From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Thursday, January 29, 2004 4:34 PM
To: Aaron “BrownNose” Brown, co-founder of eRaider.com, Professor of finance at the Yeshiva University in New York City.
Cc: Di
ana Henriques – NY TIMES; JRK@class-action-law.com; Vicky L. Schiff -  Wetherly Capital; San Diego FBI

Subject: Next Symposium: J ...---... “Perfume is hope in a bootle” [sic]...---...Bob....God...---...Kid...---...:J

 

Professor – I am over at the Plaza in downtown Del Mar having my one programmer “feed me” responses to the email I sent earlier to a representative sampling of the world’s population that for [4] all intent and purposes is identical to post 795, your clock though [tho] seems faster by sum 12 minutes than those operating here, at least according to a representative sampling of San Diegans who received this E-mail below:

 

It is another glorious day here in Wonderland a whole lot warmer than the 54 degrees Fahrenheit at 8AM PST as I hear a helicopter in the distance disturbing the peace while eating lunch with my dog, Pypeetoe who is chowing down his first chicken of the day, which reminds me of another of my eldest brother’s poems:

 

POLITICALLY CORRECT

“Scrambled – eggs are called scrambled – eggs.”

Said my good friend Charlie Dickens,

“Because, it’s not politically correct…

To them scrambled – chickens.”

 

I think u r capable of discovering for yourself the differences, that is, between post 795 and the email I attempted sending once again to your eRaider.com “penis website address”, not that u and I r altogether different just that at this point in our development our neurons are simply firing differently, at least I know 4 certain u will agree with me on that, agree?

 

Just a little earlier I finished a rather brief conversation with an Israeli friend of mine by the name of Noam who co-authored a book about the birds of Peru, my being quite fortunate to attend the launching of that book back in late February 2002.

 

Scrolling down on that last hyperlink u c a photo resting on my dog’s front feet. In it r a number of interesting people including in the center Israel’s ambassador tu Peru. Noam’s head is at a Right Angle to mine, and I am holding my “god” [sic] who sum think looks like a rat.

 

Noam who I haven’t in quite sum time as expected first “paid homage” to Pypeetoe saying very little to me, well aware that whatever he said would be leveraged to Kingdom Come, the same tho could not be said about the too gentlemen he was with, who I suspect make up part of the Del Mar “Jewish Mafia” although I have no idea if either gentlemen have Jewish parents, not even quite certain whether they could if given the resources trace their lineage to Abraham which I suspect you and I could, one other thing we can agree on, agree?

 

Isn’t it just wonderful the many things you and I have in common, apart from a distinctly different “value system”, agree?

 

Although we never entered into a debate my knowing a thing or too about the one gentleman who actually has a good reputation around town as being very philanthropic with his not necessarily “ill-gotten” gains, focusing these days on alternative agriculture in places like Peru where Noam is now back living.

 

Noam happens to be one of the most hard working people I have ever met, very well qualified both academically as well as in the ways of the world, possibly today more than a “Bucket to pee in” and perhaps the most honest individual I have ever had the privilege tu meet.

 

His girlfriend at the time and 4 all I know they could now be married with 12 mouths tu feed can be seen on the Israeli ambassador’s left, an attorney in Los Angeles tasked back then when we all met up with assisting former Governor Gray Davis of California deal with the energy crisis that was plaguing the 6th largest economy in the world, my being very careful on that trip not tu breach any protocols my knowing, however, back then that the “fix” was already in for the rigging of the California Gubernatorial elections held sum 8 months later on November 8th 2002.

 

By the time our 45 second conversation was over though I knew everything I needed to know at least about this one gentleman who I have actually met twice both times ever so briefly once in his offices just a "hop-jump-and-scotch” [sic] from my current office which we refer to as The Cave and once out in the street on the corner of Maiden Ave and Parish Lane in front of his offices.

 

Just his response, “I hope they sell drugs” to my letting him know that I had invested in a “hostel which may turn out to be the best investment I have made to date”, the change of pace along with the look on his face, all that I would need in “accessing risk”, my knowing full well if I had been a little clearer as in

 

I have invested in real estate, in two ‘one of kind’ houses at the base of Machu Picchu with the only views of the ruins of Machu Picchu

 

the conversation could have lasted at least another 20 minutes keeping the rest of the Mafia Dons "clicking their heels" especially if I had continued to explain in more detail how the likes of these characters who putz around town with their "phat" [sic] bellies hanging out, rotting teeth, smelly armpits, make the job of lobbyists in States like California and their counterparts in Washington DC “easy pickings” particularly those lobbyists representing international pharmaceutical companies, agree?

 

The road to hell is not paved with “good intentions” butt by careful placed yoyos such as yourself thinking your shit don’t stink, hi Gary Glass.

 

I will now attempt tu complete the email I started yesterday to Ms. Carol Hess although the too sentences I wrote may have to be scratched.

 

Now go be a good boy, call Dr. Laura if need be, today being the one year anniversary of my trying tu get her tu do the “right thing” and when u next take a wee, i.e. pee remember, even if your penis doesn’t extend beyond your fly droplets could still make their way on to the floor down the insides of your trousers, agree?

 

So after using your foot to flush the toilet remember not to drag your feet.

 

What do u think of dragnets?

 

Good Day.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

Ps – While matters take their own course, i.e. u r now irrelevant, why not pick up Pythagoras’ Trousers a book written by one beautiful woman and of course there is nothing to stop you from undressing her, at least in your mind, that area which may not be a perfect vacuum, u not quite sure at this point whether it is better to have your mind being a perfect vacuum or remaining a non-vacuum environment, my just giving u sumthing to fixate on as the rest of us with more and more time on our hands “kick back” and wait for books like The Diamond Invention begin to take hold, regardless of the character of it’s author-s, agree?

Don't forget to let me know whether "u r

 

In

 

Or out", and tu get the full latitude of this joke u would need to be paying attention tu the ads running in these parts for getting mostly the downtrodden to part with what little money they have into the coffers of Lilly-white-wheaty-eating folk like Sol "Gambling Czar" Kersner.