From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 24, 2003 7:01 PM
To: 'Tracy Fried'
Cc: rest
Subject: RE: Perfect Storm VII - continues.

 

Tracy, and hi tu u.

 

I am off to Europe in a few days racing around trying tu tie-up a few remaining loose ends and perhaps we will have more tu speak about in terms of “X paths” upon my return, assuming I am granted “free rain” [sic] traveling “back & forth” as I “turn up the heat” on those who play it “fast & loose”.

 

And in the process of pre-selling my book, Manager Minute One tu the hi-est bidder should u eventually get thru the million or so words contained in the previous hyperlinks remembering a picture “sells” [sic] a thousand words, you will not only conclude how perfectly sane I am thus reducing the possibility of my collecting Social Security ahead of others of the same biological age, my having a disdain 4 drugs, most of all alcohol which when combined with marijuana makes 4 a pitiful lover, agree?

 

Butt, at least equal in importance I have a series of pragmatic economic solutions that will help fix things from the bottom up, baring in mind that The Fish Rots From The Head Down tu the toes, to mention little of how my efforts to empower the kids to parent the parents who themselves were poorly trained kids growing up to be “big diks” and 4 obvious reasons despite their rapacious nature could never quite hold on2 the wom-n of my dreams.

 

Until a “cross-training opportunity” cums up at least give me your thoughts as someone with sum expertise on kids K-12 why when in a “broken home” situation when the male spouse leaves the country with his biological children he is not required to show any proof that he isn’t absconding with them, i.e. farting out of town without the permission of the female spouse?

 

The same cannot be said where a female spouse is given the Nth Degree even with the appropriate documentation although perhaps there is more tu all this than meets the eye, agree?

 

Possibly the fact that my wife, Marie Dion Gevisser [M-G], who hasn’t officially changed her name from Marie [Dion] Stewart, like my mother, not tu be confused with Martha Stewart, remains after umpteen years a “resident alien” not having yet given up her Canadian citizenship, is partly the cause the constant “shake DOWn” at airport security.

 

A solution mite be tu turn one or both of her “broken home” kids into celebrities not only will it take the heat off her but their earnings could help their biological father, Dr. JBS, from entering the “god house” [sic] once I am done with him et al.

 

Another solution, probably more practical is 4 MDG tu keep on hand her business degree diploma from a university I can assure u was as good if not better than any higher academic institution I have ever stepped foot in and u can go to the bank, even your grave for that matter, confident of one thing about me, my having trekked through more fukukta universities like Stanford, Oxford, Cambridge, Yale, et al than the average Joe Blow and of course nothing gives me greater pleasure than to trample over a knucklehead from Harvard.

 

As u know practice makes perfect and folks like Dr. JBS are only in the business of practicing medicine, i.e. medical malpractice just like workers compensation to mention little of asbestos claims only now working themselves thru the court system.

 

Despite the downward spiral that awaits Dr. JBS et al it seems likely he will “go down with the ship” just managing to come out of court with a court order back on October 24th of last year preventing me from placing the kids’ “imagary” [sic] on The Internet to mention little of the effectiveness of my E-mail to the “diamond-clad” principal of the elementary Del Mar “Hills” public school after she decided to “mix-in.”

 

And just like an orbiter sitting around waiting for the pull of another planet or too the rebound I got gave quite a boost to the value of www.GrubbyGrub.com which along with www.GirlieGarb.com increases in value with each “tick of the clock” no doubt Mr. Jeffrey Krinsk Esq. would like me to at least put a banner that reads, “Give us a break… get rid of your old farts but don’t hold on to their t-shirts as u squeeze them down the drain, twist…”

 

Jeffrey will soon undoubtedly be looking at his calendar to c when it will be opportune to introduce me tu Mrs. Theresea Heinz Kerry as the world gets wind that the likes of Aspartame could be even more harmful than sugar, now please don’t even think about shorting the stock of either Heinz or JD Searle Company “4 a hole variety of” [sic] reasons none perhaps more important than if their stock were to drop Mr. Krinsk would be relentless in his efforts to take me off unemployment.

 

Why do u think it has been so difficult 4 Dr. JBS tu get his “arms around” there being no escaping my laser-like focus especially considering the fact that with at least too failed marriages under his belt to mention little of his poor breeding thinking it pays to go “tu bat” with me tu mention just in passing his “dragging of feet” to provide MDG with his “John Handcock” [sic] on such document never tu forget him ever once requesting my rather incredible “travel companion” on a journey through life of sum 9+ years provide him with a similar such document if 4 no other reason than to prevent him possibly being embarrassed in front of his children should the passport control officials start looking at him “sideways.”

 

Now of course there are sum who have wondered whether Dr. JBS might decide to pursue the path of my owning a motorcycle that has my lady always “sitting pretty” in questioning both our STABILITY since as u have surely gathered the attack on me was nothing short of an attack on his wife 4 having the courage to have finally told him after 9+ years of “bondage” that she was ready tu embrace Judaism which is just one of the reasons that had this bigot eventually going into a tailspin.

 

At this point Dr. JBS knows only to well I would include in the interrogatories we will shortly be sending him et al whether when carrying a girlfriend or too on back of his motorcycle he checks the tire pressure, both the front and back, while letting him know to be careful of the “Aroyo toad” [sic] should he decide tu visit our neck of the woods in Pine Creek which should one of these days house a relic from the past with enuf horsepower to get the knuckleheads over at NASA to conduct a “direct experiment” that would prove the speed of light is not a constant, and once folks get wind of what it means to break the light speed barrier it opens up endless possibilities to mention little of heaven getting ever so close to our shores.

 

My optimism for the future is tempered with the reality that there are more than a handful of disconnected folk like Dr. JBS who in many ways have to be more feared than the folks like Ronald “Capo di Capi” Perelman given the fact that they have so little to lose, relatively speaking that is, their deficit needs as in wants, insatiable with all the money in the world, hence my plan to die the richest person in the grave which doesn’t really amount to much given the fact that I will not be buried albeit my now having planted in someone’s head the idea of burying me alive, and of course the power brokers behind Wetherly Capital as in Ron Burkle et al are not  exactly lightweights, none of these yoyos, however, have really played rugby let alone have a handle of the type of chess that I have mastered ever so well while being ever so quiet for many years, just making certain these I get enuf sleep and exercise to rejuvenate my soul waking up each day with the broadest smile on my face and of course nothing would make me happier right now than to hear that my attorney James C. Ashworth is in a solid state of recovery and so I include his former legal assistant Jodie Ruiz on this email as well as a representative sample of the world’s expanding population soon to be increasing at a decreasing rate before getting ultimately with the program, healthy mind, healthy body, work hard, play hard.

 

A moment ago, 6:45PM PST I got a call from the one woman of my dreams inviting me tu take a break and be over at the house at 7:00PM PST 4 dinner, and so I now kick into hi-gear always weary of pedestrians obviously sumthing the person who let down the front right tire not all that long ago of my Mini Cooper S didn’t quite c, as well as me.

 

It is all in the way we communicate, and of course there will be plenty of time left to lighten up once we get serious about addressing the systemic weaknesses of all our systems and until such as Dr. JBS et al learn how to better communicate with the likes of me to mention little of his SECOND former wife, giving him the benefit of the doubt that he has in fact only been married twice, producing only too offspring although we don’t know at this time how many other individuals he passed on venereal disease I will remain a constant pain in his butt repeating time and again the words he threw at me on September 8th 2002 just 3 days be4 he committed a very un-American act, “I will hound you the rest of your life” him having forgotten that getting rid of me serves “know end” [sic] to mention little of those out of control political leaders and gangster backers who go about wrecking havoc on the vast law-abiding majority, subscribing to the notion that the end justifies the means.

 

I do intend to have a lot of fun while getting down to sum very serious business.

 

I am trying to get hold of my mother’s new email address to see what her thoughts are about the marketing prospects of several young people I have recently come across including of course “our” too kids. Zena Ash Gevisser blah blah did a number of incredible things in her relatively short-lived professional career including assisting the chemists who invented Oil of Olay first market their “long-legged” product quite different to the “short legs” of the Broadway revival “Meet Me In St. Louis, Misery” [sic] before the “skin lightener” [sic] was sold to a multi-national conglomerate.

 

ZZ who retired at age 40 possibly even went on a mission with Rabbi Abner Weiss to Mars, the Ashes a rather close lipped bunch, and the closest any of us came to sinking a ship was when my middle brother and I while skiing behind a motor boat on a lake helped turn it over on its own wake, my wake up call coming, much like coming out of my “shall” was pretty much at the same age my mother “packed it in” and headed tu Wivesliscombe, Dr. JBS and my mother having a thing or too in common, i.e. even the most pathological sumX tell the truth.

 

Earlier today I spoke with an attorney in Las Vegas who has over the course of the past several years painstakingly gone to bat to recover monies owed to a pal of mine. Suffice to say David Winterton although a little battle weary having taken on a fight that few attorneys on the planet would even contemplate even if offered all the riches in the land, is, however, comforted in having finally prevailed, a judgment in hand but it is a battle that has had more than just a few onlookers although the media never picked up on it which is a something I am elaborating on in my email to Diana Henriques of the New York Times, a subject matter I would think u might learn sumthing from.

 

In any event unless I hear otherwise I will take you off the my email list and be rest assured you will not be placed on my delete list. I always allow one exception. Time to be exceptional, agree?

 

This email is being written along with 8 or so other emails which I plan to have all out be4 we leave on our next trip 

 

Hang in there!

 

Gary

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Tracy Fried [mailto:tfried@sdcoe.k12.ca.us]
Sent:
Thursday, July 24, 2003 1:13 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Perfect Storm VII - continues.

 

Hi Gary,
I hope you are doing well. I would be interested in learning of opportunities to cross paths if any events come up – however, I would be appreciative if my name can be removed from this email phone book to avoid receiving emails I am unable to read due to workload – and this is my work address.

Thanks,
tracy