From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Friday, September 03, 2004 6:55 PM
To:
Nicholas.J.Crow@wellsfargo.com – Assistant Branch Manager of Wells Fargo, Del Mar
Cc: rest;
M Wolman (Merrick.Wolman@stengest.com); (unruhboyer@earthlink.net)
Subject: RE: overDRAFT PROTECTION

 

Dear Mr. Crow,

 

May I suggest as I told Del Mar’s Mayor and councilmembers back on July 19th at the start of the 3 minute “bitch session” to take your pulse and then let us know how long after finishing this relatively short missive u r able to stand on your own 2 feet.

 

U will shortly understand why those such as yourself so vocal in protesting my “madness” are beginning en masse to withdraw into their shells.

 

Merrick “Caveman” Wolman and Tony “Lets Tap Dance” Unruh r the only names u c copied on this missive but just picture if u would say 1,000 Merrick Wolmans and TUs joined at the hip with Merrick’s pitiful uncle Sol “Gambling Czar” Kersner who in order to keep their chins up, shoulders back, heads up, stomachs in, buttocks tightened, all part of my mother’s charm school training carry in their back pocket emails such as the one sent to me back on July 25th 2002 by Ms. Charlene Branine, to repeat

 

Subject: YOU SUCK ASS

Gary,

You are the biggest fucking loser, I have ever come across in my entire life! Your website sucks ass- you email people and YOU are the one that looks like a fucking loser! You should get out of your cave more often. You insult people, you think you are so smart, but in fact you are the one that is stupid. You have no idea how to talk to people; how to ask for things you want. It is totally unclear what you are asking because you are too self-absorbed to realize you HAVEN'T. GET A LIFE. GET A CLUE. And, perhaps, GET HELP.

YOU SUCK.

 

Now bear in mind that the email I received from Charlene “Off with their heads” Branine did not contain any hyperlinks, more importantly, however, is that this terrific PR piece cost me absolutely nothing other than time to add the hyperlinks and then upload it on to my website, not to forget the piece I sent 2 days prior to the Fox Network, to repeat,

 

The collapse of the stock market here in the United States is all but certain. It makes no sense that a publicly traded company should be valued more than a private business which generally sells for between 3 and 5 times predictable earnings plus liquidation value. And remember management of private companies are much more accountable assuming they have the checks in place for their "audirtors not writely balanced" [sic].

 

Publicly traded companies with their diverse shareholder ownership allow management much more flexibility to mix things up, taking with the right and hooking the owners with their left, lefties to boot. Right now the smart money has left or is in the process of leaving the markets in search of "safer heavens", safe harbor provisions a thing of the past.

 

President Bush should do the smart thing and immediately suspend trading of public corporations, thereby protecting the innocent and naive who are simply throwing good money after bad. Those well run public companies should have no fear for they will be at a competitive advantage relative to the capital that has been so smartly socked away.

 

The scars of 1907 remain on the masonry buildings housing the stock exchange of Wall Street. The fundamentals of the economy at that time were much worse than in 1929. One man J.P. Morgan saved the day, not so lucky for the victims of 1929. History has a way of repeating itself but today the "risk markets" are more fragile than at any time in history.

 

"Risk assessment" is my business.

 

I learned a while back not to subscribe to “conventional wisdom” such as “never hang out your dirty leather straps” [sic] since one simply has to look at the folks who own the media such as Randolph Hearst who taught me a number of things I didn’t pick up from my extraordinary mother’s charm school teachings, “The public are only interested in tits and ass.”

 

Distraction is the name of the game whether playing the game of chess or the game of life which like chess is getting your opponent to play to your advantage, making simple things complicated is what has in fact kept the ruling elite so secure working amongst themselves to put in place egomaniac politicians who while loving the limelight get to understand the rules of the game which again are to make things as complicated as they can be, agree?

 

One decent example is the tax codes something I happen to know perhaps a little bit more about than in all likelihood each and every single one of our Congress people including those on the Houses Ways and Means Committee, doubtful any of them were as well tutored by the time they graduated from graduate school with their Ivy League University law degrees as I was at age 10 in terms of why it was that the Swiss were able to maintain their neutral status during WW2 when even a nincompoop born and bred in a slum like Cato Manor just over the hill from the University of Natal, Durban, South Africa would understand that when 2 people r having a stick fight in the street and another person is watching by then it would be just a matter of time be4 the combatants figure out they should charge for the spectacle, agree?

 

I used to know Randolph and Veronica Hearst's telephone number in New York City by heart and perhaps someone such as yourself might find an ingenious way to share their email address with me, agree?

 

I have gone about projecting my “madness” according to a “play book” that has been perfected over time, doing my utmost to provide my adversaries with as much of the negative stuff about me as I can pull together without going totally “overboard” being ever so careful to throw in a positive here and there like when a trusted fellow tells me to “rock on”.

 

In due course we shall c what, “We the people” think of your intelligence when we the people use what u wrote below as the first benchmark in your “reeducation”.

 

Now please confirm that u r in receipt of this email I sent to your boss Ms. Edlin 66 minutes after receiving your diatribe below my pointing out to her, “...the chances of me actually being overdrawn rather slim, simply testing the mettle of those choosing to do business with me...

 

Let me know if any checks I wrote were returned “NSF”  [No Stuffing Favor] remembering now I have more than one checking account, not to forget the rather considerable sums my “rich chick” Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion maintains in almost zero interest bearing accounts for “sum” [sic] time, not for much longer, tho, agree?

 

Please don’t wait for me to “contact Wells Fargo Customer Service...” since it will mean while terminating both my and my wife’s banking relationship with Wells Fargo the “crowds” tuned in to our networks may decide to mosey on down to your branch and without expressing a single thought watch as u implode into a heap of tears, u not knowing who is “4 real” [sic] and who is pulling your leg, agree?

 

Mindful am I of how so very very tough it is to get by in this world just upon a smile, “knot knowing who to trust” [sic]?

 

Congressional hearings may be “sumwhat” [sic] boring but I would bet my bottom dollar, again assuming u were willing to subject yourself to a polygraph, that u will be tuned in throughout the proceedings if I, the “ultimate insider” were to be asked the right questions, agree?

 

I am now using this missive to prepare Congressional aids to assist their bosses, u know what I mean jelly bean?

 

2 c mE take the stand would be worth how much u think say to communist bosses who make up the lion’s share of the United States Democratic Communist Party, anything but the peoples’ party, agree?

 

Enough is Enough, agree?

 

Take the time out of your so very, very, very busy schedule to check out the precipitous drop in the share price of Stratos Lightwave when up in the stratosphere down to 24 cents under the ever so watchful eye of Mr. Newell Starks who while quite the “bull in the china shop” in an “up and runningoperation, such a genius financial engineer together with being a one of a kind mechanical engineer to boot, beyond a shadow of a doubt, however, the perfect choice when dismantling an organization from the top down, agree?

 

The super elite having perfected over time how best to get extremists on both the far left and far right to synchronize their watches, saying Swiss cheese not really helping your smile right at this precise moment in time, agree?

 

Does the name Adolf Hitler ring a bell?

 

So very very very careful were the ruling elite prior to WW2 in placing Hitler in the midst of a well tuned industrial machine, so incredibly smart the South African Oppenheimer family providing the diamond drill bits to the German Nazi military machine doing their bit to reduce the numbers of the “rank and file” getting a little fed up with their lot in life, fighting amongst themselves for scraps, so mesmerized is man-woman with the things that sparkle, agree?

 

Nothing, however, given the composition of the inner workings of the universe lasts forever, the forces of G-D-Nature particularly gravity so very grounding, assuming again, one is in tune with the heartbeat of the universe, agree?

 

In a nutshell, I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority i.e. evil does not come in the form of pointed tail or pitched fork.

 

Good Day,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

A NAME FROM HERE YOU CAN TRUST OVER THERE

The Rattlesnake

 

Ps – The following is a short list of suggested reading as I begin in earnest taking u on epic light journey in an attempt to possibly stem the short circuits occurring in the space between your ears the result very likely of your formal education interfering with your learning.

 

First click on to Judge Jack B. Weinstein’s opinion regarding a landmark multi-million dollar repetitive stress injury award and when done reading let my audience made up of a statistically valid sampling of the world’s literate population know what else is “unintelligible”.

 

Second, click on to this citation by Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk again letting us know what is “unintelligible.”

 

Third, get down on your hands and knees this very instant, pray to both Tony and Merrick if u think it will help and while glued to your computer screen that has www.nextraterrestrial.com as your homepage, scroll down to the first “...less said the better” hyperlink letting us again know what is “unintelligible” while at the same time giving me 5 zillion push-ups on one hand and with the other hand wave to the crowd of onlookers, think miniature cameras, assuming u have finished the paperwork, agree?

 

Naturally I assume u r very possibly doing your business #2 no doubt telling your co-workers whose email addresses I will pick up tomorrow that u have simply errands “to run”, again DO NOT, I repeat, under no circumstance should u even for a picosecond hesitate to explain again what exactly was “unintelligible” about the thrust of my email to Ms. Vikki Marlow so smart to leave Wells Fargo be4 I turned up the heat, to repeat,

 

Need some assistance over the next 24 hours to make certain less than a handful of checks I have written don’t bounce...simply no time given my hectic schedule to make the deposits...“flood in”... my adversaries collapse en masse into a bundle of tears.

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Nicholas.J.Crow@wellsfargo.com [mailto:Nicholas.J.Crow@wellsfargo.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 02, 2004 6:20 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: RE: overDRAFT PROTECTION

 

Mr. Gary Gevisser:

 

You asked that I respond to your e-mail, and I have.  I do however; find the point of the e-mail unintelligible.  As I stated during our telephone conversation I will not pay any insufficient fund items unless a corresponding cash deposit is made the same business morning before 10:00 a.m.  I apologize for any inconvenience this causes you.  If you have any further questions, please.

 

Thank you,

 

Nicholas Crow

Assistant Branch Manager

Wells Fargo Bank  Del Mar  Highlands

( (858) 792-9982

Fax: (858) 793-1178

/ E2486-011

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 02, 2004 5:18 PM
To: Nicholas.j.crow@wellsfargo.com
Subject: FW: overDRAFT PROTECTION

 

FYI

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Tuesday, August 31, 2004 12:51 PM
To:
Vikki.marlow@wellsfargo.com
Cc: (unruhboyer@earthlink.net);
Glen Shapiro (gshapiro@eeiconferences.com); Deborah Sturman (ds131@nyu.edu); Janey Rudd - Communications; Judith Long; Jeff (jrk@class-action-law.com); Chairman@gop.com; Sandiego@fbi.gov; president@whitehouse.gov
Subject: overDRAFT PROTECTION

 

Attention: Vikki Marlow – Personal Banker – Wells Fargo, Del Mar, California, USA

 

Vikki - ...

 

Need some assistance over the next 24 hours to make certain less than a handful of checks I have written don’t bounce, the monies in my “back pocket” – DMV just charging me $41 for the license plate KO DOG to match the Mini’s DOG KO - simply no time given my hectic schedule to make the deposits – rest assured tho a whole lot more will in no time at all “flood in”, as my adversaries collapse en masse into a bundle of tears.

 

Gg

 

 

Ps – If Gabriella Forsyth happens to be a customer of Wells Fargo I would like u to pass a message on to her,

 

Hey Gabriella, the email I sent last evening to Brandmanpr as u would expect had folks all over the world waking up today feeling a little better about themselves, those of course whose formal education has not interfered with learning; moreover, u would be surely glad to know that my Client Partner Wife’s ex-husband must have got quite the shock of his life, remember he is tho, a practicing,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pathological pathologist, to hear his almost 12 year old tell him in no uncertain terms to lift the blocks this out of control scoundrel illegally placed on our JoNathan’s email account, and please don’t forget to follow along on the BUD Yahoo message board as I post up more of my most recent missive to Trusted Fellow.