From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 11:17 PM PT
To:
Michael Selikow ( Silbert & Co. )
Cc: rest; Bernieg@tpg.com.au;
Melvin Brian Gevisser; Neil Graham Gevisser; Kathy-Louse-Gevisser-Danziger; Leizermolk@aol.com; BLMOLK@aol.com; President@whitehouse.gov; Rabbi Abner Weiss; Dr. Jonathan Beare; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Stephen Cohen - Codiam Inc.; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State; Robert H. Frank - Profefessor of Economics - Cornell University; Yoonjee Park; Playboy; GOP - Political; dplist@cloud9.net; Tony Leon MP - Leader of the Democratic Alliance - Republic of South Africa; Trevor Manuel - South Africa's Minister of Finance; Ms Phumzile Mlambo-Ngcuka - South Africa’s Minister of Minerals and Energy
Subject: FW: G'day...---...PART 2

 

Dear Frankie,

 

I just returned to our rented Cliff House after a “so so” fish dinner with my amazing wife who still refuses to read my emails while recognizing a while back that I-We have created a “system” that simply cannot be corrupted by anyone other than, in my humble but seasoned opinion, G-D Him-Herself.

 

I did an okay job of explaining it to our lawyer this afternoon who we are quite confident is very much “on track” for tomorrow and if I weren’t so tired I would at least try repeating what has those committing “foul acts” at both the top as well as the bottom of the pyramid in nothing short of a paralyzed state given how I have applied simply “common sense” focusing on “magnetisms” which “drives” the entire universe.

 

You should have no difficulty assuming you have got a good night’s sleep to explain it all back to me by the time I wake up tomorrow simply paying attention to the stuff that we find “attractive” and the stuff that has us “turning up our noses”.

 

Finding “common ground” is all rather easy when the world is “at war”, everyone either “pulling together” or killing each other, fighting over scraps?

 

Given how long the world has now been “at peace” is extraordinarily problematic for those especially academia, the new corrupt church, who have simply run out of words to explain their utter bullshit.

 

The deafening silence of Professor Robert H. Frank of Cornell University is again, in my humble but seasoned opinion, sending shock waves all the way to the beginning of the most recent Big Bang and by the time I arise tomorrow morning, G-D being well, it is possible that Mr. Frank will have done the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing and resigned his post at Cornell and if not, well again, I will await instructions from my “dog” [sic]!

 

Pypeetoe did in fact get quite a bloodied nose this evening when he joined our friend Justice Eugene Requa’s wolf who had cornered one of the few cats in our neighborhood yet to be killed by Niki who simply derives great satisfaction in shaking these wonderful creatures to death, impossible when asking mercy from his future executioner to suggest that he was hungry given how he eats better food, cooked to perfection, than the overwhelming majority of people I know.

 

Were it not for my courageous wife exploding from a very casual walk up an incline, it already quite dark, leaving me in the dust, managing to get in between Niki who is 100% wolf and the cat that was now on its back inches from Niki’s razor sharp teeth, the blood dripping from Pypeetoe’s nose would have been pale compared to what was picoseconds away from one incredible blood bath.

 

Remember my poor, poor, poor but Super Italian Greyhound, Pypeetoe, is all feet, no teeth to his bark and afraid of the dark but so extraordinarily courageous darting in and out knowing that his pal is one ferocious cat killing machine.

 

So now you are saying to yourself,

 

“It is not enough this CHARACTER has to take on the DAAC including supporters of the disgusting German Jewish Capo, Gunter “The Pig” Lazarus,  even Survival International having given up on the Bushman will see the wisdom of joining a new animal society specifically organized to protect cats all around the world from Niki who is in fact the most gentile animal certainly when compared to mankind quite the ugliest of beasts?”

 

Not that I want to put words in your mouth but why not suggest what other form we can find The Pig who I believe died of throat cancer, besides for being the most vile cancerous enzyme working its way up the colon of those who have allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning,  leaving it up to you to provide me with your list no later than when you call in your son’s slaves yet again to help with your circulation since I assume you are working both your fingers and your toes forwarding my missives to your entire email list and posting them up on other websites such the AIG Yahoo message board.

 

Most well traveled people notice very quickly my more pleasant sounding English accent than say a Green Monkey like my cousin author-journalist Mark Gevisser who was raised in rather “uncivil” Johannesburg, South Africa.

 

You would agree that I am well within my rights not to lapel this rat a chimpanzee since chimps are much closer related to us human beings, the word monkey just simply rhyming better with my so increasingly illiterate cousin who after revising Thabo Mbeki’s autobiography will very possibly decide to become a monk?

 

Can you imagine the conversation these days between MG and his Indian male lover after increasingly quicker and far less pleasurable gay sex to mention little of this conversation I had yesterday with this man who had strong traces of an Indian accent calling me up, starting out by sharing with me his English name wanting to know if I would be interested in refinancing any of my rented residences.

 

Suffice to say when I informed my much more literate wife of the response I gave she said that in the future when anyone calls her up wanting to sell “sumthing” [sic] she would wouldn’t waste any time repeating my words that always include the caller seriously considering engaging my services to launch a class action lawsuit naming their parents as one of the primary defendants for breeding them so poorly, to instead just suggest they rent a helicopter and then to call my cell phone 1-858-SEL-NEXT as the hover in front of the Cliff House letting them know that they should listen very carefully to my monologue that last no more than 45 seconds.

 

I think I will now call it quits for the day and just based on the mental notes I took during the course of the day I would say there is about another 3,000 odd words I would still like to share with you.

 

Let me also address a concern you might have about my failure to bring on board an editor to at least run what I write through both a spell-check and a grammar program bearing in mind that you are not alone, perhaps 99.9999% of the millions now reading my broadcasted missives such as this within 24 hours of me hitting the send button feel even stronger about the same concern that I have which I would like you to take up first with Tefo and then ask about my $5,000; second, email each member of my family starting with Bernie and see if they have a solution.

 

To be continued…

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
Wednesday, September 07, 2005 2:47 PM PT
To:
Michael Selikow - Silbert & Co.
Cc: rest; Bernieg@tpg.com.au;
Melvin Brian Gevisser; Neil Graham Gevisser; Kathy-Louse-Gevisser-Danziger; Leizermolk@aol.com; BLMOLK@aol.com; President@whitehouse.gov; Rabbi Abner Weiss; Dr. Jonathan Beare; Nicholas Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Stephen Cohen - Codiam Inc.; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State; Tony Leon MP - Leader of the Democratic Alliance - Republic of South Africa;  Trevor Manuel - South Africa's Minister of Finance
Subject: RE: G'day

 

Dear Frankie,

 

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