From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 2:47 PM PT
To:
Michael Selikow - Silbert & Co.
Cc: rest; Bernieg@tpg.com.au);
Melvin Brian Gevisser; Neil Graham Gevisser; Kathy-Louse-Gevisser-Danziger; Leizermolk@aol.com; BLMOLK@aol.com; President@whitehouse.gov; Rabbi Abner Weiss; Dr. Jonathan Beare; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Stephen Cohen - Codiam Inc.; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State; Tony Leon MP - Leader of the Democratic Alliance - Republic of South Africa;  Trevor Manuel - South Africa's Minister of Finance
Subject: RE: G'day

 

Dear Frankie,

 

Following reading your email to my wife who responded, “Has she read any of your sic emails” [sic]? I have over the course of the past 5 odd hours moseyed around Del Mar, California, wearing ragamuffin clothing fearful only of running into Marie Dion Gevisser who might use my looks as ground for both divorce as well as to “land” [sic] support to have me institutionalized.

 

Now close your eyes, place your legs on the table and assuming you have already sold off both your and son’s earthly possessions just have one of his black slaves from Durbs [Durban, South Africa] support your legs, careful not to squeeze too hard around the ankle area, every so often raising your legs ever so gently in rhythm with your and their heartbeat and think about all the “cutting and pasting” going on all over the world by my ever dwindling number of adversaries, again relatively speaking.

 

One of the first individuals I ran into when I was picking up a cappuccino from the coffee shop works for a health drink company, SAMBAZON. I think I get a 30% discount because my wife’s 16 year old works there.

 

This very pretty and in excellent shape 30 year old who has a 10 year old son approached me after hearing me respond to another customer’s questions about my very well behaved dog, Pypeetoe, asked I seem to recall, first about how she could train her boyfriend-husband not to be a “co-dependant”, it not taking her long to get excited about getting her hands on my forthcoming book Manager Minute One, the same with her boyfriend-husband.

 

I am now thinking that MM1 should have “pullouts” that people can practice with in training first their lovers before moving on to helping out their animals particularly dogs.

 

You would know that one way to distract people in to putting off having children is to have them invest in stuffed animals after first perfecting how to avoid making their dogs co-dependants which should only be attempted after having proven beyond a shadow of a doubt they can take care of plants.

 

Even with such a steep discount buying cappuccino were it not for getting more email addresses is still rather expensive especially when you consider my hourly consulting rate of $3.6 million, forget the fact that I-We have 2 cappuccino machines one within a 30 second walk from the café where I would be fortunate to see my wife while painting masterpieces parade around in the sexiest of outfits, the best part when she undresses knowing exactly the right moves that also I suspect causes more than the eyebrows of neighbors including church officials housed next door to the Tree House in the most over the top fiefdom to rise although the Feds have yet to email me that she has yet to commit a foul act while restraining me.

 

An hour ago to the minute, 1:10 PM PT, I got off the phone with another Indian gentleman with lots of Indians from India talking in the background, beginning by letting me know that I had “won a $500 Star shopping rebate”, the gentleman after sharing with me the “good news” continuing without taking a single breath, reading I assume from the same paragraph of his script, “I just need to confirm that you are not a minor, over the age 18?

 

This time I changed my approach “sumwhat” [sic] by asking him, “Why did you fail to ask whether I had been institutionalized by David Gevisser, Bernie Gevisser, Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman, Alan Zulman, Chief Kasha Buthelezi, Thabo Mbeki, Nicholas Oppenheimer, Stephen Cohen and other co-opted members of the DAAC and what do you think of Eliot Idiot Spitzer Esq. Attorney General of New York State?” [sic] to which he responded very defensively, “No, sir, I did not ask you that!

 

I then suggested, “Why not bring on to the line your script writer as well as supervisor both might be interested in hearing other points of view? There are approximately 5,000 of us DelMartians living the Life of Riley in what is undoubtedly the most luxurious insane asylum created by us Lilly White Wheaty Eaters, many if not most simply having perfected how to build into their ‘cost of sales’ the ‘cost of getting caught’ surely able to show you how to mitigate at a minimum your exposures to class action lawsuits?

 

And after almost 90 seconds made up of mostly pregnant pauses on his end, he terminated the call by letting me know that he was going to pray to Jesus for my well being.

 

I never even got around to telling him how earlier I witnessed along with 2 other residents of anything but dull Del Mar, two motorcycle cops with their bikes idling, stationed on the corner of 12th Street and Highway 101 eventually racing after a driver who did one of those “California Stops” when going through the stop sign heading south towards La Jolla, still a strong holdout of South African refugees who have stolen more than most other refugees, their sirens raging along with the motorcycle engines roaring causing not simply the driver but probably as many as 100 people looking on to lose at least a heartbeat.

 

Just enough you would think to distract all these folks from focusing on the rampant fraud and incompetence of our elected officials.

 

Bear in mind it was not one cop but “tTOo” [sic], so apparently necessary to apprehend a young kid probably the same age as our 16 year old daughter who has just purchased her first car from her Sperm Donor.

 

So important in executing the business of corrupt governments which you would know is to destroy grass roots organizations before they can take root, to focus on the next generation granting them “privileges” that we all know they are simply not ready for?

 

None of us though, up until this very moment in time, as the past and the future all come together in present, willing to do anything about it believing that our silence in not doing the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing will never be recorded in our lifetime.

 

I have so far since I started out this morning prompted by MDG now met with approximately 35 “critics” having them listen to me reading your 139 words below starting out with the “G-Day” in the subject line.

 

Without exception each person made up not of a statistically valid sampling of the world’s literate population but folks both on “my team” as well as adversaries who I know if they thought they could get away with it would pay whatever it took to have someone bump me off, interested in NOT so much WHEN MM1 is coming out but suggesting very strongly, “It is time.”

 

Even though those encouraging as well as those lazy and fearful know that I am “credible” they have a hard time believing that it may be 30 years or more since we last saw one another, quite impressed not only that you remember me and Zena, my Royal Mater, her second husband, Alan Zulman, and my father Bernie Gevisser but there “had to have been a light bulb that went off in her head – she is more than just interested!

 

Quite interesting how those specifically on my email list are now most keen to hear whether I have ever got a response from the White House which only begs the question what exactly did the San Diego FBI do after I responded to their email of January 24th 2004, “Please clarify to whom this email is addressed to.”

 

Given the fact that I remain “sumwhat” [sic] language “deprived” drawing on my English accent to pronounce each word, I had a problem with about 50% of the people who pretty much asked the exact same question as my wife although as I think more about it MDG was very specific in asking whether you had seen any emails where I addressed my so very weak kneed father, mother and stepfather to mention little of the rest of the sellouts?

 

I will be taking a break to meet with one of my lawyers who is preparing for my “trial” tomorrow, Mr. Pinkerton Esq. like Bernie, a retired fighter-bomber-pilot who flew over 1,000 missions during Vietnam, now fully briefed on how I would like him to proceed, deciding yesterday that instead of MDG and I coming over to his offices he would visit once again at our rented Tree House, my thinking is that he didn’t want any of his staff to see him practicing placing duck tapearound the mouth” [sic].

 

To be continued…

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Michael Selikow ( Silbert & Co. ) [mailto:mike-sel@iafrica.com]
Sent:
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 5:02 AM
To: Gary S. Gevisser
Subject: G'day

 

Hi Gary

A blast from the past !! and you will more than likely think who can this nut be !!

Tooo boring, tooo much water under the bridge, but I would very much like to know about you, your siblings,  as well as Zena, Alan and Bernie?

 

My name is Frankie and I was married to the late Clive.  I have been working for Michael, my son, whilst he is away on vacation and have read your emails with sheer delight and fascination.  What a CHARACTER . 

 

I live in Perth, down under, and happen to be visiting "good old Durbs".  I am passionate about the place and reluctantly leave behind family and friends.

 

I look forward to your continued, brilliant emails and ask you kindly to extend my best wishes to your Family.

 

Regards

 

Frankie Selikow