From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 29, 2003 8:39 PM
To: Dr. Laura Schlesinger c/o bglicklich@premiereradio.com
Subject: FW: THE MEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

 

Poor serf conditions must have interfered with the original transmission.

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:
gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
Wednesday, January 29, 2003 6:35 PM
To:
'bglicklich@premiereradio.com'
Subject: THE MEEEK WITH TEETH SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH

 

Dear Sir/Madam,

 

I’m attempting to contact Dr. Laura. I too have a thing or tTOo against “evil” that I believe will do more than capture her and her listener’s imagination and would like if possible to speak with her directly.

 

One source for my credibility can be found by taking a look at the hyperlink which I label Timing. Dr. Laura can also reach me by calling 1-858-SEL-NEXT and please let her know that I’m selling nothing at this time other than a message that we shouldn’t be so caught up in our own self-importance[1].

 

The fact that I am a single heterosexual man shouldn’t have Dr. Laura’s husband or female listeners too rattled as I am well past the halfway stage of going completely bald, still managing, however, to rattle the cage of my own mother who wrote a series titled, The Importance Of Being A Woman[2].

 

Important to note that I have never once ridden on anyone’s coattails and Dr. Laura should know that I don’t lie, steal or cheat.

 

Sincerely yours,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

Ps – I’m not looking to compete butt I am currently finishing up my book titled, Manager Minute One that is a takeoff of the business book best-seller One Minute Manager while launching an array of websites aimed at getting folks to manage themselves from the getgo employing a number of proven techniques that when combined with a strong sense of spirituality can make wonderful things happen as in, eMANandDOG which in taking a leaf out of Quantum Mechanics and adding a sprinkle of manna which undoubtedly comes from heaven is GODdnaName and of course we shouldn’t moc God unless we understand as well as him the behavior of artificial light which includes negative numbers; never limited, however, by things like 12C calculators that have difficulty computing the square root of negative one which like any integer is real and imaginary but one does need every so often to blink twice to focus and of course take a deep breath when coming up for air.

 

DNA

Next tTOo

Breeding is everything

 

&

 

Sum

Things

Are

Built tTOo

Last.

Evolution?

 

Right now I am sitting on the Del Mar cliffs “freezing” my tail off as today’s Santa Ana winds have finally calmed down bringing those of us lucky enough to live down here into a reality check that even the sun may one day disappear.

 

Often love has a way of getting in the way but it is the white lies that stack up that cause the neurons to misfire which then forces folks to go around and around in circles looking for a break in the circuitry in order to renter the zone. There is order to everything but things run amock when we allow others to mess with our sequencing.

 

Zquestion is nothing more than one Work In Progress and my hope is that we have enough time left to complete the job before hell freezes over and of course anyone raised as I was in an orthodox Jewish home knows that hell is only here on earth. The early Christians most certainly though got it right when they advocated “Do unto thy neighbor’s children as you would want them to raise your kids without interference from folks who comment a lot” but of course us Jewish folk said, “10 is 10” and for the past 2000 odd years we have argued about this 11 thing but now we have the finally the Digital Age and then what, “If not now then when?...---…?

 

The Hot Water Wars we read about should really be called the Hot Saltwater Wars since they will kick off in the IID[3] that surrounds the Salton Sea which is now up for grabs. This “man-mad.” [sic] lake has a number of things in common with the Dead Sea in addition to being at around 33 degrees, the exceptions being that it lacks the tar and is not 1000 ft below sea level. While we are distracted by things like protecting our children from cigarette smoke we become blinded in our race to die the richest in the grave. Now is the time to put aside our differences and begin one race, cars to boot ever so carefully, i.e. no one can afford to be left behind, let alone out of work.

 

One can create time for work as well as play by understanding that a healthy mind multiplies the nerve ends, reducing stress and stretching out our time on earth in order for the foot race that lies ahead when we have to start at the back of line as God sets the pace. First though he hooks us up to monitors and downloads all the kuk we have done, weighs all the filth we have spewed and only those who have mostly done good get a spot on the starting line; the rest have nothing to look forward to other than to bide their time holding on to their chops[4].

 

Those, however, who have been indifferent or worse yet, have committed evil by spending most of their life lying stealing and cheating will return to earth, the indifferent filling up spots in the garden perhaps as a sunflower and of course we mustn’t get upset when we break potted plants and celebrate when our dogs pee on the bushes. And of course we all know that ants have more than a foothold on this earth to mention little of who exactly are the bottom fishers. Kosher food goes by the way side as we start to embrace tofu and stop fooling with the dishes and pay more attention to the quitters and the weiners.

 

It is time to level the playing field or we will all turn to stone and Christ only knows what really became of lot. How on earth could Professor Klein let alone the editors of the Los Angeles Times fail to see the Star of David so emblazoned on the Blombos rock is beyond me but come this Passover Dinner each one of us should be given the opportunity to ask not the 4 fukukta questions but to ask as Einstein did, “How many coincidences does it take before it is no longer a coincidence?” leaving the painstaking and boring Passover Dinner for the adults who fail to provide a full examination of their lives in the year since past.

 

In a matter of hours perhaps just a few days I will be placing up on my websites a series of Perfect Storms aimed at helping each one of us balance out the negatives by focusing on the positives knowing that for every negative there is at least one equal and positive reaction as first prescribed by the very first scientist-mathematician who said it best, “This and this equals that” and who for the very first time took mysticism and superstition out of the equation making things right and with a twist or tTOo we can get rid of all our “phat” [sic] and to hell with the folks who wear so many hats while failing to count their blessings, forgetting that it was God who gave of his inheritance and needed rest on the Sabbath.

 

Pythagoras understood more than number theory although like Einstein may not have been much of a mathematician but he was unquestionably an inspired magician who I believe also knew how to rock especially when one considers he too had a thing for smart and beautiful women. For all I know Jesus may have been the first hippie but I have yet to see a dog who is as much of a sweetie pie as my Pypeetoe who I hope doesn’t ever grow up to be as arrogant as our TOES. Our Maggie though has a way of keeping Tipeetoe in check.

 

Once one knows how to count the rest is all a bunch of boloney especially when considering we have now passed the threshold of having to KISS up to anybody least of all our politicians who are bought and paid for at taxpayers’ expense and then sum.

 

“Number is the essence of all things, good or evil” and why each one of us must band together and detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn’t come with a pointed tail and a pitched fork.

 

It is a little disappointing when folks in the media fail to pay attention to someone who knows a thing or tTOo about risk assessment but has also learned a thing or two from history about being the messenger of bad news to mention little of how I know how to play out my hand giving as well as taking much like one does when teaching a youngster how to play the game of chess which like the game of life is all about getting your opponent to play to your advantage to mention just in passing my little number theory becoming more commonly known as Guidance tTOo with each tick of the clock; space and time both coming at a premium.

 

It takes just a few clicks to turn the tables on folks that will have their heads spinning and their lights flashing as they fumble in the dark.

 

When we have a band of rapacious individuals in concert with a foreign conglomerate hijacking our political system by rigging gubernatorial elections in states like California that abounds in actors that look good but who simply read other people’s lines then perhaps it is time for a paradigm shift that has us all focused on resolving the problems of the world that have nothing whatsoever to do with race, color, religion or even economics but poor parental religious teaching. No time like the present for each one of us to start using our heads and let our fingers do the rest.

 

It is time to stop shifting and pointing fingers and understand that when we point we have 4 fingers pointing back. Our future doesn’t ly in the stars which are separating from us at light speed and then sum but in kicking butt here on earth and looking to the sand, the sea and the salt and putting the minds of some our greatest scientists and engineers to work to ferret out the core of this amazing perpetual motion machine and to eliminate things like the stock market which promote anything but a win-win situation when for every dollar made at least a dollar is lost and then some especially when one considers the opportunity cost of good folk being co-opted to do bad.

 

We lose not only time here on earth but a good spot in heaven when we allow both ourselves and this incredible planet to go to rot. We have one moment in time to get with the Xs. Light is knowledge and knowledge is light and once the genii within each one of us begins to focus on things like sun+wind+current=climate with the boost we now have coming from silicon it will be up to the rest of us less intelligent to get rid of the cons.

 

You have a shot at seeing the “smoking gun evidence” of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party before it becomes available to general public. Be advised that you are not the only person receiving this email.

 

Now go give Deryk a big hug and go do the right thing. I have to fly.

 



[1] I happen to own the website www.sellnext.com that limits the amount of time spent in addressing annoying calls coming from brokers who see themselves having to go back to selling insurance in order to make ends meet. Just earlier I received a call from a “Paul Butler” wanting to know, “where the house is located…would you be interested in any assistance?” He is one of the individuals copied on this email.

 

[2] I have a “travel companion” and we have been traveling thru life together for the past 9 years. She has many things in common with my mother but unlike my mother who will only debate someone who agrees with her, much like Rush Limbaugh who mostly argues with himself, my one “significant other” knows her math, is an artist’s dream and she can do more than simply paint great nudes. She is all that and an amazing mother to two all rolled up into one. She is as close as it gets to perfect although she has smoked a cigarette or tTOo in her time and still manages to find the time to put up with me. Neither woman to my knowledge has had plastic surgery although by the time my mother finishes reading my Manager Minute One she might turn to Ash which is how she began life. Her father, a great man, was Al Ash and he tTOo had this thing about holding on to cash. For all I know Zena Ash-Gevisser-Zulman [aka ZZ] could be now on to her third pet-husband since I haven’t spoken with her since my niece was born a week before this past Xmess, one day before my WOW celebration.

 

[3] AkA the Imperial Irrigation District which amazingly came through for Governor Davis. Shooting a tube Davis is a far cry of a man than my father, Bernard Nathan Gevisser, who was a fighter-bomber pilot during Word War II and not tTOo bad looking even when sober, and the greatest man I have ever known.

 

[4] It is mostly men who have behaved badly over the past 200 centuries although I know of a few women who put us all to shame; testosterone to simply keep in check and of course it is time for women to rule as they always have. It is just that someone forgot to mention this to the guys who wrote most of the bible’s commentaries.