From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Saturday, July 10, 2004 7:59 PM
To:
Tony Unruh
Cc: rest; Dennis Prager; Rabbi Abner Weiss; JRK@class-action-law.com; LKahn09@aol.com
Subject: FW: Next Symposium {:}...suspension of trading...{:}

 

 

TU ¨C Just a quickie be4 dinner - noticing that I may have left u out in my most recent communiqu¨¦ to real estate broker-entrepreneur Alan Friedman.

 

Come to think of it I should first take my 2 dogs to the beach, Maggie the chocolate preferring to dart in n out of the water while Pypeetoe the one of a kind world traveler Super Italian Greyhound preferring to stay clear, the trauma still imprinted of the swimming section training 4 the iron dog competition following his first trip to Machu Picchu, nothing I find quite so funny as watching SIG taking a leak just north of this concrete sea wall in the exact same spot u c my PW MD doing her ¡°cat walk¡±.

 

Nothing quite like enjoying a breath of fresh air, the man who once owned the orange mansion in the background at one time ¡°served as the White House liaison from the SBA [small business administration]¡± during the Jimmy Carter Administration also, ¡°a former director of the Advisory board of the Kennedy Center in Washington DC¡± , more recently Dick Heckman executed to perfection the roll up of several water companies resulting in each time many of us in southern California turn on the tap we pay homage to the Chinese, agree?

 

This is more than a test of whether u follow my ¡°dribble¡±, again the game of soccer exemplifies the importance of negative space much like deep space, no different to many of our minds which as`a result of inhaling so much bs promulgated from the moment of conception creates eventually a perfect vacuum, agree?

 

The follow up email to Cavuto of the Fox Network the other evening should not be all that difficult even for any of us Lilly White Wheaty South Africans to connect up the dots, agree?

 

My run in with quite the character at a local Blockbuster earlier today if only caught on video especially our JoNathan so adeptly demonstrating his coming at age, ¡°Just shut your lips¡± in response to this redneck around 50 years of age shouting out a number of expletive 4 lettered words, his collared white shirt to cover his ¡°phat¡± [sic] belly white canvas shoes to boot quite the ¡°cite¡± [sic] hurrying out the store as if he had run into a dinosaur, agree?

 

If only I had a Nextraterrestrial business card I would have ¡°bribed¡± our JoNathan to at least run out ahead and place dozens of them on the windshield of this yoyo¡¯s Porsche which at a minimum would have caught the attention of those folks patronizing other stores in this shopping center owned by a buddy of mine who gave another buddy of mine the concession to sweep this and I believe one other of his many shopping centers, Earnest Rady altho not a household name, a man I first got to know when an executive from one of his financial institutions made the smart choice not to hire me, agree?

 

Just saw a movie titled Polly something about this ¡°risk assessment¡± dude finally getting comfortable with eating peanuts off the dirty streets, u of course know the truth about paying peanuts and getting monkeys, agree?

 

Most of those of us Jewish, Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhists, etc etc so hurried to point fingers at our great ¡°party animal¡± President George W. Bush who will once the truth is revealed be revered will soon begin to cringe should the likes of Mr. Cavuto show the courage to allow me to join in the fun of ripping to shreds any single fricken human being supportive of the Democratic Communist Party, agree?

 

Shame most of all on anyone positioning themselves as supposedly Jewish daring to call me and/or any of those well adjusted tuned into to my missives that we vote our ¡°conscience¡±, u well aware no doubt of my schoolboy friend¡¯s mother telling me on November 8th 2000 to vote my conscience resulting in me not only at the last minute opposing Norma Essakow¡¯s wimpy candidate, Senator Joe Liebman who continues to show zero beef instead more of the ¡°phat¡± [sic] that plagued the German Jews hell bent on holding on to their fine linens thinking that Hitler¡¯s brown shirts might clean up their stinky cousins rolling into Germany from eastern Europe setting up shop on the sidewalks, gaining a competitive advantage the result of less overhead, rent another pretty good Broadway Show, agree?

 

Did u know that both of Senator John Kerry¡¯s one set of grandparents were German Jews who converted to Catholicism at the turn of the last century about the same time J.P Morgan was ¡°saving the world¡±, 1907 a year perhaps your children thanks to yours truly will examine in more detail than their parents and grandparents, agree?

 

Without an accurate sense of history, knowing who to trust can be rather difficult, agree?

 

So easy to change one¡¯s name, get a complete makeover in this ¡°Dog eat God¡± [sic] world moreover with just a little education tucked under one¡¯s belt and a command of language nothing quite serves to camouflage the quilt than taking the so-called liberal agenda suggesting to the downtrodden masses that your view of the world will eventually lead to a cherry peaceful consensus, does the name Joe Booze-Stock manipulator Kennedy ring a fricken bell, yet?

 

In the meantime my China please give me your thoughts on what would be a fair ¡°gross rent multiplier¡± for valuing my one of kind property

 

Or

 

Direct me to someone in the business u consider trustworthy, bearing in mind the more than 50% increase in real estate prices here in Del Mar California during the past 8 months some arguing prices have in fact doubled during this period has everything to do with the impending crash courtesy of the left working so efficiently with the right, thank G-D tho for the digital age and the likes of me to communicate common sense benefiting mostly wouldn¡¯t u agree those who have not allowed their formal education to interfere with their learning, agree?

 

Be well,

 

Gg

 

Ps ¨C the E-mail I sent to my terrific neighbor Sandy who is writing a one of a kind book on emotional intelligence could, assuming Sandy had the courage, be already in the hands of some 300,000 members of Toasters International, the possibility also exists that a member copied on that missive has already placed it on their Internet bulletin boards.

 

Ps I - Would agree Kerry shows a strong resemblance to Saddam Hussein who I understand based on what I read in Time Magazine has developed the shakes?   

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser [mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2004 6:06 PM
To: '
Alan Friedman'
Cc:
Carmen Martin (carmenrealtor@yahoo.com); Mark Culp - FBI (culp@fbi.gov); Senator_Lieberman (senator_lieberman@lieberman.senate.gov); mandm@global.co.za
Subject: RE: Next Symposium {:}...suspension of trading...{:}

 

Thanks ¨C I was off to a late start today, feeling like I have this incredible monkey on my back, which every so often moves on to my head and shoulders, possibly from playing back time and again my mother¡¯s record, THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING A WOMAN that I seem to recall goes on and on and on about

 

¡°Head up, shoulders back, stomach in, buttocks tightened, kiss...---...¡±

 

I have yet to get to the section, MAKE FRIENDS AND KEEP THEM!  nor for that matter the section dealing with BE POPULAR, and the more I think about it I don¡¯t recall anything about OVERCOMING SHYNESS!

 

Earlier I wrote-spoke a-not-so-quick reply to a terrific lady whose specialty is child foster care, there every possibility that if my Partner-Wife¡¯s former husband continues in the same vein the folks in Family Court may find a way to grant an exception, placing him in the care of the ¡°tT¡Þ¡± [sic] biological children we know, both of them seeming to get better with each tick of the clock although I have yet to tell inform them that, ¡°over my dead body¡± will they inherit a single dime from their disgusting sperm donor who would be better off spending his ill-gotten gains on his on-off again girlfriend who dares to continue doing Dr. JBS¡¯ dirty work, agree?

 

Would agree with Devin Standard following his meeting with Thai Minister of Wastewater that,

 

¡°The biological process of turning poopwater into clean water is proof of God's existence?

 

As best I recall the current monthly rent roll is approximately $8K a month, market rents I understand to be around $10K per month, bearing in mind the following:

 

  1. At best I might be able to force one tenant out in one of the 4 2 bedroom 2 bath units by divorcing my PW and moving back in, then inviting Derrick Beare after he sells Folly Farm in London, his wife making out big time on the ¡°big deal¡± he has been negotiating for years now, to join me once again converting 1431 Stanford Street back in to quite the party house resulting in the entire neighborhood evacuating as Derrick¡¯s uncle, Dr. Jonathan Beare who has been sitting on the sidelines the past decade mostly in South Africa waiting for such an ¡°Act of G-D¡± [sic]...---... the only problem I c with all this is getting my sister Kathy-Louise Gevisser Danziger to give up the good life in Melbourne, Australia, the flip side is that our depletion of the O Zone layer over this former ¡°penis¡± [sic] colony has her now eager to return playing once again ¡°keeper of the peace¡± as the hordes of beautiful women seek a once in a lifetime glimpse of the past.
  2. 2 tenants both in 2 bedroom 2 bath units paying well under market rents could through either moral persuasion

 

Or

 

Bribery be induced to vacate, moral persuasion of course the preferred choice although I would be more than happy to help the buyer of the property broadcast to the world exactly how much it eventually costs to get rid of these 2 tenants who at a minimum suffer from selective memory, and of course in addition to all the email communications so telling is our worldly renowned Rabbi Weiss who when ¡°push comes to shove¡± will undoubtedly rock ¡°back and forth¡± letting his incredible voice be heard, once again, Verbal [sic] remedies for solving the problems of the world, just informed by my PW that we r out the door in 10 minutes to the movies.

  1. Another tenant also in a 2 bedroom 2 bath unit is currently having difficulty staying on top of his rent payment which is due on the 1st of the month. Mr. Silas once he gets ¡°real¡±, realizes that the only way to compete with the likes of my one programmer willing to work for the ¡°sniff of an oil rag¡± an expression I picked up from my extraordinary mother Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman, Mr. Alan Zulman quite the maverick in the South African RAG trade, is to focus on what to order at the Palms restaurant in Los Angeles assuming Steve, not to be confused with surfer Steve

 

Or

 

former neighbor of ours Steve Pratt who I assume played ¡°footsie footsie¡± with Oprah Winfrey, the apparent lack of chemistry on the show I saw perhaps a smokescreen for an incredible love affair that now has Steve and his wife Patty living it up once again in Rancho Sante Fe, doubtful the sale of his diet book contributed much, more likely the real estate ¡°inflationary bidding war¡± engineered by conscienceless folks responsible for my missing the Pratts so terribly,,, at least we don¡¯t have to put up with those awful barking dogs, agree?

 

Steve Silas, however, is not alone in this ¡°tardy¡± category. I have yet to pay the rent on my stand alone studio down by the beach in the truly ritzy enclave of Del Mar, California, my poor excuse having nothing to do with Mr. Silas ¡°catching his breath¡± but rather all the other distractions I have to deal with on a daily basis like picking up the dog poo often belonging to other less sensitive folk, washing the sand off not only my feet but both dogs, Maggie, our chocolate Labrador the biggest polluter given the sand that sticks to her underbelly, on top of having to do deal with the folks who own beach front property who seemingly cannot c beyond the edge of their turned up noses at the incredible wild life, G-D forbid they have to call in the lifeguards to take care of a distressed baby pelican harassed by their out-of-control dogs, and then of course I am compelled to undress those folks way down on the totem pole working for public companies who in order to make ends meet have to please their higher ups billing for services such as cable TV even when the service is terminated, the Fish Rots From the Head Down!

 

And why it is so important folks tune in to our one of a kind ¡°water solution¡± that will solve in a matter of tT¡ÞtT¡Þs all the problems of the world as we go ¡°back and forth¡±, top to bottom, never, never, never around in circles, us smart enough to know that only those at the ¡°grass roots level¡± can be relied on to bring about change, and woe to anyone who thinks they have the power to force anyone to do something that goes against the grain, agree?

 

The U.S. soon possibly having to compete with the likes of Peru for grain sales to China, agree?

 

What else thanks to Bill ¡°Wallpaper Kitchen¡± Clinton do we have to sell that grants us at least at this time a ¡°competitive advantage¡±, so urgent that our great President George W. Bush immediately calls for a suspension of trading of stock markets around the world, agree?

 

I am now thinking about a follow up communiqu¨¦ to my terrific, incredibly talented China,  TU who by the time I am done, the last couple of days I am quite certain I got more than my fair share of strokes, will have Tony Unruh either being lynched by the far left as certain as certain gets that he has simply been my sidekick in helping the dispel all of their myths .

 

Or

 

When I ¡°kick the bucket¡± he will have a pretty good case to present to the executor of my estate, Mr. Devin Standard, that he is entitled to at least the same number of Preferred Shares carrying neither an interest rate

 

Or

 

Voting rights simply convertible into common stock at the time of the ¡°pubic offering¡± [sic] that my other very good friend Derrick Beare may telepathically communicate bearing in mind db altho like myself a member of the ¡°favored¡± class has to the best of my knowledge not an ounce of greed in his entire body which is not to suggest that his offspring have received a ¡°filtering¡± thru some generation skipping technique different to the generation skipping tax techniques which the wannabe rich get fed by the super rich allowing the likes of Newell Starks to serve as nothing more than a buffer to the rich who in turn get fed crumbs that after several generations make their way to the middle class who in turn r constantly at war with the working class whose offspring eventually wake up saying ¡°enough is enough, lets check out Senator John Kerry¡¯s ancestry and find out why his Jewish grandparents converted preferring to be Romans than to simply question their Jewish leadership who had usurped their limited authority, agree?

 

  1. Back on March 28th, 2004 a Ms. Carmen G. Martin of Caldwell Banker implored me to let her have 10 days to at least sell 2 of the units that were vacant at the time the ¡°comps¡± suggested as best I recall confirming Ms. Martin¡¯s contention I would be able to net after commissions $425K for the 2 bedroom 2 bath and no less than $350K for the 1 bedroom 1 bath, then again that was going on 4 months back and the market in the Peoples Republic of Santa Market may not be as ¡°strong¡± as it is in Del Mar, not to forget who controls one of the largest real estate companies here in the southland, Warren ¡°BO¡± Buffet although a blabbermouth not altogether stupid, well aware that if there is a ¡°hiccup¡± in the real estate market, the ripple effect back and forth with the stock market could after a period of ¡°back and forth¡± lead to nothing short of a monsoon, been a while since Berkshire Hathaway paid a dividend agree?

 

So as an added kicker to entice u to make me a net offer which I cannot refuse I will agree to provide u with a signed copy of my draft introduction to MM1 as well as ¡°twisting¡± the arm of our JoNathan to donate one of his Beavers Rock My World T-shirts

 

Or

 

His latest orangutan t-shirt to a respected charity in your name.

 

Take care,

 

Gary

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Alan Friedman [mailto:arf@mdrealtycorp.com]
Sent: Friday, July 09, 2004 9:47 AM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Next Symposium {:}...quick...sale...1431...1421...knock on wood...Oprah Winfrey...{:}

 

The gross rent multiple in that area (not an exact science) is between 13-14. It depends on the rents(how much upside).

 

Thanks,

Alan

----- Original Message -----

From: Gary S. Gevisser

To: 'Alan Friedman'

Cc: Devin Standard ; Dennisprager ; jlevy333@yahoo.com

Sent: Thursday, July 08, 2004 3:00 PM

Subject: RE: Next Symposium {:}...quick...sale...1431...1421...knock on wood...Oprah Winfrey...{:}

 

Let me ask u this since I am also ¡°sumwhat¡± [sic] preoccupied with implementing the one and only bullet proof solution I know of for solving all the problems of the world, what would u say is the current ¡°gross rent multiplier¡± when valuing such a ¡°one of kind¡± property located in the heart of Santa Monica, just a ¡°hop-jump-and-a-scotch¡± [sic] from the media giants such as MTV without taking into account that each unit has a separate title?

 

Gary

 

-----Original Message-----
From:
Alan Friedman [mailto:arf@mdrealtycorp.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 08, 2004 2:18 PM
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Re: Next Symposium {:}...quick...sale...1431...1421...knock on wood...Oprah Winfrey...{:}

 

My client is still interested in your Stanford Ave. property.

We need a price "as is"& "where is"condition. Tenants or no tenants. Just a price and we can complete a deal. Let me know!

Sincerely,

Alan Friedman

----- Original Message -----

From: Gary S. Gevisser

To: 'Alan Friedman'

Cc: Devin Standard ; Roy Essakow ; Cliff Benn (E-mail) ; M Wolman ; Rabbi Abner Weiss ; ermaoplcsw@aol.com ; ornajazz@hotmail.com ; Jeff ; Sandiego@fbi.gov ; dianah@nytimes.com ; Kingdelmar

Sent: Wednesday, July 07, 2004 5:19 PM

Subject: Next Symposium {:}...quick...sale...1431...1421...knock on wood...Oprah Winfrey...{:}

 

Alan ¡§C ...---...