From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
Wednesday, July 23, 2003 3:58 PM
To: 'ConnectCard'
Cc: rest
Subject: RE: Les jeux sont fait - The cards are played - Perfect Storm III

 

Hey Joe, not only will I oblige in taking u off the list I will also place u in “good company” with those on my “delete list.”

 

At 2:20PM PST very shortly after speaking on the telephone 4 sum 100 minutes and 38 seconds to the former president of Bureau of Business Practice [BBP], a division of Prentice Hall, a not altogether small subsidiary of Simon & Schuster I sent out this E-mail to a “train junky.”

 

During the call with Glen Shapiro who captained BBP during my 5 year “marathon rap” with Insurance Marketing Services [IMS] where the only communication I sent out was a flowchart that showed the employees how to go to the toilet without clogging up the sewer system helping them differentiate between business #1 and business #2, I noticed that Seth Lubove of Forbes Magazine had replied to my “crap” E-mail.

 

Although Mr. Shapiro who had taken a serious look at acquiring IMS in the late 1980s would not be surprised to hear that I never once read a single publication of the millions we put out he would be “hard pressed” to consider my work product “crap” having decided to hire me the very next day after my non-compete with IMS ended.

 

It has been around 7 years since Glen and I “touched base” our conversations very much “back & forth” altho this time round I spoke more than usual not forgetting, however, to thank him for a key phrase of his I later used when imploring the wife and Chairman of the Board of Hearst Corporation “to stick their knitting” and not to get caught up in the media frenzy that was taking over the publishing industry in the early 90s.

 

As u well know in an attempt to obfuscate their non-stellar performance oftentimes management immerse themselves in a variety of legal yet insidious actions such as pulling off a merger or divesting of assets that shouldn’t have been acquired in the first place, so much so that within a short space of time comparative analysis become all butt impossible, the more synergistic the business units the more life forms become amorphous.

 

Now I have elongated sumwhat what was a rather precise and compelling statement but my mind right now has moved back to the last email I sent to this Ardeshir Mehta, N.D wondering if I had thrown in the initials “ATP” as in “Adrenaline Try-Phos-fate-s” [sic] a basic building block of life, as we know it, which only exists as far as I know within our atmosphere, this would have helped make a more compelling argument that the words we first hear from G-d in the Old Testament, “Let there be light” started the evolutionary cycle that has “know end” [sic] insite, this last hyperlink leading u to a post by sumone going by the handle Brendy45 on the Yahoo Revlon message board the day following my announcement to the world, October 1st, 1999 that we had finally got Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman “squàre” [sic] in the middle of our crosshairs.

 

It seems to me that u could have a number of things in common with Brendy45 as I take a further look at his-her second paragraph,

 

A couple of thoughts on the matter. Everybody's a genius when they have inside info. If my theory is true AND you traded on this info I hope you're caught, sent to prison and get boned up the ass by Bubba..”

 

Could u possibly explain to me why that bitch, Hilary Clinton, stuck around with that bastard Bill “Bubba” Clinton and what u think the prospects are 4 my book, Manager Minute One, to outsell a book, albeit by a former First Lady of the United States of America that simply exploits her husband’s sexual misconduct?

 

And since u seem to be so good at differentiating fact from crap how do u think I mite go about creating sum controversy creating a magnet of sorts and while u are at, Mr. Genius, why not give me your ideas of electromagnetism which could possibly help keep the trains, at least here in Del Mar, from falling down the cliffs?

 

So u won’t mind if I use u to help break new ground as I go about introducing a brand new product never tried before, getting folks to have “blind faith” with a non-fiction writer no one outside of my 360 odd email list knows anything about.

 

I should add that Glen Shapiro has never been on my email list and for sum reason I doubt he would find much comfort in the yoyos on my “delete list”, agree?

 

Now of course u must be asking why I would be coming forth at this late hour to disclose to the world all the shenanigans that went on behind the scenes that led to a nincompoop like Gray Davis being elected Governor of the 6th largest economy in the world, that pays a measly few bucks, lots of aggravation that he knew would mount up long before it would disappear into a vacuum to mention little of the media attention that makes it ever so difficult to get in a “quickie.”

 

And of course with enuf of folks like u around I could c it as conceivable for a whole lot of the crap that has been put out being taken out of the atmosphere but I doubt it would be enuf to satisfy the imbalance that exists given the fact that Gray Davis ant the problem, getting rid of him in fact does little if anything toward getting things back on the right track and why I would think a genius like yourself would have sum alternatives since u obviously don’t think very hi-ly of me.

 

So can u tell me how much dope u smoked growing up and whether u continue to think your shit doesn’t stink and of course I am all butt certain u are a hell lot better looking than me and while u are at it do u have any idea why Ms. Kathy Murray et al didn’t respond tu the E-mail I sent her on June 13th questioning in no uncertain terms whether someone had stolen her identity which prompted the FBI being called in to mention little of what u thought of my initial response to “her” email,

 

“I very much appreciate the fact that you are increasing the circle of those people dependant upon my communications for their insight and analysis of the events of the day. This is a very affirmative and positive step on your part that is highly appreciated.

 

Sincerely,”

 

 

Now are u certain u don’t want to hear “first hand” my follow up to Mr. Lubove’s “Thank u” [sic] email which seems more elaborate than the response u c in the previous hyperlink which I got from a pathologist just shy of a year ago when “Ed” felt “at 1” with me addressing a B of A branch manager, nothing quite like helping redress the wrongs that affect the common man-woman, agree?

 

I have though only scanned Seth’s email spending a whole lot more time trying tu figure out how u were so fortunate, unfortunate to have got on my email list and don’t hesitate to let me know whether u r able to read the “common man” hyperlink” which is a verbatim, hand-written interview “of” [sic] Nelson Mandela when he was incarcerated for sum 27 years, and should u need sum guidance on where to attach your tail why not communicate with Mr. Keeley et al.

 

Rest assured I will no later than before I leave 4 Europe this weekend add both your and Mr. Keeley’s names to the “delete list” until u tell me “otherweiss” [sic].

 

And of course u like Professor “BrownNose” Brown know your ABCs as in Always Be Cool.

 

Rest assured, things are heating up and no where is it more apparent than in the “action-reaction” I am getting from my recent emails.

 

Please understand that no matter what, u being placed on the “delete list” won’t upset the balance, my list continuing tu represent a statistically valid sample of the world’s “Campos mentis” [sic] population, i.e. those with IQ points of 72 and up who can do more than simply populate an already overpopulated planet who can also read and write English, sumwhat.

 

All the best,

 

The Pisser

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: ConnectCard [mailto:kirk@connectcard.net]
Sent:
Wednesday, July 23, 2003 10:55 AM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Les jeux sont fait - The cards are played - Perfect Storm III

 

Thanks for taking me off.

 

 

----Original Message -----

From: Gary S. Gevisser

To: 'ConnectCard'

Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2003 8:48 AM

Subject: RE: Les jeux sont fait - The cards are played - Perfect Storm III

 

How did u get on my email list? My apologies 4 u not liking my “rap” [sic].

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: ConnectCard [mailto:kirk@connectcard.net]
Sent:
Wednesday, July 23, 2003 8:38 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: Re: Les jeux sont fait - The cards are played - Perfect Storm III

 

Dear Gary,

 

I'm tired of receiving the crap you are sending out.  Please remove me from your e-mail list!!!!