From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent:
To: Michael Berlin Esq. - Office of Attorney General
Cc: rest;
Devin Standard; Eliot Spitzer - Attorney General of New York State;
letters@latimes.com
Subject: Wake up
Dear Michael – Just a quick follow up to this reply E-mail of February 16th my needing to take my good friend Gene Requa who was involved in an automobile accident a few weeks back to do some grocery shopping, Gene coming by our one of a kind spot on the Del Mar rather unstable cliffs early this morning just as I was getting back from a quick run with my one of a kind Super Italian Greyhound cum co-dependant to more than just me to mention little of how neat it was to be greeted as I came a long second thru the “finish line” sweating like a pig, Pypeetoe yet to break a sweat despite covering at least twice the amount of ground grabbing all the attention from my one of a kind Artist painter-Client-Partner-Wife Marie Dion as well as our JoNathan, Gene being the only taking pity on poor me suggesting I quickly change clothes for fear of catching a cold.
Altho I am probably in the 99% percentile of fittest people in the world my age there is zero chance of me becoming an Emperor Without Clothes, the rather spacious bathroom area of our one of a kind spot with perhaps the greatest view in the entire world is covered in mirrors that I am convinced is G-D’s way of keeping me grounded so much so that I feel compelled to do more pushups and sit-ups made a whole lot easier by keeping my eyes closed.
Consider this communiqué your final wake up call.
With that said, I will regurgitate[1] the beginning part of the Insurance Marketing Services’ Weekly Marketeer of March 16, 1987 that was directed to the most successful independent insurance agents in G-d only knows how many countries.
SUPPOSE ONE OF YOUR COMPANIES GOES BELLY UP
Are you liable? Maybe – or maybe not. Only time (and a judge or jury) will tell. There isn’t much definitive law on the subject as yet. Until recently there simply weren’t many insolvency cases. For the past three years or so, as more and more carries have gone under, a number of lawsuits have been filed and are working their laborious way through the legal process.
A good number of people can remember what took place 7 months later but it won’t take much reflection for the masses around the world who r not yet “phatsos” [sic] so comfortable in looking at themselves repeatedly in the mirror, feeling better and better about themselves to get u to focus a little further back in time, do the right thing and the smart thing which is also the right thing and haul Senator Ted Kennedy in for questioning, to repeat,
“Senator, when u attended the funeral of Charles Englehard in March 1971 at St. Mary’s Abbey Church in Morris Township that drew the likes of former President Johnson and former Vice President Hubert H. Humphrey what did u know about Charles Engelhard’s involvement in the Diamond Invention responsible for the greatest enslavement, torture and mass murder of all time and at the same time would u know if Gary S. Gevisser’s uncle, David Gevisser, the “male heir” of Engelhard was in attendance and whether he said kaddish which u know is the prayer Jewish people say for the dead?”
There can be no escaping the result of the Digital Age, a G-D-Send the keen sensitivity of the next generation of even more enlightened kids than those around the time of the 1976 Soweto riots increasingly able thanks to the gifts granted to me, the ultimate insider, to draw the connecting dots between all those who move around in circles in defiance of G-D-NAture having got rid of our tails, particularly the social circles of the filthy rich.
Yours very truly,
A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There
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[1] Just finding out this morning from our JoNathan who is 12 years old that someone connected to the author of The Giver was a pilot during WWII who after being shot down stayed sufficiently warm in the ocean for many hours by catching fish and instead of digesting he would vomit the fish, further evidence of G-D-NAture acting in not all that mysterious ways once one gets ones arms around how gifted each and every one of is, once connected to the heartbeat of this incredible universe.
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