waters especially when rowing in “reverse” always reflecting on the past which together with the future all come together in the present, stemming from simply understanding the basics of Quantum Physics-Gravity-Mechanics leading to the Digital Age, a G-D-Send, as in 01 10=4+3+2+1+0, 2 RiP to shreds without ever feeling the need to resort to violence, sending those who lie, steal and cheat in to a tailspin as in Pi R².

 

Pi not round Pi R², there good reason why an Almighty SMART G-D would not have such a thing as a perfect circle in mathematics, the most precise of languages, English ripped out of Latin one of the spiritual languages by politicians, mostly lawyers wanting to confuse the masses, agree?

 

TRAMS as in Science, Math, Art, Religion, Technology provides all the guidance for us to stay on track, the teachings of Pythagoras and Newton’s first principle, “4 every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is gained nor is it lost” [sic], the numeral 0 possibly originating when folks dissected the stem of a flower and noticed the circles, the Roman Numeral I, the stem itself standing on its “own 2 legs”, the axel along with the wheel getting things moving in all directions, numbers II and III followed eventually by the awesome number 4 the halfway point leading to infinity, the rather perfect proportions of petals, leads one, each of us geniuses, those more so who have not allowed others to interfere with our sequencing, to conclude the universe is endless, more so when understanding General Relativity, agree?

 

2 c mE the reverse of E=mc² spelling out the awesome power of “negative space”, only the “most average” rising to the top of the Bell Shaped Curve, that which goes around comes around with a vengeance bearing in mind that Einstein the genius of modern day geniuses in working out the working of the cosmos as he put it, “The Mind of G-d”, to his credit acknowledged his failure to embrace Quantum Mechanics as “quiet” [sic] a mistake, very possibly preventing him from completing his

 

Unified Theory

For the inner workings

Of the universe.

 

Then again, time is relative and once accepting that there is no such thing as a coincidence that design is everywhere, the past, the future all come together in the present, few worth their salt arguing differently that G-D is DNA, within each one of us to keep track of those going astray choosing the “sinful life”, agree?

 

No surprise as we try to leap forward so aware of our mortality wanting to accomplish immortality that we forget that the discoveries of those past within each one of us not so absorbed in our own little world of this all being about, “me, me and me” versus “we, we, we”, so difficult tho, to think even quietly let alone aloud in this so noisy, “Dog eat God” [sic] world agree?

 

Not to forget the really fun things in life helped in no small measure by Technology stemming from the “discovery” of things such as Chaos Theory which help us make sense of the workings of the markets while never forgetting to pay attention to what transpired when endless Dutch Bulbs supported the world’s economy be4 going bust, such SMART matters all contained in MM1 geared toward getting folks everywhere to get back to their roots while demonstrating in “real time” tried and proven ways to hold those who choose to “upset the balance” be held accountable in a myriad of ways most importantly embarrassing the crap out of those who still have a conscience and for the rest to be tried in courts where a jury of their peers will send them packing just in time for their maker using the latest and greatest technology available to man-woman without saying a word, sound only hear here on earth, placing such evil doers on a return trip where they will support the rest of the food chain, planet Mother Earth the only place where the Devil finds comfort with evil doers, hell only here on earth, in the words of our JoNathan,

 

NO DEVIL LIVED ON=NO DEVIL LIVED ON,

 

on a par with,

 

A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA=A MAN A PLAN A CANAL PANAMA.

 

Such “word playing” taking place back in the fall of 2002 during a rather stressful period for our boy who was 10 years old at the time, fortunate enough tho, to have his rather smart mother’s DNA and a better than average breeding given his exposure since age 18 months to “sum” [sic] of my “Bottoms Up Schooling” placing him today in position like each and every one of our kids to rise above the tides as long as they don’t see themselves as ants worst of all co-dependants.

 

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything!

 

Smoked fish while “sumwhat” [sic] tasty reminds me most of the Greek expression, The Fish Rots From The Head Down, MM1 showing how relatively easy it is to never, if one is truly intent on protecting the space between one’s ears becoming like Deep Space a perfect vacuum, ever put up with any of the “bullshit”, willing to confront evil every step of the way.

 

There have in fact been relatively very few great discoveries the invention of the light bulb, a charged vacuum tube, taking man-woman several million years to work out, no doubt the delay result of our better halves, women, having been kick out for “sum” [sic] 2,500 years ago at around the time of Pythagoras by men with their elevated testosterone while embracing their “favorites” when going to war rather than get their arms around the evidence that women because of their nurturing skills are in fact better at multi-tasking and problem solving, agree?

 

Men tho, r far better listeners than what most women gives us credit for, “sum” [sic] of us men so incredibly good at solving problems for women without rarely if ever being actually asked by women who for the most part simply vent their frustration in being raped time and again, agree?

 

Not forgetting how ingenious us single dimensional males are in our ability to beat the living daylights out of one another, agree?

 

So important to go “back and forth” examining science and mathematics at the highest levels leading to spirituality that does not require little if any explanation, my Client-Partner-Wife’s spirituality graphic [difficulty attaching hyperlinks] spelling out the essence of MM1 perhaps best expressed in our website www.EmanANDdog.COM=MOC.godDNAname, just another one of our 100 odd networks under construction from the “bottom up”.

 

My rather stellar track record of success without being a “pig at the trough” places me today in the position of more likely than not beating out Dr. Jonathan Beare to die the richest person in the grave, Dr. JB in my opinion the richest “cash rich” individual on the planet, i.e. still able to raise more money in the space of 24 hours than anyone I know to mention little of me not quite “sue dumb” [sic] to sell this one of a kind property to folks who have yet to develop their own track record not yet having the means to fully appreciate the money I/We would be leaving on the table.

 

In other words, it shouldn’t take u that much longer to pack your car, sell off everything including possibly your first born to the highest bidder than the time it took me to purchase Ccrest without the previous owner inviting me in out of the freezing cold back in late December 2001 for a look at what I was purchasing when I knocked on his window rather late at night, Mr. Coster possibly thinking that because I had not a single penny on me at the time, no identity documents, not even a credit card that I was homeless, coming up, however, with an ingenious way to get free board and lodging, the only credit card I had brought with me from the United States as a gift for my mother contained only her married name which u can c in this hyperlink and had I not simply dropped it ahead of time in the mail box testing the ingenuity of the Royal Mail service to locate my extraordinary Royal Mater may have only led to more weariness on the part of this terrific gentleman and his wife who I assume after checking with Interpol, the FBI, the South African Secret Police and of course Israel’s Mossad eventually allowed me to stay with them even tho I had in the process of protecting my rear end befriended every attorney, psychologist, psychiatrist including mystics across the Bristol Channel in Wales in the event my mother were to try to have me institutionalized enlisting if need be the help of my famous gay cousin-author-journalist Mark Gevisser just so that she and my stepfather, Alan Zulman alone could be credited with solving all the problems of the world, just call England 44-1-98-46-24-0-88 and listen to their outgoing message.

 

Naturally should this ever more so reclusive couple answer the phone be polite, it always helping to speak of course in the Queen’s English letting them know simply that u were calling to hear their,

 

Sorry we r out of touch solving the problems of the world” [sic].

 

Suggest they replace the phone bearing in mind were u to interfere with the blood flow to my mother’s heart don’t be surprised to be hit with a lawsuit supported by my first cousin Dr. Barry Molk one of the very best if not the best cardiologist in the world realizing more and more these days the economics of setting up an assembly line catering to my adversaries increasingly seeking frontal lobotomies they may force u to sell off your husband Barry assuming he isn’t worth much more than his weight in gold, agree?

 

And if in fact Barry is overweight then u can be rest assured my mother who keeps kosher will find a way to feed him to the pigs at that slaughterhouse recently built just outside of Wiveliscombe, Somerset that could soon have those rich folks heading to Minehead, allowing her and Alan Zulman to buy up the little remaining real estate in Wivesliscombe that they don’t already own at fire sale prices which once the demand for pigs subsides, the slaughterhouse converted in to dwellings for my few relatively few remaining adversaries willing to dig ditches preventing soil erosion, thus putting my English folks once again in the running to die the richest people in the grave, agree?

 

Naturally a sad by product of all this could be anti-Semitism rearing its ugly head once again in England, not that it ever subsided and let that be the only thing I am left to deal with, agree?

 

G-D only help my Roman Catholic and Protestant brothers and sisters bearing in mind my ability to debate with anyone the existence of an Almighty SMART G-D to entrust his-her smarts to any one single individual given how quick we r to point fingers at those who simply point out what is wrong with the world, those at the top of the pyramid relying on those at the bottom of the totem pole to fight it out amongst themselves, but as this world goes topsy-turvy-curvy with the termites making terrific ground those fostering hate amongst the worker bees r just moments away from falling from one incredible dizzy height, collapsing in to a heap of tears, agree?

 

While diminishing in numbers again relatively speaking, my adversaries could support at least one converted cardiologist practice for possibly a week without the billing clerk having to bill for unnecessary procedures, agree?

 

Again one needs to fully appreciate what it means to have a property that requires no maintenance to speak of and has as its backyard perhaps the most amazing enchanted forest yet to be discovered by folk all over the world more than a handful only just with this broadcasted missive hearing about our great Somerset Cream served by possibly the best looking brother-sister team to come out of Canada other than of course my Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion and her brother Jean who given all the publicity he receives in my missives could place his sights not simply in becoming the head of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police [RCMP] but at the same time while not wanting to lose his incredible pension, very possibly the next French Canadian Pope altho I have yet to hear whether Jean Dion, Jean pronounced more like “John” but with a French Canadian accent was as creative as his sister Marie Dion when attending confession, “I lied to my mother, beat the crap out of my sister” [sic] which probably went down a whole lot better than if she had told that yoyo on the other side of the screen very likely playing with him-herself,

 

“When the dialogue becomes tTOo monologues it is the beginning of the end” [sic].

 

By the way Marie is in the process of being immortalized in the most exquisite bronze 6 foot 2 inch statue to be placed as part of the “Holy Family” in “Celebration of family” on the Notre Dame University in the United States and the next time I visit Notre Dame in Paris I will try and make a point of remembering to bring along a miniature model in an effort to invigorate, indoctrinate and promulgate the dieses to enter into a contract with the sculpture A. Wasil of San Diego, California that will help them out of their future mess once class action lawyers have milked each and every Catholic congregation here in the U.S. dry along with their insurance carriers for fiddling with young and defenseless altar boys.

 

Moreover, my Royal Mater when not funding anti-terrorist groups does in fact live part of the year in Wiveliscombe about an hour from Minehead and the rest of the year in Israel, the possibility exists that Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman may provide at a minimum the godzillian billion trillion million dollars in seed capital to do an environmental impact study on moving our Israeli brothers and sisters from Israel to Baja, California which while ultimately leading to world peace would as a first step act as a buffer to narco-terrorists trying to penetrate through Mexico in to the U.S., agree?

 

Perhaps such incredible insight was the main reason why my school-hood-pal Roy Essakow moved from La Jolla, California close to the Mexican border further north to Beverly Hills, Roy a hired hand of Marc “Fugitive” Rich who former President Clinton on his last day in the Oval Office granted a presidential pardon for sins we have yet to fully uncover to mention just in passing my trying desperately to get my family members involved with The Diamond Invention that facilitated the greatest enslavement, torture and mass murder of all time to get with the program to do the “right thing” for the “common good” as opposed to waiting for the next South African government to set up a Military War Tribunal who will learn a lesson or “tTOo” [sic] from the pitiful Truth Commission set up by the current ANC Government that has allowed the rich to get richer and the poor the picture.

 

The smart money increasingly visible thanks to the Digital Age, again a G-D-Send, as in “Fools names, fools faces in public places”, agree?

 

It is possible my South African accent had the former owners of Ccrest taking me “sumwhat” [sic] seriously despite my unorthodox bypassing of the formalities issued by my wonderful attorney Mr. McLusky of Risdon Hosegood in Minehead, bearing in mind Mr. Coster is South African whose family lineage can be traced back to the Coster many credit as being the inventor of the printing press.

 

Everything I do is ultimately geared toward streamlining the process most of all getting folks to once again think clearly taking note of the similarities between the young and old who so similar in their childish acts, more than a handful of folks including my extraordinary Royal Mater acting rather “senile” since what else can explain their childish behavior, aware, however, of my intellectual reasoning in “knowing end” has them remaining hell bent in opposition to the publishing of my one of a kind best selling book that while still in the final stages of being “pulled together” is shaking the ruling elite to their core.

 

It did in fact take me another 24 hours to step foot on to Ccrest after I had completed the transaction with Mr. Coster in less than 5 minutes unaware there was even a café attached to this one of a kind final resting spot.

 

Again all roads from Rome lead to Ccrest for folks to then take a cruise with or without Tom Cruise to the new Israel situated in Baja, California, my encouraging u to make the most of this once in a lifetime opportunity, that u will c the wisdom of always leaving monies on the table, weary tho of gifting anything to anyone without knowing for absolute certain they have not allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning, agree?

 

U know of course the trafficking of human beings is still very much in this “Dog eat God” [sic] world big time business-personal.

 

My hurried decision to purchase Ccrest, trying to avoid freezing to death standing up, came soon after beginning the 614 mile walk the “Hands” sculpture on the boardwalk depicting this incredible scenic walk that every human being on the planet should do be4 meeting our maker, my being ever so thoughtful to contribute my last monies to the local hospital who had I slipped and fallen with no one to blame for my negligence other than an errant cow would have surely taken pity on poor, poor, poor, Gary.

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

Ps - U can c some photos of Ccrest=Seacrest in this Ccrest=Seacrest Cafe,  hyperlink below.

 

Ps IDevin Standard, the executor of my estate, is currently in Germany and perhaps on his return trip to the United States can assist in setting up what we refer to here as the “escrow” that holds both “our feet to the fire” in the event my attorney Mr. McLusky is away, once and only when I say we have a deal.

 

Time tho is of the essence, i.e. the longer you take to complete your due diligence putting up your cows if worth more than your husband as earnest money deposit, forget whatever increasingly worthless diamonds u may have, the less likely I am going to be able to talk my partner-wife Marie Dion to part with this one of a kind business-personal property.

 

 

 

Sent: Sun 9/26/2004 11:49 AM

 

Dear Annie and Barry – I have yet to discuss your email with Marie Dion but to keep my conversation with my rather logical partner-wife brief and to the point, tell me exactly what is your bottom line price for purchasing this one of a kind business opportunity and how quickly can you complete the transaction.

 

Yours truly,

 

Gary

 

 

“The world would be far better off if women were on permanent PMS then they wouldn’t put up with any of the bullshit” – Marie Dion

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: bazannie
Sent:
Saturday, September 25, 2004 2:26 AM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Ccrest=Seacrest Cafe,
Minehead, England

 

Dear Gary

Thanks for contacting us regarding the Seacrest cafe.

Since my hubby Barry spoke to Donna, we were eagerly awaiting this mail, but sadly it seems you are not yet planning a sale, or at least one we could consider.( £400,000 out of the question).
We have talked about nothing else since the phone call. We feel quiet deflated

Barry and i have previously owned a similar catering business and your place seemed the right size for the two of us to run, as bryan and donna have. I got the impression they were wanting to go back to 
USA.

Shame as we have two couples waiting to buy our home in southport.

We will have to look else where, as we want to make a change sooner rather than later, we almost had
the car packed to come down and have another look, barry had taken exterior pictures on his phone last time we were in lynmouth.

If your situation changes, or you need a couple to maybe run it for a season by all means contact us.
We could rent our flat out for the same time,we would like to make a change realisticly after christmas.

Regards Annie & Barry




On Thu,
23 Sep 2004 18:48 , Gary S. Gevisser <gsg@sellnext.com> sent:

Dear Barry and Anne;

 

Bryan Taylor the operator of our Ccrest=Seacrest Café in Minehead tells me that you might be interested in purchasing this one of a kind property-business and that he had indicated to you that we would be looking at a sale price of around 300,000 pounds.

 

Since Bryan spoke with you my wife and I after further consultation with Bryan have decided that given the incredible success Bryan and his sister Danna have had during this past summer and considering the investment of our time and money since acquiring Ccrest in December 2001 it would make more sense given the current trend especially when compared to the previous years to see what this brother-sister team could do in their second season unless someone were to come in with a “crazy” offer of sum 400,000 pounds which to “sum” [sic] may be very reasonable considering this is the location of locations, the road from London ending at our doorstep before entering one of the most enchanted forests on planet earth, to mention little of time and again how idiotic can one really be in this “dog eat god” [sic] world to compare Ccrest to anything, i.e. nothing comparable, a gree?

 

Both Bryan and Danna have indicated they would be interested in staying on should a buyer wish to keep this terrific team but at the same time all of us could understand if someone thought it would suite them better to live and operate the Bed and Breakfast Café as had been the case with the previous owners.

 

Please let me know your thoughts.

 

Regards,

 

Gary S. Gevisser