From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Tuesday, January 28, 2003 2:12 PM
To: R G McLusky, RISDON HOSEGOOD

Cc: rest
Subject: Sea Crest

 

 

Dear Mr. McLusky,

 

Please release one thousand pounds to Valerie Coster who is copied on this email. She is the former owner of Seacrest a.a Ccrest and has been helping me get things squared away.

 

Some folks thought that the property I am helping to sell here in the United States at the website www.sellnext.com is this one property of mine in Minehead, England which will undoubtedly remain with me until my last day even if someone were to decide to strike a match and burn the place down, squatter’s rights to boot.

 

Mr. Russell Knight, my former manager, got a little carried away with himself and then sum. One customer recently told me that she was served “scones and tea” by a man sporting a “black eye[1]” and when one considers the mess Ms. Coster later inherited nothing would surprise me even if it turns out that whoever was serving this particular lady was wearing stockings and possibly had horns growing out of his ears. God only knows how it came to pass that Mr. Knight hadn’t caught wind of my nature when someone decides to go south on me and why God gave us two ears in order to keep our one mouth in check.

 

All my life I have gone from green pastures to even greener pastures beginning as far south as it gets simply by keeping my nose hairs trimmed and why anyone would want to burn me is beyond me although as a kid I placed my write hand under boiling water and the rest is history. No doubt there are some out there who want to see me resting permanently, the sooner the better; although the vast majority of folk seem to like what we have underway to mention little of us remaining on track to become the number one websites on the planet. One should no longer pay much attention to the counter at www.nextraterrestrial.com 4 there are forces at work that prevent you from seeing the full picture that lies behind more than a handful of screens.

 

Now there may be some folks screaming, certainly wondering if it is safe to visit the NextraTerrestrial website and I want to assure everyone that as long as they come in peace they are going to not only be entertained but leave without any broken bones but of course we even accept visa and mastercharge.

 

My style of doing business is starting to catch on with more and more people these days. Just one example is the SELLNEXT website that has property brokers all across the United States beginning not only to pay more attention to how property should be sold but more importantly the need to tell the truth upfront, for individuals to take responsibility for their biggest asset from the getgo to mention little of oneself first and foremost, before being able to help others, hence my book Manager Minute One, a takeoff of the business book best seller Manager Minute One.

 

Mr. Knight had no business visiting with you without providing you with more of his “game plan.” Naturally had he visited with you and told you the truth about what he was doing you most assuredly would have called the cops as well as signaling in the American troops flying overhead on their way to Pretoria, South Africa en route to Baghdad. Now I cannot tell you for certain that President Bush has picked up on the highly volatile state of affairs in South Africa these days which may in fact make the Hot Water Wars here in the Western United States pale in comparison for the simple reason he has yet to follow my suggestion that the S.C suspend trading of public companies.

 

I am copying Mr. Knight as well as a few others besides for Ms. Coster to let them know that when I mean business I mean business. In a matter of hours I will “lighting fires” along a variety of shores that will hopefully have folks everywhere paying more attention to how we need to go about solving the problems of the world that wars only serve to keep the folks on the far left in bed with their blood cousins on the far right, creating feeding frenzies that simply serve to keep the serfs doing all the fishing while the “phat so and sos[2]” [sic] huddle about playing pong.

 

As you know only one person has ever dared to file a lawsuit against me and he probably would have felt much better had I simply taken a baseball bat to his head given the pounding he received in court several months back. I am not, however, quite finished with Dr. Stewart and those allied with him. Even my lawyer who later approached me to pursue matters further against Dr. Stewart has perhaps become a little weak kneed given the ammunition that has been ever so carefully stored away, especially as he sees the thunder clouds grow ever so close to home.

 

Despite advancing Mr. Ashworth Esq. all the necessary funds to see a follow up lawsuit through to the end of the road my attorney has got somewhat lost perhaps missing in action although an assistant says he been on “vacation.” No one takes vacation on my nickel unless it is well deserved. Mr. Ashworth did rather well in court although it was Dr. Stewart’s second ex-wife who beat Dr. Stewart and his attorney to a pulp although in fairness Dr. Stewart and his attorney not only provided all the rope necessary but they seemed to derive great please as it got tighter and tighter around both their necks. Nothing though like “greased pulleys” bullies to boot.

 

A former attorney-colleague of mine Mr. King Golden Jnr. who is a friend and neighbor of Dr. Stewart and is copied on this email once told me about a client although he too may have been just a friend who ended up hanging himself while performing something along the lines of auto-erotic-hangover[3]. The way Mr. Golden described is as follows:

 

The individual generally ties a rope around his neck and then hangs the rope over the door and each time someone enters the room they either become erect or end up dead” [sic].

 

I can’t remember if this man Mr. Golden knew ended up dead or was just playing a joke on Mr. Golden who may have simply been high at the time. Mr. Golden though knows perfectly well that I am not kidding at this time. Unfortunately for him and his band of supporters the rule of law in the United States still remains supreme, however tattered it may be and of course he also knows I know my way around even the Supreme Court of the United States although I have yet to meet any of the justices[4].

 

I don’t know for certain as yet what has been holding up matters given Mr. Ashworth’s earlier eagerness to proceed but his chance at being part of the A team grabbing a hold of the brass ring is fast drawing to a close to mention little of my stored gold some of it dating back to the Geviseris shop and then sum. There have in fact been several violations of my proprietary website database which will undoubtedly be included in my claims against Dr. Stewart and/or his attorney who happens to be a friend of the father of my current attorney.

 

Nothing though beats a golden name let alone someone who has made it his business to grasp the real meaning of “shirt sleeves to shirt sleeves in 3 generations.”

 

You may want to stay tuned to eraider.com “The Buck Stops Here” as well as the www.nextraterrestrial.com website. Professor Brown is not yet out of the woods and I one appeared in an ice show called, “Babe’s in the wood.”

 

I can only thank God that we happened to have sitting in the judge’s seat a very fair man who may have in many ways more in common with Dr. Stewart, at least outwardly looking, than he did with me but he wasn’t, however, blinded by the utter nonsense that came from Dr. Stewart and his high priced attorney who right now is probably also shaking given the mixture I am currently sturing[5]. No doubt there are light forces at work and I continue to stay in trim although I may set sail with my friend Tony to the high seas soon.

 

Our Mr. Knight has not yet responded to the email I sent him back on December 17th and I doubt he will. In due course I will be updating a number of matters including a follow up to the “Dark Matter” matters but nothing is more important than my will right now. Mr. Devin Standard is the executor of my estate and he will keep you apprised on all those matters but no need to worry about me since I don’t plan on traveling all that much at least not on my Dukati. I screwed up the index finger on my left hand the other day while carrying a pile of wood. I am now off to see a doctor who it turns out used to be the doctor of my good friend Anne L. Miller who passed away on Christmas Day 2002.

 

Be well. See you soon.

 

Gary 

 

Ps – Please note my new email address.

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Ann Spry [mailto:ann@risdonhosegood3.inty.net]
Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 2:56 AM
To: Gary Gevisser
Subject: Sea Crest

 

Dear Mr Gevisser

I set out a summary of your client account.

                                                                                                                        Debit                                           Credit
                                                                                                                            £                                                   £

8.1.02      Retainer (x)                                                                                                                          X
11.1.02     Local Search Fee (West Somerset District Council)                  X
30.4.02     Official Search fee (Land Registry)                                                4.00
2.5.02      Purchase money proceeds (Mr G Gevisser)                                                                                     X
2.5.02      Part purchase money (Mr G Gevisser)                                                                                                X
10.5.02     Balance purchase money (Mr G Gevisser)                              X
28.5.02     Stamp Duty (Inland Revenue)                                                    X
14.6.02     Registration Fee (Land Registry)                                                  X

22.11.02     Risdon Hosegood account (attached, Excel document)                                                        
                (Costs £X; VAT £X; Bank fee £X; VAT £X)         X

22.11.02        Balance in hand                                                                  £2,641.08

To make sure that X inherits your property, you need to make a Will.

To place the property in her name as well as yours will require a Transfer Deed which will be registered at the Land Registry.

I regret that there is no such thing as a "quit claim" in this country. - Sorry.

Yours sincerely


R G McLusky
RISDON HOSEGOOD

 

intY has scanned this email for all known viruses (www.inty.com)

 


[1] The executor of my estate is a Black man by the name of Devin Standard. He recently tossed a fast ball to a white mate of his who is supposedly high up amongst the upwardly mobile Democrats. In due course I will be communicating with this out of touch liberal who goes by the name “Polie.” Devin doesn’t really need my input when dealing with such garbage given his renaissance breeding to mention little of his more than “able bo.red” of supporters who no doubt would support him were he to decide to throw his hat into the next presidential race although he might first consider the California State House since I suspect a spot might first open up in “Sacramentoe

” [sic] which is located in northern California.  Once I know where Devin’s father stands on a couple subjects that interest me things should get rather interesting considering he presides over some 68,000 odd attorneys. Can’t wait for that email list.

[2] My hope is that this real estate agent, aka Lvd, will not be livid with me as she realizes that my approach to selling property improves efficiencies all the way around and rarely do I raise my voice these days unless the person keeps repeating themselves and then I hang up. Conversations with brokers who call about “my travel companion’s” house used to take about 15 seconds on average and are now down to no more than 5 seconds, a 67% savings of both our times. Once I know the person calling is a broker I simply give the broker the website address and hang up. One broker later called me up wanting to find out if her relatives who also came from Vilnius in Lithuania and had a similar sounding name to me were related. We haven’t even been able to find out what happened to our dead relatives let alone help someone else link up with their past.

 

One relation who happens to have a genealogy website has requested that I take him off my email list. Unfortunately right now I am having a little difficulty with the settings on my computer but once my programmer Adam who happens to have the same last name as my cousin Mr. Tucker who might now get a lot more hits to his website.

 

The call looking for lost relatives lasted all of 15 seconds once I got this very sweet lady back to my website to email me from there. Once folks realize that I know a thing or tTOo about the billboard business courtesy of a woman who dated Ted Turner for some 15 odd years as well as a short business stint up in Oakland, California they may understand one aspect of my insight, billboards to boot, The Internet to embrace and never to kick a gift horse in the mouth and to heck with weiners.