From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Friday, November 08, 2002 12:14 PM
To: BLM

 

Barry hi. Nice to hear from you. Ordinarily I wouldn’t even consider for a flash anything other than what I have on my plate write now. Every so often a well-connected colleague would send me a hyperlink like this http://doody36.home.attbi.com/liberty.htm that I assume is geared toward keeping me focused on fully enjoying what remains of my life and not worrying about what another attorney-colleague of mine believes to be my “1 in 4” chances of seeing this Xmess out alive. I am in fact very much on track to having the number one web site/s on the planet despite quite a few distractions including nearly getting run over by a cement truck and coming as close as it gets to having my name tarnished forever by Marie’s ex-husband who I have now caught fiddling big time.

 

I could have used the word “world” instead of “plan-8” but by now you may have got tired of seeing the hyperlink attached to what I consider to be the problems of the although I don’t really keep track of who I blind copy on some of my emails. Cellulite is a big problem but I contend there may be bigger issues right now although not everyone agrees with me to mention little of my point of view. My one former attorney-PAL, King Golden, who I don’t think you ever met had this big thing about staying off the phat, yet he almost died a few years ago from a heart attack. Actually I don’t think his choice of female partners had anything to do with his condition as he was equally non-selective when it came to his wine and food although he was an expert on home grown Mariana.

 

Everyone has their pet pe-eve and it is a question of finding something that will unite us all. I think I might have that with the water issue and the tables getting lower and lower and by that I mean the average IQ which I believe is mostly a function of conditioning, that we are all pretty much born with the same IQ perhaps no more than 15 standard deviation points apart. I read last night in a National Geographic, although somewhat dated, that kids respond to things in the first half hour after birth. I calculate that there are more than a number of things that take place between that first half hour and the time the bell strikes 3 which is when I first began talking.

 

Despite what the folks in England seem to suggest in their outgoing answering machine message they like all “brainne dead” folks who spent tTOo many years in South Africa are simply not in a position to solve their god’s problems let along the problems of the world. You had to have laughed after reading their book, The Winking Cat, to hear about their sequel detailing why it is now cool to be “phat” as in owning a pet dog. Its been a while since I spoke to the “English trans-plants” who of course I “love” very much but who are simply like most of their generation not-tTOo pimple butt out of touch with what is really happening out there and why folks like Eminem are here to stay. But one must wonder whether they are still very much in love or whether they have come to realize that marriage tTOo is for the birds.

 

It never ceases to amaze me how Jewish people never stop for a moment to think why they continue to go around in circles. One day it is golden calves, then it is dogs and now many are back to believing in tTOo gods and yet they all seem to recite the “shame-ah” just before the plane takes off and lands, never thinking to themselves that lightening could strike at any moment, at any place even on the squash court to mention little of my looking forward to playing golf with you and your dad and my dad of course.

 

I actually find the game rather boring but it is a lot of fun to play with folks who know how to have a good time especially if they have at least one physician and the top cardiologist in the land present. I just wish my dad would stop pointing out the hole just about every time we play. He seems to forget that the first time I actually played the game seriously I scored birdies on the first three holes and because I nearly lost a client in the process I decided it simply wasn’t a worthwhile pursuit no matter how moonch money I could make, the same with boxing.

 

I never like to get boxed in but I really think we would get a lot more younger players interested in the game if we converted the round holes in to squares and triangles much like the way miniature golf is played, and I also think it would attract a lot more good looking shik-sos

 although I have no stats to prove that.

 

No matter how one splices the wor.d your and my ability to attract some of the best looking women in the world without us being the richest tTOo bachelors could end up being a respectable movie assuming either one of us could have influence over our cou-sin Gary Levinson who could be one of those folks that keeps coming back to my website, on average close to 5 times per day for going on the past 3 months and I have yet to change anything, materially speaking that is, just a photo here and there.

 

Now I know you are still happily married but we could overcome that particular hur-I-dle in time of need. I should also point out that neither one of us ever played professional sports which only goes to show how incredibly “luky” we must be. I cannot speak for you but I know for a fact that I am no