----- Original Message -----
Sent: Wednesday, September 15, 2004 12:33 AM
Subject: RE: 1431 Stanford
Alan – my
wireless Internet connection went down right after I got this email from you.
If I understand correctly, I realize that
I must look after my own best interest having failed to take the advice of Mr. Derrick Beare to let
my Client-Partner-Wife handle everything, her plate rather
full, is that after u receive your commission I end up with a net of $1,750,000
then go ahead and put it in writing, and to heck with legal documents, email is
just fine with me, just make sure u get an escrow company that can provide me
with a Certificate
of Insurance demonstrating a Godzilla dollars in liability insurance with a
domestic carrier back up with one of my Bahamas based re-insurance companies,,,
let me know if there is anything u r unsure about and be smart enuf not to question me further about any interests I have
in insurance companies unless u commit to posting up on at least 5 Internet
message boards a day questioning Alan “Greenspam”
[sic] CHM of the Federal Reserve why he does not include Certificates of
Insurance in either M1, M2 or M3 when computing the all important Money Supply
numbers, agree?
Given the fact that I have been delayed
in getting back to you I will give you until 12 hours to nail this one down.
U should be aware just from the missives
I have copied u on that I am not someone to screw around with,,,
I just killed a mosquito.
I stick religiously to going “back
and forth” and I assume u did your stent,
no strike that, your stint at the wailing
wall,,, can u imagine if we were to lay prostrate how
enticing that might be “4 sum 50%
odd of us” [sic] Gevisser boys, enuf of holy
warriors, not to suggest that we encourage the practice of “favors”
during Plato’s times but if that is the only way to protect the women
then why not?
Have u ever wondered what it must be like
sitting atop the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem looking left and right, us Jewish
folk going “back and forth”, the Muslims going around in circles
pacing the Dome of the Rock wondering if the good Almighty SMART G-D
was trying to tell us something other than “money
doesn’t grow on trees”, that patterns matter, food for
thought?
Do me a favor and be the heavy guy should
u wish to raise the current rent roll which is just shy of $94,000, at least
one of the tenants due for an increase but then again this could interfere with
your client’s plan to sell the units.
I have received an offer that would value
the property today at $2 million, getting $1 million odd now with a 49% carried
interest, another group letting me know that without bribing either a bank
loan officer or appraiser not even having to bother with asking for a kickback
at the close of escrow from the group they plan to flip the property to in a
“back to back” deal with me they would be able to get a value of
some $2.5 million based simply on providing their bank with a bunch of bullshit
proformas, only in America, agree?
Ordinarily I wouldn’t be interested
in such a deal since my “good name” could be
“leveraged” to “hell and high water” costing me
“a bucket” by the time I had to bail out other poor, poor, Garys playing “victim”
but given the great likelihood be4 a deal would be put to bed they will all be
well versed with what it means to be in bed with The Rattlesnake, so I might go
along for the ride, altho I have this thing about being in the backseat, u
haven’t forgotten how important it is when stepping foot, hi Poli, in to a New York Cab to let the driver know not
only do u have a weak stomach but that u have access to truck loads of
Preparation H in capsule form that is aging ,,, well u get the
picture.
In today’s market, and I mean
literally right this very moment as the clock strikes midnight here on the west
coast of the United States as I type away at blinding speed working at the same
time on a missive to my terrific “Hot
Water” tenant in unit#4, u and your partners would be getting an
excellent deal, everything will depend on how smart u r while doing the
“right thing” for the “general good”, timing of the
essence.
If I am mistaken and u r expecting me to
pay any of your commission please do not bother replying unless to say there is
a zero missing in the $1,750,000, I simply don’t have the patience for
any lack of clarity at this ungodly hour.
Hopefully tho, when my book, Manager Minute One
comes out u will at least buy a handful and I promise if around to sign
however many copies u buy at full retail, my learning a while back no one
appreciates a helping hand unless they have been raised ever so carefully not
to lazy, never letting their formal education interfere with their learning.
Later,
Gary
-----Original Message-----
From: Alan Friedman [mailto:arf@mdrealtycorp.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2004 2:43 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re:
I
can bring you $1,750,000 with 5% commission to me.
Should
I put it in writing?
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2004 11:45 AM
All that is needed is for
me to update the rent roll with the city. The “white slip” is all
current.
-----Original Message-----
From: Alan Friedman [mailto:arf@mdrealtycorp.com]
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2004 12:01 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re:
I
will talk to my client and I will let you know! I assume all the paper work is
in order to complete a quick sale.
----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, September 14, 2004 10:39 AM
Al – I have a deal on the table
for $1.6 million “as is”. At that number it doesn’t make
sense given the casflow I am getting and the taxes I
would have to pay to accept such a low ball offer. I am putting the word out
that If someone comes in at anything over $1.7 million in the next 7 days and
able to close escrow in 15 days or less I will do the deal.
Gary
