From: Gary S. Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
Friday, March 14, 2003 4:58 PM
To:
Adam Tucker (atucker@nextraterrestrial.com)
Cc: rest

Subject: child series - new meek with teeth

 

Adam, I am just getting caught up having come as close as never before to losing my front teeth during this morning’s wrestling match that almost had Jonathan missing school and me off to the “emergency room.” I was up against “bullfrog” and “Joe” and all Pypeetoe did was to bark. Marie has been working her spell on my dog who she has maintained from the beginning, “Is all feet, no bark to his teeth and afraid of the dark” and today was proof positive that I cannot rely on Pypeetoe to defend me from the handful of adversaries that wish me harm but they shouldn’t forget that he comes equipped with “snake teeth.”

 

I do like this particular “child series” although I liked your original hand drawings of the piranha. I also want to get bumper stickers as well as t-shirts made of “The Meek WITH TEETH shall inherit the earth” and don’t particularly like the idea that I might be infringing on someone else's graphic even though I suspect that Jeffrey Krinsk who has to be getting bored going after bottom fishes as the stock market crashes would be interested in defending me from a trademark-copyright infringement, i.e. after a while shooting fish in a barrel gets tire-sum.

 

Before I hit the road once again I will be sending out a series of emails some of which I will want placed directly up on the www.nextraterrestrial.com website as well as others which I designate including grubbygrub.com. That website though belongs to “JOE & MA” and we will first need to get their permission before anything is loaded up.

 

The next series of E-mails likely to be unloaded, assuming I don’t railroaded, will include an E-mail to Professor Bernie Black of Stanford Law School with a hyperlink to my next post on the “The Puck Stops Here” [sic] message board that grew awfully quiet ever since Professor Aaron “BrownNose” Brown responded with his non-response response after taking almost a week to deal with what had to have been one of the most lightweight posts I have thrown in a while.

 

Things are though heating up and I suspect you are going to be kept rather busy just clearing out my E-mail inbox to mention I have yet to check the credit card contributions on the nextraterrestrial.com website. Thinking of webs and the cleanup that is almost complete in The Cave in no small measure thanks Sammy Haim and his droppings what do you make of Sammy Haim hitting the “reply” button some 48 times, one after each other, in reply to the last two emails I copied him on? You may recall his nephew sent me an E-mail on 03-03-03 suggesting that I check out the www.debka.com. Now I believe your Dad fought in one Israel’s wars, was it the 6 day War?

 

I have tried reading that website backwards and forwards and cannot make that much sense of it. The best I can come up with “moc.akbed.www.” Perhaps it is call-to-arms by the “Bedowin” [sic]? I made reference to Sammy living in a hut but I suspect that in the trip from Egypt a few months after his born to Israel he and his family might have camped out in a Bedouin tent but obviously he failed during this interlude to perfect the trading principles of win-win, his art-framing business to boot. It will be interesting in due course to find out who, besides for his nephew, Sammy has been having intercourse with.

 

At one point I had thought of introducing Sammy to Ms. Kathy Murry although for all I know she might have decided to consummate matters with Dr. JOHN who was placed once again yesterday in check by Marie although I suspect that nothing will really change until such time as I get off the dime and let my attorneys go at it. Since our incredible court victory I have hoped that the father of these two incredible children would come to realize that but for the grace of his ex-wife and my heavy heart he continues to breath the fresh air blowing off the Pacific while others particularly folks of darker complexion sit locked up in cells for crimes far less aggravating. Of course it is all a matter of perspective butT I have now mastered a thing or two in getting even with folks who play it fast and loose.

 

Going forward you will be seeing less and less of the “butts” and the “Jewish” thing as I take my “colorful case” to the American people.

 

Last weekend my Dad made a point of correcting me that the Moshal family from Durban, South Africa whom according to Newell Starks, a former officer of Citicorp Ventures, pretty much control one third of the Internet gaming sites on the Internet are only related to us through “social intercourse” and make no mistake they are all far better looking than me. I may in fact bypass Austin Texas on my “road show” and try finding the estate attorney representing Mr. Starks’ estate since I have yet to determine from whom I should be collecting the monies owed to me, either Mr. Starks or his estate assuming he has passed on or in the event he has decided to join the ministry my arriving in New York could be delayed. I am assuming if Mr. Starks was in jail Thomas Stephens his “hostile takeover” attorney would have let me know.

 

Now of course I still love Tom to mention little of Lester Houtz this most feared firm’s equally competent litigator who I have also yet to meet but for whom I have the utmost respect. Teamed up with the likes of Jeffrey Krinsk and with me providing my “pink sheets” these boys along with an “aggressive” woman I happen to know would make one powerhouse law firm that could own the world but then again all these folks couldn’t spend all the money they already have even if they had children who consumed as much as Jeffrey Krinsk’s dog to mention once again the wild life that Jeffrey has been stocking up on in the course of the past several weeks and I can guarantee he didn’t recently come back from Florida empty handed.

 

Adam, I believe you once mentioned that you knew some folks who might want to dispose of some piranha fish or at least place them in safe waters? One of these days I will arrange for you to meet with Jeffrey Krinsk for chicken pot pie and may I suggest that even if Jeffrey picks up the tab don’t arrive empty handed. The last time I took Pypeetoe over to his house overlooking the Coronado military bases my dog fell in and for a brief moment I thought I witnessed Jeffrey losing a heart beat and the more I think about it I doubt very much it had to do with Jeffrey being underinsured.

 

Jeffrey happens to like “Tippytoe” and understands that SIG were to lose any of his toes it would undermine the amount of money I could charge when renting him out for TV commercial spots resulting in me possibly having to go cap-in-hand to Jeffrey and Campbell Soup, his wife, looking for a hand out, to mention little of what it would mean to have me camped in their guest house with all the live wildlife I carry around, snakes, piranha, bears, lizards, spiders some of which are not fully accounted for. I guess I have a responsibility to inform my neighbor Sammy to “watch out.”

 

I find it rather interesting how folks are starting to split hairs in terms of who they are related to as I go about drawing very clear lines in the rock separating friend from foe, sand too often blown away by the “wether” [sic]. Of course it is possible that the first stages of Parkinsons disease is starting to manifest themselves to mention little of the Sammy’s bald spot getting bigger and bigger.

 

In due course I will be sharing with others my views on the next possible Big Bang in the hope that it will get Professors Kelly and Price to get with the program and share with the rest of the world what may be as irrefutable evidence as the proof I have of the rigging of the last gubernatorial elections, that those with “less intelligence” are more susceptible to degenerative diseases than folks like Sammy’s nephew who I suspect is liquidating his long stock holdings just as any one on my email list who is not brain dead.

 

My one uncle who left South Africa soon after marrying my father’s sister and before he could possibly be required to make a contribution for any ill-gotten gains visited with us at Stonehenge II last weekend. Unlike many educated people who have let their formal education interfere with their learning Dr. Molk who might also not always agree with my style although he has yet to suggest an alternative course of action than to take it right to the belly of the beast, got to witness me reaching speeds of perhaps in excess of 130 words per minute although my speech at one point may have equaled his ability to compute.

 

At age 80 + my uncle is not only able to pull together some of the more thought provoking questions that men half his age would have difficulty with to mention little of why women one third his age would find him attractive that could have me one of these days standing in line seeking out secretarial work although I suspect I would find a way to get to the head of the line assuming of course I had Pypeetoe at my side.

 

Like my Dad his brother-in-law would probably prefer I kept my script shorter as some of my more pertinent points might get lost in the overall message to mention little of the protections I derive from anyone else even thinking of the possibility of getting away with misinterpreting what it is that I have to say.

 

Make no mistake there is method to the madness that now has more than a handful of the intellectual elite thinking twice before deciding to go to war with me which reminds me of the need to respond to Sammy’s uncle who suggested that I check out www.debka.com.

 

Time to fly.

 

Gary

 

Ps – I caught a glimpse of this week’s headline news that the French are threatening to veto U.S action against Iraq in the UN Security Council. Can’t wait to get into President Bush’s hands all the ammunition he will need to hold the left of leftists everywhere in check, particularly those here in the U.S. Such irrefutable evidence will show beyond a shadow of a doubt how the French can not only be relied to foster hatred and disharmony throughout the world but using their economic muscle particularly in the area of water have imbedded themselves in our politics and in no small measure have aligned themselves with non other than the heads of the Democratic Party, hell bent on preventing tort reform.

 

Pps – I returned earlier today very briefly to The Cave and decided to open up one piece of mail that now stacks almost 4 feet high. Along with a beautifully hand-scripted card came a cutting out of U.S. News & World Report, January 20th, 2003, “Commentary” by Arianna Huffington titled, Capital crimes, Capitol cronies

 

“No more easy money…’new and improved’ label…’you will be exposed’…-expose corporate crooks…only during the course of a formal congressional investigation…’Welcome…created lawyers.’ In other words: ‘Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.’

 

The mad stampede of greed…would not have been possible without an unholy alliance between the CEOs and their lawmaker buddies on Capital Hill…Over the past 10 years, corporations have dole…$1.08 billion in soft-money contributions…

 

And all butt two Democratic senators have accepted campaign contributions from WorldCom, Enron, or Arthur Andersen…

 

Stock options still don’t have to be treated as a corporate expense, off-shore tax havens continue to flourish, and there has been no pension fund reform…

 

The have-nots found themselves on the opposite side of an ever widening economic Grand Canyon from the have-way-tTOo-muches…

 

The excesses of America’s corporate pigs have become more than just a social crime; they are a direct threat to the well-being of our society. The bottomsink or swim…to say nothing of criminality.

 

Unfortunately, no public interest group is able to math the relentless lobbying and contributing by corporate heavy hit-ters. And until we have such a populist countervailing force, we are doomed to live in a less and less democratic society” [sic].

 

 

Adapted from Pigs at the Trough by Arianna Huffington, published by Crown Publishers, a division of Rand

 

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Adam Tucker [mailto:atucker@diversa.com]

Sent: Thursday, March 06, 2003 12:13 AM

To: gevisser@pacbell.net

Subject: new meek with teeth

-----Original Message-----
From:
Adam Tucker [mailto:atucker@diversa.com]
Sent:
Thursday, March 06, 2003 12:13 AM
To: gevisser@pacbell.net
Subject: new meek with teeth