From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Debbie Schlussel
Cc: rest;
Subject: Second open letter to Howard Stern
Ms.
Schlussel,
A number of
folks feel that u have had sufficient time to absorb both the E-mail I sent u last evening as well as what
I sent my Dad[1] earlier this morning which is not to
suggest that everyone at the Starbucks café on the corner of 15th
Street and Highway 101 in downtown Del Mar, California was either aware of
everything I was doing or that the Delmartians like “Mr. On” [sic] who like me
feel compelled to ease the suffering of shareholders of Starbucks as the 3rd
world responsible for their over the top market valuation catch on big time r a
statistically valid sampling of the world’s literate population but
sufficient numbers of them with simply common sense encouraging me to have u
now look at the next communiqué I would like u to consider forwarding to Howard
Stern.
Second Open letter to Howard Stern.
Dear Howard,
One of the worst things besides for
waking up the next morning next to a “phat” [sic] ugly-duckling is to not be awaken from an endless
nightmare of being had one time after the next, agree?
So how do u
feel?
Surely doing better than when Valerie Schulte Esq. of the National Association of Broadcasters saw
her budding legal career at the NAB coming to a
quick end back during the media frenzy at the start of the last quarter mile of
the superhighway when a Mexican Federales stopped our
vehicle just inside Mexico down by the San Diego-Tijuana border crossing, the
amount of pot in Valerie’s personal possession really not all that material, the same with the couple of bucks in my back pocket to
mention little of King Golden Jr. Esq. the cultivator, harvester
and distributor of the dope certainly of a sufficient quantity to keep no
matter how many Huron Indians would have been crammed into a Mexican jail cell on one
incredible high until such time as our mutual buddy Mr. Roger W. Robinson a “spook” in the National Rifle Association,
no strike that, a Soviet specialist in the National Security Council
during
And in a quick “quid
pro quo” Zena Gevisser’s ideas to turn all of Mexico not just
Baja into a new and improved Israel not exactly falling on deaf ears, to
mention little of it being your first book Private Parts that I believe
in my in-finite
wisdom that resulted in this Mexican Federale on a
motorcycle letting us go without me having to fork over a single penny, so much
for those who say the difference in corrupting government workers here in the
United States and the 3rd world is that the inflation rate here in
the United States is next to nothing for migrant workers but for the rest of us
simply out of control when factoring in what we have to pay for our luxurious wooden homes, the latest $90,000 convertible Cadillac not even
big enough to sit a chauffer agree?
Although I haven’t heard your show
in more than a year I seem to recall u having this segment every Friday during
your daily syndicated radio show that had u and your entourage having to guess
what some yoyo following the Hollywood “I can read lines”
Crowd said was either true or false, to mention little of when I was once
hanging with “Evander Hollyfield” [sic] just prior to when we sat
ringside watching our mutual friend Michael Grant win
in a dramatic come from behind victory the boxer in the previous preliminary
fight died in the ring, I had this premonition that there would come a point in
time that Evander would stop listening to his trainer
Don Turner one
incredibly gifted man, agree?
Howard, back on November 3rd
of last year I posted this up on the BUDweiser Yahoo Message board which talks to my beginning the
celebrations immediately after I sent President Bush the final segment of a rather
lengthy missive that began on November 2nd
titled, “Hope.”
Back on September 21st 2003 Glenn Shapiro, a
former executive of Simon & Schuster in the Prentice Hall division wrote
me, “I'm following -- reading --
pondering -- and mostly enjoying the novel unfold -- and wondering about the different
perceptions and fact vs.. fiction.”
This not so funny encounter with a
Mexican patrol officer on a motorcycle that ultimately had both King Golden Jr. Esq, quite the political hack
during the 1972 Democratic Primaries failing to toss himself into the crowd of
worshipers as Senator McCarthy, no strike that, Senator Muskie collapsed
in to a heap of tears incapable I understand from responding to fast balls
thrown at him by journalists enquiring into his wife’s prostitution ring,
no strike that, drinking and smoking habits, and
Glenn Shapiro and I became acquainted
well be4 the likes of McMillin Publishing, Simon
& Schuster, etcetera etcetera were in a death
march, the last quarter mile of the superhighway dragging down some of the most
stellar media companies who didn’t have the intelligence gathering
capabilities as say the Chairman of the board of Hearst Corporation who despite
being “sumwhat” [sic] handcuffed to “tortuously
interfere” with the day to day operations of the very private Hearst
Corporation due the ingenious estate planning of his father Orson Wells who
thought all his offspring were a bunch of nincompoops, did have the wherewithal
to engage a “risk assessment”
specialist such as myself who could be counted on to not only be competent by
ever so tight lipped when checking a bureaucrat like
“Ill” [sic] Sikes a former chairman of the FCC [Federal
Communications Commission], agree?
So far Howard, how would u say I am doing?
More importantly do
u think my uncle David Gevisser and/or his famous journalist-author son,
What exactly do u think Valerie Schulte,
King Golden Jr., and Roger W. Robinson who decided to
“change sides” appearing on 60 Minutes back on January 25th
of last year trashing our great President happen to be doing at this time other
than examining that their passports are current, the cash they have in their
back pockets all but worthless should just a scratch appear out of nowhere on
anyone I consider close to me, their heart rate going thru the roof, nothing
tho, I think u would agree causing the greatest heart attacks at this time
other than Kerry-HEINZ who has first of all Mr. Tony Unruh followed by Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of the law firm Finkelstein & Krinsk to thank for his resounding defeat is my most
favored family the DeBeers-Oppenheimer-Kennedy-Englehard-Gevisser-Anglo
American Diamond Cartel, agree?
I happen to know, versus “believe”
that u r simply “tTOo”
[sic] smart to think I have got too far ahead of myself given the fact that I
know beyond a shadow of a doubt u have “sum” [sic] familiarity with
me, u simply too on top of your game to tolerate an underling who would fail to
share my “work
product” with u, agree?
The deafening silences at this time
speaking volumes throughout the universe bearing in mind tho, that we cannot
hear a sound in Deep Space, making up for u would surely agree given the fact
that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction nothing is gained
nor is it lost, the perfect vacuum of space between a good number of
peoples’ ears being reflected where would u think, not to suggest that u
go this very minute and read up on the Red Shift or Doppler Effect that I use
to support my theory that
Unified Theory
For the inner workings
Of the Universe
A matter of particular importance
considering 2005 is the 100 year
anniversary of his ingenious Special-General Relativity that turned the world
of Isaac Newton on its head, the likes of Dr. Stephen Hawking who saw fit to make fun of Einstein who
correctly referred to his and Grossman, his mathematician friend’s work
as “The Mind of G-D” a very recent new breed in to
the world of astrophysicists who think themselves so godly[2],
Dr. Hawking recently falling on the sword having finally conceded that he
created a problem with Black Holes that never existed in the first place
without apologizing profusely to Mr. Einstein again who correctly referred to
General Relativity as the Mind of G-D begs the question of what
is this fricken nincompoop still doing sitting in the Lucasian chair at
Cambridge University reserved for another truly great man like Isaac Newton who
I contend did in fact get it right with his mass being a constant, that for
every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, nothing is gained nor is
lost, at least within the atmosphere of SpaceShip Mother Earth,
agree?
So important it is Howard to be grounded
at all times especially during paradigm shifts like what we r all experiencing
this very moment as the world awakens to new beginnings, us having in fact
broken the light
speed barrier considered by most these past 100 years
as being impossible, other than of course the genius of geniuses,
2 c mE is easy given how easy it is
look in a mirror and reflect on oneself, G-D within each one of us, in the
words of another great, Mohammed
How many legal eagles would u say at the
National Association of Broadcasters have
serviced the likes of Ted Turner to mention little of feeling comfortable
enough to share all his misgivings with me a little Rattlesnake, not to suggest
that Ted Turner is altogether an idiot for feigning what “sum”
[sic] would argue is an excellent case given my disclosures to have him
institutionalized and for the United Nations to return his $1 billion grant
back to the shareholders, employees, and all the peoples of the world who have
suffered under the tyranny of the likes of Larry “Simpleton”
King Live, agree?
Moreover, how many people do u know have had quite the sexual affair with Ted Turner
for “sum” [sic] 15 years?
In order to trust anyone there has to be
a level playing field, the likes of Ted Turner,
Okay so u feel I’m being a little rough around
the edges with u, but I know of all the talking heads out there u r without a
shadow of a doubt the one to be most trusted who can handle anything I were to
throw your way including a knuckleball such as this, agree?
Let me know exactly when u would like for me to
formally introduce my dog Pypeetoe, my CPW Marie Dion’s
dog, Maggie, to mention most of the main attraction Marie Dion herself who I can assure u can
more than hold her own against u and I combined, my willing to bet my bottom
dollar that she will have u totally naked well before she removes an article of clothing, agree?
Yours truly,
Please note
also that the strategy I am employing to protect our incorruptible grass roots
organizations around the world is “sumwhat” [sic] unusual in that
anyone such as say Jerry-Pule Mokolo,
j-p@j-pmokolo.net,
who chooses to opt out falls immediately under the microscope to explain
him-herself, much like 1
stone 2 hits, we all start out members of the “in
crowd” and when wanting out to tell us more about yourself, this way no
one feels left out while wanting to remain private and of course we will print
any and all excuses including stuff like,
“While attending confession on behalf on my mother and
father, stooges of the DeBeers-Oppenheimer-Engelhard-Kennedy-Gevisser-Beare-Anglo
American Diamond Cartel, I told the priest in an effort not to appear sinless
that I lied to my mother as well as hit my sister which later caused me to have
this ACT of doG knee jrk
reaction, as in action-reaction-overreaction to the point of sending an email
that read,
PLEASE remove me from YOUR MAIL LISTS! DO NOT HIT REPLY ALL.”
Yours
truly,
Gary S.
Gevisser
[1] Please take note of the footnote I added earlier.
[2] To repeat the ending paragraphs of an article
published in December 1983 in Scientific American titled, Quantum Gravity penned by Dr. Bryce S. DeWitt:
If
Einstein could come back in spirit to witness what has become of his theory, he
would certainly be astonished, and I think pleased. He would be pleased that
physicists at last, after years of hesitation, have come to accept his view
that theories that are mathematically elegant deserve to be studied even if
they do not seem to correspond immediately to
reality. He would also be pleased that physicists now dare to hope a unified
field theory may be attainable. He would be particularly pleased to find his
old dream that all of physics may be explainable in geometric terms seems to be
coming true.
Above
all he would be astonished. Astonished that the quantum theory still stands
pristine and unmoved in the midst of it all, enriching field theory and itself
being enriched by it. Einstein never believed the quantum theory expresses
ultimate truth. He never reconciled himself to the indeterminism it implies and
thought it would someday be replaced by a nonlinear field theory. Exactly the
opposite has happened. The quantum theory has invaded Einstein’s theory
and transmuted it.
