From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, August 13, 2004 4:23 PM
To: Tenants of 1431 Stanford Street, Santa Monica, California, United States of America
Cc: rest; Rabbi Abner Weiss; Del Mar Times; Po-Li; JRK@class-action-law.com; Dad; Jeff Smith
Subject: Next Symposium {:}....cheap...{:}

Please increase your monthly rent by 1.3% + $11 effective September 1^st.

U may have noticed that I need to update the City of Santa Monica’s records with your accurate rent since u began renting your units after I believe January 1996 when we were allowed to increase the rents of vacant units to market.

Again, I repeat to both of u the question u have painstakingly avoided?

What do u recall our verbal agreement when I rented you your respective apartments without taking any bribe monies no mention to the best of my recollection anything about sex a` trios is out of the question! be4 entering this one of a kind love nest, specifically as it applied to you leaving when I simply asked?

Again, your deafening silences on what was only morally binding, not legally enforceable, speaks volumes, agree?

At the risk of coming across as arrogant I have a rather impressive track record of taking care of folks who battle, thru no fault [of their own] that I am capable of seeing to get by in this “Dog eat God” [sic] world, never would I dream of putting a dog out on the street but when I consider the helpless, those without 2 legs, 2 feet, 2 arms 2 heads,,,, I am back,,, mostly a vacuum of space between their ears that I could be helping, perhaps making good use of their brains to conduct a direct experiment of the speed of light assuming their brains r not a perfect vacuum, so appreciative of my good nature who would have been willing to pay me at least a “handsum” [sic] smile

and if missing their tongue to nod “back and forth” appreciatively for the opportunity I have afforded u both, I just want to vomit.

Again, I could be mistaken and u could have sent me an email that got lost amongst my paperwork expressing how much u love as well as like me and my poor, poor dog, Pypeetoe who spends most of the time these days out on the street, whimpering ever so pitifully the result of landlord extraordinaire, Jeff Simple Smith enforcing his property rights to keep my dog off his piece of dirt, thinking that because he is so incredibly good looking it is okay to fart up my residence, ugh!

And u Ms. Erma who shrouds yourself in Jewish orthodoxy so quick to tell the world of your friendship with Rabbi Abner Weiss’ current wife who while practicing psychology has yet to figure out why u cannot get along with a room mate who would again be of the kind willing to do “the right thing” not to forget my very good friend, poor, poor, hurting Derrick Beare once lived in your 2 bedroom 2 bath unit with the most incredible views, light to die for, people, mostly the most beautiful women in the world crashing all over the place, I just want to vomit again.

It is just a matter of very short moments in the ever so brief history of time be4 my book Manager Minute One or whatever more “skilled, knowledgeable and experienced” editors, not necessarily having more vivid wild imaginations decide to call it hits the book shelves, few arguing these days that it will be a bloc-buster success, and yes it is rather boring only debating people who agree with one, in time u will surely appreciate that there is in fact only one G-D who watches each and every one of our moves, now, yesterday, tomorrow, the past, the future all coming together in the present.

Good Shabbas,

Gary

Ps – I would like one of u to get hold of a placard, not to begin until I say so marching up and down Stanford Street shouting for the removal of former Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy’s White Cross from Arlington Memorial, but rather to impale one end in the soil in the front of the building with the words inscribed on the other end facing passerbys:

4 Sale – Cheap

By OWNER

Cheap- Call 1-858-SEL-NEXT

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