From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Thursday, July 29, 2004 8:38 PM
To: Warrengs@state.gov
Cc: rest; djmemm@aol.com; Lori Goetz - real estate (lorijgoetz@aol.com); FBI; Jeff Smith (jeffsmith@smithbrothersconstruction.com)
Subject: 227 27th Street

 

 

Attention: Mr. and Mr. G.S. Warren ¨C property owners of 227 27th Street, Del Mar, California, United States of America.

 

 

Dear Mr. Warren,

 

It has been another incredible day here in the flats of Del Mar, the temperature absolutely perfect, just getting back from a brisk and rather lengthy ¡°back and forth¡± walk along dog beach which as u know after the lifeguards have left is expanded somewhat, agree?

 

227 27th Street probably as good as any spot u have been vacationed at while in the foreign service of the United States Government, just a little surprised that u never did respond to the invitation contained in the ¡°Mr. Warren¡± hyperlink then again u could be like Mr. Jeff Smith the new owner of the piece of dirt next to 227th 27th street which I happen to rent, u, busy, busy, busy, agree?

 

Just got done sending a rather brief missive to Mr. Devin Standard, the executor of my estate and altho, Devin is not an attorney he like me knows a handful, u possibly aware of the 72,000 odd folks members of the New York State Bar Association muttering these days more so than ever given some of the disclosures I have been making in the category of ¡°strange¡± behavior making a point of copying Devin¡¯s father¡¯s one assistant on each and every broadcasted missive such as this one to make sure Kenneth Standard Esq. the President of the New York State Bar Association stays in tune with the rest of us in tune with the heartbeat of the universe, agree?

 

The one other point being is that as much as I detest those who derive great satisfaction in exceeding the limits of their small authority, i.e. evil doesn¡¯t come in the form of a pointed tail

 

Or

 

Pitched fork I bend over backwards to avoid going the lawsuit route, then again I have yet to be the first to ¡°strike¡± outside of a SCAL [Shareholder Class Action Lawsuit] and for the record I have yet to strike out, my 1,000 batting average in uncovering ¡°scienter¡± which a Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk once defined as ¡°culpable state of mind¡± probably a whole lot better than the average ¡°risk assessment¡± specialist, agree?

 

Then again I have never met another person such as myself who has quite an incredible knack of finding the very best and worst of humanity, always tho giving everyone I first come into contract with the benefit of the doubt, just ask a lady with quite the wonderful Indian foreign accent who called Marie¡¯s house last evening wanting to let my Partner-Wife know that she had been ¡°pre-qualified for a MasterCard...¡± and by the time I was done with Ms. Nancy, my letting her have the last word,

 

¡°Mr. Gevisser thank u for telling me all about Nextraterrestrial.com and let me have the spelling just one more time to make certain .... but I never did get to speak with your wife who I know u must love... yes both trust and respect very much...I will send u an email spelling out the offer... yes along with my email list.¡±

 

I was as happy as a lark.

 

Suffice to say I look forward to the very next person-group throwing a ¡°fast ball¡± my way because in coaching the very best of the best litigators how to respond to fast balls thrown at

 

Or

 

Near head I have in fact fine tuned a number of my skills, first I have learned to hold my breath longer than ever be4, playing the ¡°Jeri doe¡± [sic] just truly remarkable, agree?

 

I have yet tho, to try it while in the loo, and second, vengeance u may know is sweet to the heart of an Indian, my Partner-Wife Marie Dion is not only 1/32nd Huron Indian which as I have stated previously while not entitling her to a casino license would never have me betting against her, she happens to be someone I simply adore, eventho, I know she is in love with another man, Sebastian Capella, however, one of a kind, agree?

 

More relevant, altho, perhaps a better word might be ¡°material¡± is that I very much look forward to the opportunity in helping her

 

Or

 

Any friend respond to a lawsuit-s of any nature so that I might be able to suggest, one never, never, never, tells anybody anything unless reading them the ¡°riot act¡± to introduce into evidence the irrefutable ¡°smoking gun proof¡± of political corruption at the highest levels of the Democratic Party, and while typing away on this email I am also responding to attorney Dennis Meiskoski¡¯s E-mail of yesterday which u can access at your leisure by clicking on this 4th Grade hyperlink,  from time to time, agree?

 

It makes perfect sense in this ¡°Dog eat God¡± [sic] world to not wait for the ¡°discovery period¡± of full blown lawsuits to begin one¡¯s ¡°due diligence¡±, interrogatories and depositions, notwithstanding, agree?

 

And of course u may not even be aware the property next door has been sold for an ¡°arm and a leg¡± since one can pretty much deny and deny pretty much anything these days,,, not really which is why I am having such fun, fun, fun, the Digital Age, A G-D-Send, agree?

 

So who do u think was really responsible for Mr. Tony Unruh who I haven¡¯t seen going on 3 years now wanting to pay his respects tomorrow, doubtful tho, unless he is willing to purchase my dog, Pypeetoe a Porterhouse Steak at Rainwaters in downtown San Diego I am going to be willing to listen to one single word of his ¡°bullsh1t¡± [sic], agree?

 

On the other hand should I get enough positive responses to the email I sent Devin seeking his ¡°guidance¡± I might even be willing to pick up the ¡°tag¡± [sic] as long as I get something in return such as my china TU¡¯s entire email list, and his word will do altho, I am considering having him sign a document ¡°under penalty of perjury¡±, what do u think?

 

I assume u r far more tight lipped about your personal politics than say your wife who while enjoying the benefits and privileges that go with being married to a government employee has this real issue

 

Or

 

So it seems with our GREAT GREAT President George W. Bush which is not to suggest that Mr. Jeff Smith made either u

 

Or

 

Your wifey mad by making the same sort of proposal he made my Partner-Wife Marie Dion without even being formally introduced, incredible u would surely agree?

 

While taking a leisurely afternoon nap I got a call from my Partner Wife Marie Dion that u, as in ¡°Royal u¡± as well as in your infinite wisdom have now decided not to renew PW MD¡¯s beach house property lease, the static on the line interfering perhaps much in the same way the same could have occurred when your agent Ms. Lori Goetz delivered the ¡°good news¡±, agree?

 

Now that the house is all fixed up why not simply up the rent putting aside what I understand were assurances from Ms. Goetz, your broker no doubt with ample E&O coverage that there would not be an increase the second time round if PW MD took care of the property to mention little of your wife doing all butt confirm this arrangement when she came wondering through not that long ago, quite amazed at how the place looked compared to the pigsty MW MD found despite the previous tenant having moved out to mention in passing the incredibly stinky sink, u saw the photos I assume?

 

But then again in this topsy turvy curvy world everything is relative and when we cant quite understand the math we then resort to going around in circles, agree?

 

The Digital Age tho, is beyond a ¡°shadow of a doubt¡± a G-D-Send, yes PW MD¡¯s artistry no doubt making the house so very saleable which is not to suggest u have simply decide to hang up your boxing gloves and enjoy your dream house that is rightly all yours, agree?

 

Why wait for the ¡°evil¡± George W. Bush to be beaten to a pulp on November 8th of this year, over my dead body, will that occur, agree?

 

Nothing quite like the ability today to keep things in the right order, chronology of events so very important, triangulation ¡°tT¡Þ¡± [sic] to mention little of what I understand was discussed with my PW MD when she alone signed what I understand to be a ¡°standard lease¡± Ms. Goetz calling my PW MD letting her know that ¡°To hell with u we don¡¯t need to give u any reason whatsoever why we choose not to renew the lease, period¡± [sic] while in the same breath letting my very sweet, wonderful, so very caring mother of 2 know that she will receive notification in the mail.

 

One of the things I love about going to my post office box is to see the checks coming in the mail from folks I don¡¯t really know, do u know the feeling?

 

My suggestion is that be4 u folks dig in your heels we all get to know one another a little better, nothing worse than all the chicanery we r all beginning to see more clearly with each tick of the mighty clock, agree?

 

Time is in fact running out for those who play it fast and loose, agree?

 

U may in fact be well within your rights to kick my very good tenant Partner Wife Marie Dion out on the street, but I for one wouldn¡¯t bet on it, certainly not being that easy, agree?

 

Suffice to say In am not one to stand idly by as this rather amazing ¡°women¡± [sic] gets kicked in the teeth.

 

Nothing quite like ¡°kicking a gift horse in the mouth¡±, whatever the hell that means, agree?

 

The meek with teeth shall inherit the earth

 

Good Day

 

Gary S. Gevisser

The Rattlesnake

 

 

Ps ¨C I assume Ms. Goetz forwarded this E-mail on to u.

 

Ps I ¨C U might also be interested in my next communication with the Mayor of Del Mar, to repeat here is a summary which spells out to some degree my ¡°risk assessment¡± business, more importantly given what seems to me to be rather clear disconnects my suggestion to my PW MD once we have the opportunity to sit down and chat is that she no longer have any further communication with either u

 

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Your wife

 

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Ms. Goetz, i.e. do not call, do not step foot on the property and lets just the American judicial system take its natural course, agree?

 

Ps II ¨C U might also be interested in why I am so passionate about certain issues of ¡°right and wrong¡± which seems to be catching on ever so strongly with the youth of the world who r all futures by clicking on this hyperlink, scrolling down to the first, ¡°...Less said the better¡±.

 

Ps III - U can bet your bottom dollar that if I do not hear from PW MD within the next 24 hours that this was just some big joke on the part of possibly my extraordinary mother in England wanting to rattle our cage a little as I go to bat against this ¡°inflationary real estate bidding war¡± in no small measure exacerbated by real estate agents trying to keep their seats warm while an organization like the out-of-control California Coastal Commission remains very much on the loose then not only will all our communiqu¨¦s be visible to the entire world but I will also suggest to my PW MD that she engage the services of our friend attorney Dennis Mieskoski who is just one of about 1500 folks copied at this time on this communiqu¨¦ to respond to u et al in the same manner I have coached the likes of Mr. Jeffrey R. Krinsk of Finkelstein & Krinsk to derive great satisfaction in responding to fast balls thrown at

 

Or

 

Near the tochas by the most rapacious out of control Lilly White Wheaty eaters on Wall Street.

 

Quite interesting that the biggest rogues I have encountered on Wall Street r spread rather evenly in terms of their politics, none quite like Ronald ¡°The Finagle King¡± Perelman who one doesn¡¯t hear about that much these days, one can only wonder what the SEC r doing these days,,, but on the other side, without a single exception each and everyone of the most rapacious SCALitigators r big time supporters of the Democratic Communist Party, period.