From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Wednesday, February 23, 2005 11:55 AM PT
To: President@whitehouse.gov
Cc: rest; Ron.Bellows@AIG.com; Tefo Mohapi; Enid Enga Pigors - Office of the Chairman & CEO of Coca Cola; Michael Berlin Esq. - Office of Attorney General; Letters@washpost.com
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Dear Mr. President,

 

I had hopped to have a conference call at 8AM PT this morning involving Enid Pigors, executive assistant to the Chairman and CEO of Coca Cola, Devin Standard, the executor of my estate and Tefo Mohapi, a 25 year old black South African entrepreneur who has had a stream of “bad luck” beginning in December of last year.

 

At 8:01 AM PT Devin Standard who was calling from Los Angeles International airport placed the first call to me and by the time I had finished reading him the last couple of broadcasted emails so as to bring him up to speed, drawing the connecting dots between the AIDs epidemic that has now infected 25% of the inhabitants of the DAAC continent and what the likes of Coca Cola can do to prevent a precipitous decline in their share prices which most “risk assessment” specialists such as myself consider inevitable unless the pharmaceutical companies can be encouraged to provide the antibiotics protecting “newborns” from being infected by their mothers’ AIDs infected blood, there was simply not enough time left to call even Enid who BTW has only confirmed that she is in receipt of my first email I sent her on January 11th some 3 years to the day that I came across the “Is it art, or somebody with a stone tool just sitting there scratching their tochas [sic]? article in the Los Angeles Times that is all part of the attractions at our one of a kind, www.NextraterresTrial.com website not in any way, shape or form kind to those who make a conscious decision to be stupid.

 

Truth has a way of upsetting the status quo like nothing else I know and as mentioned earlier today I was quite taken by the words taught to a good number of children from the earliest of ages, “Jesus loves me this I know because mommy told me so”, nothing that I could find in my Hebrew Daily prayer book’s version of the Ten Commandments which I was given on my barmitzvah that talks to “mommy” being G-D?

 

Then again I don’t believe u have met my “shiksa-lookingRoyal Mater Zena Rosland Ash Gevisser Zulman who in the words of Tefo Mohapi sought from a total stranger to "incriminate” me, me of all people so well schooled not only in the fundamentals of Judaism but in being able from the youngest of age to logically thought process brought about in my humble opinion by my extraordinary and inspirational mother gifting me the greatest gift any child could dream of, to fly free and high, no doubt from the time of conception when I beat out 300 million odd inferior swimmers.

 

Everything beginning to fall apart not when finding out that life as we know it all begins with Adenosine Triphosphate – ATP but when our parents-guardians begin manhandling us with the inheritance shtick, agree?

 

Conception in my opinion is the first step in a manmade journey to limit woman’s right to choose which gets stronger as us males who r without a shadow of a doubt having decimated the mindset of women having them believe they r inferior in the math and sciences the “chosen” species again just from a pure logical perspective consider again and again how many female eggs compete with each other when compared to u and me day in and day out being tossed about in our father’s testicles having to then swim thru all sorts of the most incredible obstacle courses.

 

Again and again the repeated competition of 300 million sperm all coming about at the precise moment when time, motion and space all come to-get-her, our brother swimmers simply less skilled but probably equally knowledgeable keeping the DNA intact allowing each of us to figure out on our own exactly what Einstein meant by “The Mind of G-d” that has the entire cosmos including our one of a kind planet Mother Earth all in balance to then find out that Mother Nature wasn’t quite ready to receive us and to top it off remember to thank G-D-NAture for replicating us faithfully be4 our mindless father’s decided to simply engage in sex thinking without altogether losing their heads, simply mind-blowing?

 

Again there can be no question that G-D is DNA and once we start interfering with the process of natural selection then we begin down a spirally path eventually believing as our clergy surely do that each and every one of them as well us poor, poor mortals must be G-D because besides for Einstein who else would have the chutzpah to suggest they “know” versus “believe” what is meant by “The Mind of G-D”?

 

On another not altogether different point we all know about the sacrifices of Mother Therese who eventually died and then what happened to the babies who would have died anyway left to ponder stuff like “the preservation of life and limb” and the other more meaningful expression “The road to hell is paved with less gold and more good intentions” which combined with the golden rule “Whoever controls the gold makes the rules” bringing me back to your genius and why although G-D rested on the 7 day after spending the previous 6 creating heaven and hell, hell only here on earth, u must continue tirelessly to fight the right fight.

 

My understanding is that the second close of London had gold fixed at $432.60 and just to keep things interesting I purchased from a local refiner having to pay only $2 above the spot price some 321.5 troy ounces of gold.

 

A few weeks back I had run into our friend Helen who purchased my Artist painter-Client-Partner-Wife’s former house suggesting that she take some of the equity in the house whose price had skyrocketed in the past year and keep some of it for a “rainy day” and as u know we have Hershel Price, Del Mar’s representative at the San Diego Water Authority to surely thank for these much needed rains that do wonders for not only helping keeping the faith, but in helping distract folks from the important issues of the day, still not enough folks in my humble opinion again giving u enough credit for coming around at perhaps the most important time in the history of our species at least this go around.

 

I am still waiting for the General Counsel of AIG to get back to me on a rather sincere, non threatening email which I sent out yesterday at 1:53 PM PT that simply read,

 

Dear Mr. Patrikis,

 

I spoke earlier today with Ms. Tracy Johnson who subsequently gave me your email address.

 

In December 1996 Maurice Greenberg, Thomas Tizzio and I spoke about a landmark multi-million dollar repetitive-stress jury award that I was convinced my company, Sunmed Inc., would be able to assist in getting overturned and just shy of 5 months later Judge Jack B. Weinstein did in fact do just that.

 

I have communications from a senior member of AIG’s staff who has been sharing material confidential information with me that you should be aware of.

 

Understand that my purpose here is to get this information into your hands.

 

Gary S. Gevisser

 

It not taking a rocket scientist to figure out my next move but of course I would welcome your suggestions as well any member of your G-D gifted cabinet bearing in mind I have my mind on a number of other things at this precise moment in time including trying to calculate how much gold we and the Europeans have remaining stashed away in places like Fort Knox as the South Koreans who have the 4th largest foreign reserves according the Wall Street Journal have begun to “diversify their portfolio...diversification a buzz word for selling off the dollar [United States]”.

 

The instant the world’s literate masses recognize the ill-effects of stuff like Aspartame, the genius of my DAAC family to have “worthless” diamonds replace gold as currency, the bs of “preservation of life and limb” as they continue to populate ad-infinitum so will they instantly recognize your genius in stopping the world from going totally nuts, selling u short playing right into the hands of the DAAC so hell bent on preventing democracy spread its wings.

 

Over my dead body will Senator Ted Kennedy be allowed to continue to undermine your efforts to broaden grass roots organizations made up of independent thinkers engaging the support of those benefiting the most from government entitlement programs all over the world, all it taking is getting one courageous individual to place a microphone and camera in front of this “phatso” [sic] of “phatsos” [sic] asking the all important question.

 

“Senator, when u attended the funeral of Charles Englehard in March 1971 at St. Mary’s Abbey Church in Morris Township that drew the likes of former President Johnson and former Vice President Hubert H. Humphrey what did u know about Charles Engelhard’s involvement in the Diamond Invention responsible for the greatest enslavement, torture and mass murder of all time and at the same time would u know if Gary S. Gevisser’s uncle, David Gevisser, the “male heir” of Engelhard was in attendance and whether he said kaddish which u know is the prayer Jewish people say for the dead?”  

 

The Fish Rots From The Head Down, man rots from the waist up!

 

We’re rescheduling our conference call tomorrow for between 6:15 AM PT and 6:30 AM PT, please let me know whether u would like to participate.

 

Very truly yours,

 

Gary S. Gevisser

A Name From Here, You Can Trust Over There

 

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