From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Wednesday, May 07, 2003 11:32 AM
To: 'Mike Sagorin'
Cc: rest
Subject: RE: 200 T-SHIRTS

 

Mike thanks. It is going to be difficult reaching me by phone today as I am going to be mostly on the run. Please call Marie on 858-755-3914 or her cell 858-WIL-NEXT when you know for certain, as certain can be. If you are, however, downtown at around noon and want to meet for a minute or “tTOo” [sic] while getting a free meal to boot, courtesy of Jeffrey Krinsk, just come dressed and be prepared to pig out on “chicken pot pi” [sic], i.e. knowledge is power as well as light, lightweight over rapacious, intellectual midgets to kick all the way to …

 

By the way, my dog, Pypeetoe came up lame this past Monday. I think it was because he got tangled in the bed covers suddenly waking up thinking that he had been abandoned. This dog who found the first love of his life at Dog’s beach just a few weeks ago must be thinking that he is entitled to the same privileges as the groom even though I purposefully left him behind when Marie and I got married.

 

He seems to have not only worked me out but has every member of the Gevisser-Dion household figured out including our chocolate lab Maggie and like me just needs a “brake” [sic]. With his right leg pitifully held off the ground he looked like he was ready to engage in deep-tongue exercises with Maggie when in fact he was simply hell bent on stealing her tennis ball which he naturally brought over to me, perhaps sending me a signal that I had better “watch out”.

 

I doubt Agent Culp of the FBI will find the time out of his busy schedule to show up for lunch and I think it would really be taking a liberty to have Jeffrey pick up the tab for 4 although if your wife and kids are with you then don’t even think twice for Mr. Krinsk does a whole lot better making intelligent conversation amongst great looking women sometimes even fukukta triathletes as long as their blonde shiksa-looking wives continue to look at him with ogling eyes than ugly guys like me for whom he demonstrates his fondness by sending me fukukta 292 page legal documents knowing full well that I can barely read.

 

I know you won’t want to stay long as I will also be having Jeffrey read me the boring offer Marie received on her house which “co-incidentally” occurred within 24 hours of me also receiving an unsolicited offer on my last remaining real estate holdings in the United States other than my interest in Stonehenge II which Marie “fiGted” [sic] to me in return for me putting “a gun to her head” to marry me or be square.

 

Right now I am sitting at a Starbucks in Del Mar and a little earlier there was this young couple, probably UCSD college students, doing a series of math problems. You have no idea how difficult it was for me to sit patiently acting like I was disinterested.

 

As you may have read in one of my hyperlinked emails I am forced to “sit out” whenever Marie tutors Danielle, her 13-year-old in math which I assume remains the same despite us now being married, connected though at the hip going back to the year dot, salt to boot, although I suspect that in time just as the TOES out there will come to grips with the fact that the speed of light in a non-vacuum environment is variable hence a complete unified “working model” of the inner workings of the universe best defined by e=mc˛ ready to emerge, my standing behind Danielle at the dining room table pushing buttons, left & right, might one day be generally accepted practices throughout the public school system to mention little of the GAAP [Generally Accepted Accounting Practices] which continues to grow ever more sickly with each ring of the stock market bell, doomed along with public traded companies, “audirtors” [sic] about to “crash & burn”, over Jeffrey’s dead body.

 

Soon after this rather frustrating event the couple left to be supplanted by some fukukta oldies that my Pypeetoe will one day “pee” on for if no other reason than the burden I had to endure while being forced to listen to their fukukta long-winded speeches. Later I found out this group is the “mighty rich and powerful” Del Martians that have as much control over what takes place between the Mexico border and the next state north of California as the Californian Coastal Commission.

 

I know a thing or two about this particular “gang of monsters” although I didn’t think Joe Steinberg of Leucadia National [LUK] was amongst the “juryatricks” sitting at the table next to me nor of course would the founder and co-top dog of one of the most successful financial institutions in the history of Wall Street be dumb enough to sit on the board of the Coastal Commission that most of us in the know is all but rigged, commissions everywhere coming tumbling down no more so than real estate broker commissions, another sign for Lynne Bentel to never allow her ex to ever get behind in his payments unless he is fully prepared to receive another of my knuckleballs.

 

LUK which is Leucadia National Corporations ticker symbol reminds me of something I saw last night on TV about this Russian oil company  known as LUK who in the event the next government of Iraq were to default on their colossal debt would have it seems the legal right to “hi-jack” any oil shipments leaving any Iraqi port which brings me to the point I have been making ever so quietly about the need to dispense with air and road travel in favor of trains that could cut through layers of the earth crust.

 

Butt cutting through the bureaucratic kuk may not be as difficult as it once seemed once I am able to get folks to focus on how just one person, i.e. me, is going to play quite the hand in bringing those who rigged the recent Californian Gubernatorial elections to justice, the French to boot all the way to Timbuktu.

 

In other words time to lay the Eiffel Tower on its end and have the current and former head honchos of Vivendi along with the Weatherly Capital folks out of west Los Angeles hold on to ropes that will prevent this rather ugly structure from toppling over and destroying the "Leuve" [sic], one of the most boring museums in the world.

 

There was also this program on PBS that followed this financial show that had the former vice chairman of Goldman Sachs doing a rather good job of laying out the various options available to all of the warring parties no doubt continuing to pick up a commission for his fukukta advice. I just cannot wait to discuss with Mr. Krinsk my next knuckleball email to folks like former Goldman Sachs bigwig who may think that just because I have a problem reading doesn’t mean I am incapable of responding to his intellectual midgetry. I will bring along the 292 pages titled, “In re: Initial Public Offering Securities Litigation” just in the event you get bored with Jeffrey and I playing pong.

 

Now back in time to these guys who talked about their jets and yachts later to be beefed up by a relatively young, probably 3rd Rancho Sante Fe wife, with quite the athletic look fitting comfortably into a tight fitting red & black jump suit with rather ugly painted flowers whose first comments before sitting down were, “I don’t miss a beat” and of course I smiled careful though to let the old farts know that I was just married.

 

Since I think you mentioned that your wife was one of my mother’s pupils-models I think you may be able to pick up on some of my “compare” [sic] skills.

 

Time now to eat and drink before flying on the Ducati well versed in the after effects of what happens when fighter-bomber-pilots like my Dad did to prevent the evacuation of their bowls while diving through enemy AK AK scoring “Direct Hits” on ever moving targets at times coming in as low as 50 feet above the tops of houses.

 

My friend Peter just stopped by to tell me that he is about to purchase a bed & breakfast in Todos Santos. Peter flew in the pillion position to fighter pilots flying RF4 Phantom jets without access to bullets let alone guns doing reconnaissance 24 hours a day in war and peace looking for Russian made tanks with Egyptian drivers that he says would often smash “into themselves on the road.” Peter earlier commented,

 

“During the 1973 Yom Kippur War Jewish Immigrants from Russia opened the gates for these Egyptian tank drivers to cross over. Israel came very close to self destruct like the Masada-Maccabi fighters although we were ready to attack first. We had ‘bombs ready to go’ which would have destroyed the Egyptians before they got over to our side, destroying them on their side of the Suez Canal but a woman said ‘No.’

 

Golda said ‘know’ [sic] because internationally the media said, ‘We [the Israelis] are wrong and the Saddam Hussein and his buddies are right, and the French were screaming especially De Gaul, ‘The Jews are a proud nation…taking over though,  tTOo much land…” [sic] and then placed an embargo on Israel... Sadat though was a good guy… No body tells people the truth…”

 

Peter was born in Rumania and I think he believes in his heart of hearts that the FBI allied this time with the CIA brought in some Russian Communist to run the American media,

 

“Aljazena is better, more balanced” [sic].

 

Peter thinks he will soon be arrested insisting though that his concerns are simply his “Jewish paranoia, Schwei vir de kinde” at work. He believes that what is going on in the United States media today reminds him of,

 

“Big time communism, brainwashing…It used to be 5 year financial planning outlooks and if you screwed up you go to Siberia.. Now they are looking for weapons of mass destruction, so why not place some white powder...” [sic].

 

Peter is a smart guy and told me just before leaving that his one girlfriend woke him up in the middle of a dream just as he was about to come up with a mathematical formula for a unified theory of the works of the universe. Of course I had no reason to disbelieve him and because I fixated on getting another email out earlier Peter probably didn’t think I believed him and was insistent that I speak with his girlfriend who for all I know could have been one of the other women who later joined the old farts who grew ever more quiet as Peter told me his war stories that would make even old man Sammy Haim turn over in his grave.

 

I actually had scheduled a tentative meeting yesterday with the property manager of the “household” Sammy and I share but with all the other stuff going on I was not able to get out an email to Sammy advising him of this rather important meeting. Perhaps, we can reschedule with Greg Beckham after meeting with Jeffrey. I have now 28 minutes to get back to Marie’s house to shower and change and be down town San Diego. I just hope I don’t have to fill up the Ducati.

 

Which reminds me, have you ever thought why not more Jewish physicists are not the top togs in the NASA space program who are now running around in circles thankful that no one on the ground stretching from California all the way to Florida have not yet found a piece of foam embedded in the wing of the Space Shuttle let alone think it worthwhile to take a fukukta photo while in space of its possibly damaged wing before entering earth’s atmosphere thinking that, “If we maybe adjust the angle of reentry and save an orbiter to mention little of the crew, we may not get as much public sympathy for our ongoing space programs, our formal education having created short circuits in our ability to reason let alone figure out the basics to mention even less of the fact that sound does not travel in a vacuum environment like deep space so much so that schmucks like me wouldn’t be able to smell their stink coming off the ocean, i.e. for every action there is an equal and opposite positive reaction.

 

Just food for thought.

 

Gary

 

 


From:
Mike Sagorin [mailto:Mike@Sagorin.com]
Sent:
Tuesday, May 06, 2003 6:25 PM
To:
gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: 200 T-SHIRTS

 

Hi Gary.

 

G… got back to me today as promised, but she isn't able to get the shirts by tomorrow. (Her guys are unloading a couple of containers of urgent t-shirts, (none of them over-invoiced),  which must take priority.

 

Don't worry... I'll get them to you in good time, but right now it's looking like Thursday. When I'm sure about the time, I'll let you know.

 

Mike

949-331-5634

 

 

From: Gary S. Gevisser

To: 'Mike Sagorin'

Sent: Tuesday, May 06, 2003 9:06 AM

Subject: RE: 200 T-SHIRTS

 

Mike -  I am fine with everything. When you say “there Wednesday” do you mean Del Mar, if so can you give an approximate time?

 


From:
Mike Sagorin [mailto:Mike@Sagorin.com]
Sent:
Monday, May 05, 2003 9:40 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: 200 T-SHIRTS

 

OK. Let's see how it goes with these smaller sizes. If it's found that we're in need of larger sizes, they're only a couple of days away.

 

Yes, the shirts will be there Wednesday. Gina will get back to me mańana to confirm the order. There shouldn't be any problem, but I have other sources if she can't help us. I'll confirm a time tomorrow.

 

"Brights" are bright orange, green, yellow & red. They aren't "neon". I thought it would be worth while to offer a few, and see the reaction. If you'd rather not, let me know, OK?

 

Mike

 

 

 

From: Gary S. Gevisser

To: 'Mike Sagorin'

Sent: Monday, May 05, 2003 8:37 PM

Subject: RE: 200 T-SHIRTS

 

Mike - we think our initial market is going to be younger folk although you might have more data than us at this point. We have adjusted the numbers to reflect our first franchisee’s thoughts about the population at this coming swap-meet in Pacific Beach where some 100,000 people are expected to pass through. What does “any bright” mean?

 

Will it be possible to get the t-shirts by Wednesday? Give us a time.

 

Thanks

 

Marie + Gary