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PS - The shame Mr. Manuel
will be on you should you fail to respond in a timely manner and certainly I
wont be "consecratly" attending your funeral nor can you
rely on me to carry your “Hurst” [sic].
Gary S. Gevisser
Sincerely,
I look forward to hearing from you… NEXT.
Once you have that ring, once you get to see the interconnecting circles
then you will understand even more how I can help you attain the brass ring.
Butt it is your call.
The second step Mr. Manuel is to offer a significant
reward that leads to the arrest and conviction of the ringleaders that profited
from the collapse of the South African Rand.
Butt, I got the math down and I understand physics
better than I have ever let on butt with that said nothing turns me on more
still than a woman with a great a figure, the “write woman who can draw tTOo”
[sic] that is, so go figure that one out.
Beware!
The boxer
is about
to hit you
with his write!
My eldest brother may have had published in
"This government is worse than the previous
government; they have picked up the worst habits and thrown out the bathrooms
along with the kitchen sink replacing tubs with SUVs, SUBS, tanks, missiles to
know where but to their bedfellows Saddam, Gadfly to boot, elected officials
who are not simply pigs at the trough but worse don't even know how to cover
their tracks; such feasts of fools only know from playing pong" [sic].
If one listens carefully to the white South African
conversation today you will hear,
This, Mr. Manuel is your final heads up.
Why would anyone smart want to hang out with a bunch
of losers and whiners, and I am not simply talking about the Jews? Anyone who
is not part of the solution is part of the problem and that is what we should
all be focused on right now.
Soon as the world’s population mix more together we
will all stop with “tees”
[sic] stereotypes. The sooner we all begin to think as being part of a new
tribe the better off will those who belonged to the lost tribe feel. Rest
assured those folks are long since gone assuming they had yiddisha
kops to begin with.
One thing about Jewish people is that they don’t seem
to have the same problems with alcohol abuse as other groups, butt they seem to
find other ways to compensate. They whine a lot tTOo to mention in
passing their bigger butts and Christ those stomachs, “Head up, shoulders back,
stomach in and buttocks tightened” is what my mother used to tell her models.
[She had few Jewish models.]
And yes sum Jewish people can also make love and when
they are united there a few around who can deliver the shots and they can make
okay doctors tTOo. That profession, though, is also about to get a realty check
but just like everything out there it is not our intention to destroy, not even
a terrorist cell, unless we know for certain that we can do things better.
Hopefully you and others will make certain he get-s
taken care of good. I will be out there in due course. My father understands
that I have other pressing matters to attend to.
Dwight Kroesch who may have
been the very first pilot to have dropped troops into
My mother and stepfather who were there at the dinner
said he had been drinking
quite a lot. David Gevisser was playing pong while my father and great men like
Syd Cohen and Dwight
Kroesch gave the jerries
hell and then sum for they also got the best looking women although my father
has yet to acknowledge that either.
Mark Gevisser’s father who I
believe still heads up one of the quasi government organizations involved with
what remains of the timber industry after folks like Charles Engelhard came calling, once referred to me as “naïve.” I was not
there at the time but had I been there I might have sent him packing to
My cousin, Mark Gevisser is also a good storyteller
who has at least on one accession that I know of also got his facts wrong.
Perhaps Mark Gevisser, despite saying words to the effect that the "Jewish
community could have done more" is simply too close to the wood to see the
fire that is burning bright. In other words there are enough bright folks
outside of
I don’t think you know Trevor Goldberg but lately I
have been mentioning his name quite a bit. He was one of my “failed students” from university who picked up more bad habits than
what I had hoped for. He is quite a storyteller but doesn’t always check things
out before opening his mouth.
Just to let you know despite “Crazy David’s” sincere
email thanking me for taking him off the hook, he is not one of my references
although he is someone who somehow also manages to surround himself with
beautiful women, the same with our mutual buddy Trevor, one of my failed
students from the
I am extending my reach both to you and Tony Leon;
that includes my left hand that I write with butt make no mistake I know how to
use my “write” [sic]. I have references here in the
So should you decide to remain silent I will simply
assume you are deaf, dumb and blind butt make no mistake the thunder will come
down, raining and pissing on your parade as you get marched out of town.
I can give you references in
Dirty bombs is a dirty business and no doubt you will
have received an offer or tTOo on one of your many travels overseas although I
don’t suspect an Iraqi government official would be allowed in through the
front door, red carpet treatment et al. And I am sure they would also enjoy
watching a game of rugby from one the many boxes for the ruling elite. Again,
this is not the time to sweep stuff under the rug.
This is not the time to drown one’s sorrows by going
on the binge certainly you are not going to be able to spend your way out of
this problem. The first thing you need to do is to button down the hatches.
Butt to do that you need to stop wearing so many different hats and focus on the truth. There is no time to play
political musical chairs because if one person gets left out that one person
could dislodge more than just one other person.
Again, we need to start from the bottom up and it
doesn't take me very long to gauge to what extent the fish rots from the head
down. My success rate is quite remarkable. I have in fact a 100% success rate
in uncovering "SCAL fraud" where the requirements of proving scienter
are higher than your average blue-collar crime. The better
the evidence the better the proof.
I figured that if land mammals found a way to survive
in the oceans so will I.
NextraTerrestrial gives you a better sense from where I
am coming And where I intend to go is before of course
ending up amongst the fishes. Professor
Klein just happened to be first on the list and you see this “war front”
displaying the course of events starting at the beginning. All other war fronts
will start with the most current first and then workings backwards.
It is time for you to graduate from being in a rut
because if you don’t we will all end up as rat food. There are many things I
have on my plate right now butt nothing more important than this because if
South African goes down the tubes so goes the rest of the world, i.e. Footsak not to be
confused with those who spend most of their time tooting, shooting the breeze,
raining on other peoples’ parades.
According to Jewish law to destroy someone’s
reputation without just cause is amount to murder. To allow those who commit
heinous crimes a free pass is tantamount to being an accomplice.
I simply will not stand by and see you continue to be
an “uncle Tom.” For all I know you could be just as brain dead as Dr. Verwoed to mention little of that doctor that got away with
murder.
I want to give you every option I can without you
trying to find wiggle room that will simply waste time. But if you decide to
ignore me, if you decide to continue to play it fast and loose you can kiss
your tochas goodbye and with it any hope of reaching
a peaceful solution.
It is time for you to get with the program or you and
many innocent South Africans and perhaps the rest of world is going to end up
in smoke, ashes to boot.
These folks have not only skinned your peoples alive,
they have taken all the meat off the bones and they are still not satisfied and
until they have eaten up all your nerve cells to boot. I do get combative when
folks ignore me. All DARK MATTER
concerns me.
Of course they have their minions on
Don’t you see the absurdity of the situation, that
here these folks who were instrumental in wrecking havoc on your peoples are
able to come and go as “the-y” [sic] please within the borders of South Africa
and yet they cannot even land legally at JFK airport in New York.
Folks like you who travel about, a chick here, an egg
or two for breakfast, perhaps even a waffle to mention little of the French
wines, and “phat French fires” [sic] although it is
possible you get to chew on South African vintage vines. At times I have to
wonder whether Mr. Mbeki has had more than his fair share and perhaps you tTOo,
compliments of the “Openwiners and Co” [sic].
Again, I consider the risks in
And right now there isn’t much elasticity left in this
market place and perhaps this is what others including the “Son” [sic] have been trying
to tell us since the beginning of time. Without light we are all done and we includes you and me. I bet though I can hold my breath longer
than you, wouldn’t you agree or has the cat bitten you
yet, what about your “god” [sic]?
Some folks have placed that definition on me. Given
what I understand of the sun and the oceans including what I believe to be the
“draining” of the greenery within the oceans, perhaps being called “bi-polar”
[sic] isn’t all that bad, certainly I understand the markets better than most
and what forces provide the most flexibility.
To understand the behavior [of] light one has to
understand all the elements that go into understanding “artificial light” which
include-s negative numbers which in turn include-s obscure numbers like the
square root of negative one. The sun itself “in fact be both” [sic] a negative
and a positive what some might refer to as “bi-polar.”
In sum other email I have expanded on this using “what
ifs” as in “what if the wind is small particles of sun much like a fart is
small particles of your parents farts which have yet to escape into outer
space?”
SUN + WIND + OCEAN
CURRENTS = CLIMATE
The evidence against you folks is crystal clear and
should the noise of the masses reach the right crescendo it will disintegrate,
water and all. I saw an exhibition of seahorses recently and besides for these
magnification creatures that grabs the attention of kids like nothing else I
have seen there was also an equation that caught my eye;
While I have been writing this email I have received
several calls from folks who know me better than most including my own family
members. These folks have been reading some of my emails; more importantly they
are familiar with my “work product” that only few have seen and even less have
understood up until more recently. Butt I do have an uncanny ability to ferret out stuff
often coming up with conclusions and then working backwards to get the
solutions as well as gathering the evidence.
Right now I run my business as a sole proprietor
although I have designated about 25% of the profit sharing to others who have
helped me along the way. In time my plan is to set up a charitable foundation
which will be eventually be owned by “the people.”
The “collection fee” that I will be proposing will be
less than anything you would imagine, certainly a king’s ransom less than what
investment bankers would charge even those who are soon to be out of business.
Moreover they don’t have the credibility or the means to deliver the “lefts and
the writes” [sic] in combination with knockout punches.
I am not doing this to enrich myself; God knows I
still have more than I need right now. Much of what I gave away over the years
was to those in need but mostly it was to folks who know how to make things
happen, who can turn a buck into sumthing more than sweeping stuff under
the carpet and then making out like “bandids” [sic].
Moreover, I have a strong self-image to go along with my resources which remain
still pretty substantial. AND yes if need be I can sell myself.
You should know that I mean well; more important
perhaps is the fact that I also believe in “free markets.” I intend to help you
folks out of this delirium by acting as a conduit. We can work out a fee
arrangement later. I don’t come cheap but I am willing to operate on the basis
of “shareware.” If you think I am helping you turn the ship around then I
expect the people of South Africa will show their gratitude so that we can help
out other brothers in need.
Back in 1995
Tony showed my folks and I around the houses of parliament in
I am also copying Tony Leon who I have known a while
but even Tony is only now starting to get a sense of what I am about to do.
Now is the time to get smart and yes perhaps act a little crazy without losing it altogether.
It is a difficult balancing act; but I have been there, done it.
It is all in the digits. Each one of us is connected
to the other through our fingers. Our fingerprints say it all. The beginning of
time can all be found on the hand and the watches are simply a modern day
convenience. Those properly in tune, however, know there is more to our lives
that there is a meaning out there but first we have to come together in order
that we have an endless ride, summer is just around the corner in South Africa.
Mr. Manuel, get off your high horse. You have been
quite arrogant and perhaps you have kept yourself in decent shape but you are
not in good enough shape to run this one out, certainly you wont get away from
my ridicule. If need be I will buy a newspaper in South Africa and if you take
issue with that, well then all bets are off and I will simply go right to the
my time tested way of reaching the masses digitally.
In
This is not a time to pussy foot around, going from
one meeting to the next trying to stay ahead of the curve. Unless you begin
immediately to address the problems in a forthright manner you are going to be
done. And you will suffer the consequences of being “bought and paid for” even
if you have in fact done nothing wrong other than being very stupid.
Mr. Manuel, I am simply doing what I think is the right thing and in time hopefully those family
members who disagree will be around to voice their disagreements. So far not
one family member has yet to disagree, certainly not in writing.
If you don’t follow everything I am saying have my
cousin Mark translate and then have him email his thoughts if he is so bold as
to disagree. I once played pong with my cousin a decade or so again and I made
him eat his hat then. Today I will feed him live to my Pypeetoe although
Pypeetoe might very well go for him. Pypeetoe is very non-discriminating when
it comes to guys. He seems to have a real problem though with girls going
through puberty.
I have several stories to tell and word is already
beginning to leak out that I am the guy that has the goods. Some of the “goods”
which I will share with the world is making some folks very nervous including
members of my own family.
For one thing we have not properly launched but make
no mistake we have a game plan that has been tried, proven and there is no
doubt it will reach the masses. I believe all it is going to take is one large
truth. AND the truth is there are no choices that anyone under age 22 would
believe today, certainly nothing coming out of the mouths of politicians like yourself.
Devin’s picture doesn’t appear to come out when you
click onto my website, but there are a number of things about my next website
that are not all that apparent “byte it
will be very transparent” [sic].
Again, for the umpteenth time I never let my formal
education interfere with my learning. Today, I have at my side a core group of
very talented individuals including the executor of my estate Devin
Standard. Check out some of the things he is doing in one area that will
very likely revolutionalize the way in which we move over water.
Butt they have to have been in tune from the very
start. I never said a word until I was 3, recognizing early
on the motion of the waves, that God gave us two ears and one mouth that we
should listen twice as hard as we speak.
The only people I know who may have managed to deal in
some way with this incredible psychological trauma are those who surf, where
the forces of the waves act as a washing machine, turning things inside out,
blasting away all notions of time and space.
Some may do okay on IQ tests but they are essentially
brain dead. Anyone who did his, not her, military service who did so much as
salute one Nazi South African commander will have suffered in sum form or
another.
Anyone schooled in
I have kept a pretty low profile listening carefully to
some of the things that my mother Zena Gevisser imparted to me. Unlike my
mother who never once had a bad hair day to mention little about never having
had a negative article written about her I know how to reach the masses in a
competitive media environment. My mother was very smart but she also taught us
not to idolize anyone, at least those basics tenets of Judaism that stuck to me.
The person that was perhaps the first in modern
history to do it was Ida Tarbell a journalist at the turn of the 20th
Century who went after John D. Rockefeller. I though may have more credibility
than Ms. Tarbell especially once folks start to see
my work product over the past quarter of a century.
In my quest to bring balance into the markets I have
developed “laser guided” tools aimed at hitting folks where they hurt most,
their pride and the fear of being exposed for what they are. I am not the first
to have had success with this measure.
Now don’t wait for tomorrow to get moving on this,
don’t think taking two aspirin is going to make it all go away. If need be I
will take out an ad in the coming Sunday Times to get this message across. You
have exactly 24
hours in which to respond.
My suggestion is that you have your troops immediately
positioned at the airports checking everyone coming and going and have them
produce a financial statement “DNA then ask for
a charitable contribution” [sic].
You have to move at lightning speed to get the folks
like the “Oppenwhiemers, the Anton Rapacious et al”
[sic] and yes there are quite a few Jewish families as well that now have to
face up to their sins and begin to pay the piper. I am copying sum of these
folks on this email.
Mr. Manuel you have very few choices. They are in fact
slim and none, other than starting to get with the program which means taking a
some very radical measures including going after the folks who have been the
greatest beneficiaries of the governments handouts going back to the year dot.
Here we have scientists all over the world since the
beginning of time looking for a “Perpetual Motion Machine” and each one of us
have that power to the magnitude of 10 in the palm of our hands. No go figure
that on the “Moses scale” [sic] and then don’t forget to put out the match
after you have finished smoking your Durban Poison.
The fingers are an amazing extension of ourselves. On the one hand they can be used to perform
miraculous twists while in surgery, and the same hand can also wipe the butt
that then can be used to spread all sorts of infectious diseases that
ultimately come full circle when the patients line up to have their thyroids
removed.
Tell me Mr. Minister when you sit down with Omar do
you worry if he may have spiked the food? One of the things that I never seemed
to understand about Jessie Jackson is why he would bother spitting into white
peoples’ dinner when he used to work in a restaurant. Why not simply fart on
the food or better yet take the rim of the plate into the bathroom and you know
do the same old thing that one can do with fine crystal.
Today Mr. Clinton is in bed with a group of guys that
I am already engaged in battle with on another front. This front is called
Perfect Storm III. Please Mr. Minister don’t wait
around for sum else to come to your aid, i.e. my enemy’s enemy is my friend.
Remember you don’t have the slightest, not the foggiest idea of whether the
American Democrats are your friends and that is why you suck up to folks like Gadfly,
wouldn’t you agree?
And you really think the masses are going to stand for
your kindergarten methods of putting the horse back in the stable. You no doubt heard about the
nut who bolted after screwing off with everything
including the bathtub and the kitchen sink?
AND who will have access to all the weaponry you have
been so crazy enough to have bought these past few years fighting exactly who?
While your leader hypothesized the inextricable linkage between HIV and AIDS or
whether this was just more of the same “white bread” which may in fact affect
the brain, although when our youngster misfires we now
put it down to the tide. So, Mr. Minister what exactly do you think your “handlers”
have been doing?
In my opinion, though, the biggest risks are in fact
in
I did run into him a second time in the same elevator
butt this time I was the only one smiling.
I cant remember who got out
of the elevator first but had he paid attention to where I was going then he
would most likely have taken quite a dump. He was later rejected or as it is
commonly known “diesed” [sic] by the governing board.
I replied, “I’m a problem solver. I stick to knitting,
ferreting out corporate fraud and whathaveyou.”
He responded, “Yes, I am looking forward to it. So
what else do you do?”
I replied, “No just visiting an elderly couple who
pretty much like to keep to themselves. They don’t really take kindly to
strangers, rarely go out alone. The quietness of this building suits
them.”
He answered, “No but I hope to. Do you live here?”
I said to him, “I haven’t seen you here before, do you
live here?
Mr. Perelman was attempting to be accepted into this
upscale building as a “tenant” although he would have paid millions, probably
well north of 10 bundles for his unit. We greeted each other although he didn’t
know who I was but I was well aware of what he was all about, more importantly
what the rest of the “well to do” at the corner of 64th and 5th
Avenue had in store for him.
Back in late December of 1993 although it may have
been early the next year I happened to be in the same elevator as The “Kinadle King” who is about to take a big fall. Kinadles are a Jewish delicacy to stunt Jewish growth
particularly in the upper hemisphere, at a minimum they keep the cardiologist
in the family making a healthy living.
Over time we have all become shell-shocked. Now though
is our opportunity to learn from the past and apply the lessons that have
wrecked havoc with our psyches and apply ingenious ways to attack those who
wish us harm and there are really just a handful of madmen out there like
Saddam Hussein and rapacious folks like Ronald “The Finagle King” Perelman who
by stealing billions and billions have the masses not knowing whether they are
coming or going.
I have pondered many questions about why we are what
we are and how come we never seem to break away from the old tried traditions
that keep repeating themselves time and again. If we simply paid more attention
to nature we would all pick up a lot, it seems to me.
My experience with caged animals includes the staged
animals I came across at Mala Mala
soon after visiting with you. Pypeetoe’s tail stays pretty straight as he runs
circles around all of us. Click on below to see him doing his stuff. Mostly
though he likes to run on the beach and every so often I take him out
bodysurfing. And then I have to make up, to rebuild the trust,
i.e. things will not necessarily go on for infinity despite what the movies
depict otherwise.
That tail is what gives the animals their balance and
we have a chocolate lab that actually uses her tail to propel herself like a
windmill and then to stop she manages to change the direction but she is
starting to get older. Certainly she cannot keep with our Pypeetoe who is the fastest animal
I have seen in the wild unless of course he is day dreaming that he is sum sort
of Egyptian God.
And remember it is not all the whites that have
continued to plunder and in fact it was not all the whites that plundered
during the Apartheid regime nor was it only blacks who suffered terribly; many
whites have suffered, just look at my buddy who I refer to as Bruce Lee.
Just like not all American corporate executives are crooks, just like not all
SCALLYS are like Bill Lerach and Melvyn Weiss. Butt in the end when you have an
outraged mass, the more tightly that unit is assembled the bigger the
explosion.
So, Mr. Manuel, whose neck do you think the
black masses of
Today though she has
quite the helping hand, a young French Canadian man who also comes from
Like with real estate, the fashion business is all
about location location location.
Where you buy your goods is where the profit is made and where it usually
remains, for just another rainy day.
The Nationalist Government were
no different to Milberg Weiss who require that all other SCALLYs
pay a toll in order to play. Click on below to see Peter Elkind
of Fortune Magazine and his not-so-kind take “off
Bill Lerach” [sic].
The former government despite its Nazi ties was not
some efficient industrial machine; they simply knew how to grease the wheels
while having others telegraph their punches. The well heeled produced the
wheels who simply paid the gatekeepers to play while keeping the masses at bay,
soon though they are all going to have to pay the piper.
Most South Africans I know who left
So please be gentile with how you deliver this message
to your boss. I don’t even have my cousin’s email to give him a heads up. I
will leave it to one of my other cousins to serve him the honors and “audivers”
to boot. I just love this last picture. There is actually the sound of the
scooter that comes with it but I have yet to work out how to make that happen.
Most people who know what I am about very rarely avoid
my calls. I have now spoken twice with Mr. Tony Leon
to apprise him of what’s in store. Mr.
It is not like you were born on another planet that
you needed x-ray vision to see what the former Nationalist Nazi
Government were capable of, more to the point you didn’t need to be a rocket
scientist to know that they were simply set up from the start without a prayer
of staying a true
course even if in fact your mother convinced you that your were a rocket
scientist and could reach the stars.
When I met with you in 1995 you were the Minister of
Trade and Industry and I knew then that you were over your head; the fact that
you would allow the vestiges of the Broderbund, SAITEX to acquire an
organization that if properly run would have resulted in the right "tip
toe-ING" [sic] of
foreign capital coming into the country says it all. [Around
and around the marberry bush, i.e. Perfect Storm VI.]
In
I wonder if sheep’s milk attracts as many ants as cow milk? So what do you think Mr. Minister about my letter to
the smart professors Kelly and Price? Why do you think they have failed to
respond to my emails? How much of a knut
do you think I am considering the beautiful women I could be spending my time
with to mention little about the fact that I am now missing a barbeque on the
beach with the Willis Brothers?
Those in power hope that the majority of players will
be focused on what is happening around the ball and not pay attention to the
negative space. It is though in the negative space where the games are really
played, the deals within deals the deals behind closed doors, wouldn’t you
agree?
We probably only agree on things more than 50 percent
of the time these days; at one point, however, it was only 50% and she is very
good at math and she can also keep count. What about you? What would your wife
or is it ex-wife have to say about you and your ability to make ends meet?
It is all about how we touch one another that is most
important to me rather than finding a way to skirt the tax laws of the
countries that are only designed to stop the "have knuts"
[sic] from getting at the haves. At sum point I will go into why no one blinks
an eyelid when using terms like “off balance sheet” accounting or “off shore
bank accounts” yet if only they were to squint their eyes we would all see
pretty much the same thing. It is all in the “values” the whites, the grays and
of course you are getting it, yes the non-color black.
He seems to look at me before hand as if asking first
for approval. My travel companion who knows that I am pretty good when it comes
to picking up after the dog although she still calls me “Nanny boy” around the
house even though we don’t live together. Even if we were to get married one
day it is unlikely we would live together. And of course if your plans call for
traveling most of the year it doesn’t seem to make a whole lot of difference
unless of course you have to start worrying about things like being
“domiciled.”
Make no mistake Mr. Minister you are not going to be
the only person reading this email either. If you look carefully at the photo
you will see Pypeetoe in the foreground rummaging for sumthing to eat or
perhaps just another leg to pee on. Actually he is very good when it comes to
doing both his business #1 and business #2 where he will it seems try and find
a bush off the sidewalk before doing his thing.
Yes
Minister Manuel I have thing about Jewish people who play it fast and loose
butt I don’t discriminate against only Jewish people who wreck havoc with the
minds of those most impoverished and you don’t have to be poor to have your
mind wrecked with. All it is takes is constant distraction and even the most
intelligent, those who eat right, who exercise regularly can have their brains
turned to mush.
The executor of my estate, Devin Standard who is married
to a Danish lady recently told me this story about a wealthy pig farmer in
By early June of 1999 when I realized that I couldn’t
move the mountain where the 1000-pound gorilla lay perched I decided to create
enough of a magnetic field that would attract other SCALLYs
who were a little hungrier and no doubt at least equally competent.
Fortunately, I happened to find one firm that also had integrity. On October 1st
1999 with less than 2 hours to go before the statue of limitations was to run
out the lawsuit against Revlon and its finaglers got filed. Happiness
is...
No one Mr. Manuel wants to be seen as being an ass
although for some reason many have a thing about shows like Jerry Springer who
simply “kick ass” while the executives “kiss ass” of those that control the
media. And it is not the Jews who control the purse strings although every so
often you come across a name like Tisch although I
have no idea even if he was barmitvahed but who cares
what religion someone wears on their lapels since they can be so easily removed
at will which is really where the “rubber meats the toad” [sic],
wouldn’t you agree? [I just got a mountain cabin where a particular toad is
endangered.]
Please understand that I see nothing wrong with
marriages of convenience. In fact it is my goal to make things more convenient
for everyone including yourself. God knows you still
want a home to come to after the wee hours of the morning. And even if you
don’t have aspirations for the top spot certainly you wouldn’t want to deprive
your children to be the best that they can be. Certainly you would agree that
by you having a good self image it will enable them to stand taller, less
ridiculing at school and whathaveyou.
“Murdoch’s finest”, however, had the last word and
“best efforts” was taken out of the final agreement, “because Gary ‘best
efforts’ have been interpreted by American courts to be ‘anything short of bankrupting the company.’” I was not
aware of this at the time and thought to myself prior to being enlightened that
finally the American justice system had got it right; that if it could be
proven that a party had failed to provide its ‘best efforts’ then it should be
forced to give up everything including their first born.
As I am sure you are aware Mr. Manuel, JVs are quite
difficult to pull off given the fact that one has to be clear upfront how and
under what circumstances the JV would be dissolved. It is one thing to divorce
a wife, even more difficult to break up a business partnership but a joint
venture involving corporate entities let alone foreign corporate entities
requires the wisdom of Solomon and the patience of
Job. “Best efforts” seemed to me a standard anyone in the world would
understand and so I drew my line in the sand.
At the time of our negotiations Murdoch was having a
few problems getting even the English conservatives to go along with his plans
to own the world and of course he who doesn’t have a hand in soccer is simply
playing pong. Naturally, you now know having crisscrossed the globe a far cry
from Cato manor although had you known those parts as well as me you would know
how to have better dealt with me, i.e. “he who controls
water, controls the land, steals the money.” So who has been stealing the
treasury on your watch?
Not included in this bio [forgot to attach] is a deal
I hammered out back in 1998 during the World Cup in France after dinner at one
of Paris’ better restaurants when negotiations began in earnest with one of
Rupert Murdoch’s finest. To make sure I didn’t miss anything I had our lawyer
in northern California vet the deal since it was only late afternoon her time.
I had to overcome not only the late hour pressures and effects of wine, butt the
male bonding that occurred between a former Fox Network executive who was now
heading up a spin-off of the Murdoch empire and my partner who was the critical
link to the FIFA family, birthday parties, however a must.
As a kid I just use to LAP it all up waiting for the fireworks to begin.
Watching as the conversations moved back and forth between the sublime,
subliminal to eventually when all hell would break loose when folks who are used
to having it all their way suddenly run out of things to say. I cannot remember
once there being a quintet time during any meal I had at home or at any one of
my friends where there was silence simply enjoying the moment and giving thanks
quietly. The distractions were all so important in terms of everyone putting up
a front knowing full well that there were no logical
rationale-s for tolerating the situation other than that of “survival” i.e.
survival of the fittest, those with might, with nothing whatsoever to do with
that which was right.
Were it not so tragic it was incredibly hilarious
seeing the mixture of art, human nature constantly at odds with broken light
bulbs the only record of events, and of course in you believe in God then he
might have downloaded the data in real time having already figured out that the
speed of light speeds up in a “vacuum” [sic], tubes to
boot, Love that Pink Lipstick Mr.
“Finagle King” Perelman? [Sources tell me Mr. Perelman has now heard of me, so
I figure why not simply say “bonjour pous-sin.”]
Look the English have their Etons
which supply their Oxfords who then give it to the black masses in Africa in
the shorts after making a deposit for their despot leaders in Switzerland and of
course I am sure the folks in Singapore have the
same nominee bank account system that has worked for “ions” [sic] in Europe.
The world as you must now have realized is a bunch of traders. I even read
something about European prostitutes having made their way to Johannesburg.
The Revlon
Make Up chess game began with a very straightforward posting on the
Internet back on June 10th 1999 and ended on November 4th,
1999 with a letter to a Ms.
Grant one of the “Group of 9” analysts who were covering Revlon which was
by this time a rather overdone Make Up
company. The cartoon, however, said it best, wouldn’t you agree?
I didn’t notice any analysis along these lines in the
commission you folks set up to investigate those who played pong recently with
the few remaining assets “let” [sic] in South Africa assuming of course you
have already taken measures to cancel all forward contracts of precious metals?
I’m assuming and then I promise not to assume anything
any more in this email that you asked the authorities who manage the affairs of
South Africa’s trading partners to provide you with the “before”
and “after”
pictures, i.e. the balance sheets of those companies doing business with South
Africa at the time of the “run” on the South
African Rand.
I don’t know who is preparing your briefs these days, certainly I hope you have someone more qualified than
when you and I last met. You know the expression “horses
for courses” although you realize that it is the jockeys who hold most of
the cards, who are the ones more likely to play it “fast and
loose” and yet when a horse goes down most of our concern is with the
jockey who at a minimum had to understand somewhat of the odds, wouldn’t you
agree?
Do you know what the going rate is on “slotting
fees” in South African supermarkets these days? Mr. Minister this is important
stuff, certainly as important as getting your assistant to help you make it to
the train
on time.
There are these chocolates with peanut butter on the
inside with the outside shaped like the shell of a peanut that I used to love.
They were called Knuts and were made by Beacon, a
South African company. Despite its success with folks like myself it never,
however, caught on with the American public. Some blamed the name. What’s in a
name is important butt I would have thought that once someone chewed into
one they would realize immediately that they had bit in tTOo more than
what they bargained for. No matter how big a “byte”
[sic] they took without swallowing they would likely be hooked, line and
sinker, i.e. Never judge a book by its cover unless
you have radar vision.
I am also interested in seeing the flurry of
electronic wire transfers that emanate from those shores both prior to and
immediately following a large currency move, different and apart from the “vowel movements”
[non-sic t-h-ree] you might experience when listening to Eminem. Do you like M & Ms?
[There is a video I very recently received over the
Internet that depicts a rather horrific act involving though two consenting
adults. Given the fact that this email could soon be viewed by millions if not
billions of impressionable kids I will defer showing you this scene for when we
next meet. We continue to be amazed by the number of hits our one website is
getting, especially when one considers the maize one has to go through in order
to separate the wheat from the chaff.]
I’m glad that you at least made it back from your trip
back east and I am assuming you managed to bring back with you “sum yen” [sic]
although I am not sure what currency they use in Singapore. I was recently
telling my “stepson” that the folks there tend to frown on gum
chewing which tends to distract from the rest of their corporal punishment.
I have yet to visit
Dear Mr. Manuel,
Attention: Mr. Trevor Manuel.
Subject: Call
to arms, leading
with our wh--r-ites.
To: Patti. Smith [secretary to
Sent:
From: Gary S. Gevisser
