From: Gary S.
Gevisser [gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: Lynnebentel (lynnebentel@dslextreme.com);
(louinthebu@aol.com); Michael (cuprex@yahoo.com)
Cc: rest
Subject: FW: MR. Married Garried - The meek with teeth shall inherit the earth
Lynne, I am so happy to hear that once
again you are in the hands of not one but two fine gentlemen.
Hopefully you “tTOo”
[sic] can make it down here this coming Thursday evening for cocktails and of
course you should bring the kids for while we party they can be hard at work
designing winning t-shirts.
Be advised though that I have yet to place
up on my website directory any of Marie’s and the kids’ “best
ever” designs and should anyone raise concerns about “child
slave labor” remember
If you hyperlink through one or more of
the hyperlinks on this email you will get to the specific email that references
your ex-husband, Gary Glass who if he moves fast enough in his Ferrari
to keep pace with me he might make it to the head of the class, glass to boot,
i.e. he can avoid having to make endless toilet runs by simply ordering mass
quantities of the “dry run” of GrubbyGrub.com t-shirts and of
course we will be serving rum as we celebrate a marriage almost 10 years in the
making which to repeat cost a total of $100 plus gas, wear and tear and nor did
Marie mind picking up half the cost although Jonathan her 10-year-old has yet
to submit a bill for the 3 functions he performed admirably.
And it goes without saying that if your GG
decides to make amends he too will be invited to our “ranch” known
as Stonehenge II
to celebrate an event that seems to get better with each passing tide. And of
course no one has yet asked me to assist with the washing of clothes.
Last night while watching President Bush
on a NBC special where he knocked the socks off that mental midget “front” [sic] anchorman that I must say looks a whole lot like the
president. How far back do you think Tom Brokaw and George Bush’s
ancestors had sex?
The president took one terrific shot at
the European French before Jonathan made me switch over to America’s
Funniest Videos [AFV] where we saw this one segment of a toddler naming without
missing a beat all the different cabinet members of the current Bush
Administration and then when she was asked, “Who is Bill lyer Clinton” [sic] she responds, “A jerk!”
Now the shot across the bow that President
delivered to Mr. Chirac is not quite what I have in store for his counterparts
once I “load up” the “smoking
gun evidence” of political corruption of our California State
Government by rapacious business people allied with non other than the French
conglomerate Vivendi.
Now if your ex head of household has downscaled his
automobile while riding high on your back I could possibly arrange to have the
t-shirts hand-delivered courtesy of the FBI assuming of course it was Mr. GarbageGirl.com
himself who sent me that email detailing how it came about that I am now on the
FBI’s “Watch List”?
I doubt very much though that Gary Glass
allowed his formal education to have interfered with his learning as much as
our mutual buddy and my “failed student” from
In other words if J. Edgar Hoover could cross-dress
without getting caught as he wrecked havoc on the civil rights of enlightened
folks like Martin Luther King who is to say “wether”
[sic] Gary Glass
who we know has a penchant for making things up may have decided to call
himself “Kathryn Murray” although I am all “butT”
[sic] certain Gary Glass had nothing to do with the rigging of the Californian
Gubernatorial elections that were held last November 8th.
And Lynne I know you won’t mind if I
copy the FBI on this email just in the event it was that one boyfriend of yours
from 30 odd years ago who wanted to beat me [up] because you failed to
tell him you had met this “serfer dude”
[non-sic] from Durban, South Africa. And remember just because you and I never
had sex doesn’t exactly do much for one’s ego especially when
combined with a monster threatening to put their knuckles at the back of your
throat and why I felt the need to call in backup forces in the likes of
And Lynne naturally you haven’t
forgotten the King of Kings, Mr. King Golden himself who I would hate to
disappoint by not including him in this relatively “breef” [sic]
email. It would also be possibly negligent of me if I were to leave out
Marie’s ex-husband’s attorney Mr. George Hurst Esq. who I assume is
keeping his client Dr. John Ben Stewart [JBS] informed otherwise he would
surely have asked to be placed on my “delete list.”
Some may think I have come up with an interesting way to get over-controlling
people to pay up by simply emailing their attorneys. Now of course if JBS
wanted to really make amends with me the first thing he would do is stop
spending money on his attorney and start saving his bucks like never before.
Naturally the back of any t-shirt will
read, The meek WITH TEETH shall Inherit the earth even if it is subliminal which is why most
if not all my emails begin with The mee…
You will let me know if Gary is already on
his way over to Iraq where I assume he could negotiate an excellent lease deal
with an option to purchase one of Sadam’s former palaces and if you are
still on speaking terms despite how rotten he has been to you
have him let me know how big a break one can get for an all upfront cash deal
without any strings attached?
I was a little late calling
Much love and happiness with your new
“boy
toy” and of course it will be okay if Lou decides not to have me as
his best-man should you decide he is good enough to become the step-father of
your two amazing kids and tell me what they think of “Symbolistic …
Now remember wait for the PLAY button to download which reminds me to have you give your mom a big
hug. Please remember to let her know how good a boy I was despite having raging
hormones around the sexist Jewish girl ever to emerge out of
Now don’t forget Marie’s most
recent words of wisdom, “When the dialogue between couples becomes tTOo
monologues it is the beginning of the end” [sic].
gg
Ps – Wasn’t the name of that
monster boyfriend of yours also Lou?
-----Original Message-----
From: Gary S. Gevisser
[mailto:gsg@sellnext.com]
Sent:
To: 'r.marksart@att.net'
Cc: rest
Subject: RE: MR. Married Garried
Raye Anne, your words are kind, generous and we know very
heartfelt…
