From: Gary S. Gevisser [
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Hey Sammy,
exactly too hours ago at 3:35 PM PST I heard once again another mini earthquake
hitting Del Mar as you pressed your electronic garage door opener shortly
followed by the usual toilet flushing that reminds me it is time I added
another document or too to the collection Mr.
About a half hour earlier I was over at the Ocean Song just
a little south of the southwest corner of Hwy 101 and 15th Street
looking for Virginia the former owner who is visiting having now settled in
Italy to discuss further her son who “si-is” [siC]] living in Spain
and is thinking about a “▲ of life.” And
of course immediately upon hearing from Chris, the current owner of Ocean Song
that Gabrielle is, “One in a million, single, in his early 40s, an attorney and
master chef all built into 1” [sic] I have been on a mission.
You may have read that for the second time now I have struck
out with m
I just got off the phone with Virginia who has now given me
her son’s email and immediately after sending this email I will be contacting
Gabrielle which as you know is my Hebrew
name. With time running out, having not yet taken Pypeetoe for even a morning
run I will have to wait until tomorrow to check this email for spelling and
grammatical errors, so please bear with me.
I happened tho to meet a wonderful lady from
Now Nelly Canero is a rather eloquent person in every
respect but I was having a little trouble with her accent and rather than put
down this sincere and caring woman who told me that the slogan of the “World
Heath Organization” [sic] is
Do you not doubt that only a few committed
citizens can ▲ the world, in fact this is the only way it happens.
and go off on a tangent about my mother who you remember
only debates people who agree with her before KOing them with, “The
only difference between Americans and the English is the language”,
I chose to be very patient.[1]
For sum reason the rest of world particularly those in the 3rd
World see our great President as the anti-Christ when in fact this incredibly
gifted man with perhaps the greatest first lady in the history of the United
States at his side has to fix a lot inherited by the former regime which
occupied the White House to mention little of my hope that in the next go
around they change the wallpaper
at least in the Lincoln bedroom.
Until folks everywhere get with the program that it simply
makes no sense to pick away at one or too crazy things that at first blush
don’t add up that not even apparently the head of the American Lung Institute,
if there is such an organization, was able to impress upon the Bush
Administration that such actions were nothing short of abusing the U.S.
Constitution, the world is in for perhaps more [of] a wake
up shock than I could ever have imagined and of course you know I think
differently but when need be very precise, stiletto like as Mr. Irving Cooper
will no doubt remember. Irv, by the way, died March 3rd, altho I am
not sure if it was this year or last, maybe a call to
The problems of the world economy are far greater than even
toddlers lighting up cigarettes worse yet, a principal who smokes who ducks in
to a Vons supermarket store while advocating “Just say No” to the elementary
school kids, G-d forbid spending their ever meager dollar earnings on Revlon
Outrageous Shampoo to heck with Love That Pink
Lipstick.
Idiots who pay attention to the up and down ticks in the
stock market are thank G-d distracted enuf that they haven’t stopped spending
even tho there really isn’t much going on in terms of value added unless of
course you think it is a smart move that sum 752 new homes were built each day
last year in Los Angeles Country alone.
Just like the game of chess is all about distracting your
opponent to play to your advantage I have no doubt that there is at least one
genius in addition to G-d behind some of the madness we see coming out of the
Bush Administration including the recent decision by the FCC to empower the
media giants to gobble up more small TV networks thanks in part to folks like Valerie
Schulte of the “BAN” [sic] altho it is possible that the National
Association of Broadcasters actually opposed this drive which will limit
competition.
But and it is a very big BUT, in the end such actions by
Colin Powell’s son who is chairman of the Federal Communications Commission
will in time been seen as the death nail to the likes of NBC, ABC and CBS;
guaranteed to soon place them in a death defying tailspin.
You may no that Colin Powell, a so-called “leftist plant”
isn’t altogether deaf, dumb and blind and therefore it is unlikely his son is a
complete moron. I am once again copying Polie Pollak the one time talking head
on all the pop News shows for the brain dead,
who like my former attorney Mr. James C. Ashworth seems to have gone AWOL
in the hope that he will soon challenge me for a live debate on 60 Minutes and
accordingly I am copying my buddy Matthew Margo a 60 Minutes attorney on this
email as well.[2]
Now
Getting back on track, never to forget
the media don’t really have in interest in hunting
since they are either all bought &
paid 4 or wear to much perfume that have their dogs pulling at their leashes,
never never never to forget that walk with Mr. King Golden Esq. along the
railway tracks in Del Mar where he told me that biblical story of the Pelican
not being able to count on the lion to keep to his word, I don’t tho remember
you testing whether the rev counter on your Mercedes blah
blah allowed for the indicator to go around twice and so it
may just have been you checking whether our property m
Fortunately or unfortunately we have lots of candles and
lamps that don’t require electricity and with the weather heating up taking a
cold shower isn’t the end of the world, so why not go ahead, cool off a while
and come back and read what remains?
Yes the feces remains from the time you had your toilet replaced
which ended up in my one closet over a whole bunch of documents including tax
receipts no longer smell. So when I get with
It turns out that
You may have heard that I am also working on updating the
English language getting rid of outdated stuff like “gh” altho I don’t know yet
how we are going to accommodate a word like “ugh” and so any contributions you
may have will be gladly welcomed altho not necessarily generally accepted.
Again, we cannot make the same mistakes time and again by
relying on people like audirtors to count accurately while coming up with
fukukta nonsense like Generally Accepted Accounting Principals [GAAP] gaps to
be taken ever so carefully especially when in either a Mini Cooper S or better
yet The Ducati. No doubt the neighbors can’t wait for Marie to sell her house
and be done with me + the “crotch rocket” which is what Jonathan calls the
ST4S.
You no having once sold an insurance policy or too what is
“usual & customary” can make the difference between heaven and hell and why
it is so important that we don’t allow anyone not matter how small a criminal
they are to mess with the system, i.e. once we start playing God distinguishing
a small crook versus someone who suddenly goes lame thru no fault of their own
other than they happen to have chosen to be in the wrong place at the wrong
time as a sweeper leaves a wet spot in say a Walmart, G-d forbid a K-Mart
then we should start out offering more than a cane or too, agree?
I keep looking in the trash can for boxes of Viagra but so
far you seem to be doing without; relax now just wait for what I have in store
for Martha Stewart and his chummy journalist friend Christopher Byron of the
New York Observer.
There is a Dr. Kane who is one of the better known and
undoubtedly more successful orthopedic “surgeans” in the
area who at one time I believe may have been involved in selling vitamins which
we no can be helpful especially as the food many of us inhale is nothing short
of crap and I wont go much into the subject of farts being nothing more than
airborne feces but when you are sitting down with perhaps the most skilled and
experienced SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Litigator] in the land and you are
handing over documents that may contain nothing short of the “blood evidence”
to mention little of the short hairs of the those blond haired buxom
girlfriends of yours commonly referred to as The Twins around the hiflying
circles of LA who once owned the Black Mercedes 380SL which I am still trying
to sell one has to be ever so careful, i.e. never take a friendship for granted
and they don’t get much better than
It is possible that I may be around this 4th of
July and I will be going out of my way to get an invite to The Party house in
the entire state of California, at least that is my opinion and in some circles
my opinion still counts and if one of my emails ends up blowing up the Revlon
class action lawsuit settlement, so be it, mom.
Come on
There is tho nothing like marrying your best friend which
you no all about having been married now at least twice and of course there is
that 4 odd year relationship with Judy who fell for your Israeli-Scottish
accent and at one time obviously you were fairly good looking with a different
hairdo than the one that makes you now look like a gollywood, Mr. Hollywood?
And a day doesn’t go by when at least one person doesn’t let
me know that I am ugly. In fact yesterday my one banker after trying to impress
upon him how ridiculous it is for me to be selling my one property up in Los
Angeles simply because I haven’t filed Tax Returns in umpteen years responded,
“I feel so blessed that I wasn’t born short and ugly and don’t forget to give
Marie a very big hug from me before throwing me out of his branch.”
Providing current tax returns is a requirement of Washington
Mutual before they will even consider refinancing this one
property of ours despite a debt/equity ratio being well under 20% to
mention little of me being an “above average” customer for sum umpteen years at
least 3X as long as my delay in my filing personal income tax returns.
Now before you think of calling up the IRS and/or the
California Franchise Tax Board may I suggest you first call Vincent over at the
Washington Mutual branch on “Via Deli Villa” [sic] and see whether he thinks it
would be a good idea for you or anyone else to set foot on what could be a
rather nasty “rat trap” to mention little once again of not yet receiving a
dime from Mr. Krinsk and/or his law firm for sum 4 odd years and nor would I
expect the IRS to consider the overpriced meals he pays 4 “constructive
dividends.”
And let me no whether you would like to join Vincent and I
when I start covering “interest deductibility”, whether it be for “personal” or
“business” purposes or better yet just buy a copy or too of my soon-to-be best
selling book, agree?
Suffice to say I have made it my business over the course of
the past several months certainly as long as I am behind in my tax filings, not
that I owe a single dime, to keep these folks well apprised on everything I am
doing never letting the opportunity slip by to tell them about M
And of course Mr. Greenspam is dead wrong about the
prospects for the economy in the “long term” and of course now wouldn’t be a
smart time to defining what is meant by being short changed for I have no clue
who might end up reading this particular email, children to be protected at all
cost, agree?
There are a number of things are going thru my mind right now
including whether or not to continue renting The Cave since it simply isn’t big
enuf for my basic needs which are growing by the minute as “One Minute M
It is now just after
Suffice to say I thought about rather than getting in to a
bidding war with u tu take over the entire house since u are not as far as I
know in a position to compete altho u could have struck it rich on one of your
recent trips abroad, G-d only knows how someone like Robin on the Howard Stern
show mite describe such actions, good or evil? Yesterday I heard her repeat the
word “broad” which Howard had just used and then quickly corrected herself and
said “person.”
Many of us are still so uncomfortable with using a word like
“broad” which is most often used in derogatory way but then we allow our kids
to watch a program like the Simpsons, knowing full well as William Randolph
Hearst VI put, “The only thing people are interested in is tits and ass”
although our Jonathan says it is simply fun but when is “Enuf is Enuf” agree?
So getting down to brass tacks I was thinking of a way to
put a sm-ile on your face
while trying to narrow down the individual or individuals who were responsible
for letting down the front right tire of my Mini Cooper S not that long ago.
What if you were to agree to a lie-detector test conducted
by a hily qualified examiner, your choice, someone currently working for the
FBI or a former FBI agent who would just ask a series of questions aimed at
eliminating you as a possible suspect. Now for all I know it could have been
Marie herself looking for a way to avoid a commitment she made sum time back to
marry me in 2028 and was willing to risk one or more of her too kids in the
process.
I chose 2028 because I considered that by that time she
would be in her prime and guess what 28 is a prime
number, agree?
Naturally it could have been her former husband’s attorney
Mr. George G. Hurst who is copied on this email altho I doubt it since both he
and his client Dr. John Ben Stewart [JBS] know their way around the system to
get others to do their dirty work, agree?
Now you don’t have to agree with anything I have said
previously assuming you haven’t read any of my emails on this subject altho you
should no that the email I sent u back on September 8th
of last year, just too months to the day before the rigging of the California
Gubernatorial, was used as a pretext to file a “false and misleading” complaint
against me that resulted in JBS being granted a Temporary Restraining Order
that lasted all of 6 weeks of hell which I have already discussed ad-infinitum.
More tho is to follow of that there can be no doubt even if
my bride of sum 42
days were to decide when I return to the house possibly for dinner this evening
tu poison me for using a photo of her without her permission, altho I took off
her entire midsection, agree?
Just because u want to get married tu someone, the second
most self-indulgent act nown to man for there really is no need, the first most
self-indulgent act is to want to have kids 4 it is nothing more than a game of
genetic roulette, agree?
Marriage makes everything just a little more complicated for
there is always that desire to maintain one’s own identity “otherweiss” [sic]
it is possible that one can become a “has-id” [sic] to the other.
All my wants tho in life having now been fulfilled no thanks
to u and the rest of those relatively few who I have encountered who play it so
“fast & loose”; willing to give the woman with the perfect smile, body to
die for, and most of all an incredible brain to swirl around in, all the space
she needs, she also being much smarter than me, getting me “fixed”, one
Gary is hard enuf, no softy am I, agree?
Suggest is all I am capable of write now; Fun soon without
the tears as I am all but certain our too beautiful kids will not turn out to
be diks, at least not on my watch and of course should anything happen to me
and/or Marie they will have the likes of Mr.
So assuming you respond in kind and agree to my terms
without there being any preconceived notions of your guilt or innocence in that
rather pathetic move by a rather sick individual who would know that I am quite
the family man bearing in mind that at the time I was in the protective custody
of too members of C
All the best.
Me.
Ps – This email took me much longer than usual because of
the difficulty I was having loading up the 25 hyperlinks, my wireless Internet
connection for sum reason being incredibly slow. Tomorrow will, however, bring
showers as I prepare Mr. Krinsk for what can be described as none other than a
breath of fresh air; remember, “When the dialogue becomes too monologues it is
the beginning of the end”, agree? And of course once I check this email
tomorrow morning I will make the necessary changes in green. Rest up, the
fireworks are only just beginning.
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My mother,
