From: Gary S.
Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: Shaim
(shaim@covetech.com)
Cc: rest
Hey
The angle much
like “The angle of the dangle
equals the heat of the meat”
so what exactly is your beef other than when you trekked over from Egypt you
may have run into one of the tanks my
Israeli friend Peter mentioned to me the other day.
Besides for the racket caused by the
automatic garage door opener, something you probably installed without first
getting permission from our property m
It seems though that you would be best
served if planning on filing an insurance claim to provide all the relevant
facts perhaps letting the insurance adjuster know that the “NO
PARKING” sign you place on the garage door may not only be unenforceable
but it failed to warn you when backing up how to steer straight. May I also
suggest that you head back to
Now I am not calling you altogether dimwitted but please
bear in mind the duty of proper care and consideration when going in reverse to
mention little of my right to “quiet enjoyment.” Rather than go
backwards &
forwards, forgive me for trying to give you a lesson in Quantum Mechanics 101
perhaps it may be best for me to accelerate a way to resolve our differences,
before our particles
turn to dust.
In other words I think it is time to get this show on the
road at least moving in a forward direction that doesn’t have each one of
us looking behind to see who is trying to catch our tails, although I know full
well that you pretty much follow everything I say including why God got rid of
our tails.
Several days ago while heading up to my wife’s and my
rock cabin I was listening to the7pm news on 640AM when they talked about this
11-year-old kid who was on a rollercoaster ride in Gary Indi
One of the things I am hoping to get folks to pay attention
to besides for how what is broadcast on the news being directly impacted by
what the network marketing departments have “cooking” much like the
”soup of the day” which is what I ordered from The Bread Basket
restaurant in Alpine while on my way to Pine Valley, that instead of leashing
dogs we should place those who play it fast and loose on leashes with their
victims holding on to on the other end of the “c.oke chain”
[sic] and of course I am an advocate for more areas devoted to dogs to play
where folks like me have a field day
I am assuming you have not yet run into Ms. Kathy Murray? At
one time I thought the two of you would get on like a house on fire. You may
recall in one of my previous emails my mentioning Anne L. Miller’s
concern about the tree next door falling down on us although I don’t
believe I mentioned her concern about this place possibly catching fire. I have
though noticed you sneezing a lot lately, perhaps though it is simply the new toilet
you installed.
No doubt you have been on quite a roller coaster ride ever
since you chose to interfere in my business activities, wouldn’t you
agree. Mr. “Tell me everything?” And just like you were forced to
examine your relationship with what went wrong between you and those “hot
headed” blonde twins from
My mother is undoubtedly still rather brilliant but as you
have assuredly come to realize she is not quite on top of things as when
orchestrating the most beautiful women
in
Just to left of the photo in that previous hyperlink was a
placard above the door which read, “Through these doors pass
We had a wonderful time meeting with
I didn’t see anything served in beating
It is so difficult to please everyone. Some folks are pissed
off that I don’t spell enough things the right way and then I have to
contend with the “Ashes” and of course more than a handful of folks
now want me dead. Tough, wouldn’t you agree, at least wouldn’t you
agree that I should “hang tough” and of course you know it would be
tough for anyone to get a rope around my neck giving my ability to move rather
fast for a guy approaching 60, still though a good decade younger than you,
although I have actually no idea how old you are other than the fact that you
seem to have more grandchildren than my mother and father who are both closer
to 90 than they are to 60.
I tend to round things off unless I feel the need to be
rather precise and of course folks like you who don’t a “pot to
piss in” [sic] are hoping that I will make just one slip up, say one
untruthful thing, and then you can possibly sue me and then pay back all your
fukukta friends, family and offspring for supporting you all these donkey
years. Now remember, I have it in black and white that you consider me a man of
“integrity” and the only words I have ever expressed since is when
you blocked me in several days after my the right tire in my Mini Cooper S was
let down and I said words to the effect, “… Tell me golden oldy
There are so many signs out there for us all to slow down
and start helping one another but first though is the need it seems for more of
a reality check. Last night on PBS I caught the tail end of a program about the
Initial Public Offering [IPO] which is old news to SCALS [Shareholder Class
Action Litigators] but something the general public have to come to terms with
because if they had they would be marching hand in hand with me calling for a
suspension
of trading in public companies.
Make no mistake I could make a far more colorful
presentation than any of those yoyos I saw interviewed although the bigwigs in
this fiasco like Sanford Weil of Citicorp would be quite something to watch if
I was given the chance to throw a sidewinder or “tTOo”
[sic]. And of course he declined to be interviewed. Sadly the folks like
prosecutor Spitzer chose the easy way out and hit guys like Sanford and his out
of control top dog
I tried sending out that last hyperlink last night but for
some reason my computer was plagued with all sorts of “fatal
errors” just as I hit the send button.
Knowing what buttons to press is very important for people
like myself as well as the President of the United States who has to balance
things right now ever so carefully baring in mind that most of the general
public are somewhat “brain dead.”
The best example of the human mind having short-circuited
can in fact be found amongst South Africans who in my opinion represent the
very best and worst of humanity, never to forget that in the almost 21 years I
lived in that rat hole, never once did I see a single student from Carmel
College, our Jewish Day School or one member of our Orthodox Jewish Synagogue
let alone the fukukta reformers once carrying a card neither inside nor
surrounding the grounds of both our place of worship nor at our kindergarten,
junior or high school place of learning which seemed perhaps the most effective
way of bringing a sweetheart of a guy like
So back to this story about how
Now to be clear
I calculated that what he ate amounted to no more than say
$1.25 of ingredients and even if he say consumed the bulk of the two bottles of
wine, one had already been opened, at the most my cost would have been another
$3.75 given the incredible discount I got on this fukukta French bottle of
wine. I only realized after I bought the umpteen bottles that the wine was
produced in
Does any of this ring a bell or sound fishy?
Let me help you a little refresh your memory. A year ago
today, almost to the exact minute you sent out your “sound fishy”
email and included in that
Yes Mr.
I have been having quite a bit of difficulty with my laptop
computer these days causing me to slow down the pace of my typing. The time
right now on my computer clock is
Which makes me laugh a little should
So to finish off quickly on
There was just one other family in our community who I
recall as being as outspoken as the Baskin kids and they were the Schmarmans
and I have no doubt that I have misspelled this rather courageous
family’s last. It turns out that
So you can see how I got my money’s worth and then
some bearing always in mind the impact to even good white people with
over-rapacious parents or grandparents or with a too busy father or relatives
caught up in their own bullshit let alone the importance of having a great
mother to guide you.
My mother was quite brilliant at organizing things
surrounding herself with the very best and brightest including the
professionals, lawyers and accountants although what
As we age our command of things tends though to drift and
why it is so important to make certain when journeying through life that one
makes as certain as one be to surround oneself with truthful friends, that
family, blood lines, are as thick as experience, wouldn’t you agree,
never ever to make anyone God forbid a co-dependant, wouldn’t you
certainly agree?
Although, to my knowledge, you have yet to meet my mom let
me assure you that she is as presentable today in many respects as when she and
I back in the winter-spring of 1979 dined at the home of the president of the
Illinois Bar Association, an African American gentleman who happened to live in
Gary Indi
Now of course I have thought on the odd occasion of doing
exactly that as a way to pass time but just like I never pass the buck
inevitably I choose to shoot my own arrows rather than have an attorney who is
subjected to all sorts of conflicts run interference as he-she is constantly at
war first with themselves, burdened with not letting their formal education
interfere with their learning to mention little about their more visible
conflicts of interests including the added weight they carry on their shoulders
as they go to war on behalf of clients who they wouldn’t trust with a 100
ft pole.
You would have loved to have been a fly on the wall as Doug
Royer and I ate fish and chips a week ago today. Few would argue that
Seltzer Kaplan blah blah blah
are one of the very best white shoe law firms if not in the country certainly
the first city north of the Mexican border down by Tijuana.
We were though pretty much all the time out in the open
walking several blocks that allowed Doug to get in his daily exercise and for
me and Pypeetoe to take a leisurely stroll, holding my breath as much as I
could due to the traffic congestion in downtown San Diego which I think you
would agree is in fact the first city on the map north of Tiju
When I met with
You should read last weeks column by the Willis brothers who
have in my opinion decided to declare full out war on Del Mar’s city
officials who have been playing it fast and loose while thinking their shit
doest stink handing what amounts to a $5 head tax to those who want to learn
the right and safe way how surf each time they go out on a board. Ugh is all I
can say although I would like to hear back from the Willis brothers on a number
of things I presented in my last email to them and they could also add to some
of their answers why they weren’t able to rally support from all the
folks on their email who undoubtedly would have attended the city council
session. Certainly they could have counted on me to lend support.
If you are nothing more than a mouthpiece after the fact you
might as well play as Marie would say “possum.”
Now my beef with you is not all that different to the things
I have described above but what is for certain is that the two of us can no
longer live in the same household to mention little once again of the noisy
automatic garage door opener you installed without I am all but certain first
getting permission from our property m
With that said I believe the best way to resolve matters is
for the two of us to meet at our property m
My thinking is that the most time you would need to shoot
the breeze as you go about listing your grievances will be no more than 3
minutes assuming you can hold your tongue along with your breath for all of two
and a half minutes sparing any of us of the need to fart to counterbalance your
nonsense whereas the most it will take for me to make my case as well as offer
an overall remedy is no more than the same 30 seconds and you have my word that
I won’t raise my voice although I cannot talk for either Marie or
Pypeetoe who might decide to tag along.
And of course you will remember your words of how
trustworthy an individual I am and just like Judge Hendrix back on October 24th
of last year you too would have no reason to doubt neither Marie’s word
nor her memory of rather important events.
You know by now that Marie recently received an offer from a
prospective buyer of her home that meets the minimum she wanted several weeks
ago. Copied on this E-mail is Mr. Bill Bonning who you may contact to confirm
such an offer. Although I am married to this rather remarkable lady I can only
suggest to her what she does with this particular asset which is not the case
with any of the websites two now placed in her own name, at least I used her
credit card mine somehow disappearing at the right time, wouldn’t you
agree although you really don’t have the foggiest clue about my finances
do you despite shooting your mouth off to my programmers mother that I was
“going broke.”
Nor for that matter should you bring up the value to us of
your trash which in the event we don’t prevail in taking over the top
section of The Tree House will be as much my property as others joining our
“chew chew train” as we unravel what I
think is quite a smart franchise concept, wouldn’t you agree Mr.
“Grab hold of other people’s ideas” [sic].
A bidding war is not what I think you can afford although I
would engage in such an activity if for no other reason than to increase the
sales of my best seller, M
I didn’t take Mr. Krinsk to work out which way to
place the straps colored in red, white and blue. Now if you get your shit
together before
Now I kid you not about anything butt nor should I assume
that your nephew hasn’t in fact cashed out of the public company he
founded as I thought I heard him suggest when we last met at Starbucks and is
now cash loaded and of course I would still like to know the symbol of that
company that I assume has helped you “tTOo”
[sic] make ends meet.
After touch rugby this past Sunday morning I went over to
Greg to find out what time would work for him this coming week and we
tentatively agreed to
I will check later with Greg today and see about
rescheduling say for next Monday. I am planning lunch with my programmer
Please don’t, however, ignore this request to put
matters to bed nor for that matter is there a need to go to the mattresses
because I will continue to copy in the FBI at this time ever conscious of our
tax dollars being put to good use. Now when I travel I have the comfort of
knowing that there is additional security around Marie and the kids but of
course you know that I believe the best insurance policy for the main event
which is the life hereafter is having not only a profound belief in God but
doing the right thing with each step we take, with each word we utter, willing
to first place our thoughts down on paper otherwise to toss them along with the
spent chewing gum into the wastepaper basket and to make amends the instant we
make a "faux paul" [sic]. Each to his or
her own unless they are negatively impacting those around them, children to be
protected at all cost.
Now of course you know I cannot end this email on the love
note since there is simply no trust let alone respect toward you.
My next email to a lady involved with foster care should
interest both you and your buddy Mark. Despite the passage of time you no doubt
remember the first time how the four of us all got together for my
finger-licking home cooked chicken where you went about explaining to Marie and
I as you sucked on the strands of chicken as only an oversexed monkey would
behave to mention little of my not remembering whether I washed my hands after
coming out of the bathroom to mention just in passing why Mark was so late
getting back from his stepfather’s liquor store up in Los Angeles and from
what I recall he was still being paid by the State of California as a foster
parent to administer kids such as that one14 year old girl in a “safe and
caring environment”, would you dare to recall any differently as well as
to the events that resulted in buddy Mark collecting some $40K on an insurance
claim that had “the culprit” taking scissors to his ties and
whathaveyou?
Your “love hate” setup with
Mark who somehow always m
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