From: Gary S.
Gevisser [
Sent:
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Cc: rest
Subject: RE: Easel project
The time right now is
Before I left our rock cabin the
temperature was in the low “single digits” i.e. I learned a while back it makes
very little sense tu spend time worrying about things over 10, the Digital Age
dawning ever so closely.
This most recent 619 word email of yours says everything
about the need 4 change. I would ordinarily use just the triangle symbol [▲] tu
represent change but not everyone on my ever increasing number of “followers”
is likely tu follow every single thing I write which as u know is my goal, not
tu leave anyone out, other those who I can do very little 4, who in most
instances have let their formal education interfere with their learning.
Copied on this email are number of folks including King
Golden Esq. who at one time thought he knew me rather well and is now coming tu
terms with a number of things including why I kept him on a “short leash”
allowing him tu earn just enuf so that he could stay out of the “dog house.”
Mr. Golden like u would probably score, assuming he is
totally stoned, pretty high on an IQ test but emotionally he is a cripple. I
can understand Mr. Golden’s disposition but so far I have not been quite able
tu fully understand what causes u tu continue tu falter.
Following this email I will be communicating one more time
with your father unless he sees fit tu call once again 4 me tu assist him and
of course I would oblige but it would be under my “terms & conditions” and
of course u would be totally out of the picture.
As I mentioned on the phone to you late yesterday afternoon
I attempted to respond to your first email below with a short congratulatory
message, "Congratulations, I look forward to seeing The Easel on
bookshelves in short order" [sic], i.e. instead of the customary spelling
of "seeing" I would have typed "cing" but on the car ride
back up to the cabin with my buddy Jerry and his son
Ryan for a moonlit mountain bike ride my wireless Internet connection ran out
of cell zone space.
Your subsequent email "I am currently preparing a
complete plan of actions... please refrain
from contacting
To recap, most folks, especially those who have let their
formal education interfere with their learning only hear themselves, i.e. G-d
gave them too ears not to listen twice as hard as they speak but rather tu hear
in stereo their brains falling out with each tick of the clock and one mouth to
suck in wind bearing in mind one tastes nothing especially if one has cut off
one's nose to spite one's face to mention little of one cannot even gauge the
direction of the wind other than one's own farts, i.e. nothing quite like
believing one's own bullshit.
I understand that you folks in
Sorry about the cell phone disconnect but once again my
“long winded” emails prove effective in taking the wind out of those so out of
touch, believing that they can by beating around the bush wear the living
daylights out of litweights such as myself who know a thing or too about weaving
“In N Out” as the
Perfect Storms take hold.
Over the course of the past week I have done more than my
usual amount of both mountain bike riding as well as going "back &
forth" between
There are really only too things I look at when riding the
“Crotch Rocket” and that is the “Rev
Counter”
and the amount of brake fluid in both the front and rear gauges that sit on top
of both handlebars and of course I just love the fuel gauge that has “bars”
indicating how much fuel is left in this guzzler of a motorcycle which drop
exponentially as one’s speed approaches the sound barrier. In the future I plan
tu start wearing ear plugs.
When I turned 16 I had too choices; one was tu take my
barmitzvah money as well as all the money I inherited from both sets of grandparents
and buy either a brand new 50CC motorcycle or a retired polo horse which Penny Coelen-Rey
and her husband thought would be suitable 4 someone thinking about taking up
the “Sport of Kings” my
relatively strong forearms and hands insufficient thou tu compensate 4 my midget
sized legs and arms, naturally I chose the motorcycle.
As I get older, my torso taking much of the gravitational
pull it is possible that if world goes tu the dogs I mite be able tu compete in
the motorcycle racing circuit, my dog Pypeetoe howling so loud amongst the
ruling elite that even with ear plugs the other competitors would lose their
train of thought and of course 4 sum time I have had Einstein’s
train motion twisting “left & right” and who other than my mother would
argue differently with me that Albert
is now cheering me on tu get M
On the ride up tu the cabin the day be4 yesterday I got tu c
Dr. JBS’ twin riding an orange “ulta-caca”, as in “old fart” Harley with a
license plate next tu the left foot pedal that read “toe wow”
[sic] so as not tu obscure the massive rear tire.
Interesting wouldn’t u agree what sum people will do to grab
their “15 seconds of frame” [sic]?
This “5’11”, 280lb” [sic] look-a-like
with a belly providing ultimate protection 4 the paintwork over the gas tank
after one was blown away by my “quick”
burst of the “after berners”
that simply had me cruising at 5,000 RPMs,
choosing tu take the first turnoff on Highway 8 without the customary “hi” finger
wave.
The hi-5s tho were awaiting me on the return leg yesterday
morning as I powered past an “empire” sedan with the license plate “280…” just before
cuming up tu that sickening Jackson Browne billboard imploring those already
“down & out” tu
give up what’s left of their life savings tu mention little of their pride tu
the Veijas Indian gangsters who are doing a whole lot more harm than just
soaking up the already low water table which will not only affect folks like
myself doing everything we can tu preserve our “Garden of
Eden” but future generations of Indians who once the water disappears, the
Casino operators simply moving into more fertile territory, going that much
quicker back “on the bottle”, not, however, on my watch.
That “280” hyperlink is the lead-in communication tu Ms.
Vicky Schiff that I am currently working on.
It may be difficult tu read but the “disk” above the safety
deposit key that reads “324”, March 24th my birthday, has the
numbered markings “280.” Moreover, at the bottom of the form that Ms. Schiff
and I filled out opening this joint account safety deposit box is a rather
important date, October 23rd, which I mention quite a bit in my
recent emails, the coincidences mounting more and more as I head this coming
week tu New York City and who knows maybe I will run into Mr. “New York” who
sent Mr. Krinsk Esq. 3 rather important documents a year or so ago that spelled
out “big trouble” 4
Mr.
Not tu forget that as I hung a very low left with my the
temperature gauge showing a blistering 171 degrees Fahrenheit I caut a glimpse
of this Nissan pick-up
truck with the lettering on the side 6VE
whose license plate read SVW 26 72 which
at the time given what was going thru my head, was also an interesting read.
In the previous hyperlink I am limited tu comparing only 5
companies, CSI [Chase Brass Industries] the 6th company on my “win”
list which was sold at twice what the company was being “pitched 4” [sic] prior
tu my intervention on the Footsak.com website, Perfect Storm II pretty much the start
of my very effective crusade tu help the common folk resolve conflict without
being “iced” going the lawsuit route.
I am at the cabin, Marie having just left
4 class with your father and I just remembered that I had left a beer in the
freezer of her refrigerator yesterday and hopefully it won’t have exploded
causing me tu waste more precious time cleaning up.
Needless tu say I never received a speeding ticket nor do I
think anyone called the California Highway Patrol tu lodge a complaint tu
mention little of my previous speeding ticket being “dismissed”
this past week no doubt my “plea of guilt” not being lost on
the court which now has still grinning form ear tu ear.
I picked up this piece of good news yesterday while clearing
out my post office box that I hadn’t got tu in nearly a month.
One of the many interesting “goodies” I received besides for
a notice that the State of California has placed a $150 [One and hundred and
fifty dollar] lien on my property in Santa Monica for non-payment of “Home
Owner Association fees” despite the fact that I am the only “homeowner” of the
entire 6 unit condominium project, was this one from a Leonard Turner
who had somehow got tu my NextraTerrestrial.com website and saw my stuff on Captain
Dwight Kroesch who u may recall is credited these days as the first pilot
responsible 4 dropping paratroopers behind enemy lines on D-Day that resulted
in General Dwight Eisenhower issuing orders that had Dwight Kroesch rerouted tu
Gatwick Airport where he was debriefed by the military brass.
I believe we are scheduled to arrive at that same airport
later this month not exactly a coincidence, agree?
Briefly interesting wouldn’t u agree that Mr. Turner who is
clearly no spring
chicken owns the website www.problemsolverplus.com
that has now given me sum interesting ideas 4 MM1 all geared toward each one of
us being our own m
Sorry also about my not being able tu follow thru on your
request, “… please refrain from contacting
Mr. Spelman’s short but rather imprecise wording called 4
“in lie-u-n” [sic] of your father giving up 50% of his rights in The Easel, he,
Mr. Spelman was tu be “tasked” with “arranging the financing, sales & distribution”
no mention tho of marketing which no doubt has now prompted u tu get your
fukukta market study underway, proof positive that u spent far to long at
university.
Suffice tu say Mr. Spelman and I did not exactly “hit it off” altho I
think I heard him say sumthing about the need tu immediately reach his
cardiologist altho it was your father who told me in the first conversation we
had yesterday it was he who felt a “heart attack” was immanent given the
bullshit he has been dealing with over the past 20 odd years in no small
measure thanks tu u with all your fukukta debating and there I was thinking
that only universities like Stanford, Harvard, Berkley, Yale, University of
Virginia Law School, Oxford, Cambridge and the University of Natal, South
Africa catered tu the brain dead.
I gave Mr. Spelman until 5PM PST today tu respond in writing
tu my simple request, “What were u thinking at the time u crafted the agreement
between yourself and Sebastian and what precisely have u done since then tu
live up tu your end of the bargain other than watching the patent expire and
yanking his chain,” [sic]?
Our conversation which began at
Mr. Spelman is more than “out tu lunch” m
“No one other than
Sebastian assisted me with the vague wording” [sic]
which prompted me tu respond with,
“That seems a pity since u won’t
be able tu blame anyone else with deep pockets, i.e. u won’t be able tu look tu
a law firm like Kaplan Kilsheimer & Fox’s Professional Liability insurance
carrier should Sebastian take my advice and decide tu take u to the cleaners,
your dismal tap dancing now getting u in deep dudu and I don’t suppose u are
any good at the foxtrot, much like me”
[sic].
And of course as the conversation deteriorated intu a “tail spin” Mr.
Spelman did mention something about being “I feel sic tu my stomach” [sic] and I didn’t
bother asking him if he recalled ever visiting the Minora “Kosher”
Hotel in Durban, South Africa which may have at one time been owned by Sol
Kerzner’s parents.
That last hyperlink is page 2 of my mother’s “life-story”
which she emailed tu members of the clan. U can c pages 1 and 3 by clicking on
tu the previous too hyperlinks altho sumtime soon I will uploading on tu my
website newspaper pictorials about “mom” that tell a more “picturesque”
life-story, one of her best pieces tho appeared in the Hashalom sum 36+ years
ago titled, The Long Short Story
of Masada.
In the 3-page document there are a number of interesting
references which touch on sum of the things I have brewing including my
mother’s fondness of Maurice and Janie Gevisser, the parents of
Mr. Spelman could very possibly decide tu call sumone like
Do u think anyone who shakes Professor “BrownNose” Brown’s
hand going forward will be thinking tu themselves,
“Has this Orthodox Jew said
the prayer 4 washing his hands at least twice knowing that G-d right now may be
saying sumwhat aloud, enuf 4 only Aaron Brown tu hear, ‘If not now then when
will u concede defeat and begin making amends that will then have The Pisser
possibly decide tu let up?’”
Remember
Your insistence on a market study before agreeing tu move
forward begs at this time enuf questions tu sink a battleship.
If in fact u had been working on this project since “1996” [sic] The Easel would not
only be out there in the market all your basic needs, i.e. home in the Florida
Everglades, crocodiles up tu your elbows, chalet next tTOo Sol Kerzner in the
south of France, blah
blah, i.e. enuf tu attract any would-be gold
digger and then allowing u tu cum tu me with enuf pocket change left over tu
invest the remaining zillion or so of your U. S. dollars that continue tu dwindle
as quickly as u have been procrastinating these 8 odd years.
In addition tu not falling off a tree, having beaten sum 300
million odd other sperm in the one time my parents had sexual intercourse,
never one tu beat around the bush especially when I c things speeding up, i.e.
time slowing down, the Epilady yoyos and the Westinghouse folks just too
examples of organizations whose top dogs had so believed their own bullshit
that they thought their shit didn’t stink; not just “skirting the law” but
violating all forms of human decency thinking that their “Midas Touch” was
nothing short of an “Act of G-d” tu do as they anointed with “Divine Authority”
deemed fit.
U will recall how I eventually “went tu war” with the folks
of Phillips B.V. headquartered and pretty much owning the town of Anthoven,
Holland, who had sucked the Epilady m
M
This “direct experiment” more so than a fukukta “market
study” took place along Ocean Blvd in Santa Monica in the fall of 1989 with
Steven “Love-a-boy” Ross the Chief Financial Officer of Epilady in the driver’s
seat, King Golden Esq. in the passenger compartment and me in the back of
“Lover-a-boy’s” brand new Mercedes.
Love-a-boy Ross had planed to relinquish his million dollar
salary +++ per year tu become the Chief Executive Officer of Quickwheel
“My oh my, an insurance
company’s nightmare…”
and of course these yoyos hadn’t even bothered securing
insurance 4 this “torpedo like device” while having committed themselves tu a
$30 odd million investment that went down the tubes quicker than their Broadway
musical Meet Me In St.
Louis and of course my folks flew in from England 4 the Grand
Opening that had them hobnobbing with the likes of Walter Cronkite, the pitiful
crybaby, hoodwinked like the rest of the American public into thinking
Americans needed their own royal family besides 4 Mickey Mouse, i.e. Disneyland
albeit in the form of the Kennedy clan, a rogue, out of control, most pitiful
bunch of drunks, tu mention little of
Mr. “Greenspam”
[sic] also being at the premier.
And of course it has been a while since I brought Premier Milling
of South Africa tu mention even less of that fukukta Tiger Oats which may have
at one time been run by the uncle of
I assume u have read that it was only recently that my
mother came tu grips with the fact that my father wasn’t quite as good a
“fighter-bomber-pilot” during WWII as she had been led tu believe altho he was
a rather good athlete still at the ripe old age of 19.
Just in case u missed this section in a previous email, be
assured that my father when “hand dropping” 500 and 1,000 lb bombs had despite
being dyslexic m
And on those rare occasions when his saliva ran out tu then
fly his plane right up tu the bomb and this time using his nose nudge it into
perfect position, never tu forget the complexity involved when he was carrying
3 bombs under his wings, which required that he first place the plane on
“automatic pilot” walk along the wing of the plane, and as u know the Spitfires
had wings made of “ply wood” careful also not tu puncture the rather “thin
skin” which would have created a whole new set of problems, swing under the
wing, stuff the bomb inside his pants, return back tu the cockpit pretty much
the same way and repeat this time and again in the skies above north Africa and
northern Italy.
Moreover, when returning tu base his plane badly shot up, no
electrical circuitry tu lower his landing gear, this “miracle man” not only
could be counted on tu play a terrific game of rugby but fly the next day tu
places like Cannes in the south of France, break the bank, and tu top it off
make love tu every single non-Jewish woman proving that not all Jewish men are
horrible lovers.
Quite a pair my genius mother and father m
Nothing like a good fite, agree? That
last hyperlink shows a picture of Marie, fully clothed I might add, that
somehow got mixed in with a photo of Evander Holyfield
altho the person she most would prefer, tu paint, is
Quick tu start, quick tu finish is not necessarily good,
just ask your female companion but make no mistake I am a rather quick study
once I get my arms around a particular problem especially those who
“intimidate.”
Intimidation takes on many forms and of course being
physically escorted out of Phillips B.V. headquarters was not quite as intimidating
as when the attorney advising Mr. Solly Krok, with me acting as the
intermediary, putting his one arm on my shoulder spelled out our “options” as
we later walked toward a not all that fancy fish restaurant alongside the c
This rather effeminate attorney’s claim tu fame being not
only that he represented Queen Beatrice but possibly somebody far richer as in,
Jonathan Beare, my good buddy Derrick Beare’s
uncle who very likely is now forwarding these emails tu his uncle as Jonathan
once asked when he and I last met a year or so ago, my gosh how time flies?
I got into all this because while writing this email I am
also preparing a series of other emails including staying on top of Professor
“BrownNose” Brown of the Yeshiva University in New York always conscious of my
attorney colleague
Back in the late 1980s early 1990s while “on assignment” 4
the “Krok Twins” spending a whole lot of time at the Barbizon
in New York City when I first got tu meet Mathew who like every eligible
bachelor not wanting tu work 4 a living could have thought of other less
good-looking women than one of the unmarried Krok sisters, the cost 4 hiring a
“ hit man” was “$25” at least that was the number given tu me by this
“ulta-caca” attorney who I nearly pushed into the stinky c
When I picked up the pace so as tu catch up and convey the
“crystal clear” message Solly Krok made “the mistake” of “caving in”, walking
away not only from millions of dollars already directly invested in this
fukukta product but it would cost him and his family dearly, i.e. their
reputations.
A year or so later in a packed courtroom in Santa Monica,
Mr. Golden and I sat next side-by-side and watched on as a jury handed down a
$33 odd million dollar award against Solly Krok as the “control person” and his
3 daughters finding them guilty of “malicious fraud+++” and Mr. Golden, grinning
from ear-tu-ear remarked, “They got exactly what they deserved.”
And of course Mr. Golden not only knew better having been
intimately involved in the incredible amount of circumstantial evidence I had
obtained that showed both Solly Krok and his daughters having been hoodwinked,
their net worth significantly adversely impacted by a series of fiascos and
that the one lady who got the “Lottery” award altho clearly not treated as “one
of the family” did help the family right from start without tho investing one
single dime of her money; Solly Krok’s biggest flaw just like that of your
father being overly generous, trusting to a fault and oh so forgiving, at least
that is my opinion.
Moreover, Mr. Golden didn’t know then how much I thought of
his far worse acts, i.e. turning a “blind eye” tu pedophilias in the Roman
Catholic Church since at the time his hero, Bill “Wallpaper” Clinton had not
yet cum intu the White House starting out with his first “course of business”
tu c tu it that those kids who were now adults and so privy tu such despicable
acts would make certain no time was lost in more kids falling victim tu such
“praying eyes” [sic] and so of course when Mr. Golden’s “good-buddy-neighbor”
Dr. JBS filed a complaint against me insinuating in no uncertain terms “sexual
misconduct+++” [sic] I looked very carefully at all the positives and the
negatives and decided, now was the time tu make my stand and make no mistake
nothing is going tu slip in between the cracks as I now prepare 4 full-on
battle with Dr. JBS et al.
My victory in Superior Court back in on October 24th
of last year was simply the opening salvo and of course I know a thing or too
about maintaining my place as well as keeping pace with these yoyos who right
now don’t quite know which way tu turn knowing that it is just a question of
time when they are all going tu have tu “pay the piper” and then sum.
Arlene Krok, altho not the eldest and possibly not the
smartest of all of Solly Krok’s rather talented offspring bore the brunt of
having not only got “taken in” by Steven “lover-a-boy” Ross tu mention little
of a guy by the name of Craig Shandler who like Steve Ross was a South African
Chartered Accountant, but worse yet, believing these too yoyos that they would
be able “tu trade their way out” [sic] of having fallen victim tu believing
their own press, tu mention even less of the auditors and an attorney from the
prestigious law firm of "Manet-Pee-Helps" [sic] in Los Angles who
after I was done with him took a 6 month sabbatical and 4 all I know became a
monk.
I believe one of the partners of this “white wheaty shoes”
law firm, who had these floppy ears once served as Secretary of State during a
fairly recent Democratic Administration probably during the Carter
Administration altho I don’t think we can blame that idiot with the failed
helicopter rescue attempt of the our folks held hostage in Iran, idiot
nevertheless tu think that u can expect your military tu function well when it
is common knowledge that The Fish Rots From The Head Down.
I am “kicking butt and naming names” like never before which
is designed tu piss off a handful of folks but more importantly it is
engineered tu give folks, those who don’t “lie, steal and cheat” who work 40+
hour workweeks, having tu hold down too sumtimes 3 jobs in order tu make ends
meet and who are no more than 4 paychecks away from being out on the street,
the wherewithal tu stand tall.
And nothing would please me more if “dwarf-likes” such as me
then take tu the streets on their bicycles and of course they should also wear
helmets while riding their motorcycles even if it is unlikely tu be of any use
were they tu crash at say 170 MPH which is where the speedometer of my Ducati
ran out of paint.
The greatness of master painters such as your father, Velazquez,
and Michelangelo is their ability tu take deformed looking people such as
myself and show us in the most amazing light, making everything they touch not
only beautiful but an ageless work of art.
This is not my way of getting your father tu make a painting
of me but nothing would please me more if he were tu decide to paint “my Marie”
assuming she would stay still 4 just one minute, m
It is all about values and balance, measuring ever so carefully
the movements particularly our words, sticks and stones break bones, words
kill, nothing like the incredible silence we get so often here at Stonehenge
II.
Arlene Krok is one of my favorite people in the world and so
is her father who I truly love, a man who tu many has, at best, a “checkered
past” but Solly Krok is an absolute winner in my book despite he and his
identical twin brother first making their untold fortune in the Pharmaceutical
industry in South Africa selling “skin lighteners” that are directly linked
with causing permanent, devastating scaring tu millions of Blacks who bought
intu the media advertising that “white is bright.”
While companies like Unilever, also known as “Uni-evil” a
one of a kind multi-national conglomerate, may have stayed away from such a
product the Krok brothers were very much “out there” reinvesting time and again
back into the communities helping underprivileged peoples of all racial groups,
Jews and non-Jews alike, different and apart from the Unilevers of the
“topsy-turvy-curvy” world who played “supreme commanders” much akin tu the
Oppenheimer family tu mention little once again of
And yes neither the “whining Openheimers” [sic] nor
While typing away I am also going “back & forth” every
so often thinking I might find my passport hidden under a couch, more likely
now in sum trash.
Like others who don’t fully yet know how persistent I can be
once I get a “bee buzzing around me” suggesting sumthing along the lines that I
should get u tu step, “In or Out” but that time has long since passed.
Throughout my life I have been offered the “easy way out”
beginning when I first came tu this country in 1978 with a letter of
recommendation tu
Despite my incredibly ugly “duck” looks Solly Krok was only
one of quite a number of rather successful business people who would have been
happy tu have me as a son-in-law and of course he had a number of rather good
looking daughters tu choose from, Lauren Krok probably being the most sought
after, altho the youngest she probably was the smartest, staying throughout the
years close my other “very ugly friend”
Nicholas Oppenheimer’s best days ahead will likely be
finding himself on a cricket team where the rest of the players won’t be all
that embarrassed to have someone as incredibly ugly as he keeping score but of
course I extend my hand out Nicholas who by now may have already heard I can
count rather well, that I don’t lose any sleep let alone hold my breath waiting
4 him tu get with the program.
While a great man like Solly Krok who may at first take sum
exception to my style of “doing business” tu mention little of my writings,
lived up repeatedly tu his word, risking his reputation and the few dollars his
daughter Lauren had held on tu helping finance a bunch of yoyo South Africans
in the garment business in Los Angeles buy a fukukta building where there was
little or no upside tu Solly or any member of his family other than more
questions of their recklessness, the likes of the Engelhards perhaps more so
the Oppenheimers did whole lot more damage than tarnish the skin tones of adult
black women, hiring the “best & brightest” out of “pucker English” colleges
such as Oxford and Cambridge who with “cash in their pockets” courtesy of the
very private Central Selling Organization, aka DeBeers, a monopoly of
monopolies, operating out of London, England, went tu bat on behalf of the
Oppenheimer family, first buying off African despots in those regions of Africa
found tu have rich mineral deposits, granting them access tu numbered accounts
in places like Switzerland and Lichtenstein et al before traveling east and
west depending upon the time of day, forgetting the sun never actually rises or
sets, that G-d watches each and every move, finally making their debut in
Hollywood where they not only found an open door tu producers wanting diamond
laden ornaments being placed on their starlets necks but empty checkbooks just
waiting tu be filled with “laundered money” that could never be traced other
than by the likes of yours truly, the “revolving door fun & games” not
sumthing invented by the George W. Bush Administration.
So my friend
Just like I have irrefutable evidence of corruption
involving the bigwigs of the Democratic Party with tie-ins tu the French “water
playing” Vivendi conglomerate, who masterminded and executed the rigging of the
recent Gubernatorial elections in California, the 6th largest
economy in the world, so do I have more than a handful of stories tu tell that
are not so much as endless as being 100% credible and timeless all geared
toward empowering the youth who are our futures, that there is no such thing as
a “generation gap” but rather a “credibility gap” that gets passed down from
one generation tu the next by those hell bent on the principle of “Let me show
u how” making co-dependants of their offspring as well as those unfortunate,
fortunate enuf to have found their way into an orbit that has these yoyos
spinning out of control, i.e. what goes around comes around, but often in a
different form, the ants gaining the most ground, agree?
And so u wouldn’t be surprised tu hear why my famous
journalist-writer cousin Mark Gevisser just hours away from going “tu print”
with a highly derogatory story about how the Krok family used the “blood money”
they had made off the “thick skins” of black people who after a few years of
using these “skin lightening” creams could see that the resulting permanent
blemishing was not all that attractive tu the golfing & polo playing crowd
decided in a matter of a few seconds, 15 all said and done, tu place his tail
between his legs and head back tu writing fairytale stories 4 his South African
brain-dead audience or run the risk of me taking his tail, stuffing so far up
his anus that when his Indian male lover came tu suck on it, as it intertwined
with his forked tongue, he, the Indian, would think he had found his cousins in
the Americas.
This “Yank Gevisser” is just moments away from returning
home; altho right now I am in the car heading west back tu
I just checked one of my many emails I have got as of late
from folks imploring me tu keep at it including sum who have read my mother’s
The Winking Cat who believe at the end of the day I will be the one with the
most natural smile, and of course there is a lot said 4 dying the “richest
person” on the planet, however, one were tu define both “rich” and “person” sum
feeling I am close tu losing my identity and then sum.
The bottom line is that I don’t see a need 4 u tu be
involved in the financing, marketing, sales or distribution and that unless u
got thru metamorphous not only should u be fired but hung out tu dry, being
totally cut of your parents will.
And of course don’t bother responding tu me. It is now
Take care,
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent:
To:
Subject: Easel project
Since the time I returned to the
participated and contributed to the development of our(my Dads and mine)
easel. I am very clear on all technical details, as many of them are of my
own invention. I am also very clear as to what this means to my father. I
am convinced that what has been missing is twofold: first, a serious,
well-structured development plan; and secondly, serious investors with the
patience, dedication, knowledge, and resources to fund the plan and see it
through to its completion.
I have been speaking with my father recently, discussing an appropriate plan
of action. I will include this information here, and copy my father on this
email so that we are all on the same page. For the sake of my father's (as
well as mine) understanding, please limit any email responses to addressing
this topic exclusively. Keep in mind that this is a preliminary plan, it
will surely be expanded and iterated upon, and any input you may have is
welcomed and appreciated. With this said, here is my suggested plan of
action:
Step 1 - Design and implementation of a market/product study
This market study will involve interviews with vendors in order to study the
products that are currently available. The objective of this market study
will be to determine the following:
a) Current products and prices for high-end artists' easels
b) Feature sets for such easels
c) Sales rate/volume figures for such easels
d) Comparison between web vs. retail sails of high-end easels
e) Procedures for implanting a new product into existing web and retails
sales networks
Step 2 - Application of study results to our design
Based on the acquired information, we will determine things such as:
a) A target retail price for our easel
b) A desired feature set for our easel
c) A prioritization order for which features are most necessary, and which
features can be compromised for the sake of reducing cost/weight/size, as
well as for simplifying the overall design.
Step 3 - Preliminary manufacturing study
A study of the major components, estimates for manufacturing costs for both
small and large production runs. Study of the relevant manufacturing
technologies, their advantages and disadvantages, and their relative costs.
Step 4 - Combination of manufacturing and market studies
Based on steps 2 and 3, we will finalize the details of the design,
including features and specifications, accounting for production and
fabrication costs, a desired feature set, and our target retail price.
Also, we will establish a first-run production count.
Step 5 - Technical development plan and execution
With the finalized design specification, and the first-run count, we will
complete the technical development, keeping in mind the optimal
manufacturing technologies for our first production run.
Step 6 - Marketing/Distribution Strategy and Execution
Based on the final design, and the market study, we will devise an
appropriate marketing and distribution strategy, considering direct,
Internet and retail sales. Once completed the optimized strategy/ies will
be executed.
Step 7 - Continued Development
Based on the success of our first production run, we will adapt our
development iterations to the varying demand, and continue to refine and
improve the product. Additionally, the marketing/distribution strategy will
adapt based on feedback from our first production run.
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Somewhere around step 4/5, cost estimates, funding schedules, and
development schedules will be devised. Additionally, with a more finalized
design, it is likely that a new patent will be filed, as the original patent
is significantly different from our current design. At that point, investor
relations and contracts will be established and specified to the last
detail, with the assistance of qualified lawyers.
Thanks for your time,
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Dear Gary,
I am currently preparing a complete plan of actions regarding the easel
project. Once complete, we can all discuss and contribute in order to
refine the plan. I will email this plan to my father and copy you as well.
Until that point, please refrain from contacting
Expect to hear from me within the next few weeks.
Thanks
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Hi Gary,
I left you a voice message on your answering machine. My cell number is +34
627 287810, and I almost always have it on me. Once you call me there, I
can give you a non-cell number to reach me at depending on where I am.
I have been speaking with my father about this for some time, and we have
reached certain conclusions together. Give me a call whenever you can, and
we can discuss these over the phone.
Take care
