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MESSAGES:  579 thru 585

SUBJECT:     Re: Hat Trick, an honest Hat Trick  

SENDER:       dogtTOo

POSTED:       7/7/03  Started 10:10 PM ET, Ended 10:56 PM ET

A REPLY TO: 505  by AaronBrown

 

 

WOW, Professor Brown – More interesting tu me, however, than the fact that it took u all almost a whole week tu pull those brilliant answers together is thephat” [sic] that none of your chatterbox colleagues other than TCO ventured back on this board during this deafening silence.

I can feel it in my veins. Soon Eraider.com is going to be all mine not that there is going to be much left tu this rotting carcass by the time I am done with u.

No doubt once u have caucused with the genii that u have surrounded yourself with including Mr. Melvyn Weiss who I assume has at least informed his leader of the “west wing”, Mr. “Billy roach motel hairy head, hairy tail, 1,000 lb Leroach” Lerach that he may have found an equal match and needs help fast; although as ugly as I am I am a whole lot better looking than either Mr. Weiss or Mr. Lerach who along with u have to be the 3 ugliest people on this planet and of course I am not only talking just about your looks.

Would u at least admit u sweated just a “wee bite” [
sic] in coming up with such lame answers although I realize u would probably give yourself an A grade? The weather I understand has been though rather rough since u last heard from me which may in fact work tu your advantage given the fact that u may have been involved in some sort of train wreck and the pathologists decided to simply place your brain in the deep freeze, agree?

Are u starting to feel the effects of the upcoming depression and wouldn’t u agree that besides for patent attorneys the next folks t
u fall by the wayside will be in addition tu fukukta professors like yourself, psychologists and their drug pushing buddies, psychiatrists?

Here in Del Mar my neighbor Sammy apparently knew this one psychiatrist who mastered how to deal with anything that came his way other than the TV reporters who showed up at his offices while he had his pants off and his patients bending over, God knows what “she-he-it” hoped tu expect tho from a group of professionals hell bent on protecting one another to the Nth Degree wouldn’t u agree?

I don’t know what this particular MD ending up pleading tu or what sentence he received butt if I were him I would probably have told the judge, jury and his executioner that he was simply preparing 4 the upcoming depression by expanding his practice tu include massage, aqua-puncture and that the whips and leather straps were simply tu protect himself in the event sum of his patients decided to seduce him. Such a plea though doesn’t fully address why he had removed only his pants and underwear to mention little of the tablets he supplied to Sammy which only God knows what some under age female ended up sucking down.

Now u have to understand I heard this entire story from Sammy who is known to exaggerate to mention little of how “disconnects” begin once our parents start tolerating white lies and then there is the APD misdiagnosis which is most often labeled ADD [Attention Deficit Disorder].

Absent Parenting Disease is common tu all socio economic groups and your parents presumably being more educated than most would possibly explain your disorder in a far more complicated manner which I would like to hear and if the editors of my book Manager Minute One give the okay then I will very likely include there explanations as how they failed u and
what culpability they would assume 4 any of the bullshit u and your colleagues have decimated the airwaves with.

I know u won’t object t
u my ending a sentence with a proposition since u know the Old Testament began with 1.

And of course I can spell when need be but it helps tu get folks like yourself in-line, so enamored with their self-image, forgetting that we are built in G-d’s image, i.e. even an ant has it connections to our maker so don’t be to quick tu step on one because it is my guess that is exactly what is in store 4 u when u get swept off this earth and G-d has one of his helpers download all your cuc and decides given all that has been stored in your fat it is unlikely they would waste any time in having u join a marching band of ants.

U also know that despite English being ripped out of the Latin which like Hebrew and Arabic are spiritual languages there remains within English some degree of spirituality and hence even when the most pathological of the English lie there is always an element of truth unless of course they are completely “brainne dead” [sic].

Professor, again, please help me to place my hyperlinks on top of a particular word or phrase. The hyperlinks are distracting enuf without them taking up more space than is necessary, wouldn’t u agree?

This is at least my second request.

Now before I get further into helping redress your poor parenting and begin with my questions in response to your mostly non-responses I just want to go back quickly to the “WOW” hyperlink.

Furthermore I promise never again to bring up on you website u looking 4 a shareholder “quick” other than one more time in this posting which is how we first got acquainted unless u choose to go down that particular path which I think most folks would agree has got a little stale and the last thing one wants is to further interfere with your digestive juices given the Herculean effort they have tu endure and of course I assume u fart a whole lot more than say your incredibly beautiful wife and of course I take it 4 granted being as ugly as u r, like me, u have managed tu attract a very good looking “significant other” and of course even if u don’t mention it in your response u know better than tu wish me “good luck” in my recent marriage, knowing that I don’t believe 4 a single minute in the concept of luck, just like I don’t believe in co-incidences.

It is all about probabilities and each one of us doing our best to get tu the truth and right now I would be willing tu bet at least a dollar your blood pressure is above normal, that u will unlikely live to the life expectancy of a male your biological age and that at this very moment your pulse is above normal 4 a “phat pig” [sic] such as yourself and tu top it off I suspect that your last meal is heading upwards, i.e. The fish rots from the head down, that it is just a matter of time before u head to the head, look down at your shriveled mass and begin begging G-d 4 forgiveness, agree?

Cum tu think of it would u be willing to wear one of our tee-shirts, The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth? This past weekend I visited the
Del Mar Fair twice, once with the family and then yesterday I went back to get a photo of this incredibly ugly pig and I know or should I say, I strongly suspect, u would have felt at home participating in the swine races.

I plan tu be in New York a week from tomorrow on the first leg of my honeymoon altho it will also serve as just another leg on my “road show” should my wife decide to visit longer at one of the many museums we will be going tu.


Question 1.

Did u seek any legal assistance either from in-house attorneys and/or did u consult with the law firm of Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach in coming up with your answer, “I think the next person u see will likely meet your criterion” and I assume u are keeping track of all your communications both verbal and in written form tu mention in passing the too top dogs at Milberg Weiss in the middle of a rather messy divorce?


Question 2.

Let’s assume that I agree with u that, “’’When’ is not a useful concept in this context”, what in your opinion is a useful concept in this context?


Question 3.

I understand fully u don’t have the foggiest idea about Chaos Theory to mention little once again of your horrific display of investing acumen worse yet u comparing your fund’s performance tu a gauge like NASDAQ which of course is better than not comparing your abysmal performance to anything but why not choose as a comparison how a monkey throwing darts would have scored even if one of your finance students had decided to perform a frontal lobotomy on one of your playmates with whom u take counsel and this assumes u don’t have a hairless pet like my dog running around on all fours in your home and obviously the relationship I have with banks all around the world is a whole lot better than yours.

With that said, by now I assume u have read my “risk assessment” email to the Fox Network folks, so please tell me whether u agree with me that the President of the United States should call for a suspension in the trading of public companies and if not why not and would u be willing to tell me which if any of my hyperlinks u and/or anyone connected with your organization has either read or at least looked at the very pretty pictures and which would u consider the most substantive?

And the reason for this line of questioning is for me tu then be in a position tu ask some more pointed questions as they relate tu things like your take on the rigging of the recent California Gubernatorial elections that were held on November 8th of last year, i.e. don’t underestimate the importance of my question.

U people have a history of intimidating “witnesses”, u remember of course Coolhondo who was at one time quite an active poster on your message boards who I have spoken with in the past who considers u folks a little more than simply scary.

Now to be clear on this “scary” business I have been told by a family member that I am both “scary & “hairy”, the scary part relating to my interest in numbers and like many very rich people I know I happen to have rather hairy arms. I am not saying that there is a direct correlation between hairy arms and success but I wouldn’t be surprised. What I am rather certain about is that u would agree with me that although the “woman of my dreams” decided to marry sumone as ugly as me, few if any would consider my wife tu be stupid having lost not a penny in the stock market over the past several years unlike u, tu mention little of the value of her artwork that is rising exponentially.


Question 4

It may be difficult for u tu accept this fact given how deeply entrenched your head is up your ass butt there are more than just u and me on this planet.


Question 5.

Thank G-d is all I can say for keeping in the Freudian slips, further proof of spirituality not altogether lost. Only a flake tho, in my opinion, would be dumb enuf tu invest in the restaurant industry which has a rather poor success rate let alone one that has the name Flaky. Jakes here in Del Mar is not only successful but the food is excellent and should I add this is where we had our first glass of champagne after our wedding ceremonies which cost all of $300, including marriage license, ceremony and a reception catered by one of the best restaurants in the area. The price tag did not include tho the gas, wear and tear on my Mini Cooper S tu mention little of opportunity costs.

Were it not 4 our 10-year-old wanting to be with us, never charging to be our witness, or camera person or for that matter “ring bearer” which simply called 4 my wife removing the a silver ring on her right hand that I had bought second hand almost a decade ago in a “swap meet” of sorts in London, there is the possibility we would have taken the Ducati ST4S which consumes more than a third more gas and of course anyone who is serious about riding a motorcycle cannot be overweight, certainly a Ducati is whole lot more unforgiving taking a corner at 120 miles per hour then say a Harley Davidson.


Questions 6.

Before u farted out this answer, “they would be idiots to allow u on the stand” I assume u made sure that no one else was in building let alone the room and u do consider not only that G-d is in the room butt that he to can compute, “4 every action there is an equal and opposite reaction” that is nothing is lost nor is there anything gained in the long run, at least as far as running around in circles is concerned, agree?

Did u at least take an immediate deep breath and open the windows?

What else do u do for exercise?

Did u hear the same story I was told just yesterday alleging that there is the possibility that Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman may soon have another name as in “Kinky King”, that instead of the usual maid service being called in the manager of a swanky Beverly Hills hotel summoned in the “hazardous materials waste unit” tu clean up after Ronald “O. Ring” Perelman and supposedly a male aide evacuated their hotel room.

Now of course I wouldn’t be surprised if someone simply stole Ronald “O. Ring” Perelman’s identity thinking that I would pick up on the story and start broadcasting this insane story.

As u should by now know I have in my writing been referring to Bill “Wallpaper” Clinton using his sperm to keep the wallpaper in the Lincoln bedroom from falling as least that is the defense I thout he would use once he got wind that the Feds had found his sperm on Monica Lewinski’s dress.

Do u think there is any truth to folks deciding tu vote for
Clinton because he has similar “Irish looks” to John Kennedy or do u think it was because both had a smile that seemed to block all their lying?

Have u considered using Botox?

Would u agree that the word “mankind” is the quintessential oxymoron?

 

Question 7.

I once had a rather late sundowner during an intimate dinner with Robert Zimmerman aka Bob Dylan. We were celebrating Succoth and his return to Judaism after an absence spent exploring his past.

I had hoped to ask him why he thought G-d had given him, like me, such a horrific voice but just as I was about to ask him this most puzzling question as well as why a beautiful young maiden who was at his side would even bother tu sleep with him, he slid under the table, flat out drunk.

Maneshevitz is the cheap Jewish man’s excuse which rarely if ever had our forefather’s turn to violence. Words can go from sweet to ugly in the flash of an eye, an I 4 an I equally rotten, agree?


Question 8.

The folks involved in this corruption that reaches the highest levels of the Democratic Party I would assume are known to your benefactor-s.

Again, I have yet to determine the extent to which Bill Lerach is familiar with your cozy relationship with Melvyn Weiss but your insistence, “The firm does much more good than harm” seems to suggest, to me at least, that u have done your own digging into Milberg Weiss’ performance of both “good and evil”, that u are capable of being an a “fair judge” of character including the set of circumstances that led tu them being found guilty for “personal misconduct” against a firm of Chicago consultants where rather than wait for the punitive damages stage of the jury trial they chose to rush off and charge a cool $50 million to their American Express credit card.

In other words Professor “Dudu” Brown, doing much more good than harm doesn’t insulate people or organizations from criminal liability even in the minority instances when they violate criminal laws.

No doubt a white boy like u, an inbreed like myself, but with a professorship to boot, can argue that Melvyn Weiss’ decision was just a “good” business decision when it looked like he and his west coast, former bosom buddy Bill “Top Head Leroach” Lerach, could have been on the receiving end of treble damages awarded against them which may have broken the bank although I don’t know for certain if either Melvyn Weiss or Bill Lerach carry an American Express credit card.

The fact they miscalculated the anger of the jury tells u a lot about how smart these too yoyos are at “accessing risk” for as I am certain, although u know in Quantum Mechanics there are no certainties, u are likely tu be very familiar with the facts that when the jury got polled afterwards at least one jury member told members of the media that they did not plan on giving the plaintiffs in this case, i.e. Lexicon, one dime more, i.e. they felt that $50 million would give Lerach a bad hair day for the rest of his life unless of course he decided tu amputate his head.

I am also equally certain your advisors have now informed u, not capable of your own deductive reasoning since u are nothing but a shithead who can only look forward to enjoying his own farts as folks around u start heading for the hills, butt with a little bit of bookkeeping knowledge still tucked under your fat belly, that if your Shareholder Rights Moderator, Mr. Melvyn Weiss had in fact done his math right or at least hired an expert “risk assessment” specialist like myself, he and his partner in crime, Mr. Bill “1,000 lb Gorilla” Lerach could have appealed the compensatory verdict of sum $50 million cool bucks leaving them a whole lot more money tu pay shmucks like yourself to host websites that could attract a “quickie or too” and don’t give me any bull that Melvyn Weiss doesn’t pay u a dime for having his name in bold letters plastered all over your member screens, agree?

The fact that u don’t exchange money means diddly to me. In fact show me where in the tax code your type of bosom-pal relationships are exempt from being taxed?

Better yet let u and I get on the phone together and call up the Commissioner of the IRS and lets see what he thinks. Or even better yet how about us polling American citizens, those who really toil the soil and mostly end up with soil on their faces as the folks on the far left and the far right, co-opting idiots like yourself, feed off the “center peace” [sic] and lets u and I come up with different suggestions as to how we might balance the budget deficits differently, Mr. “Pee Brain” Yeshiva professor that makes some of us Jewish people with brains between our ears get cast in the same mold as grave diggers?

The fact that u have in all likelihood not been able to leverage Melvyn Weiss’ name to make an additional buck or too only goes tu show that u are a piss-poor business person and talks nothing about your integrity, u shit head.

Even my dog would have done better than u and your hoards of professionals like the grimacing
Oxford mathematician who gets so totted up when down in London’s Soho district.

I won’t even bother with placing a hyperlink seeing this yoyo on his one wedding day since by now your systems are probably overloaded with the number of viewers I keep bringing to your website, my surrender terms will become evident ever so shortly.

U may have managed tu get “Coolhondo” to crawl up and go back tu bed but not u, nor your partner nor your ape-like friends will be able to intimidate me or my very close friends, so help me G-d.

In a matter of hours I will handing over the “smoking gun” evidence of political corruption at the highest levels of the California State Government tu folks like Mr. Kenneth Standard who is the President of the New York Bar Association that oversees people like Melvyn Weiss tu make sure he doesn’t do anything that would further violate the law and the same applies to u knucklehead and what Mr. Standard and others choose tu do with the irrefutable evidence of misconduct at the highest levels of the Democratic Party is their business.

And of course I think even folks like Howard Stern mite have a field day with all this, agree?

This exact positing, however, is being sent tu all members of the media and trust me, it is just a question of time before people like Diana Henriques of the New York Times decides to pick up the slack and stop being so slack.

Of course I am also including Dr.
Joe Grundfest, the Stanford Professor and former chairman of the SEC and about 358 other people on my email list who constitute a representative sample of the world’s population that has my website, www.nextraterrestrial.com remaining on track tu be the number one website on the planet.

I came at u “fair & square” responding tu your request back on
June 19th 2001

“I need a shareholder quick! “ and then on July 10th I came on tu your message board posting a response to your subject titled “Reality” and the rest as we say, “Is History.”

Since then I have done my utmost to bring u a breath of fresh air, i.e. reality check that your shit does stink, that u and your colleagues represent a great deal of what is wrong with the current system where there are little checks and balances in place 4 the simple reason that the financial system is in fact rigged, that small investors don’t have a hope let alone the ludicrousness of praying when there is no such thing as “luck” in making an honest living out of the stock market 4 the simple reason that once a company floats its stock for every dollar made someone, most likely a momworker63 type gets it in the shorts and people like u give the momworkers, the honeybee makers, the orphans, the widows, the widowers, the pensioners, the brain dead, nothing more than a false sense of security that it can all be fixed.

 

And of course u have even got to the point of believing your own bullshit unless of course u want me to conclude that u are also guilty of intentionally misleading folk.

On this next trip of mine tu New York I challenge u to a debate in your own stomping grounds in the biggest hall u have on campus and leave it tu me to get members of the media to attend and tu provide a live feed to the billions of people who need tu hear what a complete and utter idiot u r, at a minimum.

So u have one week tu get yourself in trim, no need to shave your beard since I don’t want tu be distracted by your poker dot blemished face although make no mistake I have more than a few blemishes and scars all over my body but I am not only used tu looking at my body, I am rather comfortable with it, butt G-d knows how I might fall apart if I were to see u in the nude.

To make this a little more interesting why don’t u go and get a physical checkup right now and make sure u have the following all written down and certified tu by a Board Certified Physiatrist:

A. Body weight.

B. Fat content.

C. Drugs appearing in blood work.

D. List of prescription drugs u have been dropping which would include those prescribed 4 your wife-s.

E. Heart rate at rest.

F. Heart rate after a 10 mile run.

G. Heart rate after a 5,000 meter swim.

H. Heart rate after reading this posting for the umpteenth time.


Now if I have missed anything that u think is important don’t hesitate to let me know.

By the way I happen to know a gastroenterologist whose practice is on the upper east end of
New York around 90th street. I only know him personally although my eldest brother who is a massage therapist goes to Dr. George’s practice. Dr. George was raised Greek Orthodoxy and his partner whose name escapes me is Orthodox Jewish, i.e. u have your pick in terms of who u dislike more.

Remember tho, if u haven’t cleaned yourself out properly these boys have tools that will keep u away from your partner while allowing Deborah Pastor tu get a breather or too altho it does seem like she really likes u but with that said she does seem to be possibly turned on by TCO or maybe it is Mr. Bamberger who I seem to recall once mentioning that he thought one of your initial posts had been changed or have I confused him with someone else on your team?

Which makes me think of Deborah Sturman who lives just a few blocks north of Dr. George’s very busy “butt practice” [sic] that has so many of u New Yorkers lining up to get your bowls read, could it be that u are in need for perhaps different remedies as in

Verbal [non-sic] remedies for saving the wor
.d?

Now u of course remember the May 19th 1999 Wall Street Journal Article featuring Deborah Sturman.


I am writing this post on the fly, i.e. the “
dog & pony” road show has already begun and apart from this communication I am writing several others which will be hyperlinked, all in “Jew course” [sic].

And no doubt u have asked Melvyn Weiss why he would let go the person who brought the complaint that ultimately had the German War Machinery [GWM] fork over some 4 odd billion dollars tu their “slave laborers,” i.e. sumthing he heard still echoing from way back when, “Let my people go”, nothing like having a “rain maker” attorney like Deborah Sturman who I have known a lifetime move t
u another ship unless of course his ship is sinking, damaged beyond repair, wouldn’t u agree?

Now read sucker a couple of excerpts about Deborah Sturman who by the way doesn’t always agree with my style but knows that when need be I deliver all the goods and then sum.

“…grew up hearing gruesome accounts of how the Nazis slaughtered her grandparents' 12 brothers and sisters, many of whom perished in concentration camps.

As a teenager, she moved to
Europe to study music and later pursued a career as a concert French horn player in Germany.  But her passion for Holocaust survivors led her to become politically active on their behalf and to eventually attend law school, in part, so she could pursue legal actions on their behalf.

Today, Ms. Sturman, 40 years old, works exclusively on Holocaust litigation at Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes & Lerach, a prominent
New York law firm that is better known for bringing shareholder class actions against companies whose stock prices have dropped. And while lots of high-profile lawyers have been grabbing headlines with Holocaust lawsuits lately, Ms. Sturman has had a big impact behind the scenes….

He gets a small pension from the German government but hopes Ms. Sturman can get him an increase because he recently developed cancer. She assured him that she knows how to handle the red tape, adding, "I'm very aggressive."


No doubt u saw the movie Lord of the Flies, “when u fail to stand up u become a slave” [sic].


And if u think I am being aggressive with u think again. Better yet stop what u r doing right now. Go back to synagogue, don your frills, say a “hail
Marie or too” [sic] and kiss your ass goodbye. I won’t be waiting tu get tu New York to eat pizza at Johns before turning up the heat and by the way my dog who won’t be joining us on this particular trip is a male and his sperm count is probably at this point less than mine, nothing quite like “dog eat dog” which I think should be the subject title of our debate, agree?

Buster I have just been warming up, yet to break a sweat.

Continue tu have TCO block for u but remember I not only own bloc-buster.com there are today perhaps more than 100 websites that I own that any minute now will light up with cartoons of u and the rest of your monkeys altho I think my editors could choose a better word than to insult our ancestors who didn’t let their formal education interfere with their learning.

Remember now, THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH and WHEN THE DIALOGUE BECOMES TOO MONOLOGUES IT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END.

G-d tho is all about “love” and keeping “mass” constant and of course be ready to shift into high gear as I provide all the proof necessary that the speed of light does in fact change, that it is not a constant, at least that is when passing through from a non-vacuum to a vacuum and “back again”.


Question 9.

Sorry I forgot. U are an esteemed professor of finance without the slightest clue about the inner workings of the universe given your penchant 4 having perfected the art of sucking in your farts like no one else I know, perhaps, even more so than Dr. JBS who isn’t allowed to step foot off the curb alongside his second former wife’s residence.

One of the concerns I have about a new house we are looking at buying is the long steep driveway and being close tu the ocean when the onshore wind blows we will be forced tu duck when he shows up from time tu time and of course u know, given my continued good health, not yet having had my legs chopped off below my knees, I not only continue to execute sum of the key elements necessary tu be a good rugby player butt 4 the past decade or so I have been a coach-player in the Gevisser-Dion household, this July 4th weekend being no exception.


Question 10.

Take one step back.


Question 11.

What do u make of my contention that I, of course with more than just a little help from God, may have in fact answered the $64,000 question, i.e. the difference between “The meek shall inherit the earth” and “The meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth” being the number 64?


Question 12.

Some time back u and your nogschlepers, i.e. hangerons,  raised some questions about my “professional qualifications” when I offered tu help get u and your investors out of the incredible pit hole u had dug for them.

Now take a look at what CSI [Chase Brass Industries] was trading at the time and how high it rose before the company was sold. Anyone paying attention to my postings on the Yahoo CSI message board to mention little of Perfect Storm II on the Footsak.com website were given as clear a “heads up” of what lay ahead and hence any profit I and/or those closely linked to me made during this time frame is rightfully deserved, i.e. for every dollar made only someone with their head up their ass would have lost.

My disclosures of what lay ahead were as loud as anyone could expect from one single surfer and again, no inside information.

And if anyone comes calling right now as I hoard my cash + resources up the kazoo 4 the impending crash I will direct them tu u since were it not 4 the fact that u have such much stew frothing out everywhere u mite have listened a little better,
as in G-d gave us too ears so that we should listen twice as hard as we speak.

I am currently sitting at the computer in my wife’s art studio as her kids have just a little earlier dropped by with their biological father to pick up a couple of our surfboards. While Dr. JBS screams about sum baseball bat our dogs have started tu bark like there is no tomorrow.

Our Jonathan just walked in tu make sure I was still on my toes and while his biological father barked, with the broadest smile imaginable Jonathan asked me, “What word has ducati in it… education.”

And need I not remind u that my particular motorcycle is rather loud and is known as “The crotch rocket.”

And yes I am taking the likes of u, Dr. JBS, Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman et al on an educational journey that will eventually help unite and begin the process of healing this very sick world.

It is now time t
u fly. Now just keep repeating at least tu your students who anxiously await your return to class, “Healthy mind, healthy body.”

GsG

Gary S.
Gevisser
Aka The Pisser Aka Edge Dweller

Ps – Let me know if u need a real good class-action attorney tu assist u in responding to what cannot be construed as anything more than my warm-up fastballs remembering I have yet tu send u a knuckleball and I know u won't mind if I make a note to myself in terms of my next posting that addresses 9-11 being a “Godsend” [sic] for the insurance industry, i.e. a pretence t
u dig out, never tho tu forget Ms. Martha Stewart and her “footsie footsie” buddy Mr. Byron Christopher who wrote Martha Inc. and if in fact he has caught wind of your farts now wishes he hadn’t upset me so much.

Ps II – a little birdie came and whispered in my ear to take a look at a posting on your shareholder Rights message board [msg 1029] by someone going by the hand Phil G, it reads

"ISS is very forgiving toward managements like MVC.  Just because management has been found by a court to have breached its fiduciary duty and produced abysmal stock performance is not enough to deny them ISS's endorsement.  ISS is like the people who see nothing wrong with playing golf with OJ.  Heck, anyone can make a mistake."

Professor were u aware that a gentlemen whose last name is Heckman was the founder and CEO of U.S. Filter which along with all the “glittering assets” that were later sold to Vivendi included sum 42,000 odd acres of “prime” real estate in the IID [Imperial Irrigation Distract] that had previously been acquired painstakingly by the Bass Brothers of Texas that those behind the rigging of the last Gubernatorial elections saw as theirs, ripe for the picking, given how well they had orchestrated this “wind from behind” [sic]?

I have no idea who “G lip” [sic] is but if in fact he is a member of your staff I would probably want to keep him on if for no other reason than he seems inspired.

The ISS thing is what caught my “dog’s attention” [sic], now u haven’t already forgotten Absent Parenting Disease and if so wouldn’t this be a good time to consider cutting back on Aspartame?

Ps III – I will be providing this entire posting in one hyperlink and any changes I make will appear in the color green, just like this E-mail I sent out a little earlier to JetBlue and please be so generous as tu let me know if u can get me a deal at a spot u would be comfortable in hanging out, clothed that is.