From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Sunday, February 20, 2005 1:33 AM PT
To: Valerie Coster
Cc: rest;
Devin Standard; Edward Jay Epstein - Author of The Diamond Invention; Nicholas
Oppenheimer - DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel [DAAC]; Michael Berlin Esq. -
Office of Attorney General
Subject: RE: Seacrest... Preservation of life and limb
Dear
Valerie - I thought the electrical repair would take a couple of days?
It seems for that sort of money one would make a dent in rewiring the entire planet be4 restoring the connections in the space between the ears of all the liars in the world?
Only liars need good memories made increasingly difficult the result of all the short-circuits from going around in circles avoiding confrontation while ignoring the obvious, common sense in short supply.
Wouldn’t it be more cost effective to push a few more buttons and incite my ever dwindling number of adversaries, again relatively speaking, to start a chain reaction by burning down the place, bearing in mind I am still in the recovery stage of finishing a terrific wild salmon meal in our setting overlooking the Pacific “Oshon” [sic] looking better as the world anxiously awaits our INFORMERS WANTED ads?
Such a picturesque view has me constantly in a “state of heaven” knowing it is a matter of hours be4 our great President, the most honorable George W. Bush “bites the bullet”, does the smartest move by any leader in modern times and suspends trading of public corporations.
One purpose here is to remind me to make a copy of Dr. John K. Pollard’s sister’s next party invitation that he handed me while opening an award winning BYRON 1984 CENTRAL COAST CHARDONNAY without a doubt the greatest white wine I have had the good fortune of partaking in, the lively discussion that surely had Marie’s mother born on the same day as a new friend wondering with today marking the 1 year anniversary of her husband’s passing peacefully away within an hour or so of Marie and I sending a rather edgy email what might stir me further as I “pull out all stops” to wake up more of the “brainne dead” [sic].
If I were to consider myself a truly great mathematician instead of finding “kinship” with Pythagoras the first mathematician-philosopher to take mysticism and superstition out of the equation with his x²+y²=z² the SMART Lord would surely have had me far better acquainted with Archimedes, agree?
So important to reflect constantly on the Y chromosome that contains much that has us males differing from our better halves, those without of course elevated levels of testosterone.
Below is the invitation:
You are cordially invited to a party for Jane Kelley
[Pollard] at the Eatery located at the
This gala mid-winter event is sponsored by Friends of Jane Kelley in order to raise money for her cremation fund. As some politicians have in the past raised money for clothes to maintain a life-style, the Friends hope to provide Ms. Kelley with an appropriate death-style, commensurate with her important position as a defeated candidate for the NH House.
Among the tantalizing refreshments, you may partake of such political specialties as ‘curried favor’, ‘greased palm’ and ‘kick-back ribs’.
Graft beer will be available in the bar.
Larry from Casket Royale in
“What am I going to get for this contribution?” you may ask yourself. Well, here’s the deal. All those who contribute will be excused from attending the wake, funeral and sending floral tributes when the time comes! Also you will receive a crying towel as a party favor.
Please enter the Epitaph Contest. Prizes for the
best ones will be presented at the party. The judge’s decision will be
final obviating any appeals to the Supreme Court. You may submit entries along
with your check to POB 1,
Come and join the festivities!
RSVP 926-2903
PS: We are breaking with tradition and will report ALL donations to the Internal Revenue Service.
Attached to this invitation was this cover letter:
Dear Johnny:
I am sending you this invitation which came as a
result of two recent major scandals. Governor’s councilor Ruth Griffin
failed to report $80,000 raised for her by “Friends of Ruth Griffin”.
She said she had to spend some on clothes because she needed to maintain a
certain life-style because of her important position in NH Government. The
Speaker of the House had to resign because he failed to report $60,000 raised
for him by Friends of Gene Chandler. The papers are having a field day with
these scandals (both are Republicans of course) It’s pretty dead around
here at this time of year so the shindig should be a big success. After paying
for the food & the cremation, whatever remains will go to the Homeless
Shelter in
One year I filled out my form required by the state saying I had received contributions from Mel Thomson (hateful cheap little former Governor), Queen Elizabeth and the Pope. Some reporter dredged it up as a result of the scandals and wanted to know how much I got from the three backers. Jesus! I never get much in the way of political contributions but did get $1,000 from Howard Dean this last time.
Busteer is telling me it’s time to go to bed now. He is a touch rigid in his habits.
Love, Sis
This is my reply to Paul’s brochure.
Be well and thanks big time.
Ps – Now that you’re hooked up to The Internet let me know your thoughts on what it would take to get Michael Berlin Esq., in the Office of the Attorney General of New York State to join me and/or Devin Standard the executor of my estate at the book signing of Manager Minute One when it finally gets on the shelves over in England, eventually my Royal Mater will run out of funds imploring the mainstream media to leave it to my DeBeers-Anglo American Cartel family to take their “best shot” to mention little of what u think would be an appropriate response to this lady who grew up with my mom in Leeds having come across not so mysteriously my name on The Internet; starting to get more Internet coverage than my author-journalist cousin, Mark Gevisser, the son of my father’s first cousin, David Gevisser, the “male heir” of the richest man in the world and co-inventor-conspirator of The Diamond Invention, just earlier hearing that Edward Jay Epstein the author of The DI has authored another book detailing corruption in Hollywood, my amazing father Bernie Gevisser not the only individual on the planet waiting for the next shoe to drop surely figuring the DAAC responsible for the greatest enslavement, torture and mass murder of all time will eventually turn “state evidence”, the better the evidence the better the proof, truth that which does not change?
Ps I – How would u suggest I go about getting the email address of a medical doctor whose name rhymes with “Deepchatter”? My understanding is that this Indian gentleman has extraordinary success in treating patients by bucking conventional wisdom and while probable true given it less so a secret that medical doctors r in the business of practicing, medicine I would like to hear if he doesn’t support an update of the “Hypocrite Oath” [sic] that has “Preservation of life and limb” as its mainstay appropriate for when the world’s population numbered “tTOo” [sic] what does he suggest instead given how it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure that each and every problem the world faces today including dementia could be eventually eradicated by making those folks who have forgotten more aware that the biggest problem facing Mother Earth is human population explosion unless of course “Deepchatter’s” [sic] mission is to primarily sell books that has folks going around in circles increasingly incapable of logical thought processing?
PS II – Marie who when asked by our new lady friend how many books she has sold was helped out by Dr. John Keynote speaker Pollard, “One less than Gary” decided to spend the night with her mom over the A-Frame wood and glass house that seems to be attracting more than the usual number of lookyloos.
Ps III – Give thought to providing me with the list of those on your email list who u don’t think it appropriate to receive every one of my emails.
-----Original Message-----
From: Valerie Coster [mailto:valcoster@tiscali.co.uk]
Sent:
To: gsg@sellnext.com
Subject: Seacrest
Dear Gary
Finally have laptop repaired and working. Came back to Seacrest for weekend as had to reschedule electrician as he was ill last week. He came today and we have an estimate for the work, minimum 2000,00 GBP, maximum 3000,00 GBP plus VAT, this is a visual estimate and it could change once the work is started but the electrician is pretty confident that that maximum is a fair estimate. He could commence work mid March, and it should take 2 weeks, what do you think?
Last I spoke to Paul, he said that he was emailing the draft details to you for your agreement. I haven’t seen them, but Seacrest has been advertised in the local paper for the last 2 weeks, my only criticism about that is that it is advertised as a former tearooms. I personally feel that seasonal would be far more appropriate.
You will see from the mail that I now have my own email address and you can reply to this one anytime you wish. There certainly seems to be a lot of interest in Seacrest, I think there has been three viewing all interested but haven’t heard anything back yet. Mainly people stopping and seeing the for sale sign, also Paul assures me there is a pile of envelopes waiting to be filled with the approved details and send out to possible buyers
.
Going back to Surrey tomorrow but hope to come back down around March 3rd when the plumber should be fixing the toilet, Electricians and plumbers seem to be in extremely short supply and very busy. I have tried to choose good, trustworthy, and value for money people as far as possible from personal recommendations.
Look forward to hearing from you. Hope both you and Marie are well.
Love Valerie
